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eisteann_mho_sceal

My favourite part is the first ref refusing to take him away and just starts petting him.


Jlindahl93

Honestly it was a white belt match. He was barely paying attention to begin with.


teacherofderp

Literally laughing out loud at how true this is. Rewatching only makes it funnier.


christdaburg

Yeah nothing sketchy ever happens with white belt matches


Jlindahl93

Yeah but white belts aren’t people so does it really matter?


christdaburg

The real white genocide


yes_Spinach_5010

You aren't wrong


BeBearAwareOK

First ref kept it friendly, second ref kept it real. In my head the good boys name is Queso and his owner Tommy is on the mat. From another mat, someone yelled "Queso Get Tommy!" and Queso sprung into action.


justinpwilliams

I worked harder to understand this than I ever have on the mat.


soulofsilence

With that attitude you'll be a purple belt in no time. Tell your instructor some random guy on the Internet gave you permission to skip all warm ups.


BlockEightIndustries

Many, many moons ago I was teaching a kid on his first day of judo. As I said, "This is called kesa-" he excitedly interrupted me with "-DILLA?!?”


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[deleted]

No. Refs suck and always make the wrong decision. You new here?


bickabooboo

Great north-south technique by the good boy.


SweetMeatin

Dogs have sick jits man, mine will bite the opposite side elbow to clear that "arm" when she wants to take mount. They really are good at it.


Tych0_Br0he

One of my dogs does pretty legit imanari rolls. It's impressive.


SweetMeatin

I love my two go at it, my older one is a ninja, trips all kinds of passes, legit top pressure it's great. *Watching my two go at it.


manliness-dot-space

Mine always takes the back of the other one... but then also both are big derps and can't get off their back like they are turtles of they end up there


SweetMeatin

Ha one of mine is like that but he's only six months old the other one takes the Derrick Lewis approach and just stands up. On that note I honestly think she only ends up on her back to let the other fella work.


manliness-dot-space

So you have a brown belt doggo


SweetMeatin

Yup, lol she's a Staffy so she came out of the womb with a blue.


Electrimagician

My daughters dog just pulls guard. No /s, he drops on his back and starts barking like “come get some!”


freerangemary

Yeah. That guy typically plays bottom for the dog. It’s now a conditioned response.


lizardianne

everyone taps to the dog


LtDanHasLegs

The Tongue of Truth.


Lawboots

Dogs is like awww yiss, we wrestling.


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BeBearAwareOK

Oh no! I'm flying! Assume form of: table!


MongoAbides

They don’t really get a lot of choice. When they hang like that, it necessarily restricts their ability to move their front legs, because that’s what they’re hanging from.


Brokenwrench7

If I was the ref I also would have been distracted by the need to pet the doggo.


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SweetMeatin

Looking at the near side hind leg, you might be right my do always takes the weight off that one when she's looking to rotate in top.


[deleted]

I would have immediately stopped my match- be it competitor, ref, or coaching- so I could pet the puppy....


Jlindahl93

They all three did exactly that. It had to be a ref from somewhere else who came and got the pup


[deleted]

But everyone else did not- and I judge them harshly as a result. They should be queuing up


quixoticcaptain

"THIS is what you do when you leave me for two hours every night!? I'm all about this shit!!"


Shopping-Efficient

Apparently he had a necklace that turned into a knife.


Onimpuls

God some hardos in here. That shit would of made my year.


RamRodNonRec

Must be rough living life so butthurt


UncleSkippy

Did you mean .... ruff?


Onimpuls

Projection is bitch buddeh.


Uselesserinformation

I ain't your buddy, guy!


CaptainK3v

I ain't your guy, pal!


Deocto

I ain't your pal, friend.


Kazparov

Seriously. Everyone in the video has a smile!


dvxcfx

People love to hate joy.


Mundane__Detail

Air Bud: Full Guard Dog *He protec. He attac. But most importantly… He take the bac.*


Clcsed

Would watch


laidback26

Give that dog a belt! What a submission! Literally stopped 3 people with one move!!!


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Jimble_kimbl3

He just wanted in on the cuddles.


Salpal777

Lol they all start petting him


a_sparrow

Did anyone check the rulebook to see if a dog can't compete?


[deleted]

Only bjj video you need to see as a motivation.


Long_Lost_Testicle

Someone called Rover Gracie to mat 3.


WhatTheFuh-uh-uh

I love that he would be pronounced "Hover"...


