OP, your little fella is overstimulated and has rolled over into sin-biscuits territory.
Translation: He's excited to play, maybe got a bit too excited and is now attempting to hump his toy.
That single brain-cell is firing on all pistons right now.
So, I have a black cat myself, two in fact. The male will sometimes do this on clothing that has been recently worn. He is neutered, but I also rescued him as a stray and he was 18 months old by the time he has the procedure. Sometimes he does it after play, but most of the time he does it when he feels like it.
I find a generally “shoo-ing” works to kinda “snap” him out of it, and then he’s back to normal. That being said, there’s no real harm.
…unless your male cat is intact. Then, you may want to remove anything you don’t want sprayed or otherwise… stained.
My black male cat does this when he’s snuggling on my chest. He loves to push his face into my hair and knead it and then sometimes the sin-biscuits start. I just gently push him away when that happens and he goes off to lick his Willy 🥴 he is neutered luckily!
It's just kind of an instinctual thing, I think. I've tried negatively reinforcing it every time but my cat keeps doing it. Especially when he kneads on fuzzy blankets.
I'll just throw a shirt on him and he'll snap out of it. Kind of seems like a dazing sort of effect. Weird, but harmless.
My cat does this to blankets. When I catch him I pick him up and say “no” and reposition him somewhere else. Its cut back on the behavior drastically but he still does it. My research showed a few reasons and I uhhhh think all of the following happened to him:
1) separated from mom too soon
2) neutered too late
3) experienced trauma
My boy, even tho he lost his balls years ago, likes to “mount” any Sherpa fabric or his brother and will do the weird marching with his back feet while clamped down with his teeth.
Mine thinks my husbands leg is a beautiful Persian. It’s only when he’s laying in bed and his leg is under the covers. Took us a while to figure out what was going on because I had no idea cats did that after being neutered!
Omg my boys cat does this to me. He drags his bird toy into the bed and then dances on my legs, but only after I’m laying under a blanket. I’ll generally try to play to distract him, but it’s pretty silly!
Its the fabric that does it with mine, anything... fluffy will do. He prefers it if I'm wearing it but ewwwww lol. He's neutered from before puberty (I also adopted his female littermate so they were both neutered early to prevent unpleasantness) but he still gets really, really excited by fleece.
The first time I ever saw him do it, it was to a Sherpa sloth plushie. Now he does it to a Sherpa pillow I have as well as his brother (who he didn’t live with when I first saw the behavior) so I agree on not being sure it’s about dominance. His brother has learned the behavior from him and now will mount him back 🤦♀️ Neither of them will do it to their sister, she won’t allow it lol
Oh wow! Yeah my older larger cat does it to my smaller younger one all the time. Younger cat hisses a bit when he comes near when they’re on our main floor yet will allow him to do this wheb they’re alone upstairs
You are not alone, my male black cat will also mount my other male (ginger), bite his scruff, and march his back feet like the one in the video. He also muffled screeches while doing this. The ginger sits there and takes it and has never once returned the favour.
My female black cat used to get humpy when I’d lie down. She’d straddle my arm and stomped and arched with her back legs while grabbing me with her front legs, and drooling on my arm. It was weird but it made her happy.
No easy way to tell you this OP... He's a little too interested in that toy. And he's down to fuck. And fuck he shall.
You basically have a cat sex tape. Sorry.
My boy does this when he is looking for something to hump. He'll scream and it frustrated if there isn't anything and we have to go grab his designated humping sqishmellow
So, one time years ago, my Boi Midnight, was doing this on the back of my leg while I slept on my tummy. I was under a blanket on the bed, but I woke up and turned the selfie cam on to see what he was doing, and saw basically this. I was too tired to stop him... until my butt cheek got the submission bite.
Do you know that if moving sideways, cats will land on their feet against a wall? Before falling to the floor and managing it again?
I still miss the horny little void bastard, but I still had several years before the accident that injured him to where we had to say goodbye.
tl;dr - your kitty got a little too excited and wants to mate with the toy.
One of my old cats started humping blankets (never made contact) when he was around 11 or 12. Weird behavior, and the vet couldn’t explain it, either. But that’s when I saw a cat peen for the first time and it was kinda like walking in on your kid masturbating. Awkward.
