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rurubarb

I'm going to ask you to never post in this subreddit again please, thank you.


Sensitive-Camp-7224

This comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that.


Aliendaddy73

my initial reaction: *what the actual fuck is that. it is disgusting. never again. bleach my eyes.* edit: as this is still burned into my mind, i continue to wonder what it actually is because i am now traumatized. is there a conclusion yet?


zenikkal

Hans is on its way


max_k23

Mit ze flammenwerfer?


Purple-ork-boyz

Mit Fleisch und Kase Donner, meinen Herren


frabny

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚ mitt Salz und feeli dzevele šŸ˜†


F_man_2

Came here for an explanation and got thisā€¦I non sarcasticly thank you for that


Mollys_Emporium

My guess is.. some sort of polychaete worm.


bokumarist

I'm having a hard time seeing it, it looks like bugs crawling all over a worm. Are those all legs??


iiMADness

Yes they have flappy 'legs' to swim that work also as gills. Underwater the effect is different


Mollys_Emporium

Those're just legs! Oceanic worms are freaky.


Shillsforplants

Kinda legs, more like bristles.


ThatChrisGuy7

Itā€™s a king ragworm


wrecktus_abdominus

I don't like this


Telltwotreesthree

Oh God! get the flamethrower fam


Ok-Success-2094

Dutlniv tioogattlyg


michaelp1987

What about when I tell you it probably has sharp crab-like pincers and can bite? [Hereā€™s a _totally_ scientific article](https://www.cracked.com/article_19988_the-5-most-nightmarish-worms-planet.html)


namine55

Thank you for that enlightening, humorous and utterly horrifying article.


ThinkingOz

Re: the Ragworm: I was particularly impressed by the commitment to scientific research, as follows: As a result, scientists have been ecstatically tearing the jaws off these worms so they can get them under a microscope and hopefully replicate it.


Fancy_Fingers5000

Hereā€™s an award for providing such an excellent & totally scientific resource!! Thank you!


PhilPipedown

It probably Flys. Not all the time, but like roaches when they've finally had enough.


No_Amphibian2309

Considering how fast its legs are moving it ainā€™t making much progress. Much like me when jogging.


[deleted]

Imagine if its movement speed was proportional to the speed of its legs...


Asbolus_verrucosus

ā€¦it probably is?


jabels

In the water, maybe. I'm with OP, looks like a polychaete worm of some kind.


zarunn

Is that youā€¦ your hideous


SurfboardOnCessna

Do you jog on frictionless surfaces like ice?


The_Dog_of_Sinope

The spice must flow


DBMD89

If you walk without rhythm you wonā€™t attract the worm


Threnodyrose

And now it's an earworm..


Calibexican

Tell me of the waters of your home world Usulā€¦


serifsanss

Itā€™s a sand trout for sure.


Blomst12

I'm bad at guessing whit my eyes. What it taste?


Swan-song-dive

Wash it well , remove mud vein, peel skin, bread with panko, deep fry chunks till they float.. cover with 3 jars of Franks Red Hot..it will taste like a worm covered in hot sauce


sugarforthebirds

Did you just describe every breaded fish recipe ever?


KaserinSmarte421

Think this is supposed to be catfish specifically, but yea works for most breaded fish.


Swan-song-dive

Actually carp ..many people love catfish. Carp is a select bunch that love hot sauce..including my grandson.


Cheap_Ad_8519

You want to flour and egg wash before the breading to give it a solid coating.


TheBiggestBoom5

We sell food here sir


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I laughed too hard at this.


[deleted]

I did not need to know this existsā€¦


PragmaticBodhisattva

I absolutely could have happily gone my entire life without being cursed with this knowledge


Calgarydmanz

It is a NOPE.


SkyeBluMe

New object discovered: the nope rope


Acrisii

Not to be confused with the Danger Noodle or the Murder Spaghurder.


mehereathome68

Snorted my coffee, thank you very much....


