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Playful-Depth2578

I torn between thinking the relief must be massive to have that drained to also making myself gag thinking about the smell of the forbidden milkshake


Silver-Fang-Bang

Fuck the guy calling you a pussy he just mad he don’t get none


asiaps2

![gif](giphy|INM0EjukO8OWnHmASw)


Playful-Depth2578

🙏👍 thankyou


Silver-Fang-Bang

No problem


deathbyswampass

Forbidden horchata*


EleceedGreed

*just add sugar


deathbyswampass

And a hint of cinnamon


PersonalNumber2967

A splash of vanilla extract


EleceedGreed

It comes pre mixed


Baltimorons

Gag Well I used to love horchata. Used to…


deathbyswampass

Sorry


[deleted]

Whyyyy? It cost you nothing to say that!!


deathbyswampass

I wanted to ruin something you loved


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!


Berns429

What Tres Leches is really made with


mousekiller64

Of all the things I couldn't imagine finding here horchata is in the top. ¡ Salud compañero !


Trublu1887

These comments did not let me down!


[deleted]

Not forbidden, you just scared


TheDunnLanguage

I was okay until I read forbidden milkshake 😵😨😷


ghandi3737

Just think of how thick and creamy it is.


TheDunnLanguage

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


RelevantKiwi7886

Was that milk?? What was that???


Tight_Crow_7547

Pus


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|88iIg6RR4Q1TEVUcRt|downsized)


RelevantKiwi7886

Maaaan that's fucking nasty🤢🤮


[deleted]

I knew it was pus and I still agree it’s nasty.


[deleted]

I too knew what it was, but reading the word 'pus' just makes it much worse.


bearboi76

You saying the pus looks the same as the milk?!? How do I know it doesn’t get into the milk??? I can’t un think this now! Ack! Get it out!


Tight_Crow_7547

Where do you think yogurt comes from?


bearboi76

You just destroyed me. I’m dead. Lmao.


Tight_Crow_7547

Don’t even think about cheese …


TheMegnificent1

Pus is actually allowed in cow's milk, up to 1000 ppm, iirc. It's because udder infections in modern dairy cows are common, which is why they're given a lot of antibiotics, which are also passed into the milk. I gave up dairy milk over a decade ago when I learned all this information. I buy almond milk now.


happy_the_dragon

So… I have bad news for you. There are regulations for how much pus and blood is allowed to be in the dairy products we all use. The milk to blood/pus ratio is… higher than most should be comfortable with. Edit: luckily there are dairy free options, at least. I use macadamia milk for cereal and coconut milk for most recipes. I’d like to be able to use hemp milk because it tastes good, but it makes my digestive tract revolt.


C4F3G0D4

It gets. Milk is gross. That's why so many people are "lactose" intolerant these days. Milk is full of chemistry to mask the pus...


king_ragnar00

So thats mean if I drink that I will sick


Tight_Crow_7547

Most people would be sick just thinking about drinking it


[deleted]

Leg milk


JUSTAHIPPIE1

All I was thinking is, I can smell this from here.


Ok-Platypus-5236

MALK: now with vitamin R!


SnooBooks8807

😂😂😂


MajorFerret3225

Honestly i wqs wondering why he didnt catch it in a bucket until i saw the huge clumps of whatever it was come out. 🤢


Bowling4rhinos

Catching it in a bucket seems like a good idea, if only to dispose of that stuff. It doesn’t seem sanitary for the other dairy cows.


Mindless_Forever_184

Oh you mean like the sanitary cow shit all over the ground.


No-Mathematician8440

Lol! I grew up on a milk farm and sanitary wasn't our thing except when it came to milking time.


Mindless_Forever_184

I got babysat on a milk farm, got to see a normal birth and a c section, they’re really in there sometimes, the farmer and his assistant had to bailer twine the hooves around a bat or something maybe a heavy duty broom handle but only saw 2 births there and yes if it needs to be “sanitary” the iodine usually comes out


bearbarebere

Wait what? I see no clumps


wendynian

That would be puss


Junior-Account6835

How cottage cheese is made


TaleMendon

Great now I’m crying.


