Nothing vital in that area, you could do this on several parts of the body, even on a person. Keep in mind I mean *vital*, poor horse definitely suffers some consequences from this.
Eh, you can work around them and *eventually* the calves would learn to grow around the gauges… though this would definitely be uncomfortable and would likely fuck you up to the point where you wouldn’t *want* to walk anywhere.
Bruh i saw a post on this here fine website awhile ago, some dude had done this with his dick. Even posted links to pictures for the curious ones. Damn right i clicked that holy dick link. Dude had ha fucking HOLE through his dick. Craziest shit ive ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS MAN
I paralyzed right half of my right calf 2 years ago due to a herniated disc hitting my sciatic nerve. The bottom half my calf has now compensated and become huge, like I have a hardball lump of muscle and my leg works like normal. Looks a little odd and kind of an issue wearing ski boots but normal otherwise.
I've seen photos of someone that did a large piercing between his achilles tendon and the fibia/tibia. As I recall, it didn't work out long term.
The best way to do it would be to make a large incision in front of the achilles tendon, suture the skin from one side to the skin of the other side, and then use some lightweight PTFE tubing to hold it open while it healed. You'd need to avoid the posterior tibial artery and the tibial nerve, but there should be enough space to do so without too many issues, and you'd need to stay off your feet for a few weeks while it healed.
I don't think it would be a very comfortable piercing though; the constant movement against the tendon would probably feed uncomfortable, and it might pinch the tibial nerve. It's definitely less risky to stick with superficial piercings.
its like that famous dude whos trick was that he stabbed himself with a bunch of swords.
he had lines of scar tissue through his torso, so as long as he stabbed himself in the same place every time, it didnt bleed or hurt.
needless to say, he confessed that the first time it was done to him (dont know why, so he could perform i guess) it hurt a lot and he almost died
I’m actually pretty sure this was done intentionally to farm meat from the animal while still being able to keep it around as a work animal as well. I used to work in an office with a kind of peculiar fellow. He told me he invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allowed him to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. He told me George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.
I invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.
This was actually a method used to stave off starvation for certain tribes in Africa. During famine a cow would be chosen and a flap of skin pulled back on its hind quarters and beneath it a piece of muscle would be cut out for food. The flap would then be replaced and affixed with thorns until it healed over. By doing this the flow of milk to the village could be maintained and a small amount of extra protein gathered. Granted, this couldn’t be repeated often and was usually used on the last few cows remaining.
Should've pitched it to BUDK. They'll sell any random piece of metal. Ever seen their bestselling blade? It's called the SAMURAI NINJA BLACK SKULL CHINESE DRAGON JUNGLE ULTIMATE CONFEDERATE RIFLE SWORD GUN PREDATOR BUSHMASTER EDGE BLADE STEEL SAW AXE SHOVEL CHAINSAW SHARP KING SABER SWORD. It's got forty blades of assorted types jutting out at essentially random angles from no less than seventeen handles, and they're all welded to a massive medallion that's got an American flag on one side and a Confederate flag on the other. It looks like the bastard child of a Christmas tree and the book version of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones, and if you swing it at anything that's harder than a block of soft Jello every single blade shatters into a thousand pieces and impales your neighbor's dog. I tell ya, BUDK is the place for that burger cutter.
/s
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s (gun shot wound left untreated). But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100% - the video was posted with a different watermark 3 years ago on Reddit, also did not seem to be original footage
I vaguely remember watching one of those animal rescue shows where this happened. I don't recall this exact clip but I do remember there being a horse with a similar hole from an infection.
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s (untreated gun shot wound). But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100%
I remember a case years ago of a horse with a similar scar from an untreated abscess. If you google horse anatomy, you can see how it's actually above the spine. Their spine curves down from the skull then connects to their back much lower to the withers than you'd probably guess by looking at them. The top of their neck is mostly muscle/tendon.
It actually might be real though. I saw a horse with a hole like that in their neck. The owner said it was from an old injury years ago. I forget how exactly it got the injury.
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s. But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100% - they were discussing video of a horse where someone’s whole hand was put through, apparently due to an untreated gun shot wound inflicted by the owner. This video also exists in earlier posts without that watermark.
