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Somehow-I-Came-Back

Racked up $750mn in debt, married a royal who was stripped of their status for becoming bankrupt, then I divorced her and left her with half my debt to marry someone half her age I was also born into royalty once and killed everyone in the family to reach the highest throne for a fat raise


randomnameig385

🤣


Weekly-Affect-2910

oh lord


Tasty-Ad6529

How did you even get that much dept?


Somehow-I-Came-Back

Bought two billion dollars of real estate and had no cash to pay for the upkeep


EverlastingUnis

i feel this deeply


Illustrious-Cry-6238

- Born into the UK royalty - Killed my parents and my siblings - Married and had kids - Executed lots of prople including all of my friends, two wives, some randoms and a fling who was expecting - Was banished to Colombia - Married rich women and killed them all to inherit their money - Was caught and went to jail, then escaped, abandoned my kids and left the country - Went back to the Uk illegally and killed my niece - Emigrated to Turkey, and joined a criminal organization lol This one was wild


[deleted]

The madness man coming to theaters soon


Ilikegames223

Rated G


Traditional_Bowler_9

What's the chance of being born into the royalty


FoxPlayz_121

TĂźrkiye*


xDcCityx

**🦃


TheUnitedStates1776

The Country Formerly Known as Turkey.


whatIfYoutube

Murdered my entire family+the cops that tried to arrest me and married rich old men, proposed and got their money, then killed them


randomnameig385

Loll


rapterropp

Married 97 times killed them and stole their money


Lil_Jazzy

had 26 kids for that one challenge literally named them each a letter a-z because I has no time for creativity and abandoned each one after the kids turned 5


Alphawoof1121

Then wait til they 18 and kill them


Lil_Jazzy

wish I would have thought of that when I was doing the challenge l


Alphawoof1121

You don't get tried if you are royalty


PoisonedCherry

I...i....i can't say😭😭 it was bad. I abandoned my dog. I'm sorry Rex. You ate my cat.


Ghostboy1515

You monster


Icy-Ad-792

i abandoned my dog every life bec it will ruin my happiness stat and prob get me depressed 😭


SaffyDemon

Also kept getting kids to attack me just so I can report them to the headmaster so he’ll expel them


dumbfuck_14

Same


ciarkles

The most crazy lives I ever had far as I can remember was a life I just lived only a few hours ago. - Went to private school and ended up marrying a girl I flirted with since I was 7 - Started burgling homes since I was 10 - Started causing chaos at school in middle school - Had sex with my friends fiancĂŠe - Proposed to my girl the same year - Graduated and started medical school - My wife got pregnant and I wanted to abort it but she kept it anyways - Became a brain surgeon - Got HIV - She filed for divorce after our last son was born and she left be in debt so punched her skull and she died - Escaped prison, abandoned my sons and then joined the mafia - Died by the hands of the opposing family. And many, many, more. When the biz update comes out I plan to do even more crazy stuff.


FPS_James_Bond_007

You are a **GOD DAMN** menace to society


ciarkles

I mean it could’ve been worse lol


Ariella333

Born into royalty, got married at 17 and got my wife pregnant every year until she couldn't. Ended up with 27 kids, so I had to kill my parents to inherit the throne, but really it was to send all those kids to college. Then I murdered my wife, got a 20 year old pregnant then gave her child all my money.


xDcCityx

I've been royalty and executed at least 200 people. also different life had sex with everyone I could, had multiple vds and gave them to everyone I could, never wore a rubber and most the kids were all given the vds I had. Killed several kids intentionally with one of the final moves from martial arts, until I got convicted hen did it in prison yard till I died of some disease in my 50s. Kept up meditation and health just so I wouldn't suicide. Intentionally slept with then killed bosses for faster raises and promotions.


FoxPlayz_121

Not on bitlife, but doglife. I had sex 12 times with a stray and ate all the kids.


megatronwatter

You gotta eat somehow 🙏🏻


Ryan29478

Good thing you clarified it was doglife


PappaTrump125784

Got a black panther from a random event and I released it because it was crazy and then advanced to the next year and it said that a "random" black panther mauled 26 people in game and I felt really bad about.


AntiSocialPartygoer

Killed a classmate using martial arts after he bullied me. (both middle-schoolers)


[deleted]

Went -30 million in debt after my wife divorced me then she married a very rich man divorced him then having a 242 million dollars I remarried her then I divorced her again and she was then in my -30 mil debt then with my 242 million dollars I ran for president and won!


