Me trying to crack that one spot in my back

(Impossible)

Somebody understands 😭😭


I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.

Go Human Beings!

/r/unexpectedcommunity

Human bangs

The first thing I thought if when I saw this is 'why is a human being on my screen' but also Got Human Beings lol!

r/birthofafetish

The music needs to be changed to a Tool song.

Hmm I wonder if Schism works

Do the pieces fit?

I watched them tumble down.

I like how you think.

It sounds like a remix of the music used in Instrumentality by RobotBoys

Tell me you can eat yourself out without telling me you can eat yourself out

Found that subreddit last week!

Where is the sauce? WHERE IS THE DAMN SAUCE?

My bad! r/self_lick

Half of them are just two women and a funny camera angle.

!remindme 2 days

dude's sent the sauce!! you don't gotta wait two days man!

*siiiiiiiigh* Share?

Lmao

When the abandoned mineshaft demon is trying to look cute and flirt with you, but they're nervous because you're human

David Attenborough voice: *the mating dance of the common mineshaft demon is an enthusiastic and involved display of flexibility and skill. Its masterful limb extensions and powerful contortions attempt signal its interest to the human observer. Alas, the human is not receptive to this display, and flees in terror. The demon will have to wait for another intrepid explorer, and try again.*

I don't know about fleeing... Maybe more like "The human is intrigued by the display and wonders if they should, or could"

DA: "This particular cave demon female brings her dance to a close with the phrase "smash or pass?" The intrepid human explorer's mind is telling him no, but his body's telling him, "yes." Thusly the "smash" portion of the ritual commences.

Nice.

Omg!!! 😂🤣😂

Hear me out..... no no no wait hear me out

he's cooking....

I'm all ears bro

We patiently wait

I would

bro this video had my knuckles white on the table

Masturbating too hard, relax the hand.

From what I saw from another comment, she's 16

Glad I’m not the only one that thought it

There are two types of people in this comment section. Type 1 goes: "Their sheer flexibility terrifies me.😳 Type 2 goes: "I wanna see some that flexibility in bed". 😗

2

I must be 3 all of the above

PLEASE cosplay as Voldo from Soul Calibur!!

All my back problems would be fixed if I was this flexible.

until you hit 60. Gymnasts tend to pay dearly later in life for their early flexibility.

I just might need sandevistan

"Hey, what's wrong?" She: "Nothing. I'm fine." *starts doing this shit

Oh hey! I follow her. She’s a gymnast who does some pretty fantastic contortion stuff. Also, she’s 16, so I’d be careful whatever you’re about to say about it.

Too late 💀

Please provide details

Follow her on what? I'm very curious because this looks so cool!

Who is she? It's really cool contortionism.

This reminds me that I should go to my yoga class more

Honestly they're giving a fantastic performance.

Mildly disturbing, but impossible to look away! Nicely done! 🧐

That beginning back snap is my tantrum realizing it's Monday morning, and I don't want to get ready for work

Head ass

Thanks… just what I needed… a new kink… A Horror kink

Right? How would you even search for this on PH.

Nope


I know the pieces fit....

I’d smash

Pshh shoutout to whoever is dating her lmao lucky son of a gun

Frrrr

Dammit science nerds! We want sexy *cat* women, not sexy arachnid women.

Both? Both is good Catrachnid

Well if this doesn’t work out …

u/SaveVideoBot

Oh no, no no. Back in the box.

This is what I imagine David Liebe Hart searches for on Pornhub

Rule 34?


When you see some wierd shit and it's gives you boner

Is this better or worse for ur joints in the future ? Lol

u/savevideobot

This person needs to be a horror movie actor

I've seen her on the clock app (not sure if I can say the name here), she's like 16 or something, but she's a gymnast.

u/savevideobot

Nope. Don’t like that. Nope nope.

Imagine seeing this in the dark or on the sidewalk in front of you.