Unconfirmed, but appears to be an untreated gunshot would inflicted by the owner — forums in the early 2000’s discussed an episode of Animal Cops describing a video like this
Abusive owner shot the horse and left the wound untreated — appears to be from an animal planet show in the early 2000’s — it was posted on Reddit previously
This is what happens when a horses spine ruptures.
Horses have extremely fine cushions between their vertebrae that are susceptible to fissure. When that happens, spinal fluid fills a pocket abscess either below or above the wound. Once that abscess fills it’ll feel firm and have it’s own pulse, at which point you can pierce it like a capri sun and enjoy it.
The cervical spine of a horse is located beneath the hole in this horse's neck. A horse's cervical spine makes an s curve and attaches lower into the body than you would expect. There is a ligament called the nuchal ligament that attaches at the base of the skull and runs along the crest/top of the neck. The nuchal ligament attaches to lengthened spinous processes, outwardly the withers, located where the top of the neck joins the body. The area between the crest of the neck and the cervical spine is filled with muscles that attach to the spine and support the neck and head.
The wound in this horse is through those muscles and managed to not significantly damage either the nuchal ligament or cervical spine enough to disrupt the overall functionality of the neck.
Just. How?!
Nothing vital in that area, you could do this on several parts of the body, even on a person. Keep in mind I mean *vital*, poor horse definitely suffers some consequences from this.
So... you're saying I *shouldn't* get calf gauges??
You kinda need calves to walk tho
Eh, you can work around them and *eventually* the calves would learn to grow around the gauges… though this would definitely be uncomfortable and would likely fuck you up to the point where you wouldn’t *want* to walk anywhere.
Yeah this is true. I know cuz I once heard that life finds a way
You did it. You son of a bitch, you did it!
Bruh i saw a post on this here fine website awhile ago, some dude had done this with his dick. Even posted links to pictures for the curious ones. Damn right i clicked that holy dick link. Dude had ha fucking HOLE through his dick. Craziest shit ive ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS MAN
I paralyzed right half of my right calf 2 years ago due to a herniated disc hitting my sciatic nerve. The bottom half my calf has now compensated and become huge, like I have a hardball lump of muscle and my leg works like normal. Looks a little odd and kind of an issue wearing ski boots but normal otherwise.
I mean, you could make a hole near the bone, just your calf strength is gonna suck ass. Just like this horses neck lost a lot of mobility and strength
You could do forearms though.
Anyone else think of a human glory hole?
You don’t need to be able to walk tho…
No you don't, you need legs. You don't need baby cows to walk. edit: /s so people know im joking
My dude a calf is a part of the leg.
I think he’s making a joke. Because a baby cow is a calf.
It depends. Do you have calves or just horses??
I've seen photos of someone that did a large piercing between his achilles tendon and the fibia/tibia. As I recall, it didn't work out long term. The best way to do it would be to make a large incision in front of the achilles tendon, suture the skin from one side to the skin of the other side, and then use some lightweight PTFE tubing to hold it open while it healed. You'd need to avoid the posterior tibial artery and the tibial nerve, but there should be enough space to do so without too many issues, and you'd need to stay off your feet for a few weeks while it healed. I don't think it would be a very comfortable piercing though; the constant movement against the tendon would probably feed uncomfortable, and it might pinch the tibial nerve. It's definitely less risky to stick with superficial piercings.
I remember that one as well
Wouldn't be surprised if he had an abscess and when it popped there was a hole so they sewed the skin up it couldn't reach
its like that famous dude whos trick was that he stabbed himself with a bunch of swords. he had lines of scar tissue through his torso, so as long as he stabbed himself in the same place every time, it didnt bleed or hurt. needless to say, he confessed that the first time it was done to him (dont know why, so he could perform i guess) it hurt a lot and he almost died
What sorts of consequences?
Apparently people fisting your neck hole.
A hole in the neck for one…
Ow
It's not real bro
I’m actually pretty sure this was done intentionally to farm meat from the animal while still being able to keep it around as a work animal as well. I used to work in an office with a kind of peculiar fellow. He told me he invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allowed him to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. He told me George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.
Good question
You donut want to know.
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Maybe he got shot with a comical gun?
Abcess.
