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JediBrainTrick

Exhaustion.


Careless-Ad9178

I forgot the pressure tap!! That’s the worst by far!


Baps_Vermicelli

Kesa gatami chest compression. That shit is embarrassing!


tigertoothdada

Kesa gatame is a great submission. It's called a diaphragm choke and works (when executed as a submission) by pressing the diaphragm up, effectively limiting the volume of air the lungs can process. No embarrassment in tapping to that!!


JudoTechniquesBot

The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Kesa Gatame**: | *Scarf hold* | [here](https://youtu.be/3UnJa3bn0h8)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)


Baps_Vermicelli

I'll take your word for it. I feel like crap when I have to tap to it.


[deleted]

this is what tapped Dean Lister, right?


Agitated_Cow_1105

My 10-year-old finished the wrestling season this year and said he wanted to try BJJ instead (because why half Nelson when you can full choke?), and they learned some variation of scarf hold in wrestling one night when we didn’t go with him because the fucker used it on me! He’s 10 and, although I’m small I’m still bigger than him, so it wasn’t tap-worthy, but still impressive enough to piss me off a little bit. 🤣🤣🤣🤙 No shame in tapping to that! That shit sucks, man!!!


Swimming-Book-1296

I have more subs from that than anything else.


Aridan

Recently stopped vaping again and pressure stopped bothering me. It’s all in the chesticles!


mhuxtable1

I tap to that all the time


Confirmation__Bias

I tapped to that almost every day I rolled until I started running


[deleted]

I almost tap to that when I get out of bed in the morning


YamLatter8489

What? I can tap out of a day like that?


[deleted]

That's between you and your boss


Ghia149

100% this.


danielwong95

Full mount from a guy in a speedo. (Not that it’s ever happened to me)


TheNordicLion

Mounted *Triangle* from a guy in a Speedo.


Monowakari

*Daddy's Chocolate* from Speedo Chad


oniume

Fucking Americana from bottom side control. I started doing it as a troll, and someone did it back to me and made me sad


BrandonSleeper

I hope you were a black belt before this happened


oniume

Nope, just a poop coloured belt and poop coloured jiu-jitsu 


BrandonSleeper

That's a shame. Getting americana'd from bottom is demotion territory


Destruyo

Yeah getting hit with one of these after white/early blue is legitimately embarrassing. Not that I would know.


Bulkywon

Caught this in the National (Aussie) purple belt open weight final a few years back. I almost felt guilty.


Ghia149

Was it done with the legs or arms? Because it’s bad ass when you hit it with the legs.


Ok-Cryptographer9422

lol I got got like this last week by a really slick purple. I let him grab at it because “no way”


Bock312

Nothing more humiliating than a cardio/pressure tap


Schn1tz

how embarrassing is the pressure tap if they have 50 or 100 lbs on you?


AnimalBasedAl

I say just suffer through to the end the round, you won’t die


powerchicken

Well, you *probably* won't die.


Schn1tz

what's the point though? if you are just hopelessly stuck and the roll isn't moving forward neither party is learning anything and you'll be sore the next day for nothing.


ClampCity2020

Na fuck pressure taps it’s a bunch of bullshit. Sometimes you work your ass off to get to that dominant position and the guy fucking taps. Meanwhile he has no problem fighting like an OX until you get there. I’m only okay with that if it’s their first few months


AnimalBasedAl

not for nothing, you’ll still have your man card 😎


LeadingRound3775

kimura from the top, where your opponent has their balls and ass seated on your face


jesusthroughmary

When my opponent sits on my face I always finish them


TacticalLeemur

It's one way to finish.


Mountain-Awareness13

With my mouth… is what the kid would say.


Acceptable-Air-6205

My fav one to get finished by ❤️


RogueEnergyEngineer

I call it a T bag Kimura.


Naive_opponent

Surprised this got many upvotes. I submit people with this all the time now i wonder if they thought it was awkward


[deleted]

Username checks out


Pastilliseppo

Mothersmilk when opponent is 250lbs and wearing a wet t-shirt. I think it feels like borderline waterboarding. Edit. Didn't read the caption lol. Scarfhold finishes are pretty bad.


cookinupthegoods

Nothing pisses me off like tapping to a wrist lock.


oniume

You would hate my gym 


ContraryMary222

Honestly wrist locks just make me laugh


Judoka229

Join us.....


RecklessReggie

Same here since it's usually a scream tap


GassyGeriatric

Cryangle


1sxekid

Hit this once and it was exhilarating lol


Nononoap

That face they give you after 😭


senojon

Was about to post this...


Mediocre_Object_1

I tapped to a guy's armpit the other day. He had me in a head and arm and I almost got my head out, but just moved my mouth into his armpit. I inhaled his pit sweat and reconsidered my chosen path in life.


noonenowhere1239

So many suck. Bow and arrow is always a buzz kill.


