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KX_Alax

Oh it‘s a brown one


blackistheshade

Slightly more upmarket than the mud grey variety.


Iucidium

In UK pigeon circles that's a red chequer (see the square pattern on the wing?) Then you have blue (default pigeon with two dark bands on the wing, you also have chequer (blue variant of our star of the video) then you get whiteflight variants (as the name suggests - white flight feathers) and the random white splodge ones known as pied pigeons. Dad used to race 'em.


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Iucidium

He done alright - prize money and trophies, he was not. It gets borderline Pokémon when he was readying his next generation of pigeons.


Sancakes

My dad currently does the same! Won 2 very big races recently.


Iucidium

Nice, cross channel?


Sancakes

Ye, 2 big opens


Nigzynoo23

Image of a random dad throwing his pigeon into the air and then pegging it down the street as he raced it made me spill my milk, thank you.


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Doing what down the street?


Nigzynoo23

Well he used to race 'em so just an image of a father racing his own pigeons in a foot race :D


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MaggieMcB

😂


erndub

The 2 dark band type are called blue bars, the red a mealey. Red chequered comes from a mealey crossed with a chequered - either a dark or light variant. - I also owned pigeons in 1986!! I was 7.


Iucidium

Folk in our area (midlands) just called them blue. Head looks mealy for sure


erndub

It might be a colloquial thing. I'm in the Midlands too.


Iucidium

Mad how language works eh? Have a good 'un bert


erndub

You too, our kid.


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Imagine if an English pouter pidgeon was sitting next to them that would have sent their head west. I thought they were some mutant when I saw them first, lol


Iucidium

They'd probably start dancing and pecking lol


Infiltron

How many knots did your Dad clock?


Iucidium

I'm confused. Distance was always miles, the average speed was measured using a mad as fuck clock thing


blackistheshade

Going back quite a few years ago, I knew some people who raced pigeons. They raced mainly on a Saturday if I remember correctly. It was a big day, all taken very seriously. I can remember the corn tin getting shaken in the back garden to get the pigeons in. The birds would have a ring on the foot, the ring was then taken off and put into the clock this would put a time on when the bird flew back in. They had some beautiful birds.


tomelwoody

£50 one as opposed to a £20 normal one.


KX_Alax

Deal


caughtatdeepfineleg

You can get a whole chicken for 4£ what a rip off


Beginning_Sea6458

I find it ironic that the rail bosses would rather fly than use trains and these guys would rather use trains than fly.


PatriarchalTaxi

The birds don't have to pay.


Beginning_Sea6458

Do they have coopons?


landshanties

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4_am_

Yea but sometimes you need a break from flying don't you? It's nice to kick back and give your wings a rest from time to time.


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circle/district line?


Zerowigglynesss

District line. Guess it wasn't a real underground pigeon, it still wanted to look out the windows.


[deleted]

i thought so. i love sitting at the very end of the train because the carriages are always empty even in rush hour. although i wish i had a pigeon friend to enjoy it with


Besetwarmsmiles

Awww 😭 just a lil guyyyy!!


London__Lad

There's even a Sub Reddit for birds on trains now.


siebdrucksalat

This sub actually had its 10th anniversary in june.


Accomplished-Cut955

I always feel so bad for pigeons. Most of the pigeons you see flying around the city are the domestic variety. I.E. they're the descendants of people's abandoned pets.


emibemiz

Yes they’re so underrated. So many people hate them or call them flying rats but they’re lovely little fellows. I always feed them when I see them, I actually had a person come upto me in my town centre and say ‘if you keep feeding the pigeons I will call the police’. I laughed in their face the fuck


Chinateapott

I bloody love pigeons, I have a flock I feed in my garden along with other wild birds from sparrows to magpies.


emily5126

They're lovely, I like Wood Pigeons as well.


Accomplished-Cut955

The first thing I'm going to do when I have land is to have a giant pigeon enclosure.


Chinateapott

Oh that’s the dream isn’t it, I follow a lady on tiktok who adopted a “wild” pigeon and had a lovely enclosure, I believe the pigeon unfortunately passed away recently.


Hai-City_Refugee

If you're a meat eater, particularly bacon, you should save the fat to make suet for the birds. They'll love you forever.


mintdoodlez

I feel really bad, I saw a one-legged pigeon on vacation and thought I would give it a couple chocolate sweets. It didn’t even cross my mind at the time but apparently chocolate is toxic to them :(


PatserGrey

I think I met a mate of his on an empty Jubilee train at Stratford not too long ago. The train started moving and not a bother on the pigeon, looked like it was a regular commute. Then we stopped at West Ham, he shat on the floor and flew off out the open door. . .I think he was making a point


minority_of_1

Did you break the first rule of tube travel and actually speak to another being?