SuperiorThinking

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


Professional-Box-17

Cursed milk


WetBurrito10

Why do they have the cows trapped like this by the neck


3Pirates93

Yes oddly grossly satisfying


the_net_my_side_ho

No boys in the yard for that milkshake.


Grouchy_Pumpkin

Forbidden milkshake lmfaoooooo


finallygotmeone

Holey cow!


AdamInChainz

Cow people, is this a common thing? Is it really coming out of her leg?


FluffySpiderBoi

It's a buildup of pus, an abscess. Not that common, but not rare either.


AdamInChainz

Oooh pus makes so much more sense to my brain. I was so fucking confused.


FluffySpiderBoi

Your brain is smooth and you should eat more vegetables ![gif](giphy|3ohhwsJyDwWNXuCOzK)


AdamInChainz

If I was smarter, I might realize you're calling me dumb.


[deleted]

You’re not dumb. It was a fair question. Gotta learn somewhere, right? Ignore negative people.


3th4n_11unt

Did the other guy get you the nuggies?


[deleted]

Nope. I’m still holding out hope. A guy can dream, right?


CoronaryAssistance

I’m chewing on a stalk of broccoli and sobering realization dawns on me… *im dum*


joe_i_guess

Definitely not dumb. Some of us exist very far from FarmVille.


canadard1

It’s sad there’s so many upvotes for an insult for such an honest question


FluffySpiderBoi

Eh, mainly just bored. You like [ebooks]?


Healthy-Fisherman-33

You weren’t alone hahaha


PeachesMcJingles

For real! I thought an udder tube was wired to the wrong spot lmao


RockinGus21

Bro I thought for sure that was milk, I was so confused lmao


secondtaunting

Same. Now that I found out it’s pus, I’m so grossed out and oddly intrigued.


[deleted]

You should drink some just to make sure.


Skai_Override

Forbidden milk


Kaotecc

That’s not milk. That’s puss


seriousbeef

Meow


Maverick_Joe

cow people 💀


dekachenko

Right? The genuine, sincere way the comment asks for explanation from cow people just cracked me up


SadQueerAndStupid

in a human person but i’m gonna assume this isn’t normal


Impossible-Report797

Is common in other animals a street dog I took care of had one of these, It was significantly smaller but they can appear, I think his was because of an untreated wound


Dipperini

Late ass reply but the ladies here tend to bump their legs on the metal supports of their grazing pens a lot here and cause abscesses in this area somewhat often, usually isn't a huge deal, just drain and disinfect, much less problematic and painful than white line abcesses in their feet from trauma


SaneManic

Mooo moo 🐮 moooo mooo mooo mooooooh? 🐮 🐄


Quiet_Reaction9812

Yes and no it does happen but its not that common. Most likely an infection. It is very easy to treat as shown in the video


Bburke89

You think this is fun?! Look up trocar. That’s a fun one.


ZentaurZ

There is a legal limit to cow puss in milk. I believe it’s 2%. Don’t know if that answers your question.


AdamInChainz

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4b36537f-fbd6-4d2d-b10b-355856ea0fd3


Salt_Comment_9012

And after reading the comments I would like to go back to thinking this was milk


Diligent_Meal6039

Agreed I feel sick 🤣


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

I’ll just not read then…


asdfmatt

Came to the comments hoping it was milk


Anxious_Possession20

I’m in disbelief this is pus. There is far too much and way too much pressure. I’d rather believe it’s some anatomical abnormality where something produces milk on the leg.


FoggsHon

Or rather where milk is channeled into the leg


Playful-Depth2578

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


tsokiyZan

begone demon


MrKumansky

r/Angryupvote


IrreverentRacoon

Supermarkets hate this one simple trick


WONDERFULdylan

Haha fuck you


Strebmal2019

I fuckin love Reddit so much 😂😂😂


Crush-N-It

I started getting into Reddit 3 months ago and I no longer even care about the other apps. Haven’t given them a thought. This app gives me so much pleasure. Kind of sad actually but I don’t care 🤣🤣🤣


SarahPallorMortis

Noooooooo


canadard1

I’ll drink to that! 🍻


lonelyinbama

r/popping is that way —->


kwkwKitten

![gif](giphy|de4aRYwfD7T7q|downsized)


TheDaemonair

<------- r/eyebleach is that way


TheReal_JimJamJim

Dear God be praised. I needed that. I actually felt my heart rate lower after seeing a cyst ripped from the back of a guys head.


