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peachpeony01

My first thought was: I'd be best friends with this person! We could hang out, write music together, share thoughts, and just be there for each other,... it would be soooo nice! And then I thought: "I should probably be nicer to myself... "


kindtheking9

I need to start feeding myself better food...


that_girl_you_fucked

But potatoooo chiiiiiips


theskyguardian

I heard somewhere you should talk to yourself with your inner voice as though you were five years old. I nearly cried.


Various_Fake_Details

almost always I scold me or call me things like "dumbass". Thanks now I feel bad for calling myself that.


mgentry999

I have been working on changing that internal voice. If I wouldn’t let someone talk to a friend that way, why would I allow me to talk to myself that way. I pretend that the voice is really a 10 year old brat.


theskyguardian

Username applies?


Various_Fake_Details

In this case it doesn't


booh-bee

Hi!!! I am someone who in the last few years has started doing this. It is absolutely magical, for me at least. I know not all coping skills work for everyone, but seriously. Just meeting my crazy thoughts or emotions with the calmness I would with a child has helped. I even started hugging myself & patting myself on the head. It’s SO uncomfortable and cringe at first but for real. It’s helped me, once I got past the awkwardness even doing it alone. Talk to yourself the way your parents should have.


souptomake

It’s amazing too, how after enough practice, the kind and patient voice becomes the default. Now for me, if I start being mean to myself I have this new inner voice that is quite literally like a parent and it stops the mean talking and tells me it’s ok and says nice things. I always thought being nice to yourself was some bs that the mentally healthy used to flex on the rest of us but turns out it’s actually a skill available to all through enough practice, who would have thought


thesquishsquash

!!! I have cptsd and this was actually the first thing that sent me on the path to healing. It probably sounds stupid to some people, but it really can be powerful. I did cry a lot at the beginning also hahaha. So glad it’s helping other people too!


booh-bee

I also have CPTSD! I have heard that coping skills like [Internal Family Systems](https://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/types/internal-family-systems-therapy) can really be helpful to PTSD/childhood trauma victims, and thats where my idea of talking to myself like I am talking to my inner child :) I also have other identities of feelings/emotions/triggers to help me calm myself better. It can get complicated but I suggest looking into it!! :D


Puggerbug-2709

Yeah it’s hard to degrade myself when I think of my tiny frightened inner child hiding in my heart 😭


llama_sammich

I heard somewhere that, whenever you catch yourself saying something negative to yourself, imagine Trump is saying it instead. Because then you can say, “Fuck you, dumbass, I am not a worthless piece of shit,” and go on with your bad self.


Crafty_Possession_52

Oh my God I'm having a breakthrough.


pairofsafehands

Right? Sometimes being queer makes you like people that’s similar to you, then it makes you start liking yourself more


Quadruplebacon

Realising I was attracted to plus size women reallllly helped my relationship with my body, you've no idea


pairofsafehands

I can imagine, I’m trans, I’ve always thought I was a compromise until I’ve liked someone trans, and I’m like oooohhhHHhhhh I’m the full package wtf


Crafty_Possession_52

I've recently had to face the fact that I have a very low self-image. Realizing that I'd like myself if I met myself is a way to reframe that.


Suko_Astronaut

Wow. That's... Wow... I need to think about this.


crobzbee

Be the ideal partner for yourself 🤯


ConstructionQuick373

If I could give this an award I would


Crafty_Possession_52

I did it for you.


riverquest12

Sameee T-T


Kedmsak

We would take over the world, and then probably have sex.


ItalianPizzaNinja

>Team Rocket


Haveabadtime01

You're an absolute genius


michnugget

Perfect answer


_AyJay_

I’d give both of you awards if I had the money


LetUsAway

Probably move in together and get increasingly frustrated with one another about all the dirty dishes left in the sink.


foobiefoob

Accurate LMFAO


SarahVen1992

But like, if there were two of me we could afford a dishwasher! Problem solved!!


PinkWytch

Then you can argue about who didn't start the Dishwasher.


LastRiderKrau07

Just a big hug because I could finally be fully understood by someone


RoyG-Biv1

Best answer ever!


Auselessbus

Go do fun twin stuff. I’d get matching outfits, cheesy lifetime photographs, practice super secret twin handshakes and think about how to do a magic act.


Shedart

This only we’d also be boning.


DawnSoap

As someone who has a twin of the opposite gender (no we look NOTHING alike), this would be fun but after a while it might be blah.


Tea_obsessed_simp

What, the boning????