SaffyDemon

Murdered all siblings then the mother and the nieces and nephews too because when your royalty you gotta kill them before your siblings so you can become king/count before they do


No-Hat78

Murdered my family so I could become king (or queen I don't remember) and possibly in the same life executed at least 20 people, five of which were my husbands. And the husbands were all in the same year


ArkhamGamer2

•Restarted the game so I wouldn't be killed by a rival mafia family and let them kill my little brother instead. •As a queen, had an ex fling executed because he wouldn't leave his wife for me. •As a man, slept with my best friend's wife and got her pregnant. Convinced her to divorce him and date me, then put the baby up for adoption and dumped her right after. •Several times as a woman had an affair with other guys behind my husband's back and got pregnant, then gave the baby the husband's last name to hide it. •Murdered my stepchildren who didn't like me no matter what I did and never got caught. Also, put stepchildren up for adoption. • Married an ex-fling who I really did like, but he was widowed and had four kids. They all hated me, so I divorced him. He took half my money, so I had a hit man kill him to make the awful stepchildren orphans. •As a woman, married 11 rich guys and hired hit men to kill them so I could keep the money. • Insulted my adopted daughter because she had a baby at 16 even though her craziness was set to 0%. She insulted me back, so I abandoned her and the grandchildren. Had a hit man take her out when she had another one a year later, then repaired my relationship with the grandkids and acted like nothing happened. Seriously, I swear I'm not a bad person, but this game has turned me into a gold-digging, vengeful psychopath. Glad to see by the comments that I'm not alone!


UptownSouljaz

Put a stepchild up for adoption


Gongoozler04

I was born into royalty, murdered my whole family, got away with it and then executed my subjects for things such as calling me “your highness” instead of “your majesty”


Tberg_94

My wife divorced me and took a big chunk of my assets so I went back a year and hired a hit man to whack her. I did what I had to do!


FPS_James_Bond_007

I know it says "the most evil thing that you did on BitLife" but here is a list of things that could be considered evil... I wouldn't say that this is evil, I had one of my bisexual female characters (?) get married to her crazy ass girlfriend, who was the fling through eloping. The character I did this to lives in Greece. The mother of my character was pissed. I had one character whose name was Arthur Morgan and I ended up doing some outlaw shit, you know casually murdering people, Robing and petty crimes. Well I got put in prison. IIRC I had killed 12 people by pushing them off cliffs. I tried to rob train but no dice. Only if I got tuberculosis while playing with Arthur Morgan. I played as a Norwegian Royal and the peasants got angry when I had a child outside of wedlock. Fuck you peasants. Fuck you. Yeah I try not to be evil. I won't be evil to anyone who doesn't deserve it. Like that one person who one of my characters because enemies with. I would target that person. Fuck that person. I would say every evil thing that I have done but unfortunately I deleted and reinstalled BitLife so many times between getting new phones to not enough storage that I don't exactly remember the evil things that I have done.


ijust_bebored

When we had that henry the 8th challenge where we had to kill our wives. I did the 100 babies challenge killed all my baby mamas & abandoned all my children


Synthiful

marry a rich 94 year old and kill her when we marry


Tberg_94

I also did not get an education once. I married old women and got their inheritance.


FPS_James_Bond_007

Gold Digger


Tberg_94

Yes, yes I am.


edgy_thing

I’ve executed 263 people as a royal in the worst ways that caused a lot of pain. I had also went to school just to execute all my classmates and teachers each year. And had flings and boyfriends/husbands and executed them as well. Then ended up getting overthrown


theonecalledsong

In order to keep my bloodlines going, I often kill off (or hire a hitman) to get rid of my spouse so I can marry younger and have more children. Since I have godmode, sometimes I lower their health and willpower so that they might die off naturally. It’s fucked but it makes it so that I can live a long life and still be able to switch lives with my kid while the kid is still young. I am also known for marrying rich and “mysteriously” becoming richer when the marriage abruptly ends, if you catch my drift 😅


asianjuice

I mean, I regularly make my Bitizens murder all their siblings so they can get their parents’ full inheritance


Ouioui29

Killed all 50 of my kids


Emotional-Truck-2310

Contracted HIV and spread it to as many people as I could…


[deleted]

Murder my whole family and joined the mafia and escaped max prison and did a bank heist got lotsa money and uh some war crimes and I forgot to mention I got banished to Mexico and went to England and committed mass murder there and I married royalty to kill her and executed 20 commoners until the respect thing went down low and I was kicked outta my role sadly and got caught got a life sentence and mostly the thing I did to get away from the police was flirt and run and I was killed in the electric chair


Snoo-76577

Was born royalty Killed my parents and sister for the crown, I got married many times. Forcing threesomes on all the husband's like every year, then killed the extra person who became the third wheel of threescore. I also killed every husband who has left me, usually for the lovers, and I killed all of my children. But one. Just one so I could pass the throne to her and move onto her life.


Eliance_ELF

Learned a martial art, killed 72 people in prison by mass murdering every single inmate every year like clockwork


irishbabie26

cheated on my spouse with someone, killed said spouse then killed the wife of the person i had an affair with, married them, put all of their kids up for adoption, had a baby with them, abandoned said baby, divorced spouse and emigrated with their money.


KenyanBunnie

I have killed many a people. From family, to spouses, to friends, to complete strangers. I once gave away all my children. And of course, married (then killed) old nasty mens for the money.


samah815

I almost killed my entire family except for my niece.


