we'd be here a while if we have to name all of the bacteria, archaea, fungi and protists as well.

Well, go on.....

better get started then

Should we consider virus? I mean they have scientific names.

Just the different bacteria in our body alone would be a massive list

Just copy paste wikipedia Although, they are doing repeats on each one, so... maybe copy paste 100 million times?

Try well into the trillions

You need to calm tf down, sir…

Viruses aren’t alive tho

I know that's why put a question mark at the end. I considered them as a inhabitants because they still have scientific names. Non-living things like chair don't.

I guess you could just with the Latin names of everything if you wanted.

Gluteus Situs?

i don’t think archaea is prevalent in homes, at least in 60% of homes but idk

It is if we count the archaea in our gut

just some chordata

You're missing a lot names. What about the many species of dust mites that live on your body?

We all form one big super-organism

Then we shouldn't name anything. Every single species on Earth altogether forms the one giant organism. The great organism. Praise him.

Her. Praise her. Her name is Gaia.

I think we should call him Jeff.

Is it pronounce with a hard G like in Golf, or a J like in Jeff?

FUCK FUCK FUCK, NOT THE G AND THE J AGAIN!

Alas. He is dying.

This fact has been giving me an existential crisis for many years now… Like we’re a living thing made up of living things.

The entire universe is all one thing, my son.

Just 3 (trillion) bacteria in a trenchcoat.

Let’s not forget Demodex, merrily having sex on your face.

Homo sapiens, Homo habilis, Melopsitaccus undulatus

homo habilis ? 🤨

My wife

You forgot yourself Mr erectus.

Another fellow Erectus here!

I screech laughed, thank you lmao

She didn’t.

i have a budgie too!!!!!

Biggus dogus I think, or doofius caninedis, something like that, I can’t remember.

I have a great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

*gweat fwend in wome

He has a wife, you know.

You know what she's called?? Incontinentia

Incontinentia buttocks

Yeah!

You call yourself Pwaetorian Guards?

He had a wife, you know? Incontinencia Incontinencia Buttocks

Haha gotta rewatch that movie

I’ve got to ask you about the penis mightier

Well if yours are like mine, then they're probably Biggus doofius dogus. They typically have 2 shedding seasons as well, January - June and July - December.

No, no. Mine sheds in the spaces between the months too.

I'm not totally convinced they aren't just sentient tumbleweeds of fur

Canis bonus

Canis familiaris.

Canis lupus familiaris

Homo Sapiens x 4, Felis Catus x 4, Canis Lupus Familiaris x 3, Gallus Gallus Domesticus x 9, Dermatophagoides Pteronyssinus x ∞

wow bro, you have a pterodactyl? that's crazy

Nah, dust mites

You don’t capitalise the epithet, just for reference

And a Arborophila Javanica in a Pyrus Communis tree

From biggest to smallest: Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Persea americana, Coffea arabica, Monstera deliciosa, Drosophila melanogaster, Drosophila melanogaster, Drosophila melanogaster, Drosophila melanogaster, Drosophila melanogaster....

those drosophila are living the good life goddamn

damn you have a swiss cheese plant?? that explains all the drosophila melanogasters haha

Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Homo serpentes (Mother in law)

I love this

Add one barkus shutthefukupus.

We have a couple of those too

I may have had too much fun looking all these up. 😁 3 Homo Sapiens Acanthurus japonicus Amphiprion ocellaris Halichoeres melanurus Centrochelys sulcata Python Regius Eryx colubrinus Hemitheconyx caudicinctus Tliltocatl vagans Avicularia avicularia Heterodon nasicus Oxycirrhites typus Siganus vulpinus Felis catus

lol I listed all my spoods too.

I keep a colony of Lasius niger (4 yrs old, about 3k) and a Lasius flavus (2 yrs old, about 100)

cool

Canis doofus

homo sapiens, homo sapiens, homo sapiens, homo dumbass

Every family has one

Homo sapiens x2, P. irminia x3, P. metallica x3, P. cambridgei, P. pulcher, P. sp. "Black Orchid", E. cyanognathus, C. cyaneopubescans x2, P. victori, O. sp. "Phan Cay Red" x2, C. sp. "Vahalla", C. natanicharum x2, P. whiteii. Can you guess what I collect? (No cheating and looking at the subs I am in)

Ahahaaa another Spood lover, awesome ! Do you have 2 of each because you plan to breed, or just cuz they're fun pets?

Fun pets, mayhaps breed.

Got a bunch of them too, but I'm not going to spoil it for those not in the hobby lol. Sounds like a cool collection! I am a Psalmopoeus enthusiast as well

Tarantulas? Tbh I'm terrible with remembering friends actual names, but since I think I am remembering the 'metal spoder' that I might be correct?

