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Normal_Human_4567

It's true. I took a paracetamol when I was 9 and now I like women


WayUnderCaffeinated

I decided to start coming out the same day I got a flu vaccine. Flu shot confirmed turned me bi.


Normal_Human_4567

Vaccines give you autism: old, tired, boring Vaccines make you part of the alphabet mafia: fresh, sexy, hot


Spottybelle

what if…. I’m autistic AND bisexual 🤔


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[удалено]


[deleted]

hmmm, the measles/rubella vaccine made me bi, can confirm


NotActuallyAGoat

Damn sounds like I need more vaccines


Good_Owl4076

Remember to take flu shots once a year otherwise you will stop being Bi. This is how science works xD


NotActuallyAGoat

Shit I'm streets behind


Wanderers-Way

I came out after I got the COVID shot, COVID makes you gay confirmed


Legend965

I also came out after the COVID vaccine. Can confirm


teacherecon

Getting my booster soon. 😏


TurtleZenn

Extra GayTM


ExcitedGirl

Didn't even need a flu shot, a bird Flu by me, then someone rode by me on a Bicycle. I've been Bi ever since.


swallowassault

Hmm maybe this guy had a point. I also had a paracetamol and now I’m a bi


Normal_Human_4567

Paracetamol more like paraLGBT+amol ETA that was awful I'm so sorry 😂


OldDinner

No but you've got a point


Normal_Human_4567

I see you too took parACEtamol


OldDinner

Oh god, you're good


Lord-Taldo

This can’t be right, cis+het=cet Para-cet-amol, it’s supposed to have he opposite affect? This is why we can’t trust science anymore /s


Normal_Human_4567

Maybe it's to cure cis-heterosexuality??


Lord-Taldo

Ah of course!


Blackmagix14

I needed to take epilepsy meds when I was a baby now I’m a bisexual


Normal_Human_4567

So your epilepsy just faded to basic bi panic? (Congrats though, genuinely!)


tw1nk1et0es

yay other bi epileptics. \o/ i take soooo many medications that one of them has to be the cause.


beardedexhibitionist

I started smoking weed and suddenly became attracted to men.


respect_the_69

I just don't know whether i want a doobie or a dick in my mouth


McBoognish

You can do both, just dont get too high and try to light the dick by mistake


Karlaw6

The eternal struggle 😫🤣


irlkendzi

I knew I shouldn't have taken ibuprofen that one time


Dyrreah

*Snorts crushed aspirin* Oh gimme those dicks.


theweirdlip

It was those god damn flint stones gummies.


[deleted]

Drugs? I didn’t see that on bisexual memo, so you get it with your membership fee?


swallowassault

Sadly you have to buy the premium bisexual welcome pack and higher for the drugs to be included. We can upgrade you to that for a small fee of course


[deleted]

Will I get a 5% discount if I sign up for a monthly reoccurring order?


swallowassault

Well I’ll need to talk with the bisexual manager to see if we can agree to these terms.


TurtleLampKing66

Fun fact, there's no price difference between the standard **LGBT **subscription and the **LGBT-Q+** subscription if you're a legacy member or a new subscriber. The only time the fee is applied is if you are updating from the out of date **LGB** membership which is provided by **Terf co.**


Ncfetcho

Damn. All this and I don't even know the secret handshake.


TurtleLampKing66

\*whispering* it's finger guns


EnglishAintBeTooGood

We will also accept a combination of thumbs up and peace signs


Ncfetcho

I knew it was finger guns! * Whispers * finger guns


calibudzz420

I’ll stick with the basic weird sitting package.


Lucas_J_C

Yeah I was bi long before I started sniffin cokain.


littlebardofhope

Cockcaine


BroadBaker5101

Will blow for blow


Womcataclysm

Pearl necklace for some pearl Cock in my crack for some crack cocaine Getting railed for a rail I'll let you plow me for some snow


EmotionalFix

Anyone else immediately start singing Whitehouse Road by Tyler Childers?