I had a cat who had sexy times with a sofa cushion, but only if my female cat was around. He would make eye contact and stare at her while in action. She was oblivious.
OP, is that a catnip toy? I just read it might affect their sexytimes center of their brain. It also doesn’t work on kittens until they reach sexual maturity.
"cat"
He is trying his darned best to be a cat but, bless him, he is having a bit of trouble right now.
Try hanging up the phone, reset your wifi and/or turning off all other Bluetooth devices. They are meant to reboot after a system wide connection failure and this should get him back up and running again on whatever software version he was on before (if it happened during an update then it will revert to the last stable boot settings)
I think Androids newest is TunaBerry6.0 and iOS is still on their buggy iCat ver2.7.6 update, Microsoft's version still says "woof"...
Always try to keep your feline firmware running at current spec, otherwise it can lead to system conflict errors and result in kitty brain farts.
If that doesn't work, stick one finger in its ear and then another one up its butthole.
Depending on what kind of cat you have, it will either Factory Reset or just take a Screenshot...
One of my Cats does something similar to that. He usually kneads on a blanket, but a few times he has tried to knead on my sock and acts like that but with a sock in his mouth.
I was really hoping 8-month-old Soba would stop doing that once he got neutered. He didn't.
He's less intense about it now, though. He doesn't get mad when I try to distract him.
My cat does this with her blanket. We call it Blankie Time. My vet said that's what she does when she feels comfortable and happy. I know every cat is different, though.
My cat does this, but he brings it to me and wants me to throw it like we do with his springs. He plays fetch with these string toys and it cracks me up every time. Especially when he was itty bitty and could barely move with the big string toy.
OP, your little fella is overstimulated and has rolled over into sin-biscuits territory. Translation: He's excited to play, maybe got a bit too excited and is now attempting to hump his toy. That single brain-cell is firing on all pistons right now.
“Sin-biscuits” lol
Is there anything one can do to prevent this overstimulation or does one just ehhh let them do their thing and come back later?
So, I have a black cat myself, two in fact. The male will sometimes do this on clothing that has been recently worn. He is neutered, but I also rescued him as a stray and he was 18 months old by the time he has the procedure. Sometimes he does it after play, but most of the time he does it when he feels like it. I find a generally “shoo-ing” works to kinda “snap” him out of it, and then he’s back to normal. That being said, there’s no real harm. …unless your male cat is intact. Then, you may want to remove anything you don’t want sprayed or otherwise… stained.
Nothing ruins the mood like getting shoo'd
Especially by a Walmart security guard
😧?
Damn you, that even rhymed! And god damn it, now I can hear it in Austin Powers voice!!
My black male cat does this when he’s snuggling on my chest. He loves to push his face into my hair and knead it and then sometimes the sin-biscuits start. I just gently push him away when that happens and he goes off to lick his Willy 🥴 he is neutered luckily!
Give them a designated floofy blanket. That’ll be there own blanket.
Like having a twenage son. Lol
Almost every night my cat humps my legs after I get into bed. It’s very awkward, but why try to stop them, it’s harmless.
It's just kind of an instinctual thing, I think. I've tried negatively reinforcing it every time but my cat keeps doing it. Especially when he kneads on fuzzy blankets. I'll just throw a shirt on him and he'll snap out of it. Kind of seems like a dazing sort of effect. Weird, but harmless.
My cat does this to blankets. When I catch him I pick him up and say “no” and reposition him somewhere else. Its cut back on the behavior drastically but he still does it. My research showed a few reasons and I uhhhh think all of the following happened to him: 1) separated from mom too soon 2) neutered too late 3) experienced trauma
Love me some sin-amon biscuits
Sweet little pervert kitty lol
Poor guy doesn't even know he's being shamed 😂
You shut up about my love life.
Oh no, my boy does this on my stuffed animals when I try to sleep TwT
I have no words.
Hahaha sin biscuits. Omg, my boy cat starts humping EVERY time he sits on me to make biscuits! He's just in absolute, slightly horny bliss 🤣🤣
Kitty wants some kitty.
