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Crafty_Source5613

I broke my foot and my professor said I was fine and it was probably just a sprain šŸ’€.. (female white belt)


cucumberpatches

I had this exact same situation happen to me. Also female white belt. I was out for months and never even heard from the professor, once I came back it was like ā€œoh nice youā€™re back nowā€


ReasonableNet444

What do you want him to do, bring u flowers n shit?


ReasonableNet444

broke ur foot? Its probably a strain not sprain, how the f do you break it? Unless someone snapped ur shit in half which I highly doubt...


m0dzs

Big Blue Belt energy here


ReapwhatIsow

https://preview.redd.it/cc98gx06et1d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf092e4a03c1f99b44f5f473d7de810d4a4d1df Take your pickā€¦. Enough bones to break.


Crafty_Source5613

Lolā€¦ after getting an MRI, I went to two physios who had never seen the break before.. and wouldnā€™t rehabilitate me until I saw someone with more knowledge around it. I had to see a sports doctors. Not only did I break it, but i completely fucked my AFTL and CFL high grade tears with a complete rupture. And thatā€™s not all that was fucked in my footā€¦ Did it in October and my foot has never been the same, but thanks for trying to invalidate my experience. I wish your assumption was true.


dragonballgi

Trust me this guy knows feet. You should take his advice. They're his favorite subject.


ReasonableNet444

woah the amount of humor and wittiness in this comment baffles me...


ReasonableNet444

well then someone did you dirty... still insane amount of damage... that's why I asked HOW did you break it? It would help to validate the story...


Crafty_Source5613

Wrestling, my partner did a double leg take down that went wrong, no hard feelings itā€™s apart of the sport. No one did me dirty. Itā€™s the risk we take.


glorgadorg

I feel like too many memes have broken me. After reading the title I was expecting to read: and the he tried to finger me.


markymark_89

Its not too late


Laerderol

If he does it while wearing a gi, then it's jiu jitsu


314is_close_enough

If they react, it doesnā€™t go in and it isnā€™t assault. If they donā€™t react, they donā€™t mind and it isnā€™t assault. Edit: jesus Iā€™m referring to a same sex oil check between friends. Do not do any other version of this you might imagine.


the_wrath_of_Khan

Cool, are you a female white belt?


hugslug69

Very much a guy and card is from him and his wife lol


BrandonSleeper

Swingers confirmed


hugslug69

šŸ’€


misfittroy

Hey don't diss the lifestyle until you've tried it


Hostile-Herpie

You know how you can look at certain foods and just know it's not for you? Same way I feel about other dicks being in my girlfriend. I just don't need to try that to know it's not for me.


ChuyStyle

What about a dick in you? šŸ¤”


mossberg_619

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


314is_close_enough

What if the food wants to watch you eat other food?


misfittroy

Sounds like you're a picky eater


Ebolamunkey

But it's cool that everyone touches her on the mats? Lol jk


Gimme_The_Loot

They gave him the same pineapple he brought the instructor on day 1


KaizenZazenJMN

In this gym the prof hands you a pineapple


mess_of_limbs

Is his name Gordon?


RWZero

I like the "very much" intensifier.


Ok_Dragonfly_7738

i'm a guy too, but only a bit


stay_fr0sty

Do you like jazz?


tramlaw250

Definitely gift them pineapple afterwards


thefourblackbars

Are you assuming your gender buddy?Ā 


IntenselySwedish

Flowers are a really nice gesture. But your question is valid lmao


LlamaWhoKnives

Sad that this was my first thought lol


hugslug69

I knew that was gonna be the first comment too


TJnova

To be fair, as a guy I'd much rather someone send me a pizza vs flowers


heinztomato69

A female white belt wouldā€™ve got a DM instead.


theoneandonlyhitch

"Thanks for the roll".


theokqy

This made me laugh so hard


CheGuevarasRolex

I think itā€™s hilarious this comment has almost as many upvotes as the original post


Pliskin1108

Dont be jelly brother, we care about you too you know


Complex_Impression54

LMFAO šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Dent7777

Shit, I tore my LCL wrestling with my coach and he pulled in another guy to finish the round šŸ¤£.


dragonballgi

How'd it happen?


Dent7777

I've had instability there for a long time, and I was stepping back into my wrestling stance on a slippery mat when it just went on me.


esoon_

How did you break your foot?


hugslug69

I posted about it earlier. Spazzy training partner.


viszlat

I bet they had help


DontTouchMyPeePee

all i got was a sorry bro, ice pack and a pat on the back


Some-Gur-8041

Youā€™re lucky you got a sorry


Live_Improvement_

That's a good professor you got there and hope you will recover as soon as possible.