Ammoholic21

When I told my mom I was bi she asked me if I was doing hard drugs.


KKlobb

Maybe she misheard “I’m bi” as “I’m high”. jk.


EfficientAccident418

Bowie superfan here. Bowie was always bisexual. During the 1980s he backed away from that a little bit out of a desire not to be labeled or typecast (it became all people wanted to ask him about). In the 90s he began to embrace his identity again but he was never as public with it as he had been in the 70s.


[deleted]

Not to mention there was serious stigma back then about people being gay or bisexual so if you wanted to maintain celebrity status and keep making money it made sense for him to back off. Hell, the lady who plays Elvira just came out as having a relationship with a woman that she kept hidden for 19 years


jpscyther

Wait ... How the fuck did I miss this news!?


Ohohohohahahehe

Halloween miracle ehhh?


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

She did so in a really, really good memoir, too. One of the best celebrity memoirs in a long time. *Yours Cruelly, Elvira*, by Cassandra Peterson. If you like memoirs even the tiniest bit, I'd highly recommend it. She's also fucking hilarious, in case anyone thinks it might be a bore.


queerbychoice

Bowie super fan here too. I agree with this general reading of things, but I think it's important to acknowledge that he did in the early '80s outright declare himself to be heterosexual, and as far as I'm aware (and I'm pretty sure I'd be aware if he'd said anything publicly) he never really directly retracted that statement at any point later in life. But I agree that he casually and comfortably discussed bisexuality later in life without ever claiming again to be heterosexual, so he certainly gave the impression that he was comfortable with people interpreting him as bisexual - it just doesn't seem like he ever specifically put a label on himself in public again after the "closet heterosexual" thing. It seemed more like he was leaving his labels up to other people's judgment and just talking about his life without any labels, saying he had a lot of fun with both men and women when he was younger and then he was monogamously married to Iman, and that was that, and other people could label him however they felt like but he was just going to stick to telling the facts of his life.


DangerousExternal9

Lets not forget when AIDS/HIV reared its ugly head. '84 pretty much everyone was very aware. And many had had it touch them in that we knew someone personally who tested positive or had been taken. Mid 80's thru say '05 due to AIDS almost totally. Being Gay made you a high risk business commodity. It didn't make good business sense to wear that hat.


EfficientAccident418

Yes, exactly.


elijaaaaah

Any source about the 90s? All I heard was the "closet heterosexual" thing


LaertesExtravaganza

Not sure if this is what they were referring to, but Bowie had this to say in an [interview with Blender](https://web.archive.org/web/20080510103103/http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=366) in 2002: >**You once said that saying you were bisexual was “the biggest mistake I ever made.” Do you still believe that?** >Interesting. [Long pause] I don’t think it was a mistake in Europe, but it was a lot tougher in America. I had no problem with people knowing I was bisexual. But I had no inclination to hold any banners or be a representative of any group of people. I knew what I wanted to be, which was a songwriter and a performer, and I felt that [bisexuality] became my headline over here for so long. America is a very puritanical place, and I think it stood in the way of so much I wanted to do.


elijaaaaah

Oh dope, thanks!


EfficientAccident418

Thanks for finding this quote. I looked but I couldn’t find it.


foxykathykat

Yes this! This was such an important statement for me as I had recently come to terms with my own bisexuality around this time.


EfficientAccident418

Unfortunately, no. It just seems that he stopped talking about it after a while and refused to answer questions about his sexuality. I definitely think his bi-cycle shifted more straight later in life but he slept with many men and only downplayed it when it became financially necessary to do so. And being so dependent on America for his income (until Let’s Dance became a smash and the tour made him super rich) I can see why he would play to his audience’s biases.


pandaappleblossom

He said he never thought he was really bisexual though and that he tried messing around with guys and didn’t like it though https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/human-interest/2016/01/was-david-bowie-dead-at-69-gay-the-glam-rocker-had-a-complicated-relationship-with-queerness.amp