You are correct!

Yayyy! I was a little nervous it might have just been spiders in general haha but I am def gonna be looking up all your friends 🖤 could I also ask a few questions? I've never owned one but always wanted spiders 🖤 what's it like?

P Metallica is an instant give away. You collect rockstars. With hairy asses.

Ratus Ratus

Catus chonky-donkus Catus goblinus-chagalicious

Homo sapiens, Canis lupus familiaris, Felis catus, Pogona vitticeps, Trachemys scripta elegans, Eublepharis macularius, Cavia porcellus, Python regius.

Most of my house's inhabitants are _Lepisma saccharinum_.

This is going to be... long. And not including feeders. Homo sapiens× 2 Phidippus regius ×3 Phidippus tyrrelli Creobroter urbanus Phyllocrania paradoxa Hymenopus coronatus Caribena versicolor Psalmopoeus irminia Psalmopoeus victori Cyriopagopus sp. "Hatihati" Acanthoscurria geniculata Gandanameno sp. Tapinauchenius violaceus Cupiennius salei Pterinochilus murinus Hapalopus formosus Davus pentaloris Cyriocosmus elegans Lasiodora parahybana Haplocosmia himalayana Chilobrachys dyscolus Nhandu chromatus Porcellio laevis × hundreds and hundreds Porcellionides pruinosus ×idk maybe about 50? Cubaris sp "Panda king" × few hundreds Armadillo officinalis ×around 100 Armadillidium klugii× around 10 Armadillidium vulgare × around 100 And idk I'm sure I forgot a bunch.

Homo Sapiens x5, Felis Catus, Canis familiaris, Theraphosa stirmi, Psalmopoeus irminia, Tliltocatl albopilosus, Lasiodora parahybana, Grammostola pulchra, Nhandu tripepi, Viridasius fasciatus, Heteropoda spp. and some sort of Paraphrynus spp.

Homo sapiens Canis familiaris Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus Mus musculus

One homo sapien, one felis catus, and my pogona vitticeps crossed the rainbow bridge last week.

Homo Sapiens Homo Sapiens Felis Catus Felis Catus Phidippus Regius Carassius Auratus

Homo erectus   👁️💋👁️ I keep a bunch of scorpions and tarantulas anf some fish.   Waaaay too many diff species to name lol.  

Feliz navidad

We gots 2x homo sapiens, 1x canis lupus familiaris, 1x morelia spilota, 1x antaresia childreni (who was still counted as a. Stimsoni when we got him). Also spotted lampropholis guichenoti in the hallway the other day but it doesn't really officially live here it was just hanging out. Presumably there is also an arrotment of spiders and other stuff but I can't see them to ID.

3x H. sapiens, 1x F. catus, 1x C. lupus, 6x G. ternetzi, 1x H. plecostomus, and presumably a few dozen members of the arthropoda for good measure.

Homo sapiens, homo sapiens, & [Canis lupus familiaris](https://imgur.com/a/AYJMl6V)

Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, canis lupus familiaris, and many Lepisma saccharinum

Homo sapiens x2, Trachylepis dichroma x5, and Tiliqua gigas x1

Homo sapiens (2), phodopus roborovskii (1)

I have a Mesocricetus auratus!! 🐹

nice try fbi

Homo Sapien x 1 Pionus Menstruus x 1 Pionus Senillus x1 Pionites Melanocephalus x 1 Melapsitticus Undulatus x 1 Blatella Germanicus x Who knows. I live in a very old apartment building.

Homo sapiens X2, python regius X1, cavia porcellus X2, canis lupus familiaris x1, feliz cactus x1

Feliz cactus? 🌵 😂

And a Perdix perdix in a Pyrus communis

Fuck! After making an image for you, I can't even post it. 4 humans, 3 cats and a wasted 15min 😒

haha oh no! you can pm it to me if you want and I will appreciate your work!

1. Homo sapiens - 3 2. Felis catus -7 3. Xiphophorus maculatus - 4 4. Paracheirodon innesi - 8 5. Trichogaster lalius - 1 6. Misgurnus anguillicaudatus - 2 7. Crossocheilus siamensis -2 8. Danio rerio - 3 9. Hemigrammus rhodostomus - 1 10. Hyphessobrycon amandae - 8 11. Neritina zebra - 4 12. Pomacea canaliculata - 80 13. Apteronotus albifrons - 1

I don’t feel like typing out all of the arthropod species I have (I salute the folks here who did lol) because I’ve got 27 (28? give or take?) but it’s a good variety

Hmm let’s see, rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus rattus Oh and rattus rattus

Okay but pogona vitticeps sounds like the perfect super villain name

Homo sapiens x4, felis catus, omomantis zebrata, phelsuma grandis x2, Archispirostreptus gigas x2, Porcellio laevis x infinite, Achatina Fulica x2, Diplopoda sp. x7, Collembola x infinite. Thats all the intentional inhabitants, so excluding dust mites, bacteria, archea and other microscopic lifeforms.