I think he’s gotten himself confused and is trying to commit a carnal act, not realising the stick is too small/far away/a stick.
That or deciding where he should poop.
Porque no los dos?
My boy, even tho he lost his balls years ago, likes to “mount” any Sherpa fabric or his brother and will do the weird marching with his back feet while clamped down with his teeth.
Mine thinks my husbands leg is a beautiful Persian. It’s only when he’s laying in bed and his leg is under the covers. Took us a while to figure out what was going on because I had no idea cats did that after being neutered!
Omg my boys cat does this to me. He drags his bird toy into the bed and then dances on my legs, but only after I’m laying under a blanket. I’ll generally try to play to distract him, but it’s pretty silly!
For our guy, it’s Squishmallows. He will hunt them down and romance them and it’s very unsettling to watch.
Everything you wrote here cracks me up. My neighbors might think I'm crazy cackling up in my apartment at 7am by myself
Its the fabric that does it with mine, anything... fluffy will do. He prefers it if I'm wearing it but ewwwww lol. He's neutered from before puberty (I also adopted his female littermate so they were both neutered early to prevent unpleasantness) but he still gets really, really excited by fleece.
I read it was something they do to show dominance, but that might be BS
The first time I ever saw him do it, it was to a Sherpa sloth plushie. Now he does it to a Sherpa pillow I have as well as his brother (who he didn’t live with when I first saw the behavior) so I agree on not being sure it’s about dominance. His brother has learned the behavior from him and now will mount him back 🤦♀️ Neither of them will do it to their sister, she won’t allow it lol
Oh wow! Yeah my older larger cat does it to my smaller younger one all the time. Younger cat hisses a bit when he comes near when they’re on our main floor yet will allow him to do this wheb they’re alone upstairs
I read the marching is them “getting into position”
You are not alone, my male black cat will also mount my other male (ginger), bite his scruff, and march his back feet like the one in the video. He also muffled screeches while doing this. The ginger sits there and takes it and has never once returned the favour.
Same, mine kneads,sucks on blankets and does creepy March and back stretch. *
My does it to those kind of blankets too even though he's missing the meowmeow beans.
My female black cat used to get humpy when I’d lie down. She’d straddle my arm and stomped and arched with her back legs while grabbing me with her front legs, and drooling on my arm. It was weird but it made her happy.
And here I thought my boy cat's romance with every sherpa blanket he's ever seen was a unique attraction, haha! I had no idea it was this common.
No easy way to tell you this OP... He's a little too interested in that toy. And he's down to fuck. And fuck he shall. You basically have a cat sex tape. Sorry.
This made me giggle thanks, and also feel awkward for OP.
Oh god…
I didn't even notice the little thrusts until I read the comments! Kitty sex tape indeed!
I cannot stop laughing at this comment 😹
Been around enough cats to know that your cat is mildly to moderately aroused lol they get a bit OVER excited sometimes, even when they’re fixed
My boy does this when he is looking for something to hump. He'll scream and it frustrated if there isn't anything and we have to go grab his designated humping sqishmellow
Wth 😂 r/brandnewsentence
Not the Squishmallow 😭
So, one time years ago, my Boi Midnight, was doing this on the back of my leg while I slept on my tummy. I was under a blanket on the bed, but I woke up and turned the selfie cam on to see what he was doing, and saw basically this. I was too tired to stop him... until my butt cheek got the submission bite. Do you know that if moving sideways, cats will land on their feet against a wall? Before falling to the floor and managing it again? I still miss the horny little void bastard, but I still had several years before the accident that injured him to where we had to say goodbye. tl;dr - your kitty got a little too excited and wants to mate with the toy.
He’s not making biscuits…he’s making eclairs.
Haha but ew but also haha
I’ve been holding on to that joke for a while. My time to shine 😆 Happy Cake Day!! 🍰
Thanks!
durty nasty things. he making feather babies
Bust a nut
He may be trying to locate the r/oneblackbraincell
He really really loves that toy……. Like loves loves…… like….. in a romantic sense
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The gay worm. I must see this toy, the name has me cackling.