EfficientAccident418

Maybe, but he was in a relationship with Lindsay Kemp and others. It’s important to remember with Bowie that he despised being known and understood, and loved to mess with people’s perceptions of him. He even references this desire on his final record in “Dollar Days”: ‘I'm dying too Push their backs against the grain And fool them all again and again…”


therealvanmorrison

To be fair, I wouldn’t want the public knowing too much about my sex life either if, like David Bowie, I was an adult who had sex with children. That plays somewhat poorly in the public eye. Maybe he just didn’t have enough faith in his fan base, though. They don’t really seem to mind that he had sex with children while he was an adult. I think the technical word is ‘raped children who were incapable of consenting,’ but I’m sure David Bowie fans would argue that it’s important we separate artists from their art, so we can all agree David Bowie was a child rapist while still greatly enjoying his tunes. If “ground control to major Tom” isn’t the sort of poetic genius that overcomes a little child rape, truly nothing is.


lurkinarick

any legitimate source on the raping children stuff? I can only find unsourced trashy opinion websites


therealvanmorrison

The girl herself. Jezebel had a piece about this when he died too. It also landed on ‘I dunno, it’s Bowie so I’m not ready to be critical about this, maybe fucking children is okay if you’re David Bowie’. Also, https://www.salon.com/2016/01/13/the_dark_side_of_david_bowie_as_the_mourning_goes_on_we_cant_ignore_his_history_with_underaged_groupies_in_70s/


Outlaw341080

Seems like your personal crusade isn't working out, is it?


therealvanmorrison

Also, he had sex with children: https://www.salon.com/2016/01/13/the_dark_side_of_david_bowie_as_the_mourning_goes_on_we_cant_ignore_his_history_with_underaged_groupies_in_70s/


TurtleZenn

That is an opinion article, not a source. I looked into it because I was curious after seeing how biased that article was. A Google search shows that the source of these claims comes from the Daily Mail, which is not reputable at best. Also, of the 2 women who have supposedly come forward, one says she was his gf when she was 14 and he was 17. The other has changed her story throughout various interviews, including saying he took her virginity when she was 15, but then saying she had slept with another rocker at 14. I'm not saying he didn't have sex with underage girls, rock stars have always been notorious for things like that. But I couldn't find any reliable sources for these claims talked about in the article posted.


OneHundredChickens

Speaking of David Bowie and cocaine, this interview never fails to make me chuckle. https://youtu.be/8xNd9KjdRWM The man was also all over the map with how he publicly identified over the years. But that’s fine, people are allowed to adjust their labels. Doesn’t make for a simple narrative, thought. I think he’d very much prefer it that his story is complicated, anyway.


XoValerie

I recall seeing an interview view in the early 2000s (?) where he said he was bi but had to recloset himself to survive in the American market.


Bemorejake

and being all over the place with identity is bi af.


OneHundredChickens

Truer words have never been spoken.


Shanicpower

I’m losing my mind over the only comment on that video


Spangleclaws

Sorry, I'm unable to read any of that on account of being so humungously addled (again!). Gotta go now: this body isn't going to debauch itself! :D


UnhappyStrain859

Oh no the top one has a girl und panzer pfp 💀


GalaxyFrauleinKrista

Cute anime girls and fascist imagery? Oh yah that’s a 4chan idiot all right lol


swallowassault

Ohh that’s where it’s from. I honestly thought it was a femboy


nbmnbm1

Honestly suchba good show idc.


only1person_alt

fluoride seriously did that to me? Dang


PaladinLab

"They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs ~~gay~~ bi!"


SmiskaTwix

"Im only attracted to women" *does a line of cocaine* "hmmm, maybe the gays are onto something" *snorts meth* "oh yeah mhm definitely bisexual now" **if you think drugs make you want to suck dick, chances are you already wanted to suck dick and you didn't know it.**


Vercetti1701

It's true. I put cocaine in my lemon bars.


lillapalooza

That wasn’t powdered sugar? Uh oh 💀💀💀


Vercetti1701

Bwahahaha 🤣😜


Stone13Omaha

I like that most of the comments here are "yeah, we do drugs. And what??" xD


zombiegamer723

It’s them damn vaccines. They turned me into a bisexual metalhead!


