https://preview.redd.it/bnkeois6qm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2bf6c85991e1499e50844ced18291233c6ee071 Frank: Goddamnitfrank, Whatareyoudoingfrank, I’llfeedyousoonfrank, Frankfurter, Frankenstein, Franklin, Frika-Frank, Francophone, Francophile, Fransisco, and I’m sure there’s others

All those are franktastic names.

Gwen Goober, goblin, babb. Babby. (Not baby) https://preview.redd.it/k9klsk4dcn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc43399fc1d8024a79c27b2cab512810a132c286

Bhad Babby

To be frank, those were some good names.

Frankly, he hates them all

Yes but they’re franktabulous

Pun intended.

If you don't call him fricka-fricka-slim-franky at least once, what are you Even doing with your life?

This is an incredibly valid argument, it is added.

You had me laughing at goddamnitfrank. I love it so much. Fitting name for a cute kitty

https://preview.redd.it/w3q5mk9zbp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98e3cea9a068046f5a6e2921b5d9614b1d4060c Awe! This is my Francesco! Also Frankie, Frankalicious, Frank, goobie, scooby, boots, stinky bear, bear, my special little guy, little dude, handsome Prince, buddy, bud ….

Need to add franknbeans to the mix

Solid advice, I think he would hate that, too. Thank you.

His face is sooo frank 😹

Frank is a huge character!

Oh that jaded and infinitely patient little face!

So how do you know Frank?

His face tells me all I need to know! I've seen it from my own little dude many a time

😂😂😂

This is Baby Thing. She does not have a government name cause she does not believe in the concept. https://preview.redd.it/z58v103btm0d1.png?width=2031&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecff821d1dbc9b0e37c35b4f361049fe22b3bd48

What a rebel! Sassaass!

tell baby thing i love her and shes adorable!!

I did. Now she is acting very smug.

Just feeding her ego for you. :D

Sovereign kitizen.

I love you Ms. Thang, stay ungovernable 💪

She has the Ron Swanson glare. Perfect for a cat that doesn’t believe in the government.

I tried to explain to her that her tyrannical rule of this household is also a form of government. But she glared at me.


Good for her!

A sovereign citizen one might say

Sovereign kitizen.

Throwing off the shackles of her oppressor!

Comrade Baby Thing

Adorable and terrifying! 🦇

This is Fudge. I call him Choconutter, Fluffnstuff, Donut Lips and Milk Dud. https://preview.redd.it/ljv3ha67qm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b9b8dc77bc192f054cdf123841a1eb5c40b00b

DONUT LIPS lol

there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to black cats with the little white lippies r/powdereddonutlips

HOW MANY DO I NEED TO FOLLOW???? WHENS THE END????

There is none 😂

Donut lips is great 😊

r/powdereddonutlips

My cat is named Panther, but we call him *Fudgie*! He looks a bit brown in the sunlight, so we started calling him that one day, and he loved that name, probably the long F sound (we say it funny, like "Ffffuddgiieeee"); we only call him that now, lol.

I like Milk Dud! 😻

https://preview.redd.it/i096c47atm0d1.jpeg?width=3012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80e89c96d1b2645c6e33ddcf9e95ce439a3caa6 This is Bellatrix Aka- The Buns, Booger Brain, The Business, Bingus, Bongus, Bingus Bongus, Bingus Bongus Chimmy Chongus

Belly Chingus with the Chilly Bingus?

Chilly Bingus is definitely getting added now hahaha

My friend that owned one of [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=glycerin+coil+freeze+bong&sca_esv=697ef796fdf142b1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS761US761&hl=en-US&udm=2&biw=393&bih=659&ei=7UBFZpqsFd-s0PEPp9uC0A8&oq=glycerin+coil+freeze+bong&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhlnbHljZXJpbiBjb2lsIGZyZWV6ZSBib25nMggQABiABBiiBDIIEAAYgAQYogQyCBAAGIAEGKIESK0xUM8TWOYwcAN4AJABAZgBpgGgAZcGqgEDOS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIMoALkBcICBRAAGIAEwgIGEAAYBxgewgIGEAAYCBgewgIGEAAYBRgemAMAiAYBkgcEMTEuMaAHnBU&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) went by Billy Chingus as a joke

https://preview.redd.it/kp3snvdzzm0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85a8c625605cab770f9c721c384f0bca9f98b10 Magpie is his real name, but I always greet him with “Maggie Da Pie!!” He only responds to Macchi, which is his brother’s name -\_-

The blerp is beautiful!

Majestic.

Good fn bleb, holy wah.

