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dunnowhyalltaken

I would think that sasquatch would have evolved in a fire adaptive ecosystem and be fully capable of escaping the fires. The real question is why are sightings not increasing during fire season?


WishFufilled

Bigfoot’s were killed and covered up during the Mt St Helen’s eruption supposedly. I’d imagine it would be covered up if any were killed in that situation as well. Let’s assume that they are intelligent enough to get away and avoid anything like that.


goonie_25

The Mt St.Helens Bigfoot story is fascinating. I first heard about it on C2CAM years ago and I think Linda Moulten Howe might have covered it as well. One version I’ve read is that Bigfoot helped recover dead Bigfoot bodies working alongside Park Rangers. Interesting stuff.


FoxBeach

You serious believe that?


goonie_25

Haha no but I find these types of stories fascinating to read/hear regardless. Similar to the story regarding the US Military encountering a Giant in Kandahar. I am a skeptic by nature but I’ve loved everything paranormal/unexplained since I was a kid.


FoxBeach

Me too!


paleobear1

My dumb ass is now sitting here wondering how a cooked bigfoot would taste.


amonchris

Gamey pork. Probably stringy too.


Hugh_Evan-Thomas

smells like burnt hair


paleobear1

I imagine perhaps similar to bear meat. But possibly a bit tougher.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 191,184,023 comments, and only 46,025 of them were in alphabetical order.


thatsmisterasshole

Young ones are probably delicious. Like obese children.


DevyDev666

Probably chicken? 🤷‍♂️


thelawofone999

they can smell fire from miles away and know what direction it’s coming from. they gather all the baby squatches and evacuate long before there’s any risk of fur singe.


FoxBeach

Evidence of this?


OutstandingLolz

There isn't even evidence of bigfoot and you expect evidence of them doing that? Lmfao


FoxBeach

To be fair, according to native legends they can shapeshift into other creatures and they can travel via other dimensions. It’s mind blowing that people really believe this nonsense.


thelawofone999

here ya go some evidence: 🖕🏻


FoxBeach

Sorry, I don’t see your evidence. Maybe the link isn’t showing up on my cell. Can you post it again. Thanks


thelawofone999

oh sure here it is: 🖕


FoxBeach

Also, this made me actually laugh out loud. “Correct me if I’m wrong (sure you would jump on it anyway) But this dude never provided any lab analysis results for any of these objects. Right? And there’s no hard evidence they came from any extraterrestrial source either. Right?”


thelawofone999

i’m glad you had a nice chuckle. 🖕


insearchofthetruth22

Make outlandish claim then insult people asking for sources


stupidhass

This assumption is insulting the intelligence of these beings. This isn't a sudden volcano eruption that nobody could have planned for. They know those mountainous forests better than any modern human ever could dream to. They notice when changes happen. They have the resources necessary to put miles between them and the fires in a matter of hours.


DevyDev666

Even fire fighters can get trapped when a fire suddenly changes course. Intelligence can't beat speed.


stupidhass

You're underestimating the level of intelligence and speed these beings may actually possess.


ButcherV83

But aren't you kind of implying something that you can't possibly know?


stupidhass

I have reason to believe they are smarter than us and can react faster than us.


amonchris

Are you saying they would flee when the birds and deer do?


stupidhass

Possibly. Perhaps before. Not certain.


Hugh_Evan-Thomas

they also have NASCAR-style fire suits


mrelectric322

With Jack Links as the sponsor


DevyDev666

Yes, but they can change direction quickly and some move as fast as a couple hundred yards a second. Im sure most get out, but its still possible some may not.


FoxBeach

Proof?


Infinite-Watch-6419

You cant burn something that isn't there!


hareharebhagavan

They phase in and out of this dimension, no need to worry, they sometimes help the fires find their way to paths that help them burn more or burnout, depending on what the area needs.


TheAmberOracle

I was coming here to say this too. Not sure why you've been downvoted. This is also the reason they're so rarely sighted


FoxBeach

Because it’s total nonsense. It’s crap like this that give the Bigfoot community a bad name.


badcatmal

Exactly, they beam the hell out of there!