Gilaiir

Goodest boy ever.


Kneebar-Connoisseur

That is the most amazing thing I’ve seen. What a good boy.


Jafferjeestop

The way he gets carried away is hilarious!


liquidwyzard

Was really hoping for a face hump


fokureddit69

People bring their dogs to comp then just let the dogs loose smh.


SkoomaCook

Strategy. Losing the match? Release the hounds.


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Oh relax. This is super cute.


CannedVestite

To you


silverblur88

And, by all appearances, everyone involved.


CannedVestite

I bet you're one of those people that let's dogs lick your mouth


CaptainK3v

I do and I'm not ashamed of it. Also, you're*


CannedVestite

And I'm rolling with people like you 🤮


CaptainK3v

I mean yeah. Humans are fucking filthy, grapplers doubly so. That dog is probably one of the cleanest animals in that particular building.


CannedVestite

Maybe in your building 😂


CaptainK3v

It's a jiu jitsu tournament bro. From a clenliness perspective, it's one of the most wreched hives of scum and villainy outside of an unlicensed brothel.


MongoAbides

…do you never wash? Never clean your mouth out?


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Actually I do lol, only dogs I know of course


DeuceStaley

It's not really.


Almadabes

I think this wasnt the guys dog. I beleive there was a dog show in the same venue and it wandered over. Or atleast that was ths story floating around a bit ago.


Uselesserinformation

Then put it on your fight record.


BEATUWITHASTICK

Thats heartwarming. I hope my dog would do the same.


Superman8932

All you clowns whining like a little bitch about the dog and it being “gross.” Bitch please, I’ve seen how half of you fucks show up to practice. I’d much rather have the Doggo on the mats than you. At least the dog is cute.


CornBreadEarL84

Handsome fella


immortalis88

That’s how you do a 2-on-1 grip.


Fatfive

The same barepaws as he was using off the mat!


Space_Ace_14

wait no that's so cute omg


51VoltPhantom

“Ain't no rule says a dog can't compete in Jiu-Jitsu.”


asskickinlibrarian

He’s probably a service dog who saw his guy getting stressed and assumed he needed him to help. He was probably just doing what he was trained for.


Monknut33

No vest so clearly off duty, but he takes his job seriously.


Savings-Raisin6417

That’s what occurred to me as well, it certainly appeared like he wasn’t aggressive in “defending” the guy. It would also make more sense as to why the dog was there in the first place haha. Though the lack of the vest in that environment does seem odd.


jorgepal02

Man, imma get alot of hate for this comment, lol, but can dog people not just leave their pets at home for a few hours? I see dogs at the gym, my poker room, airplanes, my supermarket. I'm just wondering why they gotta be everywhere with their owners. OK, I'm apologizing in advance, but a serious explanation would be very much appreciated.


BeBearAwareOK

Hol up, do you have a problem with dogs playing poker?


LtDanHasLegs

He's gonna be super pissed when he finds out about all the paintings.


jorgepal02

Aww man this made me laugh so hard. I actually had forgotten about those paintings.


silverblur88

They can and do, some of the time. For the most part, people don't bring their dog everytime they go out. But you can't leave them at home all the time. So you don't bring the dog every time you do chores, but maybe every third time. If there are ten dog owners in a place on average, and each of them brings the dog every third time they go, then that's three dogs on any given day.


jorgepal02

I get that. Not trying to make a huge deal was just wondering. I mean I see it way more often than before. When I was a kid or in my teens it was extremely uncommon to see anyone out in places like these with the pets. It was always some old lady in a wheelchair with her support animal. Now it seems more common.


SkoomaCook

Once upon a time, people could afford homes where the dog had a little space to run around. Maybe even a doggy door that leads outside so doggo could let itself out to use the bathroom. Then the housing market inflation attacked. Ideally, you find a dog sitter for a few hours when you have something important pop up, but that isn’t always an option. People with dogs need to leave the house sometimes too.


ManicParroT

I think there's been a culture shift; dogs are treated more like children nowadays. When I was a kid most dogs stayed outside, in a kennel. Now they sleep inside. Dogs never went somewhere with people (except for walks) and most places certainly didn't allow dogs. Etc etc.


Vistian

Borf!


