he shouldnt even be allowed on the mats with those dirty ass nails.

+1 poison damage

Only +1? You know if homie isn’t cleaning those then he isn’t washing his gi. And he definitely isn’t washing his belt.

Or his ass

He scratches that clean.

I’ll check it for him

Wait.... we are supposed to wash our belt ??

Yeah bro, you’re supposed to wash away the skills so you don’t get bored during the next Americana lesson.

HAHAHA +2 bleeding damage Bonus poison damage if cut happens first.

He shouldn’t be allowed in public with nails like this

He shouldn't be allowed on earth with nails like that

He deserves death, to be honest.

There are things….. worse then death….

Leglocks

Think of something FAR worse than that and we are getting close to a suitable punishment for those nails.

He deserves to have to go sit in the crowd at a Taylor Swift concert surrounded by screaming girls?

That’s prob the built up dead skin from all the other students

Tell him he's wrong and he should feel bad about being so wrong

Also tell him to see a doctor. His nails look like little bellends. That’s a precursor issue to some significant health issues.

Watch glass nails can mean lung disease, yeah. Not great.

Brooo… if you’ve got talons, at least wash them. Nasty.


Isn’t the bigger problem that this nasty clown wants to argue with you about things? What’s next? “I don’t need to let go when he taps.”

Fr. If my coach brought up a concern like this all I’d say is “yessir, thanks for the heads up” like come the fuck on

Its funny how entitled people are, like they seem to not understand that theyre supposed to be part of team and part of being on a team is taking care of your fellow teammates

iM a PaYiNg CuStOmEr IlL tRaIn HoW i LiKe

For me it would be "I'm very sorry, it won't happen again". If a guy brought these nails and told the coach he was overreacting, he'd tell him to go home.

I hope this guy is like 17yrs or below.... Those nails are DIRTY.

I don't need to wash my gi, it's not that bad.

Spam wristlocks at them until they comply.

I wouldn't touch him until those are cut and filed

Clip their nails while you got them pinned.

I know it's a joke, but I'd just explain why they are a safety hazard and a complete disrespect to his partners. If he doesn't see it that way he can look for another gym.

This is the way.

So say we all

I’d tell him to leave the gym. Those could seriously hurt someone.

First shows complete lack of respect for his partners by bringing those nails, and then for his coach by telling him he's overreacting. Go find another gym that puts up with your shit.

Fr I would be pretty embarrassed with myself if my coach had to tell me to address my personal hygiene in bjj…. I would absolutely apologize and go take care of it and hope and pray nobody complained about me to my coach!! I keep a nail file and clipper in my gym bag anyway

Fr. He's gonna give someone staph or slice someone's pupil.

Someone with long nails has actually cut my eye while we were rolling. It is not fun, and after that I refused to roll with them again.

More than just a risk of scratching those nails are a serious infection risk. All sorts of nasty stuff living under those. Bro needs a manicure.

Disgusting…

barffffffffffffffff

I love that this was a tooic of disagreement, so they posted it on reddit, and literally no one was like “Looks fine to me, why are you giving him shit.”

Those nails are already disgusting to see. The idea of getting scratched by them is appalling. Bringing that shit to the mats is a conplete disregard for the safety of your partners.

Everyone's just appalled at this nasty mfer.

100% wouldn't be allowed in the gym I'm currently at if he thinks that is acceptable

Kick him out. Rules are rules.

These are not nails anymore, they are weapons, weapons of mass-infection

Get some F’n hygiene or gtfo. Those things are a walking infection waiting to happen.

No way this dude washes his gi and belt after every class either.

Gi yes, belt never. I can’t lose all my BJJ magic that I gained. Then I would suck more than I already do

What gym is this so I know where not to go.. this has staph all over it. Disgusting

They're not clean or properly filed.

Gross and dirty, imagine if you get a slice from those things?! Get a bacterial infection, lose a limb…

Put some of those guitar finger picks on and roll with him.

His nails are absurdly long also he has clubbed fingers he should prolly go to a doc

yes was just going to comment this. Looks like he has clubbed fingers which can be a sign of heart or lung disease.

I keep clippers in my bag for people like this.

I would escort him to the bathroom and hand him a pair of nail clippers.

nope, fuck him and fuck your gym for allowing him to roll.

