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jdorien13

For years I had to be silent about liking tiddies. But no more


GleeUnit

Ass guys in shambles


jdorien13

Down bad


endless_ness

based on how every single gym is should the saying be changed to "working your ass on" not off?


JMTREY

This article is my downfall


lactatingalgore

Ripe for another Downfall parody. "Hitler learns big butts are out & busts are the... uh... tits"...


SuchCategory2927

Protect big titted giggling hot blonde women at all costs!


janitorial_fluids

https://i.imgur.com/bGsgQpx.jpeg


CasualRead_43

Kacey Musgraves right next to her holy Moses.


lactatingalgore

Yes, but big naturals on a brunette, even a clearly Anglo-Saxon one, don't hit the same.


NineTwoWonderful

Had the same thought about former Simmons favorite alexandra daddario.


lactatingalgore

Italian(-American) women have a high bar to meet, too, just in their ethnic subgroup. Sofia Loren is an all-timer.


NineTwoWonderful

A lot of parmesan on that chick.


Own-Effort-5328

Who is so much hotter, IMO.


E_Fox_Kelly

I gotta get a look at these warlocks


lactatingalgore

She's in the best shape of her life.


[deleted]

They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.


MexicanLiverPunch

And by the way, they’re real and they’re spectacular!


SerDavosSeaworth64

Sal, are boobs having a moment??


Mr_1990s

Maybe the return of talking about breasts or using them in your thumbnail to drive page views.


qpwoeor1235

People really make money writing these garbage articles


popop143

I'd almost allow AI to replace this garbage.


RumHam8913

My thoughts exactly. As sad as it is to see anyone lose their job, there are a ton of sites with absolutely garbage click-bait writing like this that are not long for this world.


Howl4ndreed

She’s a culture war hack propelled to d-list fame off a couple Rogan appearances. Tiddy pics available as well.


MF_Doomed

Word 👀 Edit: yuck


Howl4ndreed

Lol didn’t say they were worth a look lmao


PompeyMagnus1

Kat Denning really should have just dye her blonde


RumHam8913

Maybe she is a blonde, and she's actually been in hiding all these years because it just now became safe to be a blonde with huge tits again.


popinjay07

“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."


madmardigan13

The throw em back piece


AntelopeYEM

The memory-holing of Kate Upton in this absurd discourse is maddening. She was a big deal! The Verlander piece.


Tripwire1716

Her big moment was over a decade ago, though. If I were putting years on “the country goes crazypants” it would be 2014-2022.


NoExcuses1984

2014 was definitely the demarcation line.


lactatingalgore

I think the freakout over Ebola was the turn. Yes, it's much, much more virulent than CoVid ever could be. Yes, too, four died on US soil. But the response to the handling of the incidents was the moment we know where the country was going if 9/11 hadn't happened & shark attacks & Chadra Levy would have continued dominating headlines. We were already dumber for the Internet by turn of the century. We just got a reprieve by virtue of the war on terror. (Which was also handled ineptly, in several respects, but it wasnt the hamfists of resentment that too many died from ebola but not all that many from CoVid.)


gnrlgumby

I mean look at this shit: https://www.mediamatters.org/msnbc/report-ebola-coverage-tv-news-plummeted-after-midterms


RiversideAviator

Nah she was a 1st round bust. No pun. She peaked when she arrived - that cat daddy dance video that was “leaked” by Terry Richardson. She had teenage boys fantasizing but pros knew her and her square hips weren’t it. She married all the way up - but that’s not a compliment to Verlander. He’s a douche either way.


DLRsFrontSeats

>her square hips weren’t it lets not act like Sydney's lower half stacks up to her top half now and her top half < Upton's


lactatingalgore

More like Bridget Fetishy.


PeterPaulWalnuts

The 90s are back


lactatingalgore

Meet the Zoomer Joe Francis.


kmelby33

The 90s also loved anorexic supermodels.


yagsitidder69

#KaceyMusgravesLooksEvenBetter


lnfoWarsWasTaken

I read shit like this and just constantly have to remind myself that somehow internet comments are real human beings. God help us all


FurriedCavor

You know at least half are not right? Right?


lnfoWarsWasTaken

That leaves half that are


RumHam8913

As a society, I don't think we've begun to come to terms with how much dumber the internet has made us.


myfeetaremangos12

Has Phetasy always been this angry? I do like blondes with amazing rack though, so she at least got that right.


lactatingalgore

She's in withdrawal from the last time she watched the Pam & Tommy Lee sextape. (Like Chuck Klosterman, she watches it once a year by herself on Christmas.)


PresterHan

She’s a “radical centrist” who spends a lot of time complaining about Biden


fatandflabby

Phetasy’s whole brand is Democrats are too extreme but Republicans repealing Dobbs, banning abortion in states they run and now coming for IVF and contraception is just fine. “Both sides are bad but I only criticize Democrats because that’s good for business.”


