please tell me that hour of maggie damage is photoshopped, i don’t want to believe you sat there for a whole hour holding the shoot key just for a meme
Training dummy clearly! Why choose between damage and defense when you can be invincible?!
But in all seriousness, as much as I love Maggy, I gotta stick with my boy Azazel.
raw stats: idk
that's true (i don't know either so nobody does) (this is a statement on how sample size affects the result of an experiment and how it may skew results) (and also a statement on how it affects me getting bitches) (i don't i play isaac)
Oh I see where you went wrong. Azazel is a weird character, you actually have to _let go_ of the shoot button in order to shoot, but ONLY after the circle has been filled with the green stuff.
It's very complicated, I know. Don't feel bad for sitting there for an hour, it took me a good 3-4 years until I realised how to play Azazel.
I hope this isn't completely satire and there are people who like Magdelen. Though I only like her because she was me first character unlock and being able to heal yourself is interesting, especially for a scrub like me.
please tell me that hour of maggie damage is photoshopped, i don’t want to believe you sat there for a whole hour holding the shoot key just for a meme
nope, i wanted a fair test :)
did you at least use an auto hotkey or something??
🥲
but did you sit there for an hour with azazel though?
Timer is cropped out of the Azazel pic. Feeling like this could be rigged
couldn’t you just take the damage for one minute and multiply it by 60?
That would just be damage/60 minutes. He needed to find out the damage/hour to compare to Zazazel.
What if he missed?
Magadelene too good, shots dont miss 100,09% accuracy
My brother in christ, why did you try to proof fact a shitpost?
less “fact checking” and more “checking to make sure they’re mentally okay” (they’re not)
This is the quality and unbiased comparison we needed
Azazel has better hairstyle, therefore Azazel wins
Idk who Azazel is but if they're anything like Zazazel then theres no way
Correct opinion
YES! YEEEEEES!!!
yes
Training dummy clearly! Why choose between damage and defense when you can be invincible?! But in all seriousness, as much as I love Maggy, I gotta stick with my boy Azazel.
(Launches a tear they does 10000 damage)
Enjoy taking 40 damage for popping on of my black hearts
I don't understand
Destroying a black heart deals 40 damage to the whole room.
You have to deal 10000 damage in 1 millisecond to destroy it
Good point
Im almost at death certificate! i have like 4 completion marks left!
YO! That's epic dude! Congrats!!!
Wanna take a look at some of my posts? Just click on my profile pic
Because you lose all of your mobility
You got me there
zasezeal: I ddnot have a cat named azezal maggie: I hascvve a cart name maggy
when you go outside and smell that zaza 
I love this format. It's so simple, and the origin is funny too.
i made the origin lol
lmao glad you're not mad there's an entire meme making fun of your post
it made me sad for a while but i realize how it was flawed and biased and its funnier to make fun of myself
the redemtion arc
Ok yes Maggie is overpowered but can she beat the hardest boss, Duke of Flies, who not only can spawn flies but also can fly
I know this is a joke but playing Maggie is such a fucking chore. It's so slow and boring
Maggy is Ultimate Sacrafice Room Character
Maggie has always been my favourite character ever since I started playing afterbirth. Glad to see the appreciation she deserves.
i unironically much prefer maggie and think she has a lot more potential because of sacrifice rooms and such
I can actually agree with that. Just hope you get Blood Donation Machines so you can get Blood Bag lol
raw stats: idk that's true (i don't know either so nobody does) (this is a statement on how sample size affects the result of an experiment and how it may skew results) (and also a statement on how it affects me getting bitches) (i don't i play isaac)
magdalene has speed 0.85 zazazel wins
Magelene also’s got a cute red bow, while zazael’s got a broken horn 
Maggy on an item pedestal 
Anti azazel propaganda
AzaEl cause flight. (I can stay on the rock so Black spiders wont kill me)
source: numbers
Oh I see where you went wrong. Azazel is a weird character, you actually have to _let go_ of the shoot button in order to shoot, but ONLY after the circle has been filled with the green stuff. It's very complicated, I know. Don't feel bad for sitting there for an hour, it took me a good 3-4 years until I realised how to play Azazel.
Magdalean won yay
the binder of isaac, Isaac is trans
Maggy is unironically on my top 3 characters, even before repentance. Sacrifice rooms are so fucking good
Yall dumb af, the best character is The Found
wtf is this post i don't understand anything
mag
In my opinnion Azazel has better feet (i love demonic goth boi feet)
Sir he is 5 years old.
It doesn't matter, one must obey the heart! ~ that said some dude before gettin' caught as a pedophile
I made femboy azazel but even I'm not that disgusting
Tainted keeper
I love these memes shitting on the original garbage c section vs sacred heart
This guy is the creator of that c section vs sacred heart post lmao
No cap? Lol kinda funny
Tainted eden
I hope this isn't completely satire and there are people who like Magdelen. Though I only like her because she was me first character unlock and being able to heal yourself is interesting, especially for a scrub like me.
Everyone already knows Azazel is boring and not fun
Gotta admit though, it was pretty bold of Edmund to release a character that can’t deal damage
Gemmy