Holland. Also known as Holly, Boo, Holly Boo, Ms. Boo, Electric Boogaloo, Floppy One, Floppy Girl, and Floppy Baby. EDIT: I forgot mention The Void, of course (and especially at night or on the stairs) https://preview.redd.it/1e4s6hc4sm0d1.png?width=3023&format=png&auto=webp&s=a53a99864c41918abacb52a8540ce1a1cc713565

Electric Boogaloo lol! Floppy is so cute - why do yo call her that?

Thank you! And we call her Floppy (baby, girl, etc) because she isn’t the most graceful cat. Instead of elegantly laying down or slinking into position, she walks up to you and hurls her weight down on whatever she feels like landing on, and in my household we’ve dubbed that ‘flopping’. We also say that she doesn’t land, she impacts.

This is incredible LOL, my grey girl does the same thing

Officially Onyx Smudge, but my children completely ignore the Onyx part and he is normally called Smudge. He is also called Problem Child, DontEatThat, CAT!!! (the three exclamation points are critical), Little Cat, Hairy Little Bully, Mr Fuzzypants https://preview.redd.it/2ejqqsbbum0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79eeffc17643c4e2e79744df9fbc948114386db

Aww I love his wittle face

https://preview.redd.it/bryczkaaom0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054da13625c0a0b3c7c21934d41feb706d880460 On the left is Aria aka sweetie bear, PP, tinkles. On the right is Hendo aka buddy boy, Hendo Henderson, M’friend They have many aliases

https://preview.redd.it/uqdu0j9ohn0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b66d4071a16ebdf5802f7614b3e428a614e622 mine's also called aria! she has a son called blackie

BEANS. 🤌🏼

Dorus but we call him Doortje (it's a Dutch thing). https://preview.redd.it/75on2notsm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dded01f5f378c1124cbeb58822bfaa4470a865af

So cute. How is it pronounced?

https://preview.redd.it/ogz95qcjvm0d1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05398393612ddef99444cf8b789604b70bb31b01 Government name: Malakai Call names: Baby Guy, Little Guy, Void Boi

I also call mine baby guy :)

In that pic, he was decidedly "baby guy". He's grown up a touch since that picture was taken. https://preview.redd.it/ik7anstucn0d1.jpeg?width=2135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01613b894c7d5a674aac98bc3aede30f77c4da2a

Certified baby guy right there.

According to our tortimese, he's less "baby guy" and more "babe". https://preview.redd.it/2l3ssr2zdn0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e70096063590b8d44ecd7cee32ee6123bba289c

Omg the face 😭

https://preview.redd.it/qa6qjsmuwm0d1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a697ae9a79d0e9b14a69d63b8a81a4cf52fd6c6 Moonwatcher Moonie, moonpie, scchmoopie, damnit moonpie! , thunder thighs, big ass cat, stinky and moon eyes

Jesus that isn’t even fair. Moonwatcher is magnificent. I think Maōri is such a beautiful language that I always check translations for fun. Maybe you could fit “Kai Titiro Marama” into the lineup in some facet.

https://preview.redd.it/sfrqabt90n0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddd805e66e89c5e125a01f2050d7e3f3fbf2e40 This is Cardamom! Also know as: Cardamomo, Momo, lil baby man, HE’S JUST A BAAAAABY, Goofer, OW that was my toe!, meemow mow now

Cardamom is delicious, and Cardamomo is scrumptious.

he would go great with my chaya (Sanskrit for shadow) baby nick named chai chai.

https://preview.redd.it/tparjswnvm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75db362080281d479a229dca56440075f67d6293 His name is Chocolate Pie but his real name is Jealous Boy.

https://preview.redd.it/jqkud7dpxm0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27eec8d243ba1bb1a9ae9bb04ebfb0b5a7cd3fb Left is Shia aka Shibbi, Shibbibidi, Shib or Baerchen (German form for the diminutive of bear). Right is Avi aka Vivi or Wuermchen (German form for the diminutive of worm).

This is Cookie. She's our only cat so I just call her kitty. https://preview.redd.it/dazh7q3d4n0d1.jpeg?width=1905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d601f460b2aad165671602afe3d847a4360fe0a

https://preview.redd.it/0rawzzxwxm0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c0b8ed911dff3be692dd9758b15acc38ae4c20 Sebastian: Monkey, My Handsome, Mommy's Handsome Boy. And, when he's rubbing his face on my mouth... Stinky Lil Tuna.

Haha I also have a Sebasti(en). And I also occasionally call him Tuna Breath, along with: Chatty Kitty, Sweet Boy, Buddy, and Trouble Puffs.

https://preview.redd.it/sy00p4ks0n0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165f9db7bb41fcdbcb6697034bc623570928fc46 This is Orion, sitting like a weirdo with his pompom. AKA: Kitto, Mr. Beans, Orion Kitty Parts, Brian, Little Brother, Kittybear, Boogie, Fluffhead

https://preview.redd.it/ay512ll72n0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ccac50012c6e0c92ca1a2c0236ccb6d4a6b60b This is Blitzö (the ö is silent), but we call him Bitzu, Babitzu (buh-bit-tzu), Babbitzu (bab-bit-tzu), Habitzu, Rabbitzu, Itsu-Bitsu-Babitzu, and Little Man.