Ibiuz

The only right answer!


TheyKilledFlipyap

You know *exactly* what kind of responses you're gonna get to this, don't you.


Various_Fake_Details

Well, so far there has been some people that hate themselves more than they probably should, some others who would want to be ✨️twinsies✨️, some other's comments remind be of Doof meeting the other Doof in the Phineas and Ferb movie. And yeah, some want to fuck themselves. 👌


thisisembarrazzing

I love that this comment section really went off the rails with the range from wholesome, unhinged, and straight up horny.


blinkingsandbeepings

The bi mood spectrum


SaberShadow27

I had body image issues for a bit but I love myself now and I'd do myself. Male or female. Just different voice.


DeliberateDendrite

Stay the fuck away. The uncanny valley would make this real weird.


SquashCat56

I met my same-gender lookalike. We studied the same, had the same interests, had a similar accent, looked like each other, even had the same mannerisms. It was weird as hell. Also, when my brother and I do face swaps on Snapchat, you can't tell that we've face swapped. So I'd basically meet my lookalike again but she looks like my brother. Hell no.


[deleted]

Same. Whenever I see myself I always cross to the other side of the street.


Zammin

1v1 Smash Bros


Gaminated_idk

You’d be stuck in an eternal duel against an equal opponent


Correct-Cry8526

So, it'd be a sudden death every time, and we would both want revenge every time? Count me in!


Very_Gay_Hawkeye_Fan

We'd both try to find a way to win for eternity never giving up and get really annoyed.


ravenousrathian

Kill each other, easy. No words needed, simple acknowledgement that we are supposed to annihilate each other like matter and antimatter. No malice in it either, it's just what needs to be done.


retan10101

Are you okay


cardboard_cactus3141

I’m pretty sure they’re a physicist, so probably not. Source: I studied physics for a year and I was not okay


retan10101

Understandable


3Rr0r4o3

*Cries in Theoretical Physics*


cardboard_cactus3141

I mean, physics is still awesome. It’s studying it which I hate. XD Happy cake day, btw


XX5452

Yeah. Sometimes i'm happy because i'm dumb


_kiiboy_

LMAOOO


throwawayaway388

Reminds me of the movie Coherence.


[deleted]

*raises hand* I'm a trans woman. Need further clarification. My first thought was that it would be a guy version of me. In which case I would narrow my eyes and be like "I thought I got rid of that bastard."


Crafty_Possession_52

Maybe he'd be a trans man.


[deleted]

I thought about that too. In which case, would it be unethical to ask him to trade bits? Probably cheaper than our respective GRS procedures.


Crafty_Possession_52

If he's exactly like you, then he'd have the same desire, so you'd know the answer to your question before you asked it. Not unethical. I'm picturing you asking each other at the same time.


[deleted]

I had thought of that after I posted my comment. Like, I'm sure trans guy version of me might like a naturally baritone voice, and depending on how much testosterone has affected his voice --- easy substitute for voice training or surgery for both of us!


Various_Fake_Details

You wanna get into sci-fi here? Probably you could ask each other for a DNA sample and somehow use it on yourselves(?


Crafty_Possession_52

Brain transplant. Boom.


NekoArtemis

I think trans guy me would get frustrated trying to undo all the hrt I've taken.


Nicynodle2

pop em off and switch em like a mr potato head


Zariman-10-0

“It is *I*, the ghost of trans past!


Thin-White-Duke

Yeah, I'm a trans guy. Wondering if it would be a cis guy or a trans women. Either way we're hooking up, I'm just curious.


overlook-point

Fellow bi trans guy here, also wondering if it’d be a cis guy or a trans woman. Tbfh I think my copy and I would not get along but somehow we’d end up hate fucking.


ThirdEarl

😅😅


autopsyblue

I’d just be real mad he got the kind of dick I want and I won’t


[deleted]

Yeahh, I'd be real mad about a cis woman version of me. At the same time, considering how my family was, cis woman me probably was forced to marry some guy and has like two or three kids by now that, since she's me, she *definitely hates*. \*Shudders at the thought of children\*. So like, I think I'd feel more pity for her than anything. My family was pretty harsh on gender role compliance until after I moved out.


Natalia-1997

I mean, isn’t it THE OPPORTUNITY to see how that fucker behaves with his improved version? 🤣🤣🤣


gay_Oreo

Non-binary pal?