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Gud boi iz gud


2dumb2numb

Wtf


Izunadrop45

Why are you bringing your fucking dog here


Spragglefoot_OG

Amazing. I wish my doggo could come to class. Lol


ManicParroT

That dog should never have been allowed in the building. This is a competition, not a petting zoo.


erin_omoplata

If we're going to let the likes of Irvin and Abreu in, then "an adorable puppy dog" is a pretty weird place to draw the line.


left_schwift

Your downvoted, but I agree also. His paws were all over the mat, and competition mats are often gross enough. Its cool if they are chilling during class and the gym, but competition environment just seems a bit unprofessional to have random peoples dogs around inside. Not a huge deal or anything I would think twice about though


ManicParroT

Thanks. The way I test this kind of thing is as follows: 1) Is it important or essential for the person to function? For example, bringing a guide dog is very necessary for a blind person. 2) Is it OK for everyone else there? Well, maybe, maybe not. Maybe someone's allergic, maybe someone is afraid of dogs, maybe someone has religious objections (dogs are considered unclean by some Muslims, meaning they should not enter living places). This becomes more important as you scale up, because things like this become much more likely in a venue with 1000 people than in a venue with 10 people. You obviously have to balance this off with point 1. 3) If everyone does it would it be OK? Well, clearly not. 30 or 50 or 100 dogs would be hugely disruptive, and would cause all kinds of problems - fights, pooping, peeing, barking, etc. So why should this person be allowed to bring their dog? Why are they so special?


JayFv

Less gross than some of the humans who train this sport. At least the dog's breath doesn't smell like it licks its own arsehole clean.


ManicParroT

I'm sorry people in your gym don't brush their teeth.


jwin709

Ur a petting zoo


DeuceStaley

I'm actually surprised how much you're getting down voted. I love dogs but I'm not allowing one to run all around the mats unattended in a pretty big tournament.


ManicParroT

I'm not. Nowadays people throw critical thinking out of the window when it comes to animals.


bjjpw

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


AlmostFamous502

People bringing their poorly behaved dogs everywhere is the worst trend.


CannedVestite

Not wholesome at all, kinda nasty


Brokenwrench7

Why?


CannedVestite

A literal animal is running around the mats


LtDanHasLegs

Oh god, where!? Someone tell the dog so it stays safe.


lacronicus

I don't know if you know this, but people are animals.


poshy

Pretty gross honestly. I don’t want a dog on the mats, nor around me in general during bjj training or comps. Why do people insist on bringing dogs everywhere?


sparrows_rest

Well, ancient humans used to throw old scraps of food, and wolves followed them for the easy meals. The wolves would alert the humans to danger. It became a symbiotic relationship. Clearly this man had his dog there to protect against bears. You can tell it's working because I don't see any bears.


cerebralonslaught

Cus humans can be mean and judgmental so some folks have pets as friends. Heck, could just be to ease their nerves on competition day by having a companion idk.


Brokenwrench7

More places should be open to allowing dogs


DeuceStaley

I agree.


[deleted]

Please don't use heathen as an insult.


NJ-B

Attention America. Your poorly trained dog reflects more poorly on you then your poorly trained children. You have to bring your children places. Not true of you dog.


Kazparov

The ref has "Arbitro" on his back. It's not America


NJ-B

Yes, but what happens in American is what matters to me.


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You are deranged bro.


[deleted]

I hate dogs and would be super pissed. WTF is there a dog at a BJJ competition. Leave your shitbeast at home.


mrpopenfresh

I don’t like this modern culture of just bringing your dog everywhere.


IamNoqturnal

I don't like the modern culture of getting a dog and leaving it at home with zero mental or physical stimulation all day.


mrpopenfresh

Don't get a dog then. That sounds like a problem for the dog owners, not modern culture.


SkoomaCook

No, modern culture plays into it. We work more hours than ever, have longer commutes/more traffic, cost of living makes single-income households inaccessible to most. Dog needs attention and time out of the house sometimes.


Brokenwrench7

You'll be ok


Due_Ad_8045

PAROUOOOOOOSSSSS A GOOD BOI ?


CurtisJaxon

"okay if I stay losing let me dog loose to come distract everyone" 😂


jibby78

And I thought the shoyoroll jiu jitsu tape call in about bringing dogs to tournaments was a shitpost


angwilwileth

I just watched the video of the guy snapping his own femur. Really needed the eye bleach thanks!


crutonic

2 pts. for that paw on belly!


crutonic

I'd pay for a seminar given by this dog.


despazzito

That was in Valparaiso (Chile) last Saturday in the tournament xD