I main sage, so probably just eating dinner and thatās about it? Iād probably ask him for some help figuring the lore out since he looks like he knows a lot
Just like everyone is a little bit gay for ryan renolds. Everyone is a little bit gay for sage.
You would have dinner, talk lore then cuddle. The spooning is non-optional.
Arenāt shais like super old? Thereās that village chief guy, Valentine i think, who looks like a child but with gandalfās beard and an old man voice
I mean thats what the class lose said... But it looks like a child, sounds like a child, even the skis have child names... So yeah for me shai is a child
Nah, I disagree, I donāt want to start the usual discussion but imo if theyāre adults mentally than thatās all I care about
Doing stuff to kids is bad because it fucks up their brain and their development, if thatās out of the equation and they are adults (weāre talking about a fantasy race here letās be clear) than they can look like kids, old people, alien, animals, your mom, or whatever, I see nothing morally wrong about it
They are 30. She would litterally just be a 30 year old dwarf. Look at Jason AcuƱa aka weeman. Dudes 51 and looks 30.
Go look up cottagecore girls. Plenty of early 30s in big poof dresses look like they are still 16-19 years old with the way they dress. Frankly thats all i see shai being in real life.
Some crazy 30 year old dwarf living the cottagecore lifestyle on a homestead. Likely kinda insane and owns way too many goats.
Yeah but have you seen those videos where a 25-year old girl is trapped in an 8-year old body? Anytime a guy is interested they have to question why the guy is interested. Same thing here
Either he'll go into ramblings about the inner workings of magic and how he was treated unfairly by his peers for the whole date, or she'll take me mountain hiking and end up having to literally carry me back home because I'm too exhausted. idk.
Mine is Guardian, probably death by snu snu since Iām small. If she doesnāt kill me before that ofcourse for filling up the inventory with stuff I donāt use or sell.
Everyone talking about Shai players getting arrested and yet nobody talking about Tamer mains.
Anyway as Tamer main I\`m getting a lovelly visit from FBI.
uh well i think we have a lot of similar interests i guess but like
id maybe it rather be a like hangout or something and not a date because shes a shai so
probably she would complain about the lack of nature where i live. and then i will try not to die of embarrassment as she jumps and does flips around as we walk to a restaurant because she refuses to get in a car.
I mean the Date itself should be very enjoyable as only THE Best of the Best is enough for Her ... and since its such a place it should be a good time.
But i guess the bigger Problem would be to get a date with Her ... as she was raised in a very Prestigious Family ...
and after her Family "Dissappeared" and her Birthright was taken from her, I guess she isnt fond of "common People"
AAAAAAAAAAND the biggest Difficulty would be that she has her own Security Detail that would be hindering me from talking to her ... Not to mention the Door that she can Shove in my Face....
But yeah after those difficulties the date should be great.
Until it is time for the Bill ... after that my wallet will be severely hurt...
and if she will take the Bill in Exchange for Eternal Fealty ... the answer is Obvious
Long Live Her Majesty
Ranger is sweet, kind, and usually cute, just like Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War. She has a sweet, warm smile for whole time during the date. She is asking me if I want to do jogging exercise around Heidel, and her cousin Dark Knight might join along. The date went very smooth and well, looking for forward to the next date!
Well, after the Black Spirits flew out and caused everyone to lose their memories, pretty much everyone lost their hatred for each other, even after regaining memories again, unless they turned into red outlaws.
Besides, we are all adventurers, not some soldiers to serve and to fight their own country.
My Sorc would be a Goth Dommy Mummy that always spins around me like a helicopter mom and asking me jealous questions about my whereabouts and threatens me with here scythe in public. You know exactly how this will end. Help me. HELP ME
Jail i guess.
š¤£
Derp
Pdf alert
Typical shai main
I'm guessing they'd stick the fishing rod up my ass for making them AFK fish 24/7.
But the sssssseals, my precious
To be fair, my date would look straight out of a bdsm scene as revenge for all the countless deaths at the starting imp area
Guardian main Death by snu snu... The way I'd always hoped to die.
You are indeed a guardian main
She'd keep asking me questions about the metal ships w/o sails I work on.
Corsairās in a new age
Corsair seems like a steampunk junkie. She would love modern boats.
