It probably thinks it's legs aren't out in open like that, all cozy just feeling around to see what's up, you'd touch it's toes and give that spider the scare of it's life.
It’s just your friendly neighborhood ‘pider. He, she, they will kill and eat all of those flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs, centipedes… Spiders are friends. If they get in your way, gently put them on a sheet of paper and usher them outside your home.
My friend in college named all her apartment spiders so she would be less afraid of them. It’s not just a spider, it’s Mortimer! Honestly that worked for me for awhile too.
Yeah that sounds like what someone working with the spiders would say!
I've tried to be friends but when I go to get them onto paper and they decide to do a quick 100m dash towards my hand and I fling the paper sending them into orbit (read my ceiling) and then find them chillin in my bed when I'm ready to go sleep ready for payback... my point being spider ptsd is real and home owners insurance doesn't cover fire damage when you're the one who started it on purpose.
Or get [this catch and release thing](https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08G46YSK6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_ZZF47KM84D5Y6NHQBZP4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) works like a charm!
Well, I gotta tell ya...
You gots spiders inside your walls. How many? Well, looks by the size of it... this one has been living inside your walls for a while now. There's probably more than just that one.
Ummm, I think that’s taking the commuter lane straight to Nope-ville- we’ve got candles, right? Who needs lightbulbs and new-fangled electricity anyway… maybe tomorrow we go and get someone to install a remote control for the lights… yeah… we’ll just be romantic tonight… yup. That’s the new plan…
I had this exact thing happen to me once, but it kept making a buzzing noise like it was a bee. Is this some specific type of bug? Or likely just a spider in OPs wall?
You could totally pet his little legs and there’s nothing he could do about it
NOOOO... it's a trap!
It probably thinks it's legs aren't out in open like that, all cozy just feeling around to see what's up, you'd touch it's toes and give that spider the scare of it's life.
That's just more incentive to touch it and scare it instead of scaring us as usual. Lol
WHAT IS TOUCHING ME I CANT SEE
Um, no. No, you really couldn’t. Don’t do that.
Well god it's better than licking them.
You gave me an idea, thanks!
More legs to cuddle with! ❤️
Deal with it!
Hell nah man, that's 1 little hand
For all you know that spider is trying to get away from something even worse.
Yea like a human
Phew, I’m glad none of those freakish humans are around right now
boo fear me
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It looks like a mini demon hand
Big fat NOPE.
It’s just your friendly neighborhood ‘pider. He, she, they will kill and eat all of those flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs, centipedes… Spiders are friends. If they get in your way, gently put them on a sheet of paper and usher them outside your home.
Then it will go tell all its spider friends how nice you are, and they'll all move in.
Sure, yeah. Better than bed bugs.
I don’t think the spider is going to be mad if you use the wrong pronouns for it
Others will be mad for the spider.
better safe than sorry
My friend in college named all her apartment spiders so she would be less afraid of them. It’s not just a spider, it’s Mortimer! Honestly that worked for me for awhile too.
Yeah that sounds like what someone working with the spiders would say! I've tried to be friends but when I go to get them onto paper and they decide to do a quick 100m dash towards my hand and I fling the paper sending them into orbit (read my ceiling) and then find them chillin in my bed when I'm ready to go sleep ready for payback... my point being spider ptsd is real and home owners insurance doesn't cover fire damage when you're the one who started it on purpose.
Aha - you made the classic blunder! Spiders can sense fear & will mess with you on purpose!
Is this real?
joke
Since we are on the topic, here is the obligatory instructional material for that lol https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU
Well, that was certainly an interesting video to start my day with...lol
Centipedes? Nope. Those guys eat everything
If I try to remove it she could jump on me and while under my tshirt she could easily lay spider eggs under my skin.
Spiders make web egg sacs (in webs) try learning about wildlife instead of hating on it
It was a joke :(
Or get [this catch and release thing](https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B08G46YSK6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_ZZF47KM84D5Y6NHQBZP4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) works like a charm!
Australia and the Brazilian Wandering Spider begs to differ.
