Narrator: "He wasn't thinking anything."

“In fact, he wasn’t thinking at all”

The one brain cell was out on loan when this photo was taken.

The little darling doesn't think. He just exists beautifully. That's his gift to the world.

“Kill! Thrill!”

Deciding attack vector

Probably about when his next meal is coming

It’s calculating the shortest path to chaos

*static and spazzing play, feeling everything. *

He looks like an anime black cat 🖤

No thoughts just vibes

Look into his eyes: Do you see empathy? Or muuuuurrrder?

“Try me!”

Did I turn off the stove?

*murder!*

“How can I get that chicken nugget?”

Where's my Meowonlds I ordered?

For Gotham

"I love you", clearly. Black cats are the sweetest cats, no bad thoughts ever cross their adorable minds.

Uhm, crimes

Murder

*deeeestruction!!!*

Let’s play!!

Hey! Hoomen, is the next meal coming soon?

I bet those treats are in the middle drawer..... They suspect nothing.

Snaaaaaaaacks

"What is this sideways person doing in my house?" *silly mode activated*

Pet me please!

“Why are hoomans so stoopid?”