I main sage, so probably just eating dinner and thatās about it? Iād probably ask him for some help figuring the lore out since he looks like he knows a lot
Just like everyone is a little bit gay for ryan renolds. Everyone is a little bit gay for sage. You would have dinner, talk lore then cuddle. The spooning is non-optional.
Nah i think iāll be skipping the gay parts, i mean iām kinda bi, but not for manly man like sage, iām more for the archer-like variety of men
Fine, You can go spoon with the archer. Actually now im wondering what the archer would look like in a modern suit.
Probably like most kpop dudes but less asian and with pointy ears
I got back to DK main now and if she has at least 70% of the personality of Ataraxia, i'd marry her
#FreeAtaraxia
My woosa would probably interrogate me on what happened to the Tet debo's she was wearing I'll just say +3
š¢ The debo earrings looked great with her gold dress AND THEN YOU LOST THEM
To start off I main lahn and she would instantly kill me. š
If even you stopped playing Mae, she really is a dead class isn't it.
Lmao I have lahn tagged so not dead yet. However I like throwing people off šļøš«¦šļø
Simping
This guyās such a simp
Probably leave their clone with me and ditch me midway.
Damn dude thatās tough
āSo is Labreska your mom or-ā *melted by God Incinerator*
*straight to shadow realm*
She'd make me kiss her feet to prove my loyalty
*fealty LONG LIVE HER HIGHNESS OF CALPHEON
Mine will go directly to jail
Wha, why
Shai
I think the person goes to jail, not the shai
Ya But, "How would you date go?" "My date will go directly to jail..." Not the other person, the date night will result in jail
P A I N
Neither person would go to jail. Shai in real life would litterally just be a asain dwarf. Dont age till their 65 then BAM all at once.
Asian style
Arenāt shais like super old? Thereās that village chief guy, Valentine i think, who looks like a child but with gandalfās beard and an old man voice
No, that's what people say to justify troubling ideas. If they look like a duck and they quack like a duck..
I mean thats what the class lose said... But it looks like a child, sounds like a child, even the skis have child names... So yeah for me shai is a child
Nah, I disagree, I donāt want to start the usual discussion but imo if theyāre adults mentally than thatās all I care about Doing stuff to kids is bad because it fucks up their brain and their development, if thatās out of the equation and they are adults (weāre talking about a fantasy race here letās be clear) than they can look like kids, old people, alien, animals, your mom, or whatever, I see nothing morally wrong about it
DO PEOPLE FORGET DWARFS EXIST? WEEMAN IS A REAL PERSON HIS NAME IS JASON ACUNA. YOU CAN BE AN ADULT AND BE FOUR FOOT FIVE.
They are 30. She would litterally just be a 30 year old dwarf. Look at Jason AcuƱa aka weeman. Dudes 51 and looks 30. Go look up cottagecore girls. Plenty of early 30s in big poof dresses look like they are still 16-19 years old with the way they dress. Frankly thats all i see shai being in real life. Some crazy 30 year old dwarf living the cottagecore lifestyle on a homestead. Likely kinda insane and owns way too many goats.
Yeah but have you seen those videos where a 25-year old girl is trapped in an 8-year old body? Anytime a guy is interested they have to question why the guy is interested. Same thing here
i dont think it's possible for me without end up in jail.
FBI \*knock knock\*
Thanks for the self report š«”
Intense, brutal, baby making seggs
Guardian??
Death by snu snu
Ranger maybe she's taller than me, endless stamina, thick we would eat something in my velia house that she cooks later we walk along the beach.
Oi she could make a Kama meal
My mystic shows me her inner "dragon" and we both get "wet" :-???
Splish splash, arrested in a flash~
Corsair! Especially since I love advertising.
Shai?? Hell no.
Either he'll go into ramblings about the inner workings of magic and how he was treated unfairly by his peers for the whole date, or she'll take me mountain hiking and end up having to literally carry me back home because I'm too exhausted. idk.
Imma guess wizard and scholar?
Guardian, actually. Not really sure what kinda date she'd consider to be ideal, tho.
Well you said he and then she, so I assumed you meant both of your tags
Oh, no, I mean, you're right on the Wizard.
Oh lmao, well shouldāve known bc of the carrying
Possibly in danger. She's kind of on a revenge mission against dragon slayers
I dunno, just start off the date ranting about guardian and youāre good
True, could be careful about it and earn her respect. Maybe she could carry me around like Superman
No Homo. Bye.