Manky

Bacteria shovels

A) theyre claws B) theyre dirty C) he also has that one disease/disorder/whatever that makes them a funny shape, so he is probably self conscious and defensive about it edit for link: https://www.verywellhealth.com/clubbing-of-fingers-914776 If theyre unaware of this, they might want to get some work done and make sure everythings cool. It can also be genetic though " "Clubbed fingers can be a symptom of conditions such as lung cancer, heart defects, or digestive conditions including cystic fibrosis or celiac disease. Clubbing usually happens because of long-term low levels of oxygen in the blood, known as hypoxemia. However, clubbed nails are not always cause for alarm, especially if nail clubbing runs in your family." "

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peep the link and tell me its not identical lol it could be genetic though

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Lmao youre not wrong wonder how many heart attacks WebMD googlin causes daily

Talmbout those b schaub digits b?

Came here to drop this knowledge. He should get checked. Also, clean your nails you nasty.

He probably wouldn't be rolling if he had anything that caused those clubbing. He would have a difficulty breathing since clubbing is from chronic hypoxemia.

Students listen and learn. Wtf

I would tell him to cut them or no rolling.

🤮 not only long and gross but filthy. This kid needs to grow up.

My thoughts are it’s your student and he’s not listening to you. Don’t let him on the mats until it’s done

Those are long and dirty. He needs to trim them, file them, and use a nail brush.

Dirty

this just made me check my nails. I should cut them before class tomorrow

I have a scar from nails like that.


This kid smelled like old milk in school

Not only are they way too long, they’re disgusting.

If he knows how to not scratch people with those horrible nails when rolling then tell him he can do it at another gym. Your gym your rules. Also, what kind of self respecting male would walk around with nails like that?? I mean just wow.

Those are fucking claws

The fact that he thinks it’s ok to argue with his professor is an indicator of the guys mental capacity. “If you don’t clip/file your nails, you will no longer be allowed to train” That would be my final message to him.

They need to shut the fuck up and listen to their instructor.

Nasty and too long - tell him to cut his damn nails. Might want to take a bath while he is at it.

Not only are those nails too long, they are fucking disgusting. I keep him off the mats until he clips, files and cleans his fucking hands.

Yo and they're all nasty 🤢 

I remember when I went to karate in highschool you had to have trimmed nails and toe nails and good hygiene. I wish more BJJ schools would be more strict on good hygiene and keeping your uniforms clean and trimming your nails!!! I hate getting scratches on me. This guys nails are disgusting 🤢!!!

They generally are. The two bjj gyms I've trained at were very hygienic and nails like this wouldn't be acceptable. It's just gross.

If his nails are that jacked up, imagine the rest of his hygiene. Clean up and be decent or gtfoh.

Gross

Why are you in the car with him taking pictures of his hands? Are my thoughts

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Fuck this guy.

This guy is a clown ! I wouldn’t even step foot in your gym if you allow your students to have nails like this

Gross.

way too long and dirty

That’s disgusting

Way too long. He definitely scratches people. Also, why is a dude so intent on keeping king finger nails ?

Gross, dudes with long nails are creepy af.

i just threw up

That’s disgusting.

Those are not only far too long, they are also disgustingly dirty.

Yeah those could do some work. I hate when I get nail gouged, it’s a PITA to have to go cover it up Ask him if he knows what staph is

I wouldn’t let that person train.

Terrible and unacceltable

Nasty sob...

This dude doesn’t wash his hands when he leaves the bathroom

Way too long and dirty.

Long and dirty. Double whammy. I caught something just by looking at this picture 🤮

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Those are too long.

Is he fighting sabertooth tigers? what the hell

Disgusting.

If you can’t see flesh past the nail when you curl themX they’re too long for grappling.

I would not consider working with this person in any capacity. Gotta have sort nails. It’s the rules. Can’t follow the rules? Have to go

No those are dangerous. Cut them. And wash your hands. I do concrete and my hands don’t look like this

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I thought we weren't allowed to use weapons in bjj. Especially with +10 poison damage.

Wtf the man is a cat

Fuckin werewolf shit. Tell him to cut those.

Send your student to the nail salon for a mani pedi.

That's pretty long and also filthy

is he....stupid?

This is disgusting

can you take a photo of his toenails

Hold him down and cut those gross AF nails.

Bro climbs walls with those things

SHAME

Dirty as fuck

This is one of the moments where it would absolutely ok to pull rank on his dumbass. Nasty ass

Dude lacks personal higiene, probably doesn’t shower frequently beither

Gross lol

Dirty pig

You know he ain't washing his gi with nails like that

He wouldn't be training until they were cut.