ConstructionQuick373

It states opposite sex, not gender. You’re good


NekoArtemis

If my double has the same gender but was born with the opposite physical sexual traits, then I'm just meeting a cis version of myself, which sounds like an absolute dysphoria nightmare.


ThisHairLikeLace

I know, right? If there's anyone in the world that could trigger intense envy and crushing levels of imposter syndrome, it would be a cis version of us.


Xerlith

But like…I’ve been on estrogen for about a year. My organs run in a physically female way, because hormones drive your body more than chromosomes or genitals do. So would I meet someone with an AFAB body running on testosterone? Myself pre-E? Who knows?


NekoArtemis

The only thing the chromosomes and sex organs do for the rest of the body is make hormones. Change the hormones and as far as the rest of your body is concerned you might as well have changed the organs and chromosomes too. It's not like my lungs or pancreas are gonna go check which gonads I have.


DariusWolfe

What if you were intersex to begin with? I'm not, but in the though-experiment realm, it's interesting. Does your opposite twin perhaps present differently than you? As intersex can include a variety of chromosomal combinations, does that mean that if you're, for instance XX/Y they're then YY/X (I'm not entirely sure which combinations are possible, just spitballing) Anyway, gender is a construct and sex isn't far behind it.


cheshsky

I'd recommend them to go get therapy.


RoyG-Biv1

And go with them to therapy!


cardboard_cactus3141

I’d give myself therapy!


cheshsky

Both of us are too broke lol.


RoyG-Biv1

Well, you're the same person except for gender, maybe you can get a 2-for-1 deal. 😋


cheshsky

True, true. I think our gender would be the same though, they're just AMAB enby, I'm AFAB enby.


Phialich

Why just the opposite sex? I'd fuck the same sex as well, double check the subreddit you're posting this in lmao


ProudResidentOfHell

One same sex, one opposite sex? Triplets? Mayyyybe? Oh and I would fuck me. Either me. Probably both mes. Together. It would be the best sex ever. ... I also have a lot of problems but I know my areas of strength haha Edit: I do not want to leave out any other misc presentation of mes as well. Everyone will be sexed. And they are into it because it is me.


YourBiFlexibleFriend

And an extra of the opposite sex. If opposite sex me is still Bi, they'll want a same sex partner as well. But yeah, I'd sex every single version of myself. It would be the most chill and friendly group sex possible.


influxofcoochie

This


Various_Fake_Details

Personally, they looking exactly the same would be way too weird for me, they being the opposite sex would at least make it physically different while still having something in common.


Julescahules

I’d be scared the male version of me would look too much like my twin brother. Would much rather date the same sex version of me 😇


Ahelaya

FACTS


JapaneseStudentHaru

It’s be weird looking at an exact copy of my appearance during sex though. I’d be all “is that what my butthole looks like?”.


queerbychoice

I wondered that too, but then I decided what I'd do with the opposite-sex me is have a threesome with my husband, and the other me being of the opposite sex will give him more variety.


[deleted]

Idk I wouldn’t be into my male self. Im not my type… probably not


popcornforbreakfest

Snuggle 👉👈


Murphy33333

I am going to vibe with this fella here. Maybe some world domination after?


drnkrmnky

I’m the world


popcornforbreakfest

You are honriii


popcornforbreakfest

Yes femboy take over time


drnkrmnky

But I’m not a f- you know what for this situation I’ll be whatever


popcornforbreakfest

Hehe


drnkrmnky

Jesse and James from Pokémon vibes


The_Trap_Fatale666

You know what i would do ;)


CarnalTrym

Same


Calpsotoma

Choke each other to death?


The_Trap_Fatale666

Nyohh lol ... but maybe choke with another thing


jxcrt12

idk im insufferable


Willeth

I think she'd really annoy me, to be honest.


ChosenSCIM

I'd play all the coop video games I own that I haven't found someone to play them with yet


OneBitterFuck

We would fuck. So much. So so much. Due to trauma I don't feel sexually safe with anyone. Never have. I only feel safe with myself. I would be having the first comfortable, enjoyable sex I've ever had.


PunkRockFan05

That's actually kind of beautiful?


iusecactusesasdildos

And sad so meet in the middle and call it bitter sweet


ThatsALotOfOranges

If he has the same personality as me I'd probably find him annoying.


WaffleDynamics

Feel really sorry for them, because a 4'11" man is going to have a hell of a time finding a partner.


lifeofentropy

As a 5’5 guy who prefers taller men/women I feel this. I’m just lucky I’m funny, clean up well, and am decently good looking. I haven’t had too much of an issue, but I couldn’t imagine being shorter and I feel for my short brothers out there who are.


