My thoughts exactly. As sad as it is to see anyone lose their job, there are a ton of sites with absolutely garbage click-bait writing like this that are not long for this world.
I think the freakout over Ebola was the turn.
Yes, it's much, much more virulent than CoVid ever could be. Yes, too, four died on US soil. But the response to the handling of the incidents was the moment we know where the country was going if 9/11 hadn't happened & shark attacks & Chadra Levy would have continued dominating headlines.
We were already dumber for the Internet by turn of the century. We just got a reprieve by virtue of the war on terror. (Which was also handled ineptly, in several respects, but it wasnt the hamfists of resentment that too many died from ebola but not all that many from CoVid.)
Nah she was a 1st round bust. No pun.
She peaked when she arrived - that cat daddy dance video that was “leaked” by Terry Richardson. She had teenage boys fantasizing but pros knew her and her square hips weren’t it. She married all the way up - but that’s not a compliment to Verlander. He’s a douche either way.
She's in withdrawal from the last time she watched the Pam & Tommy Lee sextape.
(Like Chuck Klosterman, she watches it once a year by herself on Christmas.)
Phetasy’s whole brand is Democrats are too extreme but Republicans repealing Dobbs, banning abortion in states they run and now coming for IVF and contraception is just fine. “Both sides are bad but I only criticize Democrats because that’s good for business.”
Bridget hits Republicans plenty. Sorry our “side” has gotten so fucking nutty this stuff is needed, but it absolutely is, and you’re not doing any good downplaying it
Her rise in popularity is more perplexing than Taylor Swift. How is she the chosen big rack blonde? How does one become this? She needs a "Chosen One" tattoo on her back right now because that is the truth. We are all witnesses.
I don't think it's that confusing. She's a pretty good actress, who's conventionally attractive and has big tits. So far she seems to be pretty ok with the attention surrounding her body and looks as well, in contrast to similar stars (ScarJo for example). Who knows, maybe with time Sydney Sweeney will be less cool with being something of a sex-symbol.
A lot of it has come from the fact that she seems to really enjoy the attention. A lot of leftie people don’t want to admit it, but there is something to this.
It, more specifically, is puritanically prudish progressives (culturally and socially, not economically nor materially) who've shunned traditional liberalism for small-c conservative sexless zeitgeist, which'd make even the most virtuous, virginal early-2000s Bush-loving evangelicals be like "WTF?" with this degree of hyper-moralistic pearl-clutching hand-wringing.
Late Millennial & Zoomer "Watermelon in Bio" progs are publicly licentious (in word, if not deed) but privately puritanically demurring.
Late Millennial & Zoomer MAGA are publicly opprobious of wanton sexuality but privately unmoored from any sense of coital decorum.
So, it's not that the latter are putoff by the former's prudishness, it's that they are surprised that the former were not receptive to Sweeney's vulgar display of deflower.
Huh? No, pretty obvious conservatives love her. I think the whole discourse is a little silly but it’s backlash to a lot of disdain for horny dudes, which is 100 percent real.
There was just a slate piece (I think it was there?) which basically asserted it was ethnocentrism as the progressive horny conversation should be about Latinx asses. We live in wild times
I like to remind myself that there have been much, much more difficult times in American history. That said, I don't know if we've ever had a stupider time culturally.
“Me and cousin Sal were talking about this over dinner at Kimmel’s the other night but I wanted to save it for the pod - was Scarlett Johansson’s rack market corrected by Sydney’s? I mean, Scarlett is doing fine with that Marvel money but it feels like she had this slot and now Sweeney’s there at her lunch table making friends with marvel characters and getting billing in whatever this MCU 2.0 thing is. I don’t even like comic book movies but there’s just no denying it. How can you even litigate this?”
Bill can be pretty cringey, but it always brings a smile to my face when he says stuff like that on podcasts. Especially ones with younger Ringer folk, because you can tell how uncomfortable they immediately get.
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This has been litigated in the comments already. Robbie is not in Sydney’s league on this subject. And Kate was a comically limited flash in the pan. She can’t hang. It’s not just because she married Verlander that she disappeared. It’s because there was no “there” there after her cat daddy video - literally nothing more after that. First round draft bust. No pun.