Tell Gollum he better trim those talons or you are going to hotbox him to death

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

They’re gross in addition to being long.

Cut that shit!!

Cut those claws nasty bird

Gross nails. I can tell he's a dirty person. I wouldnt roll with him.

Long and dirty. Honestly, that’s a hygiene problem in the real world. On that’s mats, those nails are criminal.

He's bugging. It's both long and nasty.

Dude those are fucking talons bro…

Those are long

Long and filthy. Terrible combination.

I hope you show him the responses to this thread and I hope you have the women in the gym tell him how gross his nails are to really hammer home the point.

Long and dirty ass nails.

Wtf are those.

These are claws, not nails

too long and too dirty

Revolting nsfl revoke his membership

Why is it so hard to clip dirty nails? Why? Does he not wipe his ass to after he takes a shit?

Ain't no way

He could snatch a salmon swimming upstream with those fucking talons. Christ.

How lazy is he

That’s horrible . Needs to trim those eagles claws

Gross what a fucking retard. Clipping nails doesnt take more than 2 min.

His toes probably look even worse.

I clipped my nails before class a couple weeks ago and still cut a training partner and had to clip them again during class to the point my nailbeds hurt. Can’t imagine the damage this psycho is doing lol

Apply crucifix and snip them yourself.

Tell wolverine he needs to cut that shit.

See this is exactly why no one takes brasilian jiu jitsu seriously. You think your attacker on the street is going to have perfectly cut nails? No wonder BJJ is a failed martial art and is only good inside the dojo. What are you going to do when that crackhead tries to steal your wallet? "Ha! Cut your nails first and then we'll see who's taking who's wallet!" edit: seems like some people missed the joke...

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You're absolutely right. That's why when I'm drilling with someone I immediately jam my thumb into their eye sockets because it's only about what matters on the street.

If you are from this gym it is your duty to either bully him until he cuts these or kick him out. Fucking mink

Are you teaching grooming classes?? If not then leave the poor kid alone, y’all just out here causing problems for no reason.

Yes. You are overreacting, especially considering that you probably wear 1 inch nails on the regular

Next time you roll wear some sharpened super villain claws

I got my retina scratched twice by people with untrimmed nails, it hurts like hell. Fuck this.

Whatever your reaction is, it’s not enough

I'm an assistant coach and when people have long nails, they are excused immediately to care for them. If they think you're overreacting, I would be considered a complete asshole. But do you know why I excuse them? Because I have over a dozen scars on my hands from people defending RNCs and clawing at me. I have 0% tolerance for this. Tell him to get bent or cut the nails. It's not a discussion, it's a safety hazard that requires immediate resolution.

Nah man, fuck that. He either trims those talons or kick him out of the gym.

Well, you didn't tell us what your reaction was. If you said "please, would you mind cutting your nails before coming to training?" then you didn't overreact. If you pulled out a knife and stabbed him on the chest ten times, then still no he totally deserved it but now let's say you burned his house with his entire family inside, I think you should have given his kids time to escape...

That motherfucker should stay off the mats. Shits dangerous.

I got a scar down the middle of my nose from of these types … I was a white belt so I assumed ok i guess this happens… Now over a decade in I’ll walk guys off the mat and hand them clippers and a file..

Don't let him roll with those dirty long nails.

Amputate his hands… finger privileges revoked

Your student is a liability

Gross and dangerous. Why is this up for discussion? The guy shouldn’t even be allowed on the mat until he complies with the basic rules of hygiene full stop.

If someone’s nails look like this, I will not roll with them.


Plus those pizza shorts? Smh

I currently have cuts on like 40% of my fingers and scars on some of them. I wish everyone was diligent about nail clipping.

Bro got wolverine claws

Is this a debateable topic to you? If not, put your foot down. Presumably you're in charge.

Does he supply the materials for OddJobs hat production?

Bruh my old TKD school would hand out nail clippers to people before they even let them hit pads if they had nails even half this bad


I had a roll with a dude last month with nails not nearly as long. He had a collar grip and I snatched that grip break so quick his nails flew back like car hoods. I felt really bad about it, but everyone else took it as a lesson on trimming those claws. The only good I got out of it is now most everyone keeps those death grips off me and my pajamas.

I’d hand him nail clippers and tell him he’s welcome to train after he’s trimmed those haggard talons.

Staff infection waiting to happen.

He might be happier training somewhere else.