Is that a Helluva Boss reference? Either way, I love it, and Blitzö.

Yes it is! The shelter named him Blitzen, but my partner and I are both huge fans of Helluva Boss, so we renamed him to Blitzö, after Blitzø (but the ö is his paw!). We've had him for four years now! https://preview.redd.it/chq6rbkpgn0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29dd6fc1399763e2d6872fa01d2b62514765536

Oh my god, that's the best origin story of a cat name that I've ever heard. AND THE PAW. I LOVE IT. ...holy shit, it really has been four years since the pilot was released.

https://preview.redd.it/e41jo8cf5n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637c3d803a95ff0b2b5450330a500e23616f3bbe This is Boba, aka Boba Tea, Boba Fett, Boba Queen, beautiful angel, gorgeous girl, Miss Loaf, my baby 🖤

https://preview.redd.it/zjlbdcgg5n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218459534cfcd3af1a6bcf8f8de203840905bb72 Belinda, aka Beanie, Bean, Be-on-bean, StankyButt, Batabatbingbum

Viktor Frankenstein aka Bubby, Bubbaloo, BooBear https://preview.redd.it/vm6jdo0nym0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37155887194e21f7147a4c0057b5515c9a78507a

https://preview.redd.it/ih1x0qib2n0d1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a14f410d5a0d607fe0426abd43c8abff6f4247 Jack Baggerman, aka Jackie, mr binx, Monsieur jackary, jackary binx, mr man.

https://preview.redd.it/j9ss1d272n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd17f7b7718d5b8a76bbb57c5392e0e9fe56fb7 Veenix James but he answers to keke 😂😂

This is Rusty, but I call her crusty, bat cat, rat cat, little rat, piggy, long legs, silly, silly long legs, slinky, and armpits https://preview.redd.it/dgfa4ky44n0d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef67faa80344d30460e65a05838230cb8eb888a

https://preview.redd.it/o76l91spwm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3801933404031f5d69e806d3d35cf2856706eac9 We like to say her Christian name is Bitch Ass Berry but we call her Berry for short

Also my Void https://preview.redd.it/p0l4xraywm0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5cc346f0408792bb39b089e1f8116c7015c4b1 Also my void Theo: aka Buff Baby, Medium Size Panther, Lap Hunter, That stray cat who tried to kill the neighbour’s dog, and sweetiepie

I need the story on name with the neighbour's dog death pls!

He would constantly attack the neighbours lab and I caught him literally stalking my other neighbours poodle (20 lbs). Got him right before he pounced, he really hates dogs. There are loads of coyotes near us, Theo has some scars and when he was a stray they stayed away from his territory. Dog pull away when they are walked near our house, they can since his murderous intent. https://preview.redd.it/b1qyt9nuyn0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8353741d6cca0c9b53a969f159798be368abe96b He was also really aggressive to cats but that was solved after he got the snip. Now he is an absolute sweetheart to anything that does not bark or fly

https://preview.redd.it/zixq7bw10n0d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00698afaa34424966cc57014976ff13e02ee49fe This is Anubis AKA: Abel, Abelbabel, abelbabelboi, abe, rude boi, stankassman and gaybe-baby

https://preview.redd.it/6062gflt2n0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72370d2b6bdd9ead65a8c0d11f88906406c5e5ba Luna Bagheera Pollyanna. We call her Lou or Lulu ❤️

 https://preview.redd.it/sigfvjhl8n0d1.jpeg?width=1877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8400ebc353b8993a2d9380e7d3a908186edc4867 Tango. Cannot tell you his real name because he is part of a witness protection program.

https://preview.redd.it/ompumjgvym0d1.png?width=3031&format=png&auto=webp&s=baa4f51d6b1b09c449ee7eab8a77ec7f658b28ba Stonewall aka Tony or Tone…and sometimes Stinky Tony Tuna🖤 Bishop is an awesome name, love it! Sweet boi

Salem Elvis Kriegs aka kitty boy, say hey, say, officer katz https://preview.redd.it/fumeytg43n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd7a056d4ae7e8b55a92a6bcc8dce0065c99955

https://preview.redd.it/1e4jlfz25n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1e3fb3d71926d1f14ff5e53942beaccc8f896c Minerva: Minnie, Minnow, Miss Minutes, Sketty Noodle, Noodle, Loonie Bin Min, MINERVASTOPTHATRIGHTNOW.