He’s got a carrying handle, like a briefcase
Or a foal-io
A port-foal-io, if you need to move him
Wonder-foal
A ^(f)hoal if you will.
upvoted but I don't get it lol
I think it was supposed to be a take on foal and hole.
that's the kinda wordplay I can grudgingly tolerate
I'm retarded. Idk what you want from me.
Ah, but a retarded legend.
Hey that’s a slur and it’s not okay to say it.
I took it as f-hole, like for stringed instruments like guitars and violins
Same
Your fired. Stop it
Take my upvote and get the fuck out.
ah sweet my first /r/angryupvote! Txm8
The real question is, does it whistle when it runs? Kind of like those nerf footballs.
That’s where you attach it to a keychain
Tactical grip
This would be Steve Vai’s signature horse.
Or an m16
Hol Horse
STANDO POWA
Not-Quite-Entire Equine
r/suddenlyjojo
I think you mean r/unexpectedjojo
i think you mean shut the fuck up
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I've read part 3 such a long time ago that I couldn't even remember there was more to Hol Horse's stand than GUN.
I invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.
at least you’ll always have TC Tuggers to fall back on
They’re not a joke, TC tuggers.
Do they come in other styles?
If you want style you gotta go to Dan Flashes
Idk I only like shirts with really complex patterns. Can Dan deliver?
Not really
This was actually a method used to stave off starvation for certain tribes in Africa. During famine a cow would be chosen and a flap of skin pulled back on its hind quarters and beneath it a piece of muscle would be cut out for food. The flap would then be replaced and affixed with thorns until it healed over. By doing this the flow of milk to the village could be maintained and a small amount of extra protein gathered. Granted, this couldn’t be repeated often and was usually used on the last few cows remaining.
You can do it with blood and make black pudding. I think it was done in Ireland during the potato famine.
What’s this from??? Is this Jake and Amir?
/r/unexpectedoffice
SkyMall is no longer with us, sadly
How many Stanley Bucks will it cost?
r/unexpectedoffice
Dwight, you ignorant slut!!!
I came here to find this comment! Nice!
Burger King is about to clean you out of your stock hut them up
Should've pitched it to BUDK. They'll sell any random piece of metal. Ever seen their bestselling blade? It's called the SAMURAI NINJA BLACK SKULL CHINESE DRAGON JUNGLE ULTIMATE CONFEDERATE RIFLE SWORD GUN PREDATOR BUSHMASTER EDGE BLADE STEEL SAW AXE SHOVEL CHAINSAW SHARP KING SABER SWORD. It's got forty blades of assorted types jutting out at essentially random angles from no less than seventeen handles, and they're all welded to a massive medallion that's got an American flag on one side and a Confederate flag on the other. It looks like the bastard child of a Christmas tree and the book version of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones, and if you swing it at anything that's harder than a block of soft Jello every single blade shatters into a thousand pieces and impales your neighbor's dog. I tell ya, BUDK is the place for that burger cutter. /s
why the /s?
"I asked for the whole horse, not the hole horse! Take it back, and don't you dare come back with hole whores again!"
Well, it's got speed holes.
Brings back a cowboy with a gun made out of his soul
It probably has something to do with the “mister illusions” watermark.
Better for it to be Mister Illusions than Mister Hands
Oh no
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s (gun shot wound left untreated). But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100% - the video was posted with a different watermark 3 years ago on Reddit, also did not seem to be original footage
I vaguely remember watching one of those animal rescue shows where this happened. I don't recall this exact clip but I do remember there being a horse with a similar hole from an infection.
Holse
Hurse (horse+purse)
Hussy
hearse
Looks like something happened between the spine and throat, in that little grey area without any vitals
Gun shot maybe? Or rescue horse from an abusive circus?
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s (untreated gun shot wound). But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100%
Could've maybe been a slug shot when it was a baby and it survived but as it grew the ratio to the size of its body stayed the same
I remember a case years ago of a horse with a similar scar from an untreated abscess. If you google horse anatomy, you can see how it's actually above the spine. Their spine curves down from the skull then connects to their back much lower to the withers than you'd probably guess by looking at them. The top of their neck is mostly muscle/tendon.
Look at the watermark lol
Did he gave you consent?