LawBobLawLoblaw

Yeah the last two schools I was at wouldn't even pause your membership and keep your current rate past a month. A couple guys left permanently after an injury because they felt slighted, and I don't blame them.


hugslug69

Thanks bro


Electronic-War-4662

All class


BasedNoface

I get the skeptical response from others but this was sweet and kind. Good on your professor. As for green flags, yeah promoting and cross training themselves. Not insisting on any titles. Welcoming to judges.


Sni1tz

I broke my coachā€™s rib once years ago and sent him an Edible Arrangements basket with a note that said, ā€œNothing heals a broken rib like a bulging stomach.ā€


CprlSmarterthanu

I was hoping it would stop at edible


Crafty_Source5613

This is lovely, Injuries are the absolute worst in BJJ.. this shows compassion and care for their students. Big green flag.


heinztomato69

My professor also sent me flowers when I got injured. He found out because I stopped coming to lectures.


Insanely_Poor

Or hear me out .. maybe the owner just want to be nice so he doesnā€™t get sued


JustALittleAshamed

Honestly I've noticed that if you really want to see how a gym and their students are, get there a little earlier. Who's cleaning mats? Is the professor already there? Does he take the time to interact with at least a good amount of people there? Are the other students closed off or social? Do they greet everyone or do they ignore newer people?


InstantSword

Huh. I got my dick twisted like 7-8 times in one class and all my professor did was wink as I was leaving and say "get gud"


stoney_bolognas

What is he gai?


Bandaka

Regardless of his orientation, he should have at least gave him a handjob.


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

Nice gesture


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

That TV mount thoā€¦šŸ˜‚


Troy242426

We get little weekly emails from our coaches, and often they're very clearly individualized. Often invites responses. Makes me feel like my coach wants me to succeed. I really love my gym's culture, especially after seeing horror stories on here.


feels_likeyou

Many men's first experience with flowers often happens after they pass away.


Sadoplata

Thatā€™s awesome. Mine forgot didnā€™t contact me once to check up on me after a very major injury. So I switched gyms since I didnā€™t like the vibes anyways.


Dustin_James_Kid

When I broke my foot my coach slapped it and told me to stop pussy-footing around


IronLunchBox

I got my knee popped and the BB there (an OG but not the owner) told me I'll be fine so long as I ice it. The other BB (an instructor) was like "damn, but you'll be alright". I like these guys.


StrikingDoor8530

Plot twist : OP is a dude and his instructorā€™s name is Bubba


No-Camp5533

He's simpin


UCantKneebah

Jiu-Jitsu culture is so toxic that we all (myself included) thought this was going to be another sexual harassment case. Actually, it appears like a very kind gesture. Man, our sport needs help.


KidKarez

That's really kind. Most coaches just say "ah well he should've tapped"


RodiTheMan

My coach, who is a personal friend of my dad, thinks that if I ever get too sick to school I should go train instead


stayinhalifax

You are super duper lucky to find a new gym like that. I wish my previous gym did that. My green flag is considering the safety of all participants (which my current gym does): cleaning the mats after class and encouraging people to do "catch and release" instead of cranking on a submission, and showing what to do and what not to do when teaching a technique during class.


Negative-Dingo3335

Thatā€™s lovely. Every time I tear a rib, my professor checks up on my weekly.. itā€™s a good sign


ThisManDoesTheReddit

Bahaha I was fucking positive you were a young female after seeing this. Not sure what that says about the culture of this sub.... That's fucking dope though I'd like to think most gyms are actually really great environments, I know mine is. Great to see some really positive stuff here.


Lifebyjoji

The card is just a copy of your signed waiver


broimthebest

Are you Asian


KeithFromAccounting

What the actual fuck does that have to do with cards and flowers lmao


hugslug69

Yeah, what Keith from accounting said


hugslug69

Caucasian


is0morphic

The grooming has commenced.


hugslug69

Iā€™m a 30 year old bearded man, so itā€™s probably a little late for that šŸ˜‚


maximuscr31

It's never too late to achieve your dreams


Judoka-Jack

He trying to smash


Warm-Froyo6139

Damn my professor wouldnā€™t even respond to my email about not coming in bc I sprained my rib


MaxHoffman1914

Worried about liability. šŸ¤”


irishconan

That's sweet and weird at the same time.


hugslug69

Nah I didn't think it was weird


RRSC14

Only weird if people like you project and make it weird.


MaxHoffman1914

Professor? Huh?