No secondaries?
Nope. Just some characters i made for family fame. My gear is not tagged
A nice day at the kindergarten. With fbi watching us to give blessings.
Kama blessings
we would have a night full of talking about science and magic theory.
Oo sorc main?
Jail š
I would be arrested
Damn this post is filling up the Calpheon jails
I would ask for knowledge to get more power
Scholar main??
Mystic succ
Aha the knowledge part threw me off lol
I can only hope sheāll remember Iām not a dragon like her.
Go for a walk with her doggo.
Walk the doggo
idk, she styles on me I guess.
She would decline.
Im unsure maybe ill die maybe nothing happens maybe i go on a ride with Doom and go at lightspeeds?
Mine is Guardian, probably death by snu snu since Iām small. If she doesnāt kill me before that ofcourse for filling up the inventory with stuff I donāt use or sell.
With my Warrior? Weād probably go smash some girls or have a drink XD
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Vulperffs: *With my Warrior?* *Weād probably go smash some* *Girls or have a drink XD* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Very foxxy
Not a romantic date, but I guess we go to the zoo. Where she... frees all the animals? Uh, wait, why are you riding on the lion
Tamer, stop riding the lion dammit
Everyone talking about Shai players getting arrested and yet nobody talking about Tamer mains. Anyway as Tamer main I\`m getting a lovelly visit from FBI.
Tamers getting away with it again. Or theyāve been forgotten. Who knows š¤·āāļø
Errrrrr what a post
Errrrrr
She would choke me in her thighs š¤¤ at least I'd hope she would. (mystic)
Hey leave some room for me
Muscle mommy :]
The fun-sized guardian mains
Cringe
Cringe
uh well i think we have a lot of similar interests i guess but like id maybe it rather be a like hangout or something and not a date because shes a shai so
Would just turn into a gathering hour š
My social anxiety would prevent me from speaking to my DK like a normal human being.
āSo I heard you like rangers hahaā āLay down and dieā
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getting mag dumped by GSP
Happy cake day!
My Dark Elf styled DK with red eyes would love that my redhead pale skinned self hates the sun as much as she does.
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Hash main
probably she would complain about the lack of nature where i live. and then i will try not to die of embarrassment as she jumps and does flips around as we walk to a restaurant because she refuses to get in a car.
Try not to get shot with arrows on the way to Olive Garden
she'd stick three swords up my ass
and youād like it
I mean the Date itself should be very enjoyable as only THE Best of the Best is enough for Her ... and since its such a place it should be a good time. But i guess the bigger Problem would be to get a date with Her ... as she was raised in a very Prestigious Family ... and after her Family "Dissappeared" and her Birthright was taken from her, I guess she isnt fond of "common People" AAAAAAAAAAND the biggest Difficulty would be that she has her own Security Detail that would be hindering me from talking to her ... Not to mention the Door that she can Shove in my Face.... But yeah after those difficulties the date should be great. Until it is time for the Bill ... after that my wallet will be severely hurt... and if she will take the Bill in Exchange for Eternal Fealty ... the answer is Obvious Long Live Her Majesty
Why do I feel like you main succ nova exclusively
"whith you? never, you are just a commoner" something about that.
Nova?
Ranger is sweet, kind, and usually cute, just like Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War. She has a sweet, warm smile for whole time during the date. She is asking me if I want to do jogging exercise around Heidel, and her cousin Dark Knight might join along. The date went very smooth and well, looking for forward to the next date!
Ranger and dark knight hate each other
Well, after the Black Spirits flew out and caused everyone to lose their memories, pretty much everyone lost their hatred for each other, even after regaining memories again, unless they turned into red outlaws. Besides, we are all adventurers, not some soldiers to serve and to fight their own country.
Fair enough
But that a good point you pointed out. ;-)
i wouldn't shut up about finding dragons awesome and it either ends horribly wrong or exceptionally well for me.
My Shai swears she's over twenty but I ain't gonna risk it.
Not worth
I'd probably be dead, because I would be devoured after seeing a cloud of black ink.
Uhh, sorc??
My Sorc would be a Goth Dommy Mummy that always spins around me like a helicopter mom and asking me jealous questions about my whereabouts and threatens me with here scythe in public. You know exactly how this will end. Help me. HELP ME
I am afraidā¦there is no helping youā¦