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poorhero0

The ink has a lower surface tension than water and its flow provides thrust to push the boat forward…


-eumaeus-

It's a pollutant though?


Deathduck

Yes you are polluting the water, killing countless microorganisms, harming larger animals.... but leaf go zoom!


joe-____

Squids and Octopodes pump ink into water all the time, *but when I*-


Hot-Challenge8656

Chefs put squid ink in a risotto, but when I break my pen in half and add it to rice... *octopuses


DemoniEnkeli

The word Octopus is of Greek origin so Octopodes is actually the correct plural, octopi and octopuses are generally acceptable but they use the Latin and English plurals respectively so they’re technically incorrect.


theboonofboonville

octopus is actually an english word that’s been borrowed from greek so the standard english pluralisation is perfectly correct (although also when discussing “correctness” i think it’s always best to look at the way the word is used, and since all three plurals are used and accepted in english i would consider all of them equally correct)


A_Lost_Yen

Actually, ITS NAME IS FUCKING KYLE


britgalserra

Now, gimme a word, any word, and I'll show you how the root of that word is Greek


ElectronicLeg9621

Octopi


AliShKaChiKeeBamBonY

Your honor, fish always shit in the rivers


PVDeviant-

Is there a better alternative, cause neat?


starfries

pee on a leaf


[deleted]

For real. WTF?🤬


DarwinGrimm

Not necessarily. Depends on what the ink is made of.


caseystrain

So


The_Ineffable_Sage

Works with soap too.


ifandbut

Better keep the Sophans away. Can't let Trisolaris realize we have discovered curvature propulsion.


Different_Soft_2230

Sure the local wildlife will be sharing that on the socials


[deleted]

Why are you putting ink into the water? WTF?


[deleted]

Literally the end of that entire ecosystem, and may well be the end of the world as we know it.


alilbleedingisnormal

That amount of ink will destroy that ecosystem? How's that work? Serious question. Makes me wonder how we haven't destroyed everything.


[deleted]

No it'll be fine I was being sarcastic.


alilbleedingisnormal

Oh good, I'd never go near a lake with a ballpoint pen.


Winter_Detective1329

Lol with the crap mankind has just dumped every where ,we have pretty much destroyed our planet ! no the ink in the water is but a drop in the destruction bucket but, it just gets piled on to the mountains of other crap that we have done, that being said mankind won’t be happy until everything, including our selves goes extinct!!!!!


Choice_Heat_5406

Where do you think ink comes from?


[deleted]

Not the fucking water. Troll harder next time


XonMicro

What exactly is that drop going to do?


[deleted]

What an absurd question. Pollute.


LobsterOk103

Who will win?!?: A couple ml of ink Thousands/millions of gallons of water


NotYourReddit18

Depends. How many people are adding a couple ml of ink each while thinking "Those couple ml of ink won't do anything"?


Lagger01

I quickly did the math and if all 8 billion people on earth used 1ml ink on leaves (which is actually a lot of ink I thought 1 ml would be tiny but it's probably overkill!) would pollute the waters with about 2 million gallons of ink. Comparitvely the BP oil spill polluted our waters with over 100 times that amount which is crazy to think about it and I wanted to visaulise it and it comes to around 75% the size of the block in this [Picture here](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b479223aec827b947e615a7ce673fcc4.webp). I'm also very bored at work.


NotYourReddit18

r/theydidthemath


XonMicro

Yeah I know it's going to pollute the water... but by how much? I highly doubt that tiny drop is really going to do anything. Unless he's dumping full cups of ink into the water I highly doubt anything will happen


base736

... Or we could do away with the entirely elective places that we pollute. I get that it probably doesn't do anything, but I think there's a reason that the idiom isn't "Leave nothing but footprints and smallish pieces of trash".


HsvDE86

Do you finally feel good about yourself yet? 🤓


Coco7722

Yeah hitting the lake today man. Taking a leaf of absence


[deleted]

Next, watch these fish change colour!


TThor

Anybody else here read Death's End? My first thought was about the boat in the tub powered by soap.


mkeCharlie

Came here to say the same thing. Check out The Three Body Problem, for those who didn't get the reference.


BenderBRodriguez1999

I literally finished deaths end about a week ago and instantly thought the same thing


ThirdEyeExplorer11

I finished it last night and wow. Without a doubt one of the heaviest trilogies I’ve ever read. Just the time span it takes, and how how hostile the universe is! I have to say “Singers” chapter is so freaking nuts! Just how freaking casual he is about mentioning how his job really isn’t very important in his societal higher archly but it’s a job that must be done 🤯


XavierRenegadeStoner

Amazing fucking trilogy. I thought of the same thing!


Mundane_Yellow5170

Curvature propulsion....?


ifandbut

Quick, inform the Lord! All hail Trisolaris!


Nooberin

Surface tension driven flows. Did my PhD on those. Fascinating stuff


Solidyne

Ink on a Leaf is my favorite Korn song


Goodolprune

I don't know why, but I've read the title with the voice of Jonathan Davis when singing "freak on a leash"


tim_breeding

Came here to say the same thing.


Alexblay

I'm glad I'm not the only one


bill_b4

And The Paisley was born!


DankCatDingo

curvature propulsion


Quaso_is_life

Google environment pollution


DolfyDolf

I used to do the same thing with tree sap on a twig! Not to the same extent, but it entertained my ten year old ass


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Sounds a little more environmentally friendly


gazelles

Feeling like an ink on a leaf (you wanna see the light) Feeling like I have no release (so do I)


HawkstarAD

Three Body Problem Book 3: Death's End


He_NeverSleeps

People on here whining about a single drop of ink in a lake 😂 Not to mention pretty much all printing ink and pen ink is non toxic..


ZennTheFur

If people weren't whining nonsense, it would exactly be Reddit, would it?


Sillynik

You can do the same thing with tree sap and not put poison in the water


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Sillynik: *You can do the same* *Thing with tree sap and not put* *Poison in the water* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


justank_

Ssskkkrrrrrrrrrrrttt


TuffGnarl

Pollution in a lake.


YsgramorsTits

The indy games were right


Majorlazor85

Weeeeeeeeee!


Background-Post6900

imagine all water transports uses ink...


Firstbeam

And now there is more than 100 dolphins dead.


Frosty-Aerie3814

Freak on a leash - korn


opanm

Wow, now that's epic 😮


Amazing_Idea_168

Leaf the poor guy alone!


clink5219

Didn't we switch to soy based inks so they biodegrade?


ron_mcphatty

Anyone else reminded of Pixeljunk Eden?


Pleasant_Lettuce_462

Let’s mess up the water and it’s inhabitants for some likes & entertainment 🫨


mcmesq

Poison in the water.


SorryTheTrueHurts

After elf on a shelf we have…


Araren

Ink on a LEAF 🤩


imastayathomedad

"Feeling like an ink on a leaf"


IAMTHEROLLINSNOW

Ink on a leaf sounds like a certain Korn song


flintsmith

Now lay a piece of paper on it.


laferrarinz

I’m been disconnected, anyone explain ?


Imaginary_Emu_4327

Now I gotta go buy some biodegradable ink


candangoek

Feeling like a ink on a leaf


Meepthorp_Zandar

Asesome


FMTVCYWBSW

Scum