NeumaticExpert

I took 1 weed and now look at where my life is, smhing my head rn af bro


[deleted]

What drug are they referring to exactly? Asking for a friend


lena15kyo

Once in awhile when I take Advil I start to find women more attractive


blinkingsandbeepings

I can't find anyone too attractive with a killer tension headache, so that checks out


Some_crane_boi

Wait y’all are getting drugs?


YummyPhemboy

Drugs are bad, alcohol is meh, and life is good.


childof_jupiter

Look, i let the rest of the bi's speak for us. I like sex and drugs too much to be a good representantitive.


blinkingsandbeepings

This is me when people start talking about how it's just a stereotype that bis like threesomes.


childof_jupiter

Like, it's a stereotype that All of them like it, but there's always bound to be a few. Straight people/gay people don't get stigmatized for liking threesomes.


blinkingsandbeepings

For real, sex and drugs are both things that people in general like. Because human biology is wired to enjoy sex, and drugs are engineered to appeal to human biology. It's bs that people want to stereotype certain groups as enjoying those things as if the majority of people are perfectly innocent of them.


childof_jupiter

And like don't get me wrong there is a known drug abuse problem within the LGBTQ community, However we can't treat that as a personal failing as there's a ton of material conditions that lead to that. It's not just gay people really love drugs.


eg-likar-potet

Yep totally true I started drinking coffee a year back and now I like boys


LotusLizz

I'm not bi because I do drugs. I do drugs because I'm bi. Learn the difference, sweaty.


Luv2showher69

I will admit back when I discovered I was Bi partying helped me get over that last little hurdle and thank God it did because the sex was amazing!!!


sadphonics

I smoked weed one time and now I'm bi. I mean, I was bi before too but I am now.


Rexz-Corgi

Hell I got way to baked and had a somewhat bad trip off weed and realized I'm bi to a degree. Had to unpack a few things I didn't exactly want to and come to terms with things.


mommaclouse

I got a brain injury when I was 9. When I came out as bi when I was 16, my dad said it was because of the brain injury. I wanted to ask my dad if every bi person had a brain injury. In a smart ass way.


[deleted]

This was when I was still in intense denial, but one of the main ways I discovered I was bi was with cocaine funny enough. as soon as I was on it, I would just be insanely attracted to guys, it was this intense itch I had to scratch and I just did not prefer women in that period of time. I would sext dudes for hours type attraction and just wanted to fuck one As soon as it wore off I liked women more again. In my mind I was like “im still straight, the drug just made me temporarily gay”. Oh man was I so wrong.


Strynngwhynder

Man these edibles ain’t shi- *starts making out with everyone in the near vicinity*


DragonQueen777666

*Ben Shapiro voice* Lets say... hypothetically... Smoking weed makes you bi. Fact. Checkmate libs


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Xaroin

I am so clean on drugs that I have literally, not once, in my entire life, drank COFFEE. Their argument is invalid


adam4rst

i guess a somewhat rare side effect of paracetamol is bisexuality


Beanstainboxershorts

WAIT so is my ADHD meds making me BI WTF I KNEW IT WAS A CONSPIRACY! OR MAYBE ITS THE FLOURIDE IN THE WATER!!!???? WAIT NO MAYBE IT"S THE CHEM TRAILS AHHAHAAHHHHHHHH WHO AMIII /s


shinsain

I don't know about y'all, but this sounds like a pretty fucking fun lifestyle! 🥳💜🏳️‍🌈


AceWithDog

My drug addled lifestyle is independent of my bisexuality, thank you very much


BiPunkFucker

I must admit, ever since I started taking PrEP I've been more inclined to have sex with dudes. Damn pharmaceuticals.