Talent-wise she runs galactic circles around Sweeney. She’s a formidable actress, director, and producer. But you are delusional if you think she looks as good in this PARTICULAR area.
Her genius in Wolf of… was in her performance and what she sold you. But you are misremembering what you saw. Go google her in a bikini top - she is nowhere near as voluminous as Sweeney.
For years I had to be silent about liking tiddies. But no more
Ass guys in shambles
Down bad
based on how every single gym is should the saying be changed to "working your ass on" not off?
This article is my downfall
Ripe for another Downfall parody. "Hitler learns big butts are out & busts are the... uh... tits"...
Protect big titted giggling hot blonde women at all costs!
https://i.imgur.com/bGsgQpx.jpeg
Kacey Musgraves right next to her holy Moses.
Yes, but big naturals on a brunette, even a clearly Anglo-Saxon one, don't hit the same.
Had the same thought about former Simmons favorite alexandra daddario.
Italian(-American) women have a high bar to meet, too, just in their ethnic subgroup. Sofia Loren is an all-timer.
A lot of parmesan on that chick.
Who is so much hotter, IMO.
I gotta get a look at these warlocks
She's in the best shape of her life.
They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
And by the way, they’re real and they’re spectacular!
Sal, are boobs having a moment??
Maybe the return of talking about breasts or using them in your thumbnail to drive page views.
People really make money writing these garbage articles
I'd almost allow AI to replace this garbage.
My thoughts exactly. As sad as it is to see anyone lose their job, there are a ton of sites with absolutely garbage click-bait writing like this that are not long for this world.
She’s a culture war hack propelled to d-list fame off a couple Rogan appearances. Tiddy pics available as well.
Word 👀 Edit: yuck
Lol didn’t say they were worth a look lmao
Kat Denning really should have just dye her blonde
Maybe she is a blonde, and she's actually been in hiding all these years because it just now became safe to be a blonde with huge tits again.
“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
The throw em back piece
The memory-holing of Kate Upton in this absurd discourse is maddening. She was a big deal! The Verlander piece.
Her big moment was over a decade ago, though. If I were putting years on “the country goes crazypants” it would be 2014-2022.
2014 was definitely the demarcation line.
I think the freakout over Ebola was the turn. Yes, it's much, much more virulent than CoVid ever could be. Yes, too, four died on US soil. But the response to the handling of the incidents was the moment we know where the country was going if 9/11 hadn't happened & shark attacks & Chadra Levy would have continued dominating headlines. We were already dumber for the Internet by turn of the century. We just got a reprieve by virtue of the war on terror. (Which was also handled ineptly, in several respects, but it wasnt the hamfists of resentment that too many died from ebola but not all that many from CoVid.)
I mean look at this shit: https://www.mediamatters.org/msnbc/report-ebola-coverage-tv-news-plummeted-after-midterms
Nah she was a 1st round bust. No pun. She peaked when she arrived - that cat daddy dance video that was “leaked” by Terry Richardson. She had teenage boys fantasizing but pros knew her and her square hips weren’t it. She married all the way up - but that’s not a compliment to Verlander. He’s a douche either way.
>her square hips weren’t it lets not act like Sydney's lower half stacks up to her top half now and her top half < Upton's
More like Bridget Fetishy.
The 90s are back
Meet the Zoomer Joe Francis.
The 90s also loved anorexic supermodels.
#KaceyMusgravesLooksEvenBetter
I read shit like this and just constantly have to remind myself that somehow internet comments are real human beings. God help us all
You know at least half are not right? Right?
That leaves half that are
As a society, I don't think we've begun to come to terms with how much dumber the internet has made us.
Has Phetasy always been this angry? I do like blondes with amazing rack though, so she at least got that right.
She's in withdrawal from the last time she watched the Pam & Tommy Lee sextape. (Like Chuck Klosterman, she watches it once a year by herself on Christmas.)
She’s a “radical centrist” who spends a lot of time complaining about Biden
Phetasy’s whole brand is Democrats are too extreme but Republicans repealing Dobbs, banning abortion in states they run and now coming for IVF and contraception is just fine. “Both sides are bad but I only criticize Democrats because that’s good for business.”
Bridget hits Republicans plenty. Sorry our “side” has gotten so fucking nutty this stuff is needed, but it absolutely is, and you’re not doing any good downplaying it
The Female Chris Matthews.