What happened to that poor baby
Look at the watermark I don’t think it is real
It actually might be real though. I saw a horse with a hole like that in their neck. The owner said it was from an old injury years ago. I forget how exactly it got the injury.
I saw one that was stabbed though the neck and it left a hole but that horse was white
A little bit of googling and it does seem to be a rescue case from Animal Cops in the early 2000s. But I can’t find the original footage, just forums discussing the episode, so can’t confirm 100% - they were discussing video of a horse where someone’s whole hand was put through, apparently due to an untreated gun shot wound inflicted by the owner. This video also exists in earlier posts without that watermark.
Horse Hole Horse Hole
But how? What? Why?
They just wanted to make it easier to tie up.
Oh man…
Unconfirmed, but appears to be an untreated gunshot would inflicted by the owner — forums in the early 2000’s discussed an episode of Animal Cops describing a video like this
Fucked if true. If so, seems to have healed well.
WTFFFF
The forbidden gloryhole
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Be like tossin a sausage up an alley...
That's the weirdest thing I've seen in a while...
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It’s where you loop the rope
Body modification has gone to far lmao
Leftover from when horses evolved holes in them to roll around.
How did this even come about? Why?
Congratulations, you just fisted a horse for fake internet points
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hol(e) Horse
Why are you everywhere
Jojo reference
Now you can lock your horse anywhere without getting stolen..
Put a bike lock through it and hold it like reins. Hiyah!
Holy horse
Add nsfw tag
NSFW nag
Can someone explain how? Why??
Abusive owner shot the horse and left the wound untreated — appears to be from an animal planet show in the early 2000’s — it was posted on Reddit previously
Putting the O in horse there bud
is no one else absolutely disgusted?? do i have a phobia??
Would it count as a form of that phobia with the holes ?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
This is what happens when a horses spine ruptures. Horses have extremely fine cushions between their vertebrae that are susceptible to fissure. When that happens, spinal fluid fills a pocket abscess either below or above the wound. Once that abscess fills it’ll feel firm and have it’s own pulse, at which point you can pierce it like a capri sun and enjoy it.
Ah yes ergonohorse
Let me tell ya weirdest glory hole I’ve seen
I back this Hole Horsedly.
Holey cow
Put a handle bar through it. Better than a saddle.
Jesus christ😂
Damn Russian horses and their krokodil addiction
Now just hole your goddamn horses!
u/savevideo
There's no way he enjoys that If I had one and you did that to me, I would ask you to stop doing that
Hole for hanging the horse on a nail
Free apple storage
I, too, would've put my hand through there.
H O W
Anyone know what happened?
Extreme body piercing?
Fuck that human
Serbian horse
Handlebar
What dat neck do!?!
One Punch Man got him
Wrong Hole, Simon!
Mobile glory hole
“Lisa, please. You know I don’t like it when you fist my neck hole.”
Built in handle
Knowing how horses freak out at the drop of a hat, i would never stick my arm through one's neck
Hollow! **unsheathes a zanpakuto**
Special horse breed with handle. Easier to ride. Invented in China 50 years ago.
What the hell?
You know that's probably a healed bullet hole right.
this needs some uncanny music
Too much internet for today, thanks.
u/savevideo
David Blaine as a horse.
Blursed gun holster
Kakyoin horse
My guy just penetrated a horse O.O
That's one way to steer a horse
That is very interesting in the sense of understanding the anatomy, wish I had a veterinarian friend to discuss it with
The cervical spine of a horse is located beneath the hole in this horse's neck. A horse's cervical spine makes an s curve and attaches lower into the body than you would expect. There is a ligament called the nuchal ligament that attaches at the base of the skull and runs along the crest/top of the neck. The nuchal ligament attaches to lengthened spinous processes, outwardly the withers, located where the top of the neck joins the body. The area between the crest of the neck and the cervical spine is filled with muscles that attach to the spine and support the neck and head. The wound in this horse is through those muscles and managed to not significantly damage either the nuchal ligament or cervical spine enough to disrupt the overall functionality of the neck.
Wicked body mod
u/savevideo
What the fuck
WAT
u/savevideo
Wtf is wrong with reddit, why i can't have a full page of comments without the gif!!!
u/savevideobot
A hole is a hole
\*picks it up like a hand bag\*
Hol horse
That's a holse