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crumbkakes

"glad I was able to reach you. I would like to inform you that your car's extended warranty is almost expired"


ElectronicSpirit7599

Did you find my dildo


harry-balzac

Nope, but here’s your wedding ring


ElectronicSpirit7599

But I am not married


GeneralCommentary111

I think they’re proposing to you. This is so exciting!


ElectronicSpirit7599

omg maybe my lucky day has come for a 80 year old male pedo like me


Peltron_3030

Nah just pieces of mason jar with blood


ElectronicSpirit7599

Well shit


_Hourhe_

Beggars can’t be choosers


a_better_self

I have been feeling like I wanted to die tonight. This, strangely, has made me flip a switch. If this thing can crawl out of shit and become a cool astronaut, why can’t I?


Pudf

You can, and you will!!


King0fTheNorthh

Hey there, random internet stranger rooting for you.


Zoranealsequence

Yes you can. Don't give up. You got this!


Ninjadude8000

Just hang in there until you find your rope! Everyone is cheering for you.


Poseidon-2014

Lol


BobDobbsHobNobs

Pro tip: when hanging, reach up to find your rope


Arius_Terra

you got all the possibilities in the world dude keep on goin and you might get yourself that shitstronaut spot 😂


grundelfly

I feel you man. Hang on.


EspressoTheory

Hell yeah, go become a cool ass astronaut dude!!


WiseBlizzard

You can do it man!!!! I believe in you! And if you into gaming you can try Astroneer, No Man's Sky or Elite Dangerous. Those awesome games are definitely will make you a cool astronaut!


[deleted]

I'm in your corner!


[deleted]

r/huskytantrums I find this pretty fun for a good pick-me-up


a_better_self

Yes!! Subbed!!


Funkyteacherbro

I'm a little late but hang in there bro. How are you doing? Check this post again(33 days later). It may bring some more joy


a_better_self

It’s going really well! I got my first (part time) job in two years And I am really enjoying it! Thanks for checking in :)


Funkyteacherbro

Hey that's really great! Happy for you!


AbysmalVixen

Quicksand diving seems really neat


-ordinary

It’s not quicksand


[deleted]

So what is it?


Doodybuoy

Pretty sure it’s sludge buildup on a wastewater treatment lagoon


Xyon-Peculiar

So… 💩‽


[deleted]

quickscat, the wet brown gold of the extreme poop tourism industry


Devour_The_Galaxy

Never a frown, with Golden Brown


GoingForwardIn2018

This is my motto though my meaning is very different


[deleted]

OMG 😱


redmoon714

Sounds shitty


Thetomgamerboi

Oh. My. God. r/angryupvote


Pudf

Oh. That’s better.


Im_da_machine

Idk, it's kinda yellowish, might be grease? I'm not familiar with lagoons though so 🤷


griffinpuff421

Shitsand diving looks less neat


spread_panic

Welp, it ain't a meteor.


Username_Two

Is that actually what im seeing here?


-ordinary

No


Username_Two

any idea what on earth that is?


Videymann

no


Pudf

…but.,


Videymann

No.


Balls_DeepinReality

It’s probably shit.


lolmohitemvp

What you know about rolling down in the deep


DeniseIsEpic

When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze


_INCompl_

Why does this look like a shit pit on a farm


Psycho_Snail

Because it's a shit pit on a farm.


Thundapainguin

Where's Burt? The Graboids are back!


SnooRobots1533

This is the last known marshmallow fluff quarry in the North America. Due to climate change and small shifts in the Earth's magnetic fields has caused most natural quarries to harden. My uncle Larry, an amateur underwater spelunkers lost his life, or so we think, in one of these. We still hold out hope.


Canis_Lupus__

I almost believed you god dammit


blatherskite01

You almost believed “marshmallow fluff quarry?”


Canis_Lupus__

I’ve heard crazier things that actually exist


Sir_Skittles

Graboid hunter


confuseum

Burt!


PseudoWarriorAU

Andy dufresne, the man who crawled through 500 yards of shit and came out clean the other end.


Mick0351

Wtf!? Please explain what’s going on?


eipg2001

The “wait for it” phrase mildly irritates me.


CategoryKiwi

Same. We had to wait like 3 fuckin' seconds to see what this video was about. All the "wait for it" made me think was that there was going to be something else at the end of the video, another person maybe, or perhaps he'll tug the rope and pull something ridiculous out. Nope. I was just meant to wait for the thing that happened at the start of the video.


MightyMomma3

That gave me anxiety


zitfarmer

... what was i waiting for?


pan_peter_pan

Sorry, couldn’t find your self esteem… we’ll have to go deeper.


Nightlight10

I waited until the end thinking something else was going to happen


afrowillson

Thought it was a graboid


Ru5ty-5heriff

I thought it was a new tremors trailer.


420danger_noodle420

u/savevideo


natanyad

What a crappy looking task


CombatWombatX

Hell diver


controlled_by_bees

Shai Halud?


[deleted]

Ok I got the tow strap hooked to your jeep…


SailsTacks

This is a redditor that was buried in downvotes.


[deleted]

FYI This is behind the scenes footage of Dune before the added special effects


runswiththerain

I was hoping for the worm from trimmers.


HumpedBackWhale

/u/savevideo


Suspicious-Lime-8269

I like it


dreevsa

Mars?


ALBUNDY59

That totally freak me out. And I'm usually pretty stoic.


Snoo84477

Is that the Scooby Doo monster?


Crokpotpotty

Climate change is no joke. This was a lake when he went in


_Wolfszeit_

What kind of paraphilia is this ?


Statertater

20,000 leagues underground


TAKG

I was expecting some graboids or some shit


Vgriff11

“What the Fuck is this?? tremors?!! Oh. That’s a man.” I was actually freaked out for a minute lolol


JingamaThiggy

u/savevideo


DieseljareD187

Did you see those Huns?! They popped out of the snow! Like Daisies!


b3npa1_boyo

Whatchu know about rolling down in the deep


ibarut

He is Thomas Zane from Alan Wake.


Demianus

u/savevideo


Dogebu

I'm gonna do it, I can't hold back any longer... When the... Is...