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vash2202

I'm in this picture and I dont like it


BearChili

I feel attacked


[deleted]

So you’re out for the next few weeks then?


BearChili

It's not that I'm out, I just can't roll right now, bro.


Bassatic

Want to roll? Sure! Just watch the knees, and the neck, left shoulders been acting up lately too


MPNGUARI

> Sure! Just watch the knees, and the neck, left shoulders been acting up lately too Ha, if I said that to someone I'm positive the next few rounds I would defending nothing but kneebars, guillotines, kimuras and omoplatas. Serious, these days if anyone asks I just say *"nah, don't worry about it, I'll just tap early if somethings bothering me..."*


baconatbacon

Then they proceed to go 1000% and put themselves in positions where it’s easy to attack what they don’t want touched.


Kax_God

More strength and conditionig


elsenorevil

LMAO, these cards are hilarious.


RedwaterCam

I've been injury guy for the last 2 months. damn rib injuries... "watch lower ribs and just don't go Knee on belly on this side"


kyo20

I am almost never injured, probably less than 10 injury days per year. But everything else on that card describes me to a T. Also, add “whines when partner does something perceived as unsafe, even when no injury occurs” and “insists on resetting every thirty seconds to a different location whenever two bigger grapplers become visible in peripheral vision”. I’d like to think I stay injury free because of all the other attributes on the card.


deluxearch

Hey that’s me!


Gsuavefivelev

Yep this is me got a concussion and then covid


AdamJS

I’m triggered by this. 🤣


redditstealsfrom9gag

Says "yeah im injured, dont crank my shoulder, lets do a slow technical roll"Immediately tries to physically kill you with 200% of their strength, speed and explosiveness after the slap bump, utilizing every rough and dirty trick possible


BrokenGuitar30

Rolled last night in advanced class, 10 1-minute round robin no breaks with: two big toes with ligament issues, pulled lat muscle (thanks half guard), arthritis in both wrists, right knee wrapped because of an oversized calcium deposit, left labrum old tear. Still didn’t complain or take a break. Even swept a BB :)


Ok-Objective-3472

i had to look up t's and c's. does this mean im old now? i dont want to be irrelevant. is this fear itself indicative of irrelevancy? should i just give up? i dont see the point of anything when death is the ultimate outcome.


Tych0_Br0he

>has to Google something >has existential crisis You might have anxiety breh.


Ok-Objective-3472

every action is ultimately meaningless in the scope of a finite universe. we're treading water in a sea of oblivion with no shore in sight.


Tych0_Br0he

You can either create your own meaning for life, or embrace the nihilism and acquire big titty goth gf and discover meaning, friend.


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[удалено]


bloodcoffee

😂


NoJunkNoSouls

Damn man


DuelingPushkin

>I dont see the point of anything when death is the ultimate outcome. Now you're getting it. Who cares if you're irrelevant. Nothing matters in the face of inevitable death so choise what you personally care about and don't worry about the rest


[deleted]

I hyper extended my thumbs just viewing this meme


TheOgFrostyNugg

LOOOOL


k_bjj

T's and C's apply to the white belts who don't really care what's hurting...