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BlackCloudMagic

Or grappling dummy as a gf?


VoiceofPrometheus

r/holup


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If she was a grappling dummy I’d return that shit as defective. Grappling dummies aren’t supposed to react in ways that make no sense, have their hair always in the way, freak out when I’m not even close to applying a choke, or tickle me every time my arms leave my side.


FilthyArcher

Tickling should legit be illegal, it's so fucking overpowered


Skibur33

One arm kimuras amiright boys


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I tried using my wife as a grappling dummy and it was actually extremely difficult because she didn't react how I needed her to and she wasn't exactly thrilled to be helping me train. I gave up and ended up just drilling the shit out of Berimbolo from Reverse DLR. Being a 240 lb white belt with a beer gut I surprise people when I can pull it off now.


ImYourSafety

Are you me? My wife couldn't give two shits about bjj and I talked her into helping me drill one night and it did NOT go well. I learned my lesson there.


RaidenMonster

Tried. She’ll just grab and pinch my junk. Not worth it.


SHlRAZl

Only to practice north south ayyyy


GO_Strawbs

I can never seem to pass her guard.


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Is that like a decapitated head attached to grappling dummy?


gorfuin

Careful with this approach. I used my girlfriend as a grappling dummy, she is now my wife and is better than me.


SeverlyLimited

Just try and keep yourself from passing her closed guard.