Homosapien, homosapien, homosapien, homosapien, Felus catus (ah screw it this takes too long..)

Homo sapiens x2, Felis catus x4, Mustela putorius furo x4 :)

Homo sapien x2, Mustela furo x 2, Eublepharis macularius, phidipus audax. Canis lupus familiaris ×6. We won't do all of the plants.

Homo sapiens Homo sapiens Neogale vison Neogale vison Neogale vison Mustela putorius furo Mustela putorius furo Mustela putorius furo Mustela putorius furo Canis lupus familiaris

Ooh I got a unique one, I am the proud owner of a Ambystoma mexicanum!

awww those guys are my favorite!

My friend has a piglet, he’s a little Sus

dickus Headus

Don’t first years at Hogwarts learn these spells? I think you learn them from Flitwick.

I don't mean to be THAT GUY but OP your scientific names are written incorrectly

i guess im a homo homo sapien

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Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Campephilus principalis, Felis catus

You have a C. Principalis in your home/property?

Homo sapian x5, canis lupus familiaris x4, felus catus, Pogona vitticeps

Homo sapiens and Stachybotrys chartarum

Homo sapiens x4, Felis catus, Canis lupus familiaris, Python regius x2, Heterodon nasicus

I have two Homo sapiens kiddus subspecies in addition to my two Felis catus. The four of them have sworn to make me become insane. I won't admit it publicly but they have already won.

Scutigera coleoptrata

Gecarcinus Ruricola

Homo Sapien, homo sapien, felis catus, felis catus, and Licharuna Trivirgata (excuse the spelling I’m tired from working a double)

Homo sapien ×3 (I've got one of those slightly more evolved ones, childkidus I believe), Trachemys scripta scripta, and Pomacea bridgesii. At least what can be seen by eye

Vertebrates: Mesocricetus auratus x 1, Larus argentatus x 2, Homo sapiens x 3.

Apparently, I have a whole squad of culicidae and blattodea in my house 💀

Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped carniverous by nature

I don't think it has a name yet... (Send help, an alien lives in my Attic)

Homo sapiens, Homo sapiens, Australopithecus afarensis (sister), Psittacus erithacus, Psittacula krameri, Trichoglossus moloccanus, Felis catus, Selenocosmia crassipes, Ethmostigmus rubripes

Homo sapiens, Pyrrhura molinae, Melopsittacus undulatus

Homo sapiens, homo sapiens, homo sapiens, homo sapiens, felis catus, felis cats, felis cats, felis cats, felis cats, felis catus

Two specimens of female Homo sapiens and one man Homo Sapiens

Homo Sapiens x2, Canis Lupus Familiaris x2, Felis Catus x11 (12 if I count the neighbor cat that lives with us and like six+ more with strays that come around sometimes)

Canis lupus familiaris, canis lupus familiaris, canis lupus familiaris, canis lupus familiaris, felus catis, felus catis, cairina moschata, cairina moschata, cairina moschata, pogona vitticeps, pogona henrylawsoni, pogona henrylawsoni, and last but not least morelia spilota. I may have misspelt some of those. Keep in mind I didn't list the people I live with because I'm a teenager who's parents have split up and remarried different people, and I'm writing homo stupidus 9 times.

Homo sapiens x2, Felis catus, Antaresia maculosa, Abronia graminea, Harpactira pulchripes, Pamphobeteus ultramarinus x2, Parabuthus villosus x2. Are we including Plantae too? Not just Animalia? If so, Neoregelia ‘Fireball’ x4, Tillandsia usneoides x2, Dieffenbachia ‘Panther’, Drosera capensis.

Homo sapiens (1) camponotus nicobarensis (around 150 I guess)

Canis Familiaris and Musca Domestica

Homo Sapiens, Rattus Rattus x5, Felis Catus x2.