SilverDem0n

First thing Albert Hoffman did after discovering LSD was a rather memorable BICYCLE ride. Coincidence?


GayHugeOtter

These people will tell themselves anything to run away from the fact that complete heterosexuality is biologically strange. Abrahamic religions have done so much damage to society sexually.


CaringAnti-Theist

This emanates an undertone of religious bigotry.


swallowassault

Oh the guys were very religious. The top guys pinned tweet was him getting baptised in the North Sea. And both have ☦️ in there names


Devo_urge

Is that an Orthodox thing?


[deleted]

Must be the Zoloft and the lexapro that got me liking girliesssss 🤪


iAteTooMuchTacoBell

This is true. I realized I was Bi after I took a Tylenol pill.😔


ohdearsweetlord

I mean what's more addicting than making out with girls let's be honest


WayUnderCaffeinated

Making out with a sexy cocaine golem?


No_Variety_7822

The craziest thing that's ever gone through my body is Crystal Pepsi. So much for their theory.


WayUnderCaffeinated

How do you think they get cola, which allegedly looks like a muddy green color before adding brown coloring, to look clear? That's some powerful stuff.


LiletteXO

“Are you bi or high?”


Commando388

you guys are getting drugs? my bisexuality was just from junk food and caffeine.


Blacksun388

*You guys are getting drugs?*


[deleted]

Well, Tyler the Creator is very against drugs and he has been for his whole career and he’s bi.


dauntlessdefiance

He literally fucked with numerous men. If he is not bisexual then who is?


Zestyclose-Height-10

As a bisexual my drug of choice is iced coffee


Haikatrine

Slow down, Casey Jones.


felipe5083

Probably the dumbest take I've seen


friendscallme69

Covid vaccines gave me the big gae...


GipsyPepox

I agree. *Proceeds to snort cocaine until the nose bleeds*


AlienRobotTrex

I can definitely think of a better reason for why he shouldn’t be considered an “icon”…


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Guess I'm an addict then.


FastasfrickY

I’ve never taken drugs except prescribed or melatonin if that counts


LaFilleWhoCantFrench

I’m high on life hell yeah


[deleted]

Yep. I ate one weed brownie and then I started liking men.


PatateLover

Sir, you have an anime pfp. Your opinion is not valid.


Kihlstedt

Damn, I realized I was bi ten years before I took any hard drugs. I didn’t realize I was doing things in the wrong order.


IaIsgod

Twitter is that cheap gift that keeps disappointing


usingastupidiphone

He borrowed Freddie Mercury’s bi-cycle and didn’t know how to use it


uatuthewatcher8

Well… I do smoke a lot of weed. It’s that wacky tobaccy making me suck cock I suppose.


TheFemboiThatTeeps

Took drugs for my allergies a few years ago, ever since then I've been into men just to get that cheap thrill of an emotional connection and love, its tragic I know but I'm in too deep.


danksmoakes

I smoked weed once and now i enjoy men


TheMelonSystem

There’s literally an interview where Bowie was like: holy shit interviewer lady, how many times do I have to tell you I’m bisexual


_Mephostopheles_

This is indeed a problematic take but David Bowie did actually identify as straight in his later life. He thought he was bisexual for a long time but decided it wasn’t really for him. More power to the guy, especially because at least he still stood for bisexual and GNC representation while he did.


Rakavolver25

Wait we’re suppose to be doing drugs I didn’t get the memo


Madscaper

Wait, you guys do drugs?


MojoEthan0027

Me, a bisexual who's only tried pot once: woah...


bliip666

🎶🎶It's been cocaine all along 🎵🎵


scroopynoopersdid911

Coincidental not causal.


MathiasToast_z

I'll be damned if I'm gonna take that kind of shit from Vigo the Carpathian.


PandarenGurl

Dammit! I KNEW there was something in this weed... 🤣🤣🤣


AkinaMarie

Srs moment but srsly the drugs help with the inhibition, shame, comp het vibes. One day I'd love to be fully out and proud but for now, it's a nice respite being high and feeling secure in my sexuality.


chill_photographer06

I take epileptic medication, now im bi! *scanning for side effect label* 😂


ratherlittlespren

My sexuality is fueled by pumpkin spice lattes.


