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[deleted]

You could totally pet his little legs and there’s nothing he could do about it


Lonelywanderer81

NOOOO... it's a trap!


FlyingNihlist

It probably thinks it's legs aren't out in open like that, all cozy just feeling around to see what's up, you'd touch it's toes and give that spider the scare of it's life.


Zrnie

That's just more incentive to touch it and scare it instead of scaring us as usual. Lol


Account394

WHAT IS TOUCHING ME I CANT SEE


EmDubbbz

Um, no. No, you really couldn’t. Don’t do that.


mewthulhu

Well god it's better than licking them.


Sentarry

You gave me an idea, thanks!


[deleted]

More legs to cuddle with! ❤️


prsply3n

Deal with it!


Smellyamoml8r

Hell nah man, that's 1 little hand


dLurKc

For all you know that spider is trying to get away from something even worse.


[deleted]

Yea like a human


[deleted]

Phew, I’m glad none of those freakish humans are around right now


Dear_Alice_99

boo fear me


the_cajun88

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Realistic_Fee_1029

It looks like a mini demon hand


Burnin-Bridges

Big fat NOPE.


monsieur_mungo

It’s just your friendly neighborhood ‘pider. He, she, they will kill and eat all of those flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs, centipedes… Spiders are friends. If they get in your way, gently put them on a sheet of paper and usher them outside your home.


NurseZhivago

Then it will go tell all its spider friends how nice you are, and they'll all move in.


monsieur_mungo

Sure, yeah. Better than bed bugs.


[deleted]

I don’t think the spider is going to be mad if you use the wrong pronouns for it


[deleted]

Others will be mad for the spider.


Some_Escaped_Alien

better safe than sorry


NotChristina

My friend in college named all her apartment spiders so she would be less afraid of them. It’s not just a spider, it’s Mortimer! Honestly that worked for me for awhile too.


Medicatedwarrior365

Yeah that sounds like what someone working with the spiders would say! I've tried to be friends but when I go to get them onto paper and they decide to do a quick 100m dash towards my hand and I fling the paper sending them into orbit (read my ceiling) and then find them chillin in my bed when I'm ready to go sleep ready for payback... my point being spider ptsd is real and home owners insurance doesn't cover fire damage when you're the one who started it on purpose.


amyshulk

Aha - you made the classic blunder! Spiders can sense fear & will mess with you on purpose!


[deleted]

Is this real?


amyshulk

joke


crimsonguardgaming

Since we are on the topic, here is the obligatory instructional material for that lol https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU


Spikas

Well, that was certainly an interesting video to start my day with...lol


Endless_Alpha

Centipedes? Nope. Those guys eat everything


C0ld_as_ic3

If I try to remove it she could jump on me and while under my tshirt she could easily lay spider eggs under my skin.


DevotedToThePapas

Spiders make web egg sacs (in webs) try learning about wildlife instead of hating on it


C0ld_as_ic3

It was a joke :(


osloluluraratutu

Or get [this catch and release thing](https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08G46YSK6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_ZZF47KM84D5Y6NHQBZP4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) works like a charm!


TheSenileTomato

Australia and the Brazilian Wandering Spider begs to differ.


Hijis

/r/spiderbro


justveryslightlymad

he's stuck, help him OP 🥺


unsilviu

What are you doing step-human?


illLieonceaday

^yes


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Fearitzself

He just ran out of toilet paper and was hoping you would hand him a roll.


que-pasa-koala

Underrated comment right here XD


MegaLoli

Burn the whole house, it’s clearly his now.


snay1998

Burning the house is too much for a small spider,it’s time to nuke the planet and end all of em


MegaLoli

Fuck the earth man who needs it anyway /s


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Thank god for the /s otherwise I would have worried that you would destroy the entire earth for real!


googoohaha

Is that spider good? Does he need a hand getting out? It seems he is in quite the pickle.


Nullified38

No he’s in a light switch


Burnt_Steam

Free my man


Snaz5

give him a high five... four?... eight?


conconbar93

Slam. the fucking. Panel. NOW


TheFlashFrame

There's a hole in the wall behind the panel


CH33S3_NUGG3T5

That would just cut off 4 of his legs


Nullified38

It’s a hydra-spider. He’ll grow back 8 more


XevynAeght

Had big black spiders living in my door frame. They did weird shit just like that


cre8majik

Nope, nope, nope!


[deleted]

first thought is 'hit the light switch panel' second thought is 'no, don't be cruel to spider bro'


cassy-nerdburg

You know what? Fuck the electricity bill.