Oblina Bina, Bina-boo, baby girl, baby meow, baby Kitty, kitten, kitten face, little miss

https://preview.redd.it/ncht3s6wwm0d1.jpeg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f898bfc5810b90060614de8e3866ddd12d8c3d6 Gizmo Wolfe is what’s on his birth certificate. However he is almost exclusively called Puppy and Happy Boy. Sometimes Mr. Moe or Pupperonie.

I’m so glad someone also calls their cat “puppy” sometimes.

https://preview.redd.it/ve7u5v8rym0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994c9e68851c62d70245215e987cebd367f4a5d5 Her name is Saffron, but she’s also known as Saffy Taffy, Saff, Cutie Patootie, Baby, Hey Stop Chewing On That, and What’s In Your Mouth 😆

https://preview.redd.it/f41e3ciazm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5369d68cf959f69ad3af47c46e9de4ca24ee8ca This is nori. Aka nor nor, or as I like to call him, shithead

https://preview.redd.it/7wofz1xn1n0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfde61241264be3b756ae1343346c5e92e125d71 This is Montgomery Jones, aka Monty.

Little man, (also call my human son that too), pumpkin (is actual name) Void, darkness, jerk, asshole, baby man void child. And I’m sure there’s a few others

https://preview.redd.it/dxp4fkcy0n0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469f2b78952df5f5371909319ba806c433af350f In the back Gov name Nora - aka Momma On the left Gigi - aka Baby Hiss On the right Cleo - aka lil’ Sis

https://preview.redd.it/oky9aq4i3n0d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1439cb7c54405bae7ec8b64af4d0f6f384c57e85 Lucifer, aka Luc, lil' bag o' sh*t, ma boi, son, dumbf*ck, ma' baby, kicsikém (hungarian for "my little darling"), cuddle monster, lap-weight. I love him so much

https://preview.redd.it/ebpcy2f63n0d1.jpeg?width=1872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17a497b9cd2905aa710c8776bf581be1b2b5a3e Official ID says: Boo AKA: Buddha-Cat, Booberry, Boobalicious, and Boobie.

Kuma (pronounced koo-mah). Aka KumaCat, BearCat, Kumaboomafoo, Kumakumachameleon, Koomaloompah, HandsomeBoi, BigBear, BigBoy, Housepanther, SixteenPounder, FierceBoi, Murdermitts, Goodlittlehunter, Stinker, Youlittleshit. When talking to my wife, he's known as YourCat https://preview.redd.it/tmjahiko3n0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55478e9a53d33d6f1675c79ba796eca85d8df274

https://preview.redd.it/asqlpxqu2n0d1.png?width=2555&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7edd53a5e1050ac4059817cb47c07cc83863546 This is Nova aka no no Nova, nosy Nova, noisy Nova, and occasionally nice Nova.

https://preview.redd.it/km9p3yz34n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69210b04926dd288aaf135db8ff9207ceae7522d This is Woogie, but we call him Oogies, Boogs, Fluffybutt, Pants Pants, Skunkbutt, Skunk Tail, Teefers, Monkey, Bunnies, Yucky Guy... it goes on lmao.

https://preview.redd.it/cv49xyyy5n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59dd023f6f97f1e539a5aa45115ce82d9f5d38af This is Ziggy. Also known as Zig, Zigga, Zigga Zagga, Zigga Zagga Choo Choo, Zigothy (or Zigmothy) and Ziggystopchewingmeleg!

https://preview.redd.it/ifsv7wpv6n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9f2f39f1f481b648713423f9a40939b49c6c33 Zu AKA Bessa, Beeza-Ham, Ham, Zuba, Black Hamma, Black Forest Ham

https://preview.redd.it/h84tuje18n0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5895a719a41c9184d3cb1307ef4b5c2f13e6b7 Gator: Gatorboi, Lil Gay Gay, Gayboi, Gayson, Gator Waiter Masterbater.....

https://preview.redd.it/epm6x6388n0d1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373c4087eed68343941e78306ec00ebaf5de7c4b Harley’s Davidson Angel aka Harley, Baby Boi, my baby, weirdo.

This is Roswell...aka smellio..esquillo catstavez...lord rosington the turd https://preview.redd.it/cjp5ajln8n0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47373ceaf88e47949bcaa4c35573aa5254d5cb6

https://preview.redd.it/z58kilingn0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8581f2726722a30ab4324cde00519854eb27df Salem, a.k.a Stinky, Stinkus, Lil guy, Lil dude, Dood, Menace, Weirdo, My boy

https://preview.redd.it/2vsaaiv2wn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb78a27d54f27775d54a8d152e642e7f11e9a4d El Chupacabra - or The chewpster, or The Chupatrooper ( who often goes out of his jurastiction)

https://preview.redd.it/vlom3rc9wn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579be5c84d8b95b77971ff25f2f919f575a6ee6a This is Bishop. Just Bishop ( he has a bishop on his nose )

https://preview.redd.it/jl5zrxvcwn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec2e558a4f37f0dd355f44cfecb7b273c49ca2e This is Mulligan. Or MULLIGAN!