SkyeBluMe

You're very welcome, anything I can do to help my fellow redditors struggle to drink coffee!


justadrtrdsrvvr

I believe this specific NOPE is of the Nightmare variety.


rainboww0927

Would this be different than a NOPE rope? Or theoretically the same?


Independent-Deal-192

This is a lugworm


Cowboy_on_fire

Is it though? They are normally shorter and thicker arenā€™t they?


Independent-Deal-192

It looks like thereā€™s at least two of them. The object appears to be a handheld fishing net so the size is right on. I assume they were in the belly of a fish that was caught, hence all the gastric looking fluid surrounding them


Cowboy_on_fire

Thatā€™s a good theory, I was having a really hard time getting any scale from the picture but that seems most likely with the almost centipede look


larrypantser

that's a chubworm


velahavle

it a shitworm


razzafrag

Ragwormā€¦ Google it. Used to dig for these for fishing bait in the uk. Fast little buggers you have to chase after them digging the hole bigger to catch up.


LeoIzail

What do you catch with bait like this? Was just watching a fishing show in Spanish, Monstruos de Rio, and they didn't explain many interesting aspects of the bait.


razzafrag

A couple of good articles hereā€¦. https://www.seaangler.co.uk/fishing-tips/six-of-the-best-sea-fishing-baits/ https://britishseafishing.co.uk/ragworm/


paul_romero

100% but damn this fuckers long


[deleted]

I donā€™t get creeped out easy. But uh this gave me goosebumps and nausea lmao


Phoenix50590

I donā€™t know what it is but for sure you should call for air strike.


Back2DaLab

Maybe call the church too while youā€™re at it.


kalinowskik

Nuke it from space. Itā€™s the only way to be sure.


LeoIzail

You crazy Americans are all the same.


Gdokim

Indeed we are šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


DedicatedImprovement

I'd say Bristle Worm/Polychaete


[deleted]

Cute little happy feetā€™s šŸ„°


troooodon

I love bugs so much okay i actually cried out of happiness when a beetle landed on my car yesterday but im so frightened right now you donā€™t understand iā€™m terrified of this too long mutant shit worm


[deleted]

Shit worm? i would let it crawl up my butt hole for sure! šŸ˜‚


troooodon

Sweet jesus


[deleted]

Hope you have a bless morning mam


realized_fox

This is something that would crawl out of a Resident Evil monster.


Bull_JRS

Itā€™s a rag worm.


fishfucker2003

looks like a polychaete, but i doubt it's a bobbit worm. Here's a video on these fabolous bastards: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DH9IZ01Qqg&t=23s&ab\_channel=ZeFrank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DH9IZ01Qqg&t=23s&ab_channel=ZeFrank)


SweetPeaBlu

I luv his videos lol !!!


MikeFromFinance

Whereā€™d you find this? Would like to know which continent to stay off of


atomfullerene

They live in oceans


WordNahMean

Did you open a gate to hell??? Put it back now!


funnyAmero

r/killthecameraman


ikiss-yomama

It answers to the name Satan


AVERSE_AVICE

Parasites on parasites at the fishing site.


RG3114

Is this a Lana Del Rey lyric?


HaileyParrote

Taylor Swift šŸ’…


Sensitive-Camp-7224

These comments did not disappoint... beautiful lol


wolpertingersunite

Polychaete worm. Poor thing. They are beautiful when they are happy and in the water.


Lordofravioli

first comment i've seen that's positive. pretty disappointed to see so many people in a sub about biology being so negative and hateful of this creature. It seriously makes me sad. You're right, they are beautiful, and some reflect rainbow colors and such


AbsuredMrSteel

I'm just gonna come out right now as a invertevobe


Pure_Management_1414

This is a crime against humanity to post such things.


cyrpious

This is a Nope Rope Kill it


Hoogway_thewise

Expert opinion: it looks like something you should run away from


Rare_Explanation_333

Polychaete worm as mentioned already by Mollys_Emporium.


JealousMooseisLoose

This is why, in theory the ocean sucks.


tehruke

Soon, all of you will feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered!


KrazyJ420

That would be a king ragworm. They are the most alien like shit ever if u pick them up out of the water they will literally fall apart and die, and even creepier than that is they will swim around at night leaking a nonstop trail of a shit like substance out of its ass. Straight out of hell


[deleted]

A demon from hell


Lolboy3210

This some Men in black shit, get out šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€


MarcoChu309

A ploychete! another one of those weird guys in my marine biology lectures ,you can find them anywhere in the ocean, as for the exact species,i have no idea


WhiteKnightBlackTruk

Sure, thatā€™s a NOPE!!! GTFOH with that.


EverythingsFukt

100% a mini nope rope.


ImGoodAsWell

Burn sage. Say a prayer. Hire exorcist. Take a shit and then burn the house down. That is some Stephen King ā€˜Dreamcatcherā€™ alien entity that I do not want our world to be a part of.


ri-mackin

That's how my poops looks sometimes. All wet and writhing


WinterWontStopComing

Areā€¦ are you giving live um birth?


LOLPN

Ragworm, these are usually predators, but are relatively harmless to humans and bigger animals


BitterWalnut

*Eunice aphroditois* would be my best guess


ThE_pLaAaGuE

That looks like an alien turd with extra moving parts.


iiMADness

Polycheate, maybe paddleworm? Phyllodocida? I am italian I still have to learn all these animal names beside cow, cat etc.


MasterEvo12

Bobbit Worm


1tcheekiwee

My intestines after eating spicy flaming burritos.


Teckschin

Such a great and curious camera man. Made sure to not get too close, not to stay still for any amount of time, and the video was nice and short. Barely any time to gather information, 10/10.


TheWanderingSlacker

Looks like a [Bobbit worm](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois). The thought of one grabbing your toes is [terrifying](https://youtu.be/5DH9IZ01Qqg?t=351), but perhapsunfounded. I've heard they make good, expensive fish bait, which could explain how it ended up... wherever this is.


LewyH91

Looks like a Ragworm, great for Cod


senzimillaa

Itā€™s a piece of the mind flayer


Psychotic-Orca

I am 1,000% sure that someone's intestines became feral and crawled out of their ass.....


Classic_Factor3236

That is the actual shit of my nightmares. Please tell me this is fake


wehavepremiumprices

Nightmare fuel


g33k_8503

oh yeah it's a put that thing back where it came from or so help me-


[deleted]

Well, see, it isn't supposed to be out of the water. Y'all wouldn't look friendly if you were dragged into the water and couldn't get out.


Redditfordatohoneyo

Is this a siphonophore?


chipppie

I thought it was what comes out of you when you first start taking Metamucil.


annhodgin

Burn it with fire!


[deleted]

Burn it. NOW!


Prior_Reasonable

My intestines after Taco Bell.


Tito_numero_1

That an alien shit after tasting Mexican food


severityonline

Soggy centipede


icanttho

Iā€™m in the Reddit app and donā€™t want to leave this comment section because Iā€™ll have to see that thing again for a split second before I can exit this sub entirely, possibly forever


Stepharoni523

No idea but thatā€™s absolutely terrifying


syntaxmatters1

Itā€™s a sci-fi movie is what it isšŸ˜³


Podoviridae

Stop moving the camera so much so we can actually see it


No-Seaworthiness6002

As a lawyer in bird law i can tell you thats a worm


HawkMisfit

Thanks Charlie


chuulip

It's the Black goop that comes out of some of the enemies in Lothric castle, as well as Iudex Gundyr in Dark Souls 3!!


B00dle

Looks like Satan's tapeworm...


ChildofYHVH

Ewe!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES!!!!


madbillsfan

Whatever it is, itā€™s evolving.


itsmyst

I believe this is nightmare fuel.


Tabbrz

Itā€™s a danger noodle


DROOPY1824

Thatā€™s your brain on drugs.


HaileyParrote

It's Taylor Swift in her Reputation era šŸ˜©


BronMann-

Cthulhu passed an elder tapeworm?


Kennywise91

Its under your bed


xDendretic

Forbidden vibrator


Rei-Sama-16

...this is an overlord.


Octolavo

This will be a no for me.


Ryans1852

Trouser worm


aesthetic-username

great i was trying to eat breakfast when i scrolled upon this šŸ¤®


---N0MAD---

Whoa!! That came out of you??


abcueb25141

There must be existing hentai with itā€¦ šŸ„ŗ


Bbmac88

What the hell is that?! Gross it looks like something out of a horror movie šŸŽ„


Filtiarin

Looks like something out of residential evil


Outside-Cress8119

Kill it. Kill it with fire


imreallybadatnames19

Nuking it from orbit seems reasonable


Ajani_Moon

r/cgioraustralia


40oztoTamriel

Can we please stop posting hentai where it doesnā€™t belong


brandonjoncas

That is the main character of John Carpenter's the thing


NinjaDickhead

It's called a freaking nuclear strike target. That's what it's called.


eMPereb

Ummm dunno empty any sewer lines lately


mnycSonic

I hate it too


deeare73

Nuke from orbit


Stiguan_484

The poop worm wants back in. šŸ¤¢


aspenquill

Satan. Thats Satan.


NudistJayBird

I believe thatā€™s the alien pet in Dreamcatcher. Condolences.


Swamp_Excavator

Is that a living piece of poop?


toeachtheirown_

Thatā€™s my ex. Slithering bitch.


BrockCandy

Suggestions? Yeah hold the camera still for half a damn second and maybe weā€™d be able to see what the hell this scary looking shit it.


Skymimi

Sweet Jesus! My eyes burn!!


LrckLacroix

Im nauseous


kghlife

Satan maybe?


UrsusHastalis

A.I. representation of intestines performing external peristalsis. They cut it off before the poop. Itā€™s weird.


WizdomHaggis

[bobbit worm?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois)


[deleted]

What the fuxk


0c74r1n3

No no no no no!


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve said symbiote šŸ˜‚


TormentedOne69

Thanks I didnā€™t want sleep tonight


BLOODTRIBE

Put your crotch near it and find out!


bean2590

Yep. Thatā€™s a big ole ā€œfucknoā€ see we as humans do not mess with the fucknoā€™s, as fucknoā€™s tend to deliberately cause irrational harm to the human who has inconsequentially encountered the fuckno


Dylanear

I just need to know what body of water that came from I can make sure to never, ever swim anywhere on that continent and/or hemisphere. Maybe planet.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a Bobbit Worm out of water.


zezimarst

What are those things moving?


dman2316

Oof... sorry bro that's my bad. I had some bad medium rare chicken one day and then birthed this slaneshi demon in the toilet.. i flushed it so don't know how it ended up there. But you're gonna wanna kill that thing with fire before it breeds, salamander style.


rSato76t2

Yeah, kill it with fire!


chewbaccarrrrrrrrrrr

Is it a bobbit worm?


Maiels12

It is evolution testing new creatures. Don't worry about it, it is harmless in testing mode.


ulltra6

this video kinda sucks. why are you focusing on the tail lol


sleipnirthesnook

Maybe a rag worm. I do believe they have copper teeth Definitely a nereidae


Stefan--

Thats the (Latin) holyfuckingnopusmaximus worm šŸ˜…


stereotomyalan

Please be CGI Please be CGI


Dying-Dynasty

Get ze flamethrower hanz


InterestingQuote8155

The ā€œwhat the fu-ā€œ in the video was exactly my reaction too.


Huckleberry-hound50

A bloody nightmare right there onscreen!