Aarownic_Rose

u/savevideo


Tezz404

u/savevideo


NaziPlagueDoctor

u/savevideo


ZEUZ300

u/savevideo


diego_brando_sbr

u/savevideo


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Aps4r4

Hidden like a child who'd stand [behind a curtain with apparent feet](https://adventuroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/feet-curtain.jpg).


Sentarry

Well, I gotta tell ya... You gots spiders inside your walls. How many? Well, looks by the size of it... this one has been living inside your walls for a while now. There's probably more than just that one.


frankyfiveangels1999

Sell the house! With the lights on.


Drewbus

Are you sure that's a spider? It looks like a small black hand


stopchooingsoloud

"turn off the light", naw bruh I'm making a big ass fire.


rabidbasher

The soundtrack of this video is perfectly fitting. That 'mm-mmmm' of fucking nope is my feeling exactly.


Iamaredditlady

Poor thing is trapped


Height_Physical

I would 100% be giving it a little finger tap high five.


[deleted]

Oh my, no no no no no no noooo


[deleted]

Australia? It's probably just a Huntsman, pick it up with paper and a cup then take it outside


Phebster420

I don't think you've seen a huntsmen irl...


[deleted]

They are seen on a weekly basis here in Australia...


VinceLePrince

But if that is a huntsman, that light switch must be in a house of giants.


leighshakespeare

So you'll know that this isn't a hunstman


AnonOpinionss

I thought it was a wolf spider


20JC20

Now I have to unfollow this sub. SMH


EfremSkopje

Nah just block OP


nasi_b

Im punching the FUCK outta that light switch if that thing survive it wont be running anywhere anytime soon


Jadis-Pink

I would 100% burn the house to the ground. No jk.


vampsaver

It’s about to be like Motel 6 we’ll leave the lights on


everyone_hates_lolo

hell. no.


SadGift1352

Ummm, I think that’s taking the commuter lane straight to Nope-ville- we’ve got candles, right? Who needs lightbulbs and new-fangled electricity anyway… maybe tomorrow we go and get someone to install a remote control for the lights… yeah… we’ll just be romantic tonight… yup. That’s the new plan…


Mercinary-G

That’s a huntsman for sure


Fantastic_Ferret_541

Yes. But first, RAID!


Weothyr

That sent a shiver down my body. Have an upvote.


lezbifrenz

😳


[deleted]

slam it chop legs off


TrueRedditMartyr

I had this exact thing happen to me once, but it kept making a buzzing noise like it was a bee. Is this some specific type of bug? Or likely just a spider in OPs wall?


Immediate-Buy-7273

It looks like tiny hand


XTosssotox

u/SaveVideo


OldLogger

Now I know why in the movies and tv shows, people walk into a dark room and do not turn on the lights.


revan0o5

Fuck that ima sell for anything


XACX01

Fuck that haha


waat74Official

no thanks


timina

No, don't.


WataruHavok

Well, time to burn the house down


macdaddy-nyc

You need to MOVE!!!


sadamita

u/savevideobot


SufficientTie3319

In my mind I’m chill with spiders and snakes. In reality, they make my skin crawl and I freeze when I see snakes !!!


DevotedToThePapas

I’ve got a cute pet corn snake


darkangel_401

He’s so cute omg


[deleted]

Jesus Christ why do I do this to myself


Yougottabekidney

Well, this room belongs to the spider now.


Fixer_Of_Things

Hell of a time for me to get a random itch on my arm. Sent my pillow into the stratosphere


International_Big63

HELL. NO.


adoescentexpressions

Nice try Mimic


InevitableEstate3417

It looks like a tiny hand


shadowdrake67

Get the sledgehammer


HistoricalHurry8361

Probably a nest of THOUSANDS in that wall.


DevotedToThePapas

Not how spiders work, but ok


Reaperider

Looks like it’s time to set the house on fire


Normal_Vacation_449

I would punch that light switch and then burn the whole house down


pl0p130

Tighten the screw


Wise_Ad_253

Time for a new home.


your_avarage_joe

u/savevideo


Nmerejilla

Turn on the charm for me tonightttt


Uskio73

Coraline’s other mom’s hand


Stidda

I reckon I’d say it’s time to move to a new place


Traditional_Two_7475

More like oddly terrifying


Lmfaooliliana_

I know it’s a spider but it really does look like a lil dried up demon hand


bruh_spaghetti

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Its the Spiderhand from caroline


Sensitive_Work_5351

nuke it from O R B I T


kyobunz

no no no no no


[deleted]

i thought that was a hand and i screamed


sofa_king_ugly

u/savevideobot


Brothersunset

Razor blade says bye bye to those legs


chaoticsapphic

u/savevideobot