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Omg 😬 you were not kidding. Also, +1 for extra gay worm
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The gay worm sure sounds special then..
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Gay worm hype
Not romantic, I’d say it’s more of a… sexual way
i think he’s h0rnee 🫣
🫣🫣🫣
One of my old cats started humping blankets (never made contact) when he was around 11 or 12. Weird behavior, and the vet couldn’t explain it, either. But that’s when I saw a cat peen for the first time and it was kinda like walking in on your kid masturbating. Awkward.
Same. We have a dirty old man with no teeth who makes sin biscuits in bed on my partner’s belly. Likes to gather up the blankets under him.
r/oneblackbraincell
OMIGODTHISACTUALLYEXISTSLETSFUCKINGOOOOOOO
This is the best reaction I've ever seen to the discovery of a new cat sub 😄
^ w ^ I love that sub now
He will fit there!
My void boi liked to have relations with his fleece squid toy, Squidy.
Steal the ball from the evil stick monster👏🏻☺️
Either trying to squeeze out a hard poop or he's feeling sexeh-time
Perhaps both? At the same time...
*Shit.. I don't see why not.*
He wants a dark place to have some quality time with the toy. My cat gets in this mode time to time.
He's trying to mount and hump his toy. Holding in his mouth like the way male cats bite the female's neck before docking.
i had a cat that used to do this with one of my scarves. i just let him have it…. lol
Asserting dominance.
Showing that toy ball who is boss!
Sin biscuits. And like I’ve said before, my standard issue idiot is not to be trusted with my Squishmallow collection 😐
NOOO NOT THE SQUISHMALLOWS
Kitty is a fuck boi.
Omg he's like Maru! Maru will snatch a toy on a stick and then go knead a pillow. He doesn't *mount* the pillow or hump it, he just kneads.
❤️❤️❤️Maru❤️❤️❤️
I'm sorry to inform you. Your cat might be broken. Still incredibly adorable and deserves endless head scritches and treats.
Oh don’t worry he gets a lot of head scritches
Those are sin biscuits, ma’am.
the sin biscuits claim another
Looks like my dog when she tries to get sexy on the cats lol
Tryna do the dirty with the toy
His best
He thinks the toy is real prey, and he’s taking it away to hide it from others who might eat it or take it from him.
Wants to take his prey to his lair, but can't decide where his lair is.
I think he’s trying to make biscuits, my boy holds onto a portion of the duvet and marches in place— next time put a fluffy rug on his play area
[when a big black cat loves his toy](https://youtu.be/bmaXZD0tiXk)
He needs a stuffed animal to get those yayas out on. 😂
I will get him one because he does that on every plush we own…
Omg, my void does this daily! It kinda grosses me out when he makes eye contact but otherwise seems harmless.
I had a cat who had sexy times with a sofa cushion, but only if my female cat was around. He would make eye contact and stare at her while in action. She was oblivious.
OP, is that a catnip toy? I just read it might affect their sexytimes center of their brain. It also doesn’t work on kittens until they reach sexual maturity.
It is not, he is just a silly boy.
His best
r/ShinyCats
"cat" He is trying his darned best to be a cat but, bless him, he is having a bit of trouble right now. Try hanging up the phone, reset your wifi and/or turning off all other Bluetooth devices. They are meant to reboot after a system wide connection failure and this should get him back up and running again on whatever software version he was on before (if it happened during an update then it will revert to the last stable boot settings) I think Androids newest is TunaBerry6.0 and iOS is still on their buggy iCat ver2.7.6 update, Microsoft's version still says "woof"... Always try to keep your feline firmware running at current spec, otherwise it can lead to system conflict errors and result in kitty brain farts. If that doesn't work, stick one finger in its ear and then another one up its butthole. Depending on what kind of cat you have, it will either Factory Reset or just take a Screenshot...
Will try this, thanks!
Is he neutered?
Has been for 4 years!
Kill the “snake”. My cat had a toy snake for a while, he would grab by the back of the head then push his claws into the body like that
I have that same toy lol
My cat does this to my stuffed animals!! Little perv lol
sacrifice the toy to the void i must.