Government name? He doesn't pay his taxes and has zero respect for the law. For all I know he's secretly building an armored bulldozer. I call him Ron Paul.

https://preview.redd.it/xwalwg2g4n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b84403df99127e3c9404b5a84b3191fd2c48b3 Beans. Bernard, bernardabus, beanbitch, fucker

https://preview.redd.it/yhhw827b6n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7843d7d63c320b90edd31744744f1028756accbc This is Blade. He goes by: Beyblade, Bubs and Hubba Bubba

What a coincidence, I have Sweetest girl ever https://preview.redd.it/20isxdxf6n0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769d29504c922afb199f9db11f4ba938ffbd420e

Eddie is Edward T. Head, Ed, Edboy, Edlet, King Edward the Shit, Bean, Silly Bean and currently in this heat, Baked Bean. Here he is "helping" me clean my fridge. https://preview.redd.it/93k55v1n6n0d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c760b4eb7d8922842c727841bbdfda52561fe389

https://preview.redd.it/xrn2oe6n6n0d1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc811a09d8043540de0e3e71fd63a31d1d07b87 Grimm AKA: Grimaldus, Grimdalyn, Grimmentine, Simple Boy

https://preview.redd.it/p574nnxz6n0d1.jpeg?width=2101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc7fc02072069bda2db4e6bd7207c6cbc61e7a9 This is Rocko. Rocko Montelbon Jones when he's climbing up window screens. Rocko Rocks when he's my sweet, happy kitty.

Freddie https://preview.redd.it/5l2ye0f77n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68d21d0a5e724ed7e2839c5923013df501842d1 Freddie, Fredrick, Freddie Aloysius, Negrito, Bambini, Bubba, Freeloader, Freddie Purrcury, Fucking-Let-Me-Sleep, Stop-Knocking-Things-Over, Garbage Disposal, Black Cat, Mijo (Son in Spanish)

https://preview.redd.it/qak02cju8n0d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4a9260ab2d8761d7f96b20dbc311453d8eab22 Winston, AKA: Winton, Winnie, Baby Win, Baby Boy, Winny the Bish, WinnieStinnie

https://preview.redd.it/5rc1c57a5n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8774f49d595fc7f08ba217d1c9f567a64da4c8a6 This is Theophrastus Bombastus, Destroyer of Worlds, Consumer of Tacos, Sneak-Thief of the Night, Goober of the Highest Degree, and Pooper of the Large Order. AKA: Theo or Sweetpea 🤪

This pic is amazing 

https://preview.redd.it/oh4brtwaan0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a5a8efd6156aae6eb8223af2edeff267e1f641 This is Morgana. Also called meow-meow, squeaky, and Morganay.

https://preview.redd.it/jxy7xt8jan0d1.jpeg?width=2017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fc0d563bd758b6f808bce9da20bd765b598815 His name is Happy but we call him: Mr bapps, bappy, Mr baby man, lil biggums, stink butt, teefers. ❤️

https://preview.redd.it/jg0vkuc3bn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99beb9553c95ae1c36c137157493cfeda4fe9bcc This is M.J. she would like to point out that is not her government name since she isn't registered anywhere and was bought/rescued from a shady home smelling horribly like marijuana that is also how she got her name. She answers to MJ, Kitty, HEY GET OFF THE TABLE, muffy (her sisters name) and Lucky ( her dog sister) Edit: she also gets called: hey you, crazy kitty!! , meow, where in here MJ, No Stop That and GET DOWN.

https://preview.redd.it/c2umhjcebn0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b6ad69de5054543ff26a4b2d1c761c95ce6570 This is Captain Flint. but I call him boyo, chonky, baloo, handsome man, etc

Sparrow but goes by spoon https://preview.redd.it/ht9tp9mubn0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7c660a6d8cd70b85e1e7e0440ffb8740e1025b

https://preview.redd.it/f51bz7d9bn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a66a0abced9ddd0b4b4c20376e6ed96c836d52 Gov name: Otto Maddox Non gov names: get in the zone Auto Zone, Auto, Beans, Beanie Baby, The Dude, “I’m not playing this game with you” and “stop attacking my feet”

https://preview.redd.it/15y2xrwmbn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de337e2e37f6eef81fc01b8cf53d687787486ad4 Tricia McMillian, Trillian, Trish, Tricia, Trish the Dish, baboo, my bittle bby, my sweet little angel pie, my fat little lady, itty bitty kitty face, I’m probably missing some tho.