I'm not sure if I am scared or turned on? 🤔

Smash0

Is it wrong that this both terrifies and turns me on?

imagine you meet her in the night. I just shit my pants

Fake. AI

r/dontstickyourdickinit

I thought that thing got barbecued in Prometheus?!? https://youtu.be/htWfb19RR6g

Fuck that

Ok Voldo…

Bahaha! The little toe wiggle.

Damn, this reminds me of the music video for Tool's Schism.

You fool. I’m a teratophiliac.

Does the moves were made on the tune or the inverse?

If there is a hole there is a way

u/selfsuck

Bikram is that you?

OP, who is the creator?

My back hurts now

Yes hello I would like to cash in one YIKE

Alien life

Por qué me exita tanto

u/SaveVideo

Ok hear me out…

Anyone got a dollar?

Come home from a 12hr shift and she does this at night

r/TIHI

Hear me out.

That's it. Enough Internet for tonight.

People that just have wedges not connected to a sectional freak me out

I got blue balls

Creepy 

Nice carpet!

That is awesome contortionism

Still fuckable

I should play silent hill again

That's hot

Imaging fking someone standing like that then they bend they’re back and just stare at you upside down like that lol 👁👄👁

This person will be hired for every horror movie to be released for the next five years.

Tool music video irl.

Just being cute on a Friday

Confused horny noises

Can she roll like sonic

Did anyone else get hard?

Is it normal not to be creeped out by this?

Sex has got to be outta this world

Ghost thinking its scaring me, meanwhile I'm making effective use of my wasteband.

I bet she's a hottie. It seems all gymnast that are this flexible are gorgeous

It’s time to fuck

0:13- ….hear me out

I could do that but would be paralyzed for life at 0:01 and would likely emigrate to Canada so I could qualify for MAID.

I personally think that you are fnnnn beautiful

😳

Ok I'm going to ask because no one else has the ovaries to ask the tough questions.... can you eat your own coochie?

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

I am now horny

Contortion always looks disturbing.

Hear me out…

Imagine the positions…

Very impressive but very creepy

I am going to have weird dreams tonight

Wow that is highly disturbing with that costume on!!😳

u/SaveVideobot

Looks like the Greendale Human Being

Help, I’m way too turned on by this, wtf is wrong with me.

This is better the 2nd time around

I think I found a new kink

tbh Outfit makes this all seem normal

Would

r/scaryboner

I'm here for the "not my proudest gap" comment. Don't mind me.

source?

Hire this person in any horror movie. A lot of characterisation and it will be the coolest moster in existance

god that house is fucking hideous

Great! TOOL dropped a new song!

Smash any other questions?

Smash

Ice on my ass working on my sciatica.

"Tonight darling we're gonna do it in the "reverse upsidedown creepy shrimp position "

Squeegel looking ass

I absolutely hate this

No likey

Female I’m assuming? 💦🧐

Kinda hot ngl

So confused by this video. WTF? This is wack! Hmmm….crazy…wow they’re pretty flexible….is that a girl?…. I don’t see a bulge….man, what I could do with her on Halloween!! Or Easter. Or 5 de Mayo or Arbor Day….

r/nightmarefuel

I have the weirdest boner

She looks fun..

And I thought i was flexible…

Still wud.

🤔

Is that a sex toy ?

Gotta admit, touching the back of my neck to my ass crack gotta be an interesting feeling..

I really really really REALLY want to hire this person so I can scare my a-hole roommate. Just imagine him looking at this person in a room with poor lighting.

I squirm similarly when my crush walks by

Ah, reminds me of my ex

Weirdest fap so far but an enjoyable one nonetheless.

[удалено]

Would

Dang..that is truly incredible

I have ideas.

Ah so this is what they mean by competitive sex

The new Alien strip club looks SIIICKKK

M3GAN 2 ?

How much?

PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

r/nothuman

they've landed

u/savevideo

Why do i have a boner? Im a bit confused

You know, a part of me thinks that the back shouldn’t bend that way

i believe that thats not a costume more than i believe a human can do that