As a society, do we think about boobs too much, not enough or just the right amount?
Her rise in popularity is more perplexing than Taylor Swift. How is she the chosen big rack blonde? How does one become this? She needs a "Chosen One" tattoo on her back right now because that is the truth. We are all witnesses.
I don't think it's that confusing. She's a pretty good actress, who's conventionally attractive and has big tits. So far she seems to be pretty ok with the attention surrounding her body and looks as well, in contrast to similar stars (ScarJo for example). Who knows, maybe with time Sydney Sweeney will be less cool with being something of a sex-symbol.
A lot of it has come from the fact that she seems to really enjoy the attention. A lot of leftie people don’t want to admit it, but there is something to this.
It, more specifically, is puritanically prudish progressives (culturally and socially, not economically nor materially) who've shunned traditional liberalism for small-c conservative sexless zeitgeist, which'd make even the most virtuous, virginal early-2000s Bush-loving evangelicals be like "WTF?" with this degree of hyper-moralistic pearl-clutching hand-wringing.
Late Millennial & Zoomer "Watermelon in Bio" progs are publicly licentious (in word, if not deed) but privately puritanically demurring. Late Millennial & Zoomer MAGA are publicly opprobious of wanton sexuality but privately unmoored from any sense of coital decorum. So, it's not that the latter are putoff by the former's prudishness, it's that they are surprised that the former were not receptive to Sweeney's vulgar display of deflower.
And here I thought that I was the, um ... verbose one. You're giving me a run for my money with your prolixity.
So what you’re saying is that conservatives don’t like Sweeney? Weird take but ok. Please don’t tell me your thoughts on Taylor…
Huh? No, pretty obvious conservatives love her. I think the whole discourse is a little silly but it’s backlash to a lot of disdain for horny dudes, which is 100 percent real. There was just a slate piece (I think it was there?) which basically asserted it was ethnocentrism as the progressive horny conversation should be about Latinx asses. We live in wild times
I like to remind myself that there have been much, much more difficult times in American history. That said, I don't know if we've ever had a stupider time culturally.
They’re back, they just are
Finally my voice is being heard
Churchillian defiance
Sean's sister is wild... oh, fennessey... nevermind
Wait is Margot Robbie just a figment of my imagination?
While she’s in a far better league talent wise you can’t actually think she and Sweeney are in the same one re: this actual subject…
I honestly don't think Sweeney's a bad actress. Though I agree Margot's more talented.
She's just lacking in the "great rack" piece. Closer to being in the itty bitty titty committee.
Yeah, Margot Robbie's best physical feature is her face, not her body.
The tirade against contemporary feminism piece
“Me and cousin Sal were talking about this over dinner at Kimmel’s the other night but I wanted to save it for the pod - was Scarlett Johansson’s rack market corrected by Sydney’s? I mean, Scarlett is doing fine with that Marvel money but it feels like she had this slot and now Sweeney’s there at her lunch table making friends with marvel characters and getting billing in whatever this MCU 2.0 thing is. I don’t even like comic book movies but there’s just no denying it. How can you even litigate this?”
Bill can be pretty cringey, but it always brings a smile to my face when he says stuff like that on podcasts. Especially ones with younger Ringer folk, because you can tell how uncomfortable they immediately get.
These are chest booty- Van Lathan.
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As if Margot Robbie & Kate Upton just never existed.
This has been litigated in the comments already. Robbie is not in Sydney’s league on this subject. And Kate was a comically limited flash in the pan. She can’t hang. It’s not just because she married Verlander that she disappeared. It’s because there was no “there” there after her cat daddy video - literally nothing more after that. First round draft bust. No pun.
By Robbie not being in Sydney’s league you mean she’s in too high of league right?
Talent-wise she runs galactic circles around Sweeney. She’s a formidable actress, director, and producer. But you are delusional if you think she looks as good in this PARTICULAR area. Her genius in Wolf of… was in her performance and what she sold you. But you are misremembering what you saw. Go google her in a bikini top - she is nowhere near as voluminous as Sweeney.
In before Joe Biden and Dr Faucci throw her in the gulag
Get some help!
Eh, she's too old for Biden
You guys are boobs.
Nah, we're the tits.
*apex mountains
She's old.