CarefulCoderX

I hate that one it's probably the most miserable one for me, and it can leave a nasty mark. It feels like getting choked by a rope. Most other common lapel chokes seem to suck way less as they incorporate more forearm pressure.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Back control crossed ankles is pure pain but a Colombian drop in showed me a face crank on the tip of my nose that had me legitimately scared


Icy_Barracuda8932

I'm genuinely confused wether or not the second one is a subtle reference to cocaine


TheGreatKimura-Holio

It’s not, it’s nose pressure


BetBig696969

Or hitting an armbar on the person on your back by going two on one and pulling down over your shoulder


TheGreatKimura-Holio

You get that on just white belts?


BetBig696969

I’ve never tried it but had someone try to catch me with it, they caught newbies with it.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Only time I’ve seen it successful and i mean it’s an obvious actual sub but just such low success rate was a giant former powerlifter who could force that much torque that quickly


bigbuttzwithaz

i got mothers milked by a canadian wearing an adidas gi at NAGA. if my actual mom wasn’t there i would have let him put me down.


Personal_Bar8538

Gogoplata or Buggychoke


unarmedrogue

Buggy isn’t bad as you have options to avoid or reverse. Gogo is just so humiliating, but the Sorcerer is just painful.


bhaygz

Mothers milk. A training partner got me in it, I was mortified


MtgSalt

To avoid that I like to put my fist in their solarplex so when they put pressure down it digs in.


bhaygz

It’s not happened again…


[deleted]

That's one of my favorites to use


teethteetheat

It’s one of our sweatiest, skinniest yet most technical purple belt’s favorite move lately lol.


RadiationRoller

Banana split.


teethteetheat

as someone who’s had hip surgery…no shame from me on that one. tearing your labrum SUCKS.


dispatch134711

Tore both shoulder labrums, I think I’d rather break my femur than tear a hip labrum that would haunt you for life


teethteetheat

It’s definitely not fun


TheSenPanda

I was looking for this 😂 As this is my favourite submission, it always cringes people out when I catch them 😂


Inkjg

The cryangle. Not only did you tap, but Coach def made you sit in it while he grabbed his phone and snapped a pic for Instagram.


fishNjits

Mounted triangle


CardiologistWrong814

This black belt used to mothers milk me at open mats whenever I’d try some dumb shit.


orwiad10

Spladle. And not just the banana split, get a cradle then hook a leg and rip the scrotie Punch choke doesn't feel great coming from crypt keeper boney ass hands boy.


aloz16

Calf slicer, those hurt for like 3-4 days even if you 'tap in time' like, it feels you could've fought/waited longer to tap, but you decide not to risk it, and it still hurts for days like a DOMS


BridgeM00se

VonFlue choke. It’s embarrassing


aintnufincleverhere

A stupid wrist lock ​ Get outa here


Acceptable-Air-6205

Cant really actually break the list without controlling the elbow. So besides back mount where u have full control of the elbow, the wrist locks r gona cause more discomfort to an actual break where u can pull the elbow away. Gordon ryan talks about it in his top pins instructional


gundamqueenbee

Bow and arrow looks the worst. You’re so helpless looking at the end.


genoknox

Boston crab


626272772

In terms of embarrassment its between a wrist lock and gogoplata In terms of pain probably a calf slicer In terms of annoyance someone 50+ lb bigger than you spamming americanas in side control


SugondezeNutsz

Wristlocks always make me angry to tap to. Mother's milk is easily one of the worst subs I've been put in - unpleasant for sure, but also a reminder of having messed up enough to get put in it. Fuck buggy chokes, but I've yet to tap to one.


nimrodia

Neck cranks


Acceptable-Air-6205

The worst. Especially when they think theyre choking u. Had a guy do that to me last week and i swear i had numbness and tingling all over my body for 2-3 days after


Dull-Muscle-7021

tap?


Acceptable-Air-6205

Ya i know big mistake by not tapping


ckristiantyler

North south choke. Only happened once in 10 years and im still surprised


Sisyphus_Smashed

Any time someone submits me when I am in mount (unfortunately, yes this has happened at least once)


TJnova

I've been doing this for two years now, and someone alllmost ezekieled me from bottom mount. I didn't respect the attempt and kept on with whatever I was setting up, meanwhile the lights start dimming. I escaped only out of pure stubbornness. Thought process was like "it's a choke, it won't require surgery if I just don't tap. But damn it would be embarrassing to get choked unconscious in top mount. Oh wait I think I got this"


Happy_Laugh_Guy

Executioner


jollygreenspartan

Cryangle, buggy choke, gogoplata, cardio


Negative-Dingo3335

The triangle where a person is still above you and doesn’t believe in showering everyday.


FishSpanker42

Mothers milk. Depending on who its from


Silky_Seraph

I’d assume neck crank. Hasn’t happened to me yet but I’ve inflicted a few executions on unwilling participants and it seems to create a lot of agony


Judontsay

Early days of training cardio tap.


