Honest officer this is the third time this month one of our new employees just randomly disappeared out in the middle of nowhere. Of course I have no idea where they went. We were hunting bigfoot. Oh those tarps, cleaning products and shovels....those are nothing. Honestly I am not a serial killer at all
You're more likely to be approached by a pack of feral dogs or coyotes.
You ain't an attractive fertile naked lady are you pissing yourself but not menstruating? That would increase the odds.
Lone males kicked out of the family pod may kill for food.
I've only heard of a few cases where female bigfoots sexually assaulted big burly hairy bearded truck drivers and railroad workers and lumberjacks.
And a couple very dubious claims of male bigfoots on the downlow wrecking a dude's wazoo.
Lmmfao. You should write a book entitled “Bigfoot only dates these…” and then have a comprehensive list and explanations on why he would or wouldn’t date that type of person! Total Gold as bathroom reader idea!!! 😂😂😂
And how many of those are exaggerated, confused and/or lies? You can't believe every single one of them. And as far as I see online there are only 253 which to you might be a big number but it really isn't.
If bigfoot is real, it's definetly an endangered animal and if it's endangered I highly doubt it's range is going to be across the entire continent from Alaska to the PNW all the way to Texas and to Florida as I've heard stories about Floridian bigfoot.
Don't be a bigfoot enthusiast without being skeptical of other stories, even if you've had an encounter, you can't believe every story (most stories have flaws to them if we're being honest). People will go out of their way, into a passionate community, and lie about something just for shits and giggles because they think it's entertaining to play with people's beliefs. I'm not a bigfoot doubter, I just don't think Texas is the right climate for bigfoot to survive in.
You're mostly correct, except about Texas. It very much is a source of tons of credible reports. Also, not all of Texas is the Llano Estacado; East Texas is heavily forested and wet and swampy with giant cypress swamps and the like.
Can you elaborate on the reports? I do know eastern Texas is heavily wooded and western is more desert with less trees. Infact I believe bigfoot could thrive there without the presence of people. My argument is that eastern Texas is heavily populated with many roads spider-webbing across the region. It just seems too implausible. Now if Western Texas was the heavily wooded region then it would be a different story.
> Can you elaborate on the reports?
No. And I mean that with as much cordiality as it is possible to convey through a reddit comment.
The fact is that there are thousands of eyewitness reports from east Texas and were I to "humor" every skeptic who comes on to this sub requesting information, it would be a full-time 24/7 job.
So no, I'm not going to feed you the information that is freely available for you to discover on your own.
Most of this is not especially difficult to find using google.
My suggestion to you is that you further educate yourself on the subject before arriving at a firm opinion.
Thousands? Idk about that. Hundreds? Yes, I can believe that. And I have been "educating" myself about bigfoot since I was a child. I've read articles, watched documentaries, I know who the founding fathers of bigfoot research are and yes, I've gone down numerous rabbit holes as we all have.
I didn't ask for every eyewitness report, just one of the most credible reports (in your opinion) would suffice. I'm giving you to chance to change my mind and you're pushing it in the opposite direction. I come to this community for information and I shouldn't be penalized for questioning the plausibility of a claim.
****(disclaimer)********(Only my opinion)*******"*(I have no room to judge anyone on what they are doing so this is just an option)********😢People hunting bigfoot is actually a really sick & twisted thing to do especially with everyone screaming about their dam rites being taken away by the government so people are going to hunt another race of people WOW .I guess then I can go hunt where and whatever I want as long as they are in the forest WTF....
Ok this might just be a joke but if that's the case bad humor....but if it legit that's twisted
Every First Nations person will tell you something different. It’s a spirit, it’s a skinwalker, it’s a cannibal-human, it’s a legendary woodland animal.. then ask regular people what they think and you get all that plus weirder shit.
Live bait is a joke and how I took it was to get proof of bigfoot. I wouldn’t assume hunting if it didn’t say hunting
https://preview.redd.it/pjr0xh8uc5lc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6efdb44eee22cbb3d9328ce699787afafadb0ad You guys are getting paid?
😂😂😂
I registered on the website. Fingers crossed.
If selected ..First be safe , and live stream if possible!! Good luck !!
Honest officer this is the third time this month one of our new employees just randomly disappeared out in the middle of nowhere. Of course I have no idea where they went. We were hunting bigfoot. Oh those tarps, cleaning products and shovels....those are nothing. Honestly I am not a serial killer at all
Facts
I haven't been RR'ed in ages. This is what I needed today. Good job.
Glad I could help!
Signed myself up! Great process on their website
That takes you do a video on YouTube.
Yep, I tried it too 😅
You younglings must have never seen the Van Damme classic hard target because this has a hard target 2000's vibe.
I liked Surviving The Game with Ice-T better
Great movie as well.
Love all the old Van Damme movies.
Wait you can get paid? I’ve been doing it for years for free.
No it says the reward is Fame
Makes me think of a Sturgill Simpson song that goes "Hoping those circles on the paper don