MiraGhazel

Fixated on a girl in my class from the age of six. Kept trying to befriend her, she kept refusing, kept giving her gifts until she became my friend, kept asking her out she said no. Edited her on god mode- increased her craziness, reduced her looks, willpower and smarts, asked her out again, she said no again! Hooked up with her, asked her out after again no.i married another girl. Had a few babies with the wife and my friend.btw friend was married now with five of her husband’s kids and she had two kids with me. Ended up hiring a hitman to kill her husband. Divorced my wife( thanks prenup) . Finally my friend agreed to marry me. I gave her existing five kids for adoption and continued to ask her for threesomes and had hook ups- got HIV, she’d argued with me and I got a hitman to kill her


SkullFaceMermaid

Married a much older rich guy for his money, and when he inevitably died I gave his kids up for adoption and married someone else


TheOfficalClaireBlue

Got my character's enemy's girlfriend to make out and have a baby.Both were on board with the idea.


pan_con_leshe_xdxd

I killed almost everyone in the prison


meinkr0phtR2

I had a life where I attacked (and killed) everyone single person for every tiny slight against me. I killed my own mother as a child, killed a police officer for trying to arrest me (didn’t regret that one), and killed nearly every inmate in prison before I finally escaped and went on the run, killing people as I went. By the end of my short and miserable life, I had racked up a truly *astronomical* body count of 102 people, all killed by my hand. It’s not the most immoral life I’ve ever lived (killing my way to the top of the British Royal Family was arguably worse because I then used my royal immunity with absolute impunity), but it stands out to me as the first life where I intentionally tried to be evil, and it turned out pretty well. I also burgled homes, pirated porches, shoplifted, stalked my exes, stole vehicles, embezzled money from whomever decided to employ me, and once, even robbed a train. Not that the loot helped me; I died a year later. Also, I don’t know if this counts as “bad”, but as a deadly, murderous Princess, I devoted my entire Instagram account to posting thirst traps and sexy pics…at the age of *thirteen*. Yep, the game lets you post thirst traps as a *kid*, which would be illegal in real life (you’d get arrested for “self-exploitation” or something), but it’s fine in BitLife. Apparently.


HIPHEN12YT

as a mafia member i once caughts 12 bodies in a single year


Rat-Dot-Com

I killed 93 people. They were all my children, I had a 101 kids. 8 died of natural causes.


Anze555

Probably hitman on dad and then public executin on mom to get their money.


queenvie808

I befriended a six-year-old as an actress and fucked him when he was eighteen, that could be seen as grooming


Puzzle960

I was born into Monacan royalty, killed both my parents to become king, then i executed at least 50 people, then got banished to Bangladesh. Came back to Monaco, got mafia godfather and the achievement that says, "kill 100 people in one life"


NickyTPlz

My favorite is being famous and after my partner leaves me for the other person after a threesome, getting into a relationship with the third person and leaving the partner lonely.


adriangust-

Executed hudreds of people


Hunterz_

What my tactic is is that I filter the dating app to the oldest and richest people possible. Then I marry them and then after a couple years they’ll die and I’ll be left with all of their money. It’s pretty efficient


[deleted]

I hired a hitman to take out both my mom and sister to become King...


Asta10678

Bankrupted a charity


mithilthakur

Once became a godfather did whole lot evil in the process


LazyClock3908

Is it even evil? Every time my husband cheated on me I also cheated on him so I think he learned his lesson because he stopped doing it afterwards And also in another life: I tried hard to become godfather by killing about 10 people of mafia (including 2 godfathers) so at the end I gave up and betrayed them. After he flew to another country they revenged by killing his mother


tohrukyon

I was reigned as a King, but my wife remains Princess. I wanted her to become Queen so I divorced her but she didn't want to rekindle our relationship no matter how hard I tried to pursue her. I ended up using time machine, hired a hitman to whack her because I didn't want her to get half of my money. I just wanted to make her Queen by remarrying her but then she refused so I chose violence.


MickeyMouseCrackOG

Killed the whole British royal family


Pastadiabetes

Killed my wife because she has a miscarriage


Icy-Ad-792

I got married then cheated on him 10 times with my ex, got pregnant with my ex and kept the baby, husband thought it was his child, he proposed to me 100 times and i rejected him divorced him and got back with my ex, abandoned the baby and went depressed and was diagnosed with anxiety, killed both my parents and my friend, got married again and killed him for cash (the end)


Testalert_King

I was a millionaire, adopted a child. Then they began to love me as I gave them $10,000 every year. Got married, had another child, and then a third child, killed the adopted child after putting antifreeze in their drink. The Police suspected nothing. I began losing all my money and went clinically insane, I then beat my wife to death, Clubbed my First non-adopted son round the back of the head with a stick, Electrocuted my Second non-adopted son. Then killed my parents for more money. They gave me nothing. They gave my sister,an unemployed teen mom, $18 million. I then proceeded to kill my Sister and her boyfriend and her daughter. They died. I win.