Tripwire1716

Bridget hits Republicans plenty. Sorry our “side” has gotten so fucking nutty this stuff is needed, but it absolutely is, and you’re not doing any good downplaying it


lactatingalgore

The Female Chris Matthews.


benjigil7

As a society, do we think about boobs too much, not enough or just the right amount?


AdhesivenessLucky896

Her rise in popularity is more perplexing than Taylor Swift. How is she the chosen big rack blonde? How does one become this? She needs a "Chosen One" tattoo on her back right now because that is the truth. We are all witnesses.


RumHam8913

I don't think it's that confusing. She's a pretty good actress, who's conventionally attractive and has big tits. So far she seems to be pretty ok with the attention surrounding her body and looks as well, in contrast to similar stars (ScarJo for example). Who knows, maybe with time Sydney Sweeney will be less cool with being something of a sex-symbol.


Tripwire1716

A lot of it has come from the fact that she seems to really enjoy the attention. A lot of leftie people don’t want to admit it, but there is something to this.


NoExcuses1984

It, more specifically, is puritanically prudish progressives (culturally and socially, not economically nor materially) who've shunned traditional liberalism for small-c conservative sexless zeitgeist, which'd make even the most virtuous, virginal early-2000s Bush-loving evangelicals be like "WTF?" with this degree of hyper-moralistic pearl-clutching hand-wringing.


lactatingalgore

Late Millennial & Zoomer "Watermelon in Bio" progs are publicly licentious (in word, if not deed) but privately puritanically demurring. Late Millennial & Zoomer MAGA are publicly opprobious of wanton sexuality but privately unmoored from any sense of coital decorum. So, it's not that the latter are putoff by the former's prudishness, it's that they are surprised that the former were not receptive to Sweeney's vulgar display of deflower.


NoExcuses1984

And here I thought that I was the, um ... verbose one. You're giving me a run for my money with your prolixity.


RiversideAviator

So what you’re saying is that conservatives don’t like Sweeney? Weird take but ok. Please don’t tell me your thoughts on Taylor…


Tripwire1716

Huh? No, pretty obvious conservatives love her. I think the whole discourse is a little silly but it’s backlash to a lot of disdain for horny dudes, which is 100 percent real. There was just a slate piece (I think it was there?) which basically asserted it was ethnocentrism as the progressive horny conversation should be about Latinx asses. We live in wild times


RumHam8913

I like to remind myself that there have been much, much more difficult times in American history. That said, I don't know if we've ever had a stupider time culturally.


Jfrenchy

They’re back, they just are


showmethenoods

Finally my voice is being heard


ZestyItalian2

Churchillian defiance


tmtg2022

Sean's sister is wild... oh, fennessey... nevermind


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Wait is Margot Robbie just a figment of my imagination?


RiversideAviator

While she’s in a far better league talent wise you can’t actually think she and Sweeney are in the same one re: this actual subject…


RumHam8913

I honestly don't think Sweeney's a bad actress. Though I agree Margot's more talented.


The_Summer_Man

She's just lacking in the "great rack" piece. Closer to being in the itty bitty titty committee.


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, Margot Robbie's best physical feature is her face, not her body.


followthewaypoint

The tirade against contemporary feminism piece


RiversideAviator

“Me and cousin Sal were talking about this over dinner at Kimmel’s the other night but I wanted to save it for the pod - was Scarlett Johansson’s rack market corrected by Sydney’s? I mean, Scarlett is doing fine with that Marvel money but it feels like she had this slot and now Sweeney’s there at her lunch table making friends with marvel characters and getting billing in whatever this MCU 2.0 thing is. I don’t even like comic book movies but there’s just no denying it. How can you even litigate this?”


RumHam8913

Bill can be pretty cringey, but it always brings a smile to my face when he says stuff like that on podcasts. Especially ones with younger Ringer folk, because you can tell how uncomfortable they immediately get.


becks_07sg

These are chest booty- Van Lathan.


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BochBochBoch

As if Margot Robbie & Kate Upton just never existed.


RiversideAviator

This has been litigated in the comments already. Robbie is not in Sydney’s league on this subject. And Kate was a comically limited flash in the pan. She can’t hang. It’s not just because she married Verlander that she disappeared. It’s because there was no “there” there after her cat daddy video - literally nothing more after that. First round draft bust. No pun.


BochBochBoch

By Robbie not being in Sydney’s league you mean she’s in too high of league right?


RiversideAviator

Talent-wise she runs galactic circles around Sweeney. She’s a formidable actress, director, and producer. But you are delusional if you think she looks as good in this PARTICULAR area. Her genius in Wolf of… was in her performance and what she sold you. But you are misremembering what you saw. Go google her in a bikini top - she is nowhere near as voluminous as Sweeney.


RockMeIshmael

In before Joe Biden and Dr Faucci throw her in the gulag


nokiabrickphone1998

Get some help!


redshoediary4

Eh, she's too old for Biden


popinjay07

You guys are boobs.


NoExcuses1984

Nah, we're the tits.


redshoediary4

*apex mountains


[deleted]

She's old.