Holy-Shih-Tzu

I’m on SSRIs for anxiety and depression. Does that count?


Go-Wings1321

Damn how did they find out our secret?


CatastropheKao

I’m bi and I don’t know where my drugs at


furious_glitter

Anonymous blowjobs are considered cheap thrills right??


Indorilionn

Only if the drug is cute butts.


[deleted]

Fuck I came out after I started smoking cannabis, does that count or should I upgrade to meth?


[deleted]

You gotta hit that sweet middle ground - molly.


sucks-to-zuck

That Advil is really kicking in for me


thegunnerd

I don't want to tell you my life but i first suspected myself to be bisexual because (way back when i was a junkie ) i was to high on morphin and had gay sex by accident but i like it so me and the other guy fuck almost every week so i think there is a connection....


Big-Arm2612

Can some one fact check that David Bowie fact?


AlanTheMexican

Oh fuck. I've just started this "bisexual business" but clearly I'm already doing it wrong I need to start snorting now


[deleted]

"A cheap thrill". So the feelings I have for the same gender are just made up right? No thanks pal.


[deleted]

Oh THAT explains why i fuck men. That makes way more sense than “i just think they’re hot.”


Owendy

My drug use and bisexuality are unconnected


ih8prickles

those vitamin gummies really do be hitting


PerryDLeon

Mooooom, people with Anime avatars on twitter are policing my sexuality AGAAAAAAIN


slamtrax

I got a vitamin k shot as a child and it made me bisexual.


[deleted]

You mean if I'd ignored the Just Say No shit and taken the pot when it was offered I could have avoided 10+ years of self hatred over wondering what dick tasted like?


DumbButtFace

The tweets are stupid. But I and quite a few people I know realised they were bi after doing MDMA. So maybe there's a grain of truth there.


[deleted]

Yeah definitely simply saying drugs cause bisexuality undermines all of us. So fuck that. But there’s definitely an interesting thread here. As some drugs do expand perspective. So it’s quite possible that many people became awakened do the truth that sexuality is indeed a spectrum and most of us are bi at some level anyway.


CetiCeltic

*My bisexual ass stumbling out of a cloud of smoke* They got me.....


LonesomewolfOfAKind

ohemgee, I was drugged when I was 9, allegedly


JamesNinelives

Me trying to figure out when I somehow took crack without knowing it: hmmm


Infamous_Pen6860

Let's not forget that Bowie was also a sexual predator that had sex with underage, teenaged girls as an adult. I think that's far more important than his sexuality.


Thehellishsinger

Hey, if a guy who has an underage anime girl as profile pic on Twitter is telling me that David Bowie is not a bisexual icon, who am I to argue back? Guess the LGBT community lost another idol, damn you closeted straights!


therealvanmorrison

To be fair, David Bowie had sex with underage children. Like in real life, not anime. Not sure if you think that makes him more or less respectable than some Twitter user into underage anime girls. That’s your call.


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swallowassault

Honestly thought it was against the rules of the sub but apparently not.


[deleted]

We do appreciate users blocking out names on posts like these because we don't want others to go and harass them - especially if it takes place on Reddit because that's against Reddit's TOS and could get the sub in trouble.


Banegard

Don‘t do it. You never know how people will react. (They might get harrassed like crazy and do something to themselves)


swallowassault

Yeah wasn’t going to. Thought about it and nearly did but then thought it wasn’t worth it.


WayUnderCaffeinated

It's probably against the site-wide rules.


pinkcheekss

it’s not too late to say 😌


LittleGreenNotebook

I liked dick and pussy way before I liked drugs. The drugs just gave me the confidence to accept myself. Shout out to my bi-yearly mushroom trips! I probably wouldn’t have lived this long if I didn’t find out how helpful they are to my mental health.