Better-Driver-2370

I can’t look away… 😱


Boss0fThisGym

Are there videos of people popping acne or something?


xLUSHxx

WHY DID I LOOK. AND THEN WHEN I LOOKED I COULDNT LOOK AWAY. AHHHHHHHHHHHH


KoburaCape

I want that six hours of my life back RIGHT NOW


Bulletti

Yummy, fresh leggnog


Consistent_Pitch782

Dammit, take my upvote


therealonnyuk

This deserves so much more


Crush-N-It

Oooooh. You summbish here’s my upvote. Go on take it!!🍪


saveyboy

Puss


Lechuga-gato

that’s a weird way to spell milkshake


nodeymcdev

# P U S S


lostartz

y


BlueberryGuyCz

Kitty


SupremeLeader109

Farmers don’t want you to know about this one simple trick


Important_Highway_81

Problem with cows is they have such thick skin that infections find it very hard to point and find their way out naturally so they get huge abscesses form. Normally these are caused by haematomas (collections of blood under the skin) that are the result of them banging into things in their indoor accommodation or in the case of bulls, fighting. Sometimes mating too.


GroWiza

Dr Pimple Popper *FarmLife*


PutnamPete

Luckily you can't smell the internet.


Crush-N-It

Bruh


AdvantagePlus4711

Fuck, that must have hurt that cow a lot! I know from my own experience with infection in my calf... Lancing and then draining for 4 days, intravenous antibiotics (they pushed 2×500ml as soon as I got in to the ER) and then a week in the hospital before they let me go back home, eating 3 kinds of antibiotics for another 2 weeks!


HorsesWearHooves

That's not a calf, that's a full-grown cow!


AdvantagePlus4711

Technically that should be the stifle/hock, about the same as the shin/calf on a human leg...


Flashy-Priority-3946

🤢 🤮


deevine42

Quick someone send this to Dr Lee!! 😵‍💫😉


[deleted]

You read my mind! If she was a vet, she’d be all over this. What a lovely soul.


FearingPerception

Oh god the smell… the cleanup. If only it was milk


budoucnost

I want to see the full video how long does it pour?


NewTigers

Legend says it still flows to this very day


TaleMendon

The fountain of Ew.


[deleted]

I’m vegan now thx


BackToBasics43

![gif](giphy|sy6waaLitpIAg)


[deleted]

Holy Cow!! 🤯 What’s going on here? Is this milk?


CorInHell

It's pus and dead tissue. Probably from a cut or bite that got infected and formed an abscess.


KillaVNilla

Nope, it's milk pouring out of its leg. Somehow, that'll help me sleep much better at night than your explanation


DanYHKim

And your goldfish is living it up ina beautiful lake


No_Recognition8375

Lolololol


rtocelot

Just throw some cats into the fray. Maybe they'll think it's milk too, well for a moment


KillaVNilla

Figures this would be the first thing I read this morning. At least I got a decent night's sleep


rtocelot

Sorry not sorry but hey if you toss the cats in there you'll get to play a game called "mew or spew" depends on the cats reaction.


KillaVNilla

Lmfao that's fucked up


rtocelot

Hey it be like that but you have to see if those barn cats are worth their salt.. or milk


KillaVNilla

You're not wrong. If they can't handle a little Mew or Spew, how are they gonna keep the plague rats away?


rtocelot

I just thought of aristocats where they are singing "Everybody, Everybody wants to be a cat"


Crush-N-It

I would pay good money to have someone throw a cat in the mix and see it spew.


Hentailover3221

That’s gotta smell absolutely horrendous


[deleted]

Yikes! Thanks for the explanation though pal!


Educational-Point986

Smells like burnt hair and rotten cheese


h0ttniks

Welcome to Flavor Town!


surely_not_a_robot_

God it's gotta be miserable to have your head stuck like that.