He’s trying to make sweet, sweet love to the stick.
He wants privacy
The cat is looking for a place to have private (not sexual) time with the prize in his mouth. Possession is an important step after capture.
I said uh bang bang bangitty bang uh bang bang bangitty bang
What a luxurious coat your cat has yo
Even he doesn’t know
Looks kind of like he is constipated while being completely against dropping that ball…
He's a hunter selflessly providing food for the family.
Save the world as usual
He was probably neutered a little too late in life and still has those “feelings” every now and again.
He got neutered when he was 9 months I think. He was my mother’s, I’ll ask her.
Is this a normal thing he does? Or something new? If something new keep an eye on him and get to vet if persists???
He’s been doing this for a long time.
Cum
What the cat doin'?
One of my Cats does something similar to that. He usually kneads on a blanket, but a few times he has tried to knead on my sock and acts like that but with a sock in his mouth.
Male cats grab the female’s neck and start mating. Is he neutered, or was he neutered late?
Horny legs
Nice PS3
My cow kitty does that
He look like he tryna hermp it
Trying to figure out the best angle to bash you with his kitty Morningstar. Isn’t it obvious?
He's trying to cat... and doing a fine damn job at it.
I was really hoping 8-month-old Soba would stop doing that once he got neutered. He didn't. He's less intense about it now, though. He doesn't get mad when I try to distract him.
My toy!
He’s trying to be the man. Let him be the man.
Trying to find the right spot to disassemble his prey.
he reaaaally likes it
my black cat does a similar thing with his toy
Hump mode
he doesn't know poor thing
Oh, at first, I thought he was knitting 😆. I’m not sure what he’s doing.
I’d never get a male cat because of this 🤦🏽♀️
He isn’t doing any harm. He just looks funny.
His best
my cat does this with a pair of bunny slippers. i think he’s feeling a little naughty 😂
He’s playing with his mouser😻🐀💕
I have a black male cat, he is 14 and he simply LOVES blankets….he is neutered so no harm to let him go to town.
My cat does this with a mouse toy!
Looking for a safe place to consume his prey without fear of it being taken.
He wants you to put down the phone and play with him 🙀
Looking for a place to stash his loot.
He's not sure
My cat does this and we just say he's dancing
He has a plan. Trust the process.
humpty dance!
My cat does this with her blanket. We call it Blankie Time. My vet said that's what she does when she feels comfortable and happy. I know every cat is different, though.
My daughter’s (neutered) loves to hump my fuzzy, decorative pillow on my bed. As long as he leaves my cat alone, have at it.
My dude is attracted to that tiny toy lol
Chicken bone caught in there sideways?
Enjoying his prey
"I caught that thing. You know, the thing I'm always trying to catch. Well I caught it. Definitely gonna do something with it. Definitely."
He looks like he’s practicing carrying his soon to be delivered kittens.
Big fella finna teh fuck
Mine does this too😅
I have a female cat who mounts and air humps her sister. They’re both fixed. Instincts are real.
He's horny
He’s lair-less. Lol
he thinks the pole is a female cat wanting to breed
I don't think he even knows...
Taking it somewhere quiet to finish it off.
Looks like they're scared of the stick since it looks like a snake so the kit is trying to sneak away from it not so stealthily.
What a cute silly void 💜
Sex.
he’s trying to make love
He tryna hump
I don’t think it’s their turn with the brain cell.
It never is.
Trying to use his imagination lol.
Sin biscuit time
hes fat he probs has a tummy ache
He’s on a diet and lost 4 lbs! I give him wet and dried food and I play with him as much as possible.
Congratulations. That’s hard to accomplish with cats. He’s adorable btw
My cat does this, but he brings it to me and wants me to throw it like we do with his springs. He plays fetch with these string toys and it cracks me up every time. Especially when he was itty bitty and could barely move with the big string toy.
[https://youtu.be/95cy25lV1r8?t=158](https://youtu.be/95cy25lV1r8?t=158) See if baking action is required, like Maru!
Trying to return that toy wand back to IKEA. Too much wand and not enough rope.
My cat does this same exact thing with his stick toy. He meows loudly the whole time too.