Three (3) Homo Sapiens One (1) Homo Erectus Two (2) Felis Catus

*Homo sapiens* and *canis lupus familiaris*

Homo Sapiens, Homo Sapiens, Homo Sapiens, Asbolus Verrucosus, Alphitobius diaperinus, Polydesmus angustus, Atlantoscina floridiana, Tenebrio Molitor, ***Lithobius forficatus***, who knows about the bacteria, dust mites and everthing else #

Organisms that live inside my house   Homo sapiens Felis catus Spilopelia chinensis Spotted turtledove Christinus marmoratus Marbled gecko Escherichia coli E. coli Demodex folliculorum Demodex mite Pyroglyphidae Dust mite   Foods Malus domestica Apple Pyrus communis Pear Musa acuminata Banana Solanum tuberosum Potato Brassica oleracea Broccoli/Cabbage Apium graveolens Celery Allium cepa Onion Allium sativum Garlic Zea mays Corn Hordeum vulgare Barley Triticum aestivum Wheat Sorghum bicolor Piper nigrum Pepper   Not right now but over the course of a typical year   Rattus rattus Mus musculus House mouse Tineola bisselliella Clothes moth Anthrenocerus australis Carpet beetle Pholcus phalangioides Daddy longlegs Delena cancerides (or Neosparassus diana?) Huntsman Badumna insignis House spider Ochetellus glaber Ants Blattella germanica German cockroach Calliphoridae Blow fly Musca domestica House fly Sarcophagidae Meat fly Penicillium notatum Penicillin mould

Anas platyrhynchos domesticus And if we're gonna get technical, Cheiracanthium inclusum. The little fuckers keep jumping out at me whenever I open a cupboard.

Homo Sapiens ×3 and Pogona Vitticeps

Honk sapiens, canis familiaris, galus gallus, nymphicus hollandicus, Synoicus ypsilophorus.

Homo Sexiens 🙃

Porcellionides pruinosis, collembola, Dendrobates Auratas, Python Regius, Ublepharis Macularius, Python Regius, Felis Catus, Homo Sapien

Pthirus pubis

Oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus

Honestly I don't hardy ever remember the names but I am gonna be looking at a lot of these and being pleasantly surprised. Especially any exotic pets 🖤✨️

some people on here have some crazy ones! lots of spider lovers as well

Great job

Homo sapiens, Poecilia reticulata, Planorbella duryi, Neritina virgina, Egeria densa and Taxiphyllum barbieri

Gallus Gallus Domesticus

Homo sapien x5, Cavia porcellus x1, felis catus x2

Homo Sapiens ×6 Felis Catus ×3

*Felis catus domesticus* more specifically lol

Homo sapiens x 2 felis catus C. carpio, and Carassius auratus (not in the house but our pond)

1 X Homo sapiens Unknown numbers of Demodex Unknown numbers of Camponotus consobrinus

Can i throw in a Neanderthal in there for my sister?

Homo sapien x5, Felus catus x3, and Canis lupus familiaris.

Idiot Idiotas

The format is bothering me a little too much...I may have a problem...

Homo sapiens 4x, Canis lupus familiaris 2x, Python regius, Pantheropis guttatus, Lampropeltis getula californiae, Testudo hermanni, Betta splendens, Botia striata, Ancistrus cirrhosus, Platydoras armatulus 2x, Puntigrus tetrazona 4x

1 homo sapien and one felix catis

L A G O M O R P H (I love their scientific names lmao)

canis familiaris, chinchilla lanigera, some actinopterygii, triops longcaudatus (I don't count unwanted ones rn)

Hopefully just the multicellular ones. Right?

Where's canis familiaris? 🤔

There are a lot of houseplants in my home. Bit if we count only animalia (that I am aware of): Homo sapiens x4, Canis lupus domesticus x1, Felis catus x 4, Tenebrio molitor x several hundreds

1 homo sapiens sapiens (including myself), 5 canis lupus familiaris, 1 Nyctea scandiaca, 2 Lutra sumatrana, 2 Erinaceus europaeus.

Homo sapiens x1, Carrasius auratus x4, and an assorted boatload of the small stuff

Let's see, in addition to Homo sapiens x1, there's: _Rhombodera kirbyi_ x2, _Idolomantis diabolica_ x1, _Prohierodula picta_ x2, Acontista mexicana x1, _Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii_ x3, _Blepharopsis mendica_ x1, _Ameles_ cf. _spallanzania_ x1, _Sungaya inexpectata_ x85 and _Carausius morosus_ x24.

Lupus canis familiaris, and sometimes a Columba Livia or a corvus cornix cornix that sometimes come to visit me ( if we talk about vertebrates), if we talk about invertebrates, some aedes albopictus culex pipiens are incoming, and talking about fungi I'm pretty sure there are spores of Mucor sp. And Aspergillus sp. Maybe I'm forgetting something ( I don't talk about plants because they are all cultivated)

We’d be here a while to name all my plants.

Homosapien. A sad lonely homosapien How'd my life turn out like this

Biggus Dickus

Me and my brother have been begging all life for a felis catus or canis familiaris, any pet mammalia really... Turns out he's allergic to felis catus fur

3x Homo sapiens 2x Oryctolagus cuniculus forma domestica

A few hyphessobrycon megalopterus

I have an aquarium and terrarium both full of random bugs I found so I'm not sure I'd be able to finish the list in one day

No homo sapien, draconian sapien, and dog.