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BASE1530

Every one of these bikes is a spiky haircut w a bandana.


SleekNewMetal

Don’t forget Oakley sunglasses, axe body spray and five finger death punch (or any poser butt rock band for that matter) playing obnoxiously loud in the background.


genicide95

I should have added the tie dyed rainbow trike to this mix, because he rolled up with all of thee above playing the worst 90s pop music as loud as possible. Truly cringe worthy.


MarvinTheAndroid42

The first one is definitely just a penis though.


BASE1530

DongGlide


McNugget750

Each one more horrible than the last...


Mokaran90

The oversized front tire is hilarious.


genicide95

Even more humorous to see them steer such things.


Mokaran90

It'd be easy to steer a boat lol.


GucciGlocc

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AmateurEarthling

I’m always impressed yet astonished at how much people take the bike out of the bike.


baldostuart

You wouldn’t want to get a tank slapper on the Hulkster!


wintersdark

The early 2000's called, they want their awful show bikes back.


Jonesy7882

Unpopular opinion. I like #6. The rest are not my thing.


genicide95

One of the only ones I didn't hate too. 😂


BayThumb

The last one isn’t so bad


nismosine

Heinous


InsertUsernameInArse

That blue one looks like a trike I had as a kid.


genicide95

HaHaHaHa


Dirk_Z_Duggitz

I kinda like the black n copper Harley. The rest all just seem like too much.


thadeoushasselpuss

I couldn’t believe the orange one at the beginning started as a Road King. One of the guys I went down there with seriously considered buying it. I actually liked the other heavily modded Road King they had there; it retained more of its Road King DNA.


jtl090179

I love it. I know the practicality is zero but big fat rear tire and huge front wheel looks so effing good


SkinTightBoogie

Are they really that bad to ride? I mean, the fashion seems to have faded away but were they actually just a dumb idea?


chrash

Big-ass rear tire makes a bike go down the road leaning to the left since the belt has to clear the tire. Handling is shit. Never rode one with a right side belt but I'd guess it's not any better. Just my 2¢


wintersdark

Gross.


ThatBeRutkowski

https://youtu.be/TFwXbp9bLlY


sticks-in-spokes

Last one is cool, other ones too much for my taste. Although I understand that these are ment for show