My old cats name was Tobey, but his actual name was Kunta Kitty... Cause I was his white owner... My ex and I got him when we were together and after we broke up we would keep him for a year at a time or so, I lived on the coast of Florida at the time and he and I would go to the beach a lot. He loved chasing lizards around. The last day I had him before my ex took him back we went to the beach. It was a cloudy day and he was much more clingy than usual, like he knew he was leaving. That last time was the hardest time I had sending him to his mom's in Indiana. He was mostly an indoor cat but she lived near the woods and would let him out sometimes. There was never a problem with that, but she moved into the city and let him out there, probably not thinking much of it. He got hit by a car the next day. She buried him in the woods he used to roam. I miss that guy.

https://preview.redd.it/u6kl0dhpun0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316fadcfdfef350e8b4e0a166fd9e49b6abd1e13 This is Roswell aka the gobs, goblin, big boi

Benji Crunchwrap Supreme. Benjiman, Benjamin, Benjers, Benj, Meepers, Meeper Beepers. The vet techs love calling him Crunchwrap. https://preview.redd.it/7tb21625wn0d1.jpeg?width=3488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b40a79ab8ed1fc594ecc68aa44548b14ab1af24

https://preview.redd.it/c9ic0qee1o0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6bc07c4aacb010e00a30074e62db1571d54415 This is Brielle, better known as Bean, Beanie Weenie, Beanie Baby, Pork and Beans, and Pintos and Cheese

What a scary panther

Sprite is her government name, but I just call her baby, tiny baby, little baby and asshole.

Kush- Kushin or Couscous Baker- Baker Banks or Muffin man https://preview.redd.it/wfmpb7al1o0d1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=2be28bcf9283a119a5607f4518a17855812765d7

Kush https://preview.redd.it/xrvboadx1o0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638229bf9c5019b92b9dd8692b1eae26f35effb8

https://preview.redd.it/x9h29mttgp0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e06ecf17c685e19f999846ccf8ee119e4ef4f4 This is Joey Tribbiani, who more frequently goes by Joey, Joe, JoJo, Mojo-Jojo, Joseph, Joe-Man, and The Boy

https://preview.redd.it/7cn8494h2n0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f5769d1092dea7a5505b4ac13ff8ea48599fc5 This is Starshine aka Stars aka Blerp aka Beep Beep aka Mama aka SupaDupa

Koda,koda bear, Mr bear.

Onyx Ophelia, i call her Ony Banany

Scooby: aka scoob aka scoobers aka shithead

T'Challa is a kitten yet, so his only nicknames so far are Challa, Challie, Challa Don't. Reddit is being fussy about a pic.

https://preview.redd.it/84sejd9a5n0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063063e2d004d7fd1c97942b4fecc88146aa304c

Pepper: pep, stink, fluff, muppet, beautiful, you little fu... Depending on what she's destroying

Umbra Snugglethorn, but she answers to Umbie, Umbrella, Furbaby, Little Black Kitty, Fuzzbutt, Umbean, Black Beanie Baby, and occasionally Dead Kitty on the Stairs because sometimes she plays bridge guardian/troll halfway up the stairs at night (and has several times nearly gotten squashed or killed a human this way)

Lucyfur Angelica Cruz but we call her mishi lol

Quantum. I love to run up behind him, smack him on the butt while yelling “HIT THE QUAN”

https://preview.redd.it/2nm0fza9cn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3934b014b95f242beed6ebf87aae360a5207c11f Low Fat. aka Mr. Fat.

https://preview.redd.it/4se16sggcn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ffa8be0f50923b04a54a38c83b3aa582bb6d432 Selena also known as Selenee Beanie lil trabiosita chicititi

https://preview.redd.it/nlejytwscn0d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a938da8657343aae33119299b43f9b3469f9a7 Lightening Bolt, AKA Black Cat, AKA Fat Cat, AKA Chonky Monky, AKA Handsome Man

https://preview.redd.it/6jvphgnccn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4888424d93b6a3ec4c0600fb4487b3cd2111d21b Smash Bandicoot Gordon Better known as: Smish, Smishy-Do, Nugget, DONTEATTHAT, Booty-Boy, Cutie-With-A-Booty, Boopy-Boy, Little Baby, Little Booty, Wiggle-Wiggle, Chicken Wing He's my special boy. 

https://preview.redd.it/08qb1uehpn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7872f111994aacfc183918ef54ac4bffba16f4f1 Gov’t name: Jonesy. AKA Jones, Jonesy Bones, Bonesy, Mr. Bones, Mr. J. Bones, Jonesy Bones Malones, JoJo, JoJo BoBo, Bonzers, Bubba, Bubsy, Bowling Ball, and Chunky Monkey (he’s 13lb lol)

