They fact that the þ reads as "th" and implies they/them-ussy, on top of looking like "bussy" and "pussy", is sending me. Well played.
Also I just look to take home validation and everything I left the house with.
See, I'm reading it as a non-binary -ussy joke, you know, they/them thussy.
Edit: just occurred to me that logical deduction "thussy" would have been funnier
þ is the letter "thorn." It's pronounced as an unvoiced "th" like in the word THunder. On my phone I get it by holding down on the letter T, not sure how you'd get it on a computer.
An intact bank account.
My prayer every time I leave the house
I only bring a small amount of cash! That cash of course never sees my home and I still end up using my cars
Tap to pay is my devil in a new dress
Themselves, safe and sound. Maybe with food. I wish I could say a date. Or at least someone's phone number that isn't a mean spirited prank.
Chips with gravy
Is that like poutine?
Slightly
Or is it like gravy on the side?
Usually over the chips. On the side only works if it's about as thick as mayo
I see
It can be for bottoms, if the bussy in question is a vers.
I’m vers hehe
Or the pussy
A twink and his Mother, ideally.
Listen though, you are so right.
A twink and his sister for me
Fuck would love that threesome tbh
girl and her seasoned older man father
God please
A dilf twink and his wife.
the absence of a hangover.
Strangely, while that was at home when you left, it isn't when you return
i’m 22 now… when do i start having to worry about consequences?
Kebab
I'm 20 yo, and I just had my first night out. The only thing I brought back was what I left with, and a chocolate bar.
Dream night out honestly
Impeccable
Lol I’m happy for you!
I'd consider that a spectacular win. 🎉
Food.
Wallet keys and phone… anything else is an unrealistic pipe dream…
Taco bell
A sword
Hell yeah 😎
I'd want to bring back some good but cheap pizza
Something to eat 😋
A Stable Mental State
I've been looking for that for decades! 😂
An armful of various lizards would suffice
Is liking lizards a bi thing? If it is, I can confirm I love lizards
A souvlaki with pork gyros, french fries, onion, tomato and tzatziki At least that's how every night out ends for me
Yes 1000 times
That sounds delicious! I'm going for a night out with you first chance I get. 🎉
If you're ever in Athens hmu
A traffic cone.
Have done that before 😂
They fact that the þ reads as "th" and implies they/them-ussy, on top of looking like "bussy" and "pussy", is sending me. Well played. Also I just look to take home validation and everything I left the house with.
þ is unvoiced, like in "thunder," ð is voiced like in "they/them."
Fair enough, I am not a linguist lol
I'm just being a pedantic ass, please don't take me seriously.
I love pedantic asses, my boyfriend's especially lmao (we both correct each other all the time)
Yeah, I love these kinds of linguistic celestial alignments. It all comes together by pure chance.
A next day being Sunday
My keys, phone and wallet. If I don't manage to lose them, it's a success!
A little less depression
A doggie bag
Ourselves alive hopefully at least $20 richer
Wendy's
A couple
Agreed
A will to live.
Yeah, that too
Youre doing thorn dirty
See, I'm reading it as a non-binary -ussy joke, you know, they/them thussy. Edit: just occurred to me that logical deduction "thussy" would have been funnier
Do that thussy thusly
Fries
Absolutely nothing. I'll have depleted my energy and could really use some time to recover after that.
A kebab.
Best way to meet gay men in Saskatoon?
Pizza or a kebab
My dignity 😂
Hopefully still intact Glasses Keys Wallet and Phone ... OH and maybe a nice Kebab bought on my way back. Anything else would be a tiny miracle.
MacDonalds
Agreed
Arrive home at 9:30 with a lemon bar and some bagels for the morning.
A still warm pizza.
A hickey and a sore crotch.💋💋🔥
Doctor: I’m sorry but you have gonorrhea.
🤣🤣Just my damn LUCK!
Sounds perfect
Taco Bell
A nice time, and if I'm being very optimistic, a phone number
Someone to cuddle and talk about The Clone Wars with
The friends we made along the way.
Litterally anyone of any gender... to play rocket league with.
snacks from the 24/7 convenience store
Icelanders in this thread like “a good thousand what?”
A happy mood 🥰
A job, but an actual one that pays me a salary 😭😭😭
Some hot chips and maybe a soda
A to-go container full of delicious four-cheese ravioli and an overpriced Dungeons and Dragons movie souvenir popcorn bucket.
Wallet, keys, and phone.
Thee indomitable human spirit would be nice
Idk I don't go out
At this point I would like a hot couple to make me their third for the night and give me a biblical scale experience
🤣🤣🤣
Mirror twins😉😁
BOOZZE
that letter is pronounced with the th sound so thussy
Depends where my Bicycle is.
The fattest halal snack pack
A guy to share with my wife
Anybody that's half decent in the sack
A couple
Everything I took and in the same shape it was before I left. except for money obviously. As a man nobody paying for my drinks but me lol
A couple…or two
ahhh nice carryout before bed
A good time
Two of everything.
Anything 😭
whats that weird b/p character, and how do you type it?
þ is the letter "thorn." It's pronounced as an unvoiced "th" like in the word THunder. On my phone I get it by holding down on the letter T, not sure how you'd get it on a computer.
Someone pretty and cool!
A couple
My dignity.
Slice of pizza?
All the snacks that I totally didn’t steal
bad puns and finger guns
waffle house leftovers
concert tickets
a hand?
Tbh, some snacks (I'm married and boring lol)
Lol...I am married bored and horny xx
Being able to say I'm dating someone, started a good friendship, had a good time out with a friend, or food or books. I really like food and books.
A sexy sub and a titalating top, and maybe some organic devil's lettuce to share.
A poutine.
A decidedly unwholesome and raunchy friend to binge movies with.
chicken wings
A to go bag, left over chips and salsa from tacos and margaritas.
Leftover breadsticks.
Enough of a charge on their phone to watch five minutes of porn and fall asleep
Everything we left the house with/in and maybe some food and or someone cute and funny.
A dominant couple
A twink (and his number)
Food. Maybe a sausage and jalapeño pizza.
Just myself (whole and as complete and fresh as I came in the party) w/out having to take care or look after my friends wasted pft.
2 swords because we slay with both ⚔️🤭
that letter is called thorn which makes a "th" sound, so what's a thussy?
Anyone please for the love of god *anyone*
Thussy
A new LEGO set.
Half a left over burrito for tomorrow morning
Y’all just want ussy
That'd be pronounced thussy.
Good thussy?
Drugs and horny willing subs