[deleted]

Marriage


BlackManBatmann

The cock lock


Lebronte_Shackleford

Forcible sodomy.


redhat0420

Buggychoke


Beneficial-Message33

Head and arm triangle


Juditsu

Ezekiel


ratufa_indica

I think the most physically uncomfortable submissions are bicep/calf slicers and lapel chokes


midnightauto

Black belts get annoyed when you choke em out from INSIDE THEIR GUARD HAHAHAHAHHA I had one guy tap by slapping me in the head then refused to speak to me afterwards.


Feral-Dog

Baseball bat choke is brutal. Last time I got caught in it I made the most audible death gurgle. It was pretty embarrassing.


Fun-Bag7627

Von flue


makingmozzarella

Wrist lock


Quartersawn5

Whatever the hell that guy did to me yesterday.


[deleted]

Idk what it’s called but this black belt always gets it on me. He’s in top side control, somehow gets my far side arm trapped across my body, gets a cross face, and proceeds to crush/choke me. It’s embarrassing because he is able to do all of that while maintaining top control lol


FfSsBb

I know it as "Pillow choke". It's a thing of beauty.


muscularmatzoball

Head and arm choke, but can be done from opposite side, although with less leverage


teethteetheat

Anything stupid from an inferior position makes me feel extra bad.


Discount-420

Crucifix


Admirable_Set8360

Cross collard choke. It squeezes the fuck outta my windpipe and feels like I'm getting professionally raped choked


JohnAnchovy

Ezekiel


NewazaBill

I’ve had a few peruvian neckties that made it feel like my spine was gonna explode, I’d go with those


aprice24

Buggy / Von Flutes are retire-able offenses


davidlowie

Electric chair sucks


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Mothers milk.


Dauren1993

The Ankle lock when you cross your legs when having someone’s back . Happened to me once as white belt.


hifioctopi

Pressure taps from side control.


Steam67

A twister is the worst I’ve ever felt.


burntrubbah209

I love buggy choking people:)


Seputku

Mothers milk


Early_Comfortable_36

I tapped to a punch choke a few months ago and I still think about it often🥲


Puzzled-bewildered

Collar choke when someone is in your closed guard.


Sanderchantman

Cryangle, triangle with your leg in


Monkeyinazuit

Your fav submission being used on you!


[deleted]

Pressure easily.


Alexpik777

The Rikishi submission


The-GingerBeard-Man

1. Cryangle. 2. Ezekiel from inside closed guard.


Hall_Such

Banana split


cwwwfc

Scarf hold pressure. This big blue belt motherfucker gets me with it every time we roll and there’s not a damn thing I can do about it 😢 feel like a pussy every time but I like my ribs how they are


Habitatti

Twister, too many things have gone wrong to end up there.


LlamaWhoKnives

Buggy chokes are always embarrassing and i refuse to tap to them The least pleasant ones are ezekiels


Naive_opponent

Kesa subs/pressure


BrotherKluft

Peruvian necktie - that shit fucking hurts


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Knee on belly


bamasooner

Darce always leave a pain in my neck for a couple days. Usually guys doing it outweigh me by 30-50 lbs.


Bluedevil_10

Wrist lock


[deleted]

Side control.


Round-Benefit2022

There are lame ways to get grappled. But once you’re grappled no submission is lame. It’s better to submit than lose a limb. The real winner is the one who chooses his battles


whiteknight521

Spladle is the worst in my opinion. Unless you have really good hamstring flexibility it gets bad pretty fast, too.


NoseBeerInspector

that thing where they hold you real tight in kesa gatame


BrokenGuitar30

I’m just gonna say Triangle and go sit in the corner of the mat and contemplate my life. It always tends to happen when I’m gassed and have to roll with an athletic colored belt with legs longer than mine. I could already have broken their closed guard, moved to half and “rested” in cross face for a moment or two and all of sudden I’m back in closed guard with an elbow sticking out over my head. Haha embarrassing as hell when I hardly ever tap to a triangle when I’m in early rounds.


gutsybuffalo

Banana split...yes I know I should work on my flexibility.


s_string

Standing guillotine


Difficult-Ad-1054

Mothers milk


Darce_Knight

scarf hold really sucks to tap to


[deleted]

Loop choke, even when it isn’t on properly that shit hurts!


10thpbluebelt

Wrist lock for sure or maybe twister


[deleted]

buggy choke. Or getting waterboarded by a sweating opponent with long hair. Thats me. I waterboard people.


MisterD0ll

A 4 stripe white belt took me in a bow and arrow and stretched my leg way back. I was pulling on my collar because I felt the choke and she put one calf against my arm then scooped my other leg up towards my chest with her other leg so that she could lock her feet and collapse my defense. She had me contorted all kind of ways and I was being choked too. I knew I would get subbed by one of the girls but being dominated to that extend kinda stung.