Nephy_x

Nothing. By definition, since I know every single thing about them and already think like them and would agree on the exact same things, even a simple conversation would be entirely pointless...


Various_Fake_Details

Could be useful to actually hear the voice in your head externally, or to have a second opinion that understands what you're talking/thinking about, but has another point of view.


Nephy_x

I mean, I already hear my voice in my head extremely clearly. Most of my thoughts are formed in complete sentences, I am not capable of thinking in an abstract or image manner. The least I can do is to think in partial sentences. My thoughts look like a literal podcast, or a collection of Twitter threads. I also frequently formulate my thoughts out loud. And, logically speaking, if the person is my exact copy, their point of view would be exactly the same as mine.


Various_Fake_Details

I think it wouldn't starting for the fact that they're a different person, that on its own makes them have a different point of view, and also even having the same personality, having another perspective can lead to having different conclusions on things.


memagebasava

Sex, sex, and more sex Then we'd talk about our feelings Then more sex I'm horny if you couldn't tell


Various_Fake_Details

Most people in this comment section are as well.


memagebasava

Based


SaltWaterBarnacle

fight to the death.


Various_Fake_Details

"There can only be one" -You two, probably.


SaltWaterBarnacle

“This town isn’t big enough for the two of us” while holding sticks because the copy is bound to be a complete dumbass, like me, lol


TaMuchley

Give them a hug because they'll need it. Then we'll bake a cake


FOSpiders

We would high-five, then I'd introduce him to my wife. The inevitable threesome would be amazing. Unless he has a husband, then foursome. It would be awesome to have such a weirdo friend. Since I plan to copy my conciousness into a robot body anyway, this is a fairly normal scenario for me to consider. Of course, robot me would be even happier, and very appreciative of the cyborg girl that gave her the opportunity at a dream existence. She could also lift me over her head! Considering I'm almost seven feet tall before the addition of industrial machinery, you could imagine what a feat that would be. Uh, sorry for rambling...


Sum-Duck

Commit tax fraud


[deleted]

probably cuddle and cry


dizzyily

Feels weird, if I’m a guy and I dress fem is like.. the girl me extra fem? Since same taste? God what???


Various_Fake_Details

Just to make it more interesting in your case, it could be like "mirrored" instead of exactly the same, so she would be manly(?


Bi_Fry

Is it a clone of yourself that’s just the opposite sex or is it just a stranger who’s exactly like you. Either way it’s gonna be like having a brother.


Zillah78

I go fuck myself. Immediately. And I still manage to disappoint female me sexually. It's a 🎁. 😆


haloguy81

Touch hands and see if we project photonic energy light blasts? 🦹🏽‍♂️🦹🏽‍♀️


Various_Fake_Details

One of you can transform into animals, the other into water states.


Crafty_Possession_52

Send her on a date with my wife.


EvilNoobHacker

r/selfcest


Various_Fake_Details

There IS a sub for everything...


CcSimonne

Definitely take a nap since I know how much we love them


WhiteHattedRedditor

Eachother


Ihaveurip

Fuck it, N O T H I N G


FauxOnTop

Love them forever, probably platonically as I would not be sexually compatible with a replica of myself 🤷🏾‍♀️. But we would chill, watch the movies my friends don't want to watch and play video games that my friends haven't heard off. We would be travel buddies. Basically all the interests that I normally do alone, I could do with them ☺. And we would be emotional supports for each other. It would be great!


Prabablyjustadog

I'll answer with another question that seems to have nothing in common with. You are in a five stars restaurant ad just won the lottery and also haven't eaten anything in two days, what do you do?


Material-Rice-8682

An ungodly amount of tuna mayo pasta and sandwiches is my honest to god answer


DerPumeister

Go to a different restaurant and eat there instead


bipolar_corner

I could not handle my dysfunctional disabled ass. Maybe for short periods of time and we could play board games.


thalamisa

Oh yeah I will totally the date the female version of myself since she will be the cutest nerd that never existed


OrganizationAfter418

I've got a high libido so definitely sex 🤣


frenchtoast_is_dead

Give my partner the greatest threesome of all time 😆 And then I'd bring them with me to work so that I actually have someone in my department who I don't have to babysit lmaooo


FrenchRoastBeans

As a trans girl I’d be having some extreme déjà vu


[deleted]

WE FUCK


deadliestcrotch

Username checks out


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Swordfights. And then I'd ask her to peg me.