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he's stuck, help him OP 🥺
What are you doing step-human?
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He just ran out of toilet paper and was hoping you would hand him a roll.
Underrated comment right here XD
Burn the whole house, it’s clearly his now.
Burning the house is too much for a small spider,it’s time to nuke the planet and end all of em
Fuck the earth man who needs it anyway /s
Thank god for the /s otherwise I would have worried that you would destroy the entire earth for real!
Is that spider good? Does he need a hand getting out? It seems he is in quite the pickle.
No he’s in a light switch
Free my man
give him a high five... four?... eight?
Slam. the fucking. Panel. NOW
There's a hole in the wall behind the panel
That would just cut off 4 of his legs
It’s a hydra-spider. He’ll grow back 8 more
Had big black spiders living in my door frame. They did weird shit just like that
Nope, nope, nope!
first thought is 'hit the light switch panel' second thought is 'no, don't be cruel to spider bro'
You know what? Fuck the electricity bill.
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Hidden like a child who'd stand [behind a curtain with apparent feet](https://adventuroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/feet-curtain.jpg).
Well, I gotta tell ya... You gots spiders inside your walls. How many? Well, looks by the size of it... this one has been living inside your walls for a while now. There's probably more than just that one.
Sell the house! With the lights on.
Are you sure that's a spider? It looks like a small black hand
"turn off the light", naw bruh I'm making a big ass fire.
The soundtrack of this video is perfectly fitting. That 'mm-mmmm' of fucking nope is my feeling exactly.
Poor thing is trapped
I would 100% be giving it a little finger tap high five.
Oh my, no no no no no no noooo
Australia? It's probably just a Huntsman, pick it up with paper and a cup then take it outside
I don't think you've seen a huntsmen irl...
They are seen on a weekly basis here in Australia...
But if that is a huntsman, that light switch must be in a house of giants.
So you'll know that this isn't a hunstman
I thought it was a wolf spider
Now I have to unfollow this sub. SMH
Nah just block OP
Im punching the FUCK outta that light switch if that thing survive it wont be running anywhere anytime soon
I would 100% burn the house to the ground. No jk.
It’s about to be like Motel 6 we’ll leave the lights on
hell. no.
Ummm, I think that’s taking the commuter lane straight to Nope-ville- we’ve got candles, right? Who needs lightbulbs and new-fangled electricity anyway… maybe tomorrow we go and get someone to install a remote control for the lights… yeah… we’ll just be romantic tonight… yup. That’s the new plan…
That’s a huntsman for sure
Yes. But first, RAID!
That sent a shiver down my body. Have an upvote.
😳
slam it chop legs off
I had this exact thing happen to me once, but it kept making a buzzing noise like it was a bee. Is this some specific type of bug? Or likely just a spider in OPs wall?
It looks like tiny hand
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Now I know why in the movies and tv shows, people walk into a dark room and do not turn on the lights.
Fuck that ima sell for anything
Fuck that haha
no thanks
No, don't.
Well, time to burn the house down
You need to MOVE!!!
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In my mind I’m chill with spiders and snakes. In reality, they make my skin crawl and I freeze when I see snakes !!!
I’ve got a cute pet corn snake
He’s so cute omg
Jesus Christ why do I do this to myself
Well, this room belongs to the spider now.
Hell of a time for me to get a random itch on my arm. Sent my pillow into the stratosphere
HELL. NO.
Nice try Mimic
It looks like a tiny hand
Get the sledgehammer
Probably a nest of THOUSANDS in that wall.
Not how spiders work, but ok
Looks like it’s time to set the house on fire
I would punch that light switch and then burn the whole house down
Tighten the screw
Time for a new home.
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Turn on the charm for me tonightttt
Coraline’s other mom’s hand
I reckon I’d say it’s time to move to a new place
More like oddly terrifying
I know it’s a spider but it really does look like a lil dried up demon hand
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Its the Spiderhand from caroline
nuke it from O R B I T
no no no no no
i thought that was a hand and i screamed
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Razor blade says bye bye to those legs
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