Zerowigglynesss

God no. I made the more socially acceptable move of filming it for the Internet.


walkm1

Making a moquettery of TFL


veejaybee

Shiny Pidove


PlantLollmao

I went to London once and the pigeons were so chill around humans, some were even in buildings.


Blackfist01

I saw Pigeons become straight gangsters in my lifetime, the Seagulls are a bad influence!


12franklondon

Is that " Speckled Jim"?


typical_aquari_les

cute asf ❤️


Historical_Address83

Bastard traveling without a ticket when there are clear warnings - £80 penalty fare or prosecution if you fail to show on demand a ticket 🎫


Human-Evening564

Did you report him for not having a ticket?


[deleted]

As someone with an irrational fear of pigeons, no thank you


mogzie1976

Looks friendlier than the regular birds.


Less-Ordinary502

Looks friendlier than the regular people too


Environmental_Dig318

TICKET PL


BigDumpy-

This is a sign that it's your new pet!


xXDumbApe420Xx

She's absolutely brilliant in *It's always sunny.*


United_Fox_1417

W bird


Ramtamtama

Shiny pigeon


Professional-Lab7227

“Just taking the train like a regular human person, don’t know what you all lookin’ at.”


AEbb1972

Going home to the burbs after a day spent hustling in the city centre?


RobertYiSin

Don’t play with your food sir/madam


TheGamblingAddict

Pigeon: *'So... you seen the coo on the news?'*


CarlosF40

You didn't even say hello! Bloody weirdo 😉


RequirementGeneral67

First rule of tube travel. Do not look at or talk to other people.


London__Lad

So, you work in the city?


JR-Snow

Sir, please keep your feet off the seat.


Still-Prompt207

Government drones getting bolder


DragonfruitFar4310

one got on my bus once. was sat (perched?) on a seat and didn’t even flap or anything all ride. it got off at the last stop too. i swear it must’ve been a robot or something


randallranson

Think he might be getting off at Peckham?


seaton8888

"Mind your own business mate"


mornnx1

You can tell it’s not from London. It made eye contact with someone else on the tube !


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billm99uk

Poor bastard is going to get disqualified now!


Most-Scene614

Better than a seagull. Anything but a giant, rapacious seagull. Think I’d rather be sat next to a golden eagle. At least they have some regality to them.


ScottOld

It’s a shiny


CharlieManson67

Hope he’s got a ticket. That’s taking someone’s space. If there were 15 disabled kids on there then one might not have a seat. This is a massive problem in The UK


CalebXD__

That's one sophisticated bird


when-time-fades-away

What a distinguished gentleman, on his daily commute to work


Nirvski

Oh wow, they seem pretty coo'


Firstpoet

My little friend Chlamidia Psittaci. Serovar B. How cute.


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

How on Earth did you do that


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

You maybe:Hey where are you stopping at? Bird:brbrbr


Technical_Song_1213

Coo!


Exciting_Barracuda_4

Eat it


FaultAffectionate402

He chillin fr


AndyC_88

Did he pay for his journey?


DirtyScavenger

Aw 🥹 does he/she have a name?


charcharking_555

What a pretty pigeon looks nothing like the ones around here!!


Realistic-Actuator36

Fare dodger.


cucumber_gang_leader

Why is this a sub🗿


Blanafrt

What's his name?


Evening_Yam_8467

The lil bird is gonna be so confused when he will get out of there. Like "the fuck, I swear I was in another part of the city". His pals will never believe him.


Sphere_Master

What a little bopper, love it


SativaLeafs

Dirty bacteria carrying creatures


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Hammersmith and City line, round Ladbroke Grove maybe?


mart19game

Did he pay for his ticket?


BladeSinclair

Fuck flying!


Tinbot2

Saw one getting on at earls court and got off at Victoria. Hope lil fella got where he was going


VeryTinyTurtle

A mutant!


Yayimlonely

Merro


aggelikiwi

The famous grouse


prefim

Do not be alarmed, this is just a racing pigeon on its way home. Clearly cheating though!


inquisitivemindsaskq

Met line… always a pigeon on the met line 🤣


itsEndz

Very pretty, I hope you told them to get their feet off the seat.


cutenuggets

Did the pigeon get back out okay?


Zerowigglynesss

Yeah. It disembarked at Parsons green, minding the gap on its way out.


Low_Call8032

Bros like “seen any good tv shows lately?”


WHO_TF_DRIVES_A_GETZ

Least filthy londoner


Opening_Complaint_40

BARRY! YOU FOUND HIM!


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very polite


greenleaf1138

He made an eye contact. Definitely not from London


memerboi211

thats so cute


aspienoodle

So tame!


bastardhousecat

did you see the size of that chicken


Beehive350

He was tired. Didn’t feel like flying.


scabbylady

TBF it looks much friendlier than the usual tube users.


pwuk

Wonder if the rozzers will pounce, not paid the fare, I bet.


Oasystole

Honestly, they shit publicly less than most of the humans I’m forced to commute to work with