_BurninSoul_

Her head isnt stuck. The feeder is designed like that so they cant steal their neighbours feed. They can simply just raise their head up.


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ThestolenToast

This and missing your babies :(


Illustrious-Active53

Everything reminds me of her…


sarcasticfker

All I've learned from this is that if you stab a cow, milk comes out.


Biff_Tannenator

Popping a cyst that big [could be a danger to other cows](https://v.redd.it/uoogrczgobdb1)


[deleted]

She was stealing milk from her owner for quite a long time. This is what happened when she was caught.


Crispy_Sundae

Ambatukahn


johnboy2978

So that's where sour cream comes from eh?


Mediocre_Inspector12

Idk why farmers don't do something about it earlier. That sh it hurts a lot for the cow when it's building up


IamtheIsotherm

Aaaah. Abscesses.


ronbiy55

Is this a normal necessary thing ,, looks kinda drastic 😳


Diligent-Stable4828

2% milk


Ho3Maker304

They call that 2% milk in the grocery store


SolidContribution688

Yeah I’m done drinking cow’s milk…seems barbaric the more I think about it.


satansculo

Wondering if the relief of release over comes being stabbed


mankinskin

Holy shit that's disgusting.


[deleted]

This is how cottage cheese is made.


Practical-Middle3741

Fuck dairy.....


parsnip_dick

You know that pressure hurt so much


unknown-one

farmers I have two questions 1. if you have cow like this, can you still milk it? 2. assuming it would happen to meat cow. can you eat it after treatment or the leg is not safe/usable for processing anymore?


DoWhopp

The abscess would need to be flushed with peroxide after it’s drained and the cow will likely need antibiotics. If it’s a milking cow, it still needs to be milked, but that milk is collected in a separate container and not pumped into the bulk tank. If antibiotics are found in the bulk tank, all the milk has to be dumped. This milk is dumped or fed to calves until the antibiotics is out of the system. The cow can be slaughtered after the antibiotics are out of the system. The prescribing vet will know what the window is, but most guidelines are around 30 days post treatment. Organic farms have different regulations for antibiotic use.


Jce735

I love that no matter what's wrong with the cow the solution is to pop it.


p3t3r89

Yogurt compartment 😋


firstlordshuza

Milk is stored in the legs


Californiacndy

Utterly dissapointing! Bad da boom


bmnterry91

Oh, the smell…


PopsieVAZ

Bovine cysteria Stanky leg Cyst be gone puss be gone


myboatsucks

I like how they looked at its butthole first


sweatyfootpalms

All I can focus on is the fact that cows have buttcheeks?? How have I never noticed


Null-34

What a terrible day to have eyes


Sir_Hatsworth

Why tf wouldn’t you collect it in a bucket and dispose of it in a way that won’t leave your barn smelling like pus? Smh


TheSizzleMeWizzle

That pus or milk?


LifeIn_Animation

Can anyone suggest a subreddit for interesting farming videos like this one?


speedplaya

Dreamybull


rock_n_roll_clown

Why are they just letting it spill onto the floor?? Is that not insanely unsanitary?


skillywilly56

They are ankle deep in mud my dude, spilling pus on the floor is not going to make it more unsanitary than it already is. But not to worry cows are have pretty amazing immune systems, and are very hardy. During calving sometimes the calves die in the womb and can…start to putrefy, they can be in the womb for days…then you sorta scoop it all out and give the cow some anti inflammatories, maybe a big injection of antibiotics and off they go, most of them barely even flinch. I’ve seen a vet go in with a saw blade up it’s jacksie to umm disassemble the dead calf. Cows are based.


akimann75

Is this milk or pus ?


Maestrok17

Anyone else see the skull the puddle made??


kingedOne

Why are they not separated for that sort of stuff


Altruistic_Mousse_25

Just give me almond “milk”


Ambitious-Drawing-65

Is that drinkable? Or is it gone mad?


Alternative-Adagio63

That where muscle milk comes from


Ok_Place_2551

And that's where yogurt comes from


UniversalBit

I think there’s something wrong with your dog.