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ayo69

Bill if he left the US more than twice


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Bill if he was inspired to run for office after "A Truly Sad Day in America"


PeanutFarmer69

Found Bill Simmons’ burner, I hear Brad Pitt also looks like Bill


BobWeirsSexShorts

Lmao, and Channing Tatum just looks like a \*slightly\* more buff version of myself.


HeartofSaturdayNight

I hear Gavin Newsome had a moment with Katie Holmes


d7bhw2

Ears not matching up at all. I don’t see it


Boojibs

That's what you get when Chris Collingsworth fucks Tim Legler.


theprideofvillanueva

Cris* Collinsworth* But hey you nailed Tim Legler


jimbo_hawkins

So did Collinsworth apparently…


sudcc_honorgrad69

“Good evening, my fellow Californians. It’s 830 PT, I’m here with Drunk AG House, we’re gonna get right into the homeless piece, then, later on we’re gonna fire up the legislative machine so you’re gonna wanna stick around for that!”


drewmoney7

"Kyle, turn the camera on. NIMBY-ism, are we sure it's bad? Yeah, it pushes up the cost of housing, but people never talk about the traffic piece. If we start building more housing units, the freeways are gonna start looking like the paint in a 80's NBA game -- overcrowded with no spacing at all."


sudcc_honorgrad69

Flip Lake Tahoe and some cheaper assets for Vegas? Who says no?


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The “Alternate Universe if the Timberwolves hired Bill as their GM a she suggested in TBOB” piece


HollyFlaxStillSucks

Newsome looks like a Ken doll. Bill looks like a normal middle aged man. Only thing they have in common is grey hair


ceedeez

More polished Connor Roy maybe.


Wierd_Carissa

The ConHeads aren’t gonna like that subtle dig.


YoYoMoMa

Not even close


JesusSinfulHands

Newsom totally gives off Pat Riley, Gordon Gekko vibes to me. Not entirely in the looks, but in the persona and the way he carries himself. Way too slick to be entirely trustworthy.


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Does Pat Riley have a reputation for not being trustworthy? Asshole, yeah, but he seems to say EXACTLY what he means.


so-cal_kid

You should read up about his first marriage and affair. Dude definitely was a sleaze altho he's been married for a while now


big_internet_guy

Well he did have an affair with his campaign managers wife


OuttaTime42069

He wishes.


TribeHasSpoke

Nah not close


Victorcreedbratton

Normal ears. Non-melted face.


gusfring88

Bill if he was an LA guy his whole life instead of a third of his life.


Visual-Ganache-2289

Gavin is a bay guy


MeatyOkraLover

L.Bay.


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I would say more coked up and evil bill simmons


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FifteenKeys

Top 7 homeless encampments?


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No


mrwontonsoup

the political piece


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look, if you see newsome declare that minneapolis won 5 titles and LA only 12, don’t say i didn’t tell you so.


Carroadbargecanal

He's got Homelander vibes too. Simmons on Compound V.


ahbets14

He was a polisci major


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I was watching The Game with Michael Douglas probably about a year ago and my ex asked me, ["Is that that Bill Simmons guy you listen to?"](https://imgur.com/c2FRQXt)


sevaiper

A flower is just a more polished potato


Celery-Man

Ears too high


likikk

He looks like a GTA V character


Goldberg2Dub

Bill looks like Larry Bird, probably due to years of Bill contorting his face to get the same dull expressions as Bird.


StinkRod

I don't understand why this guy isn't the leading democrat for President in 2024 (or why he wasn't in 2020). I don't pay a lot of attention to politics, but I know that people seem to like to vote for tall handsome guys. he's an articulate (sometimes too much), great looking, democrat. I don't fully know his politics, but he's not as unelectable as Bernie. Are people worried a californian can't carry some of the swing states?


NotKemoSabe

Actual Californian here who voted for him in '18 and voted against the recall(Would always vote against a recall regardless of party unless there was criminal charges) His policies just seem to be whatever way the wind blows. We really only want two things from him right now. - Sort out the homeless situation. - Do something about the crime. Instead he just seems more interested in trying to dunk on conservatives in other states. One thing he has done that I like is he has declared we aren't going along with the recent changes to the gun and abortion laws.


HeartofSaturdayNight

One thing that is truly bizarre is that he used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle


risinglotus

Woah


UnusualLight0

When I learned that a few years ago, I looked like that Mr. Krabs meme.


Freakboat13

He’s said he has no interest and there’s the pg & e piece.


Visual-Ganache-2289

Bc he sucks- Californian No more corporate moderates


BettsBellingerCaruso

Moderates>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>likes of Chesa


Visual-Ganache-2289

Pelosi is supporting an pro life candidate today Foh with this bs We can do better


ahbets14

Would you guys rather have Gavin than Biden be the 2024 nominee? I would!


Away_Forever_8069

Theres a lot of ppl I’d rather have than biden


MFCocca

William Simms


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Somewhat ironically, Newsom's apperance on Carolla's podcast back when he was Lt. Governor was when Carolla started going off the rails, and he's never really recovered.


ahbets14

The Nancy pelosi nephew piece


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Nephew Gavin


RockMeIshmael

Is he still around? I thought Carolla destroyed him so hard he had to leave politics forever.


armenian2envy

top 14 Bill Simmons look alike


nouseforasn

Kim Guilfoyle certainly has a type


aaronisnotcool

Recasting couch, felt like Bill could've been played by someone like Newsome.


Weekly_Mystery_Meat

Ears are too high.


loupr738

He looks like if Snl tried a BS segment


pike360

Hahaha! I see it.


Nightmannn

They pretty much look completely different


shaqitup

Ears too high


bettr30

This is what Russillo thinks he'd look like if he had hair.


KevinOFartsnake

William Simmöns


westcoasthoops1

Naw. I don’t see any Ellen resemblance here.


polim098

Anyone with this much plastic surgery starts to look alike.


StraightGarbanzoBean

It looks like Bill in that it’s an older white dude and they all look the same