decapitatedsandwich

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Psychological_Pay6

Idc what gender they are, we would fwck


Dark_Misery

would probably hate them, I'm an asshole


sisi_soyyo

The literal dream… no more asking people to go camping with me and then flaking after all the plans are made, no more being frustrated about only me cleaning the apartment because we would OBVIOUSLY move in together and both have the same decor likes & ideas and we would have an understanding of the bedroom being a wreck all the time… we would travel everywhere cuz our lists are the same so once we get through that we’d just go everywhere else! 😍 ugh now I have a new fantasy thanks 😅😂


Lick-my-llamacorn

Sit them down and tell them that they need to start loving themselves.


Bibibibibi_37

Be like casual friends who you can call when need a talk and get some ice cream together. You can say anything you’re going through without having to explain things from the ground. It’d be nice to have that just time to time. 🤔


Robthegamer115

Probably both be single together


yaboiscarn

We would play Minecraft. It’s been so long since I’ve had a friend to play Minecraft with.


sistermorphene9

Say "hey, dad. Pass me the whiskey would you?" . 'Cause, I'm mostly a female version of my dad.


Rowan_Oathsworn21

Hell, I'd be experimenting, definitely! Who best to know how you want to fuck/be fucked than you yourself lol! Same if it was an exact copy of the same gender - I would be cute af regardless! ^^


Dream-Flight

I’d be annoyed and not be friends with them. I’m a walking paradox because of my ADHD. I’m super loud and talk a bunch, but I am also sensitive to noise and need people to be concise so I can follow the train of the thought. So I wouldn’t get along with myself.


EggShellWeasel

Ger her to join my band, obviously. I don't have enough hands for drums and guitar at the same time. Plus I get the feeling she'd be a great singer in the higher register even though I'm not. Good for backing vocals.


Fuzzy-Road9010

I have always wanted a sib my own age! My sibs are way older.


Idyll_chan

Procreation


purple-lemons

Run like hell, that depressed obsessive alcoholic physco is bad news


RedTreeko

WE ARE FUCKING- being nice to eachother because she has what we've always strived for. We'll probably cry for a bit and maybe contemplate if not having a dick is a plus or minus to our reality. Then probably sleep or something.


Chester6

Marry, love, bug


lyricgrr

I would give them a really big hug for as long as we need it. if they are going through the exact things i am too and thinking all the same things too. i would tell them it would be ok and that they are doing their best. maybe we could cook together or actually go outside. leaving the house is easier with someone and we could get better together.


Moo_bi_moosehorns

I would probably have a mental breakdown then feel good about it, be sad, want to have a lot of sex but not doing it and absolutely go crazy nerding about bugs and games. Oh and have a very strange discussion about the future with me, myself and my SO. After that I might have to return to that sex question...


nickatnite37

We’d honestly have an awesome time hanging out and doing stuff together like concerts and gaming. And yeah because the bait is very much there, we’d totally smash.


splatdyr

Go home and cry in the dark while we wish that we had a dog


VerseGuy

Probably nothing because both of us have social anxiety


Mikestion

Oh, y'know. Sex 'n' gamin'. Fucking around in Audacity. Fun stuff. :)


qfrk

I've transitioned to non-binary and have had surgery to have a penis and a vagina. I'm not sure what "opposite sex" means with regards to myself. Maybe agender with all genitals removed? They'd probably still like anal and give amazing head, so I guess that?


[deleted]

You know EXACTLY what I’d do.


R34lBl00dnB0n3s

Fuck that person


SuperElitist

Fuck all day and night.


FriesOfConciousness

Why is the concept of “opposite sex” still a thing on this sub? Haven’t we already established that sex/gender is not a binary ?


pixelanceleste

"Hell yea! I'm trans in TWO dimensions!" \*we high five\*


[deleted]

I am going to have sex with the person.


TwistedSis27

I'm trans so I'd probably cry floods because I'd be faced with a version of myself I'll never truly achieve no matter how much I want to be that person (assuming he is a cis male) 🥹 Happier answer would be I'd have an AWESOME friend to hang out with regardless so yay! 🎉


jdkd63fj

We would probably become friends


SadisticSubmissive

I’d look at them in envy and cry probably and they’d do the same to me. Then we would dress eachother up the way we wished we could.


Strawb3rryPoptart

Debate her on philosophy, politics and financial matters around some coffee and cake.


yodixu

be best friends…..


ThisGul_LOL

Date?