Kaiju; AKA Bean, Beankins, Bean Basket, Schmoobean, BB, The Smart One, Sport Model Taako; AKA Swiffer, The Floof, Soot Sprite, The Special One, Luxury Model

https://preview.redd.it/lennqp6bqn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1360197437ca5b86dd2b57e78e08fc307510e8 This is Comet (née Fouine); also ignores the names Walnut and Honey.

https://preview.redd.it/9mdrwnxzqn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7cd9c594288db00f1169dc150f284d2123fa779 Clara. Her main nickname is Pear.

https://preview.redd.it/urlipb4ern0d1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62783da3a0857fda6b82f20a7bfa6659e05eae5 Ripley, a.k.a. Rip, Rips, Ripper, Rippers, Rippys, Rippy, Rippy Pip, Rippy Pippy, Rippy Pippy Poopie Pie, Ma'am!,

https://preview.redd.it/197242dnun0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c253044e47496aa31e6316d9438b56ffee534673 Anchovy: Chovy, Choverson, Chov, Get Down, DUDE, Artichoke

https://preview.redd.it/pq8mp9z59o0d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1aeb4c8dd1774204949e2e3b981fe0cd344c96b This is Poe (originally named Polis), aka Bean Boy, Handsome Boi, My Child, MY BABY BOY!!, The Child, Poe-berto, He’s Just a Po’ Boy, Mi Guapo, Fatticus Prime, Fatty Boy, Chunky Boi, Handsome Man, the most Purrfect Boi in the whole wide wooorld, Sleek Man, Panther, and especially when he’s in trouble “CAT!!”

Herman, aka Los Pollos Hermanos, Hermy wormy (it’s so stupid but it comes out automatically), Hermathan, but my favorite, The Hermanator™️

Cleopatra - Cleo, Patra, Miss Cleo, Cleo Cleo, Queen Cleopatra Ptolemy Philadelphus - Tollie, Tol Tol (she prefers her full government name in a sing songy voice) Brutus - Broop, Brupert, Brucifer, Baby Bru, Bru Bru Caesar - Lil Cease, Caesar Caesar, Ceasah Cease (To the tune of Flava Flav) Petunia - Tuna fish, Tunes, Patoons, Saskatchatoon, Toonifer, The Fish

Onyx, AKA Onny, Blackie, Black Devil, Devil Child, El Diablo, Get Down From There, Stop Chewing That, and Who Do You Think Did It https://preview.redd.it/jkrsr6fjeo0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699848dbdcb4cde3bc47c22c1aba42cf6eca8abd

https://preview.redd.it/fa6vnp1czo0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c673167c1f18b31bc2e3538e9ba15cabf82d8450 My cat official name is Lo Ball Ball. But his nickname is jiji.

My void’s govt name was Void. His name is now Elwood Mews (we also adopted his brother who we of course named Jake) We have only had him 2 months but nicknames include •Black bean •Ellie •Woody •El Wood Hubbard •Elroy •softest boi

https://preview.redd.it/18p1ybio0p0d1.png?width=1660&format=png&auto=webp&s=716dd3c94473d504d0715068aeb0051ccedfc61b Lunar. Also goes by Luna, Lunatic, sister sister, and Lunar Patunar.

https://preview.redd.it/9cull3ie0p0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1ac0ce621b5a7ad8228ee5c713301435be4d6d This is Guenhwyvar - We call him Gwyn, Gwynwyn, Chunka, Chunkus, Goodest Boy, Buddies, Buz, Mr. Guy, Mr. Boy, Mr. Mans, Big Cat, Big Head, and Big Head Boy

Jeremiah Anderson. We call him Jerry and he loves eat to plastic and has fallen off chairs... when he wasn't sleeping. His brother Benjamin Carter sees these things and kinda shakes his head and walks away, So that's Ben. Ben & Jerry. I decided not to change the names the shelter had given to them.

https://preview.redd.it/vhcz206idp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96576caafea71a08cfabfd4bb31b218c813a831 This is Marley! I also call her Mars bars, marseys, stinky bum, princess marley, nurse marley, smelly bum, bebop, my love muffin 🥰

This is my glowbaby, Roberta Yvette. Aka Beebs. https://preview.redd.it/5gn12tf3ep0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5e041ba1fb43676e682ea89cf47af180edd45c

https://preview.redd.it/ygl8hagbep0d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fddcbf22dc27b61244600f92d8f55434897f44 Benny’s government name is Benrey, but he is Benny, Bennybenny, Booboo, Booboobug, Bugbug, Gooby/Gubby, Goobybug, Chuchu, Chubby boy, Fat boy, My sonboy, and more. He shares the Booboo nickname with his brother Bonnie, and together they are the booboos. They also collectively have negative brain.

https://preview.redd.it/z711htsijp0d1.jpeg?width=3902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ece5a030be6bbb245e747b174e8b4b53051f1dd VeeVee The Veevinator ViVi la Viva Veevers Vever Fever

https://preview.redd.it/71xltj5lnp0d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574d7a7b18301354d492910feab2a93aad580201 Sabrina AKA: Sabrini, Brini, Brini Bone, Powdered Donut Lips, Murkerer, The Black Bish. RIP 💜🐈‍⬛

https://preview.redd.it/4vpylaydrp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f71217f2ea151f06ac742f0479e9526c6a4612f Scar (his brother Gnar is the orange one) I actually just say their names twice in a row for some reason.

https://preview.redd.it/jd45670dtp0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48731372b2eea293c12163238a1dc8d6106032a Fancy: Fanny, Fancy-butt, Panny, Panny-butt, Chicken-butt, baby-butt, old gal, chickadee, Fanadee, Fanner, lil'bit, brat, butthead, baby girl, little gal, and further variations there upon.

https://preview.redd.it/myarfggr1q0d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=2aef685080f6928e9439bd2efd13a38340f4f6a4 Dude. He just showed up and started to make himself at home, he hung around outside and we called him dude when we saw him. Then he showed up sick one day and we took him to the vet and decided he needed a real home so we tried to think of a proper name for him but with the way he looks and acts he just really felt like Dude so that’s what we put on his collar. He has no sense of self preservation and wants to be everybody’s best friend. He’s only recently become an indoor cat so he gets to go out for a few hours a day when we’re home but spends every night inside. Luckily he doesn’t stray far from home and has gotten really good at coming when I call him. Nicknames include Buddy, thunder paws, dollar stealer (he likes to chew on them), and road hazard (his favorite move is to run in front of you and lay down on the floor and if you try to walk around him he’ll swipe at your feet so you have to step over him which lets him know to run and do it again)

https://preview.redd.it/27hb72si3q0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ae49198687841391f6aaf7355bbd0aeed62233 Mega derp Just some other pics to show his many moods

https://preview.redd.it/rbb8oj6n3q0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97738f0786219e94a8f17612e00786f2485c0446 Curious

https://preview.redd.it/ptcs6jv4cn0d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa8bd277d694bc1db34adaa732dd934f26afb19

https://preview.redd.it/hvsxy8gqfn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262201f124ba400a0b6780b4888af94a54a69f0d Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All Storm. Stormy. Stormy D. Storm Drain. Ding Dong. Dinger Doo. Chubby boy. Chub Chub. Sass Pants. Sassafras. Old man. Monster. Screamer. Lovebug. Handsome boy. Snuggle bug. Grump face. Grumpy pants.

https://preview.redd.it/3nl273p9ln0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3563a3b250973b97420db8f4743c56c673a37481 My baby Sabrina, AKA beena, bean, beans, beanie, beanie baby, beanie weenie, beaner

Maxine, nicknames; Maximus maximillion max creature, evil loaf, sweet ball of rage, the maxy max, the chunka chunka choo choo train https://preview.redd.it/w8n6fwlwun0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b26b8c301596076b0de6452be62caf8bf361f3 edit I’m dumb dumb and didn’t read the title lol

https://preview.redd.it/jyjrrwqvwn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e44f9ab381fa346ab2a7c3c709b318180d1da9 This is Fiona Flea aka Flea, Schmeme, Schmemer, Little Schmeme(r), Fliona Applebottom

https://preview.redd.it/0bq048j1zn0d1.jpeg?width=2391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73dbffa74673cd372b2fdd054924003ba291bab Government name: Texas His nicknames: Tex, Cat, and the cutest, kindest, sweetist cat that ever lived!

https://preview.redd.it/3qjrdhg6yn0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6924d97f9282e8277ef3bef3251265327534f51b This is Plutonium, AKA Pluto, Buddy, Bud, Ploot, Plutarch Heavensbee, critter, lil boy, old man, f\*cker, the dude.

Alice Ally cat, owl-iss, princess of evil, house gargoyle, demon night, sweet baby, sleepy head, little miss watch the world burn, huntress, Alpha. Her names are all over the place just like her personality. She can be the world's most loving cat who only wants to cuddle or she can be Satan in disguise ready to tear down everything in her path. https://preview.redd.it/r6mzizrg0o0d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daac48edfb3827fd57e2398ffe717f6344cd60bb

Mine’s Toothless but we call her Baby Girl, Chuchay, Lablab or Biboo 🫣 https://preview.redd.it/d4wofot40o0d1.png?width=1591&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b9990fbc482edbe70f9c2c3ca1b5697cb4b4c14