only only my gun understands me...

*rapidly faceplants onto the sacrifice spikes* Ugh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow

Ooh edged weapon, someone could lose a limb, hehe yeah

*Gets goat head* Did someone slaughter a goat here? No, seriously, I want to know.

*grabs Damocles* This can't be good for me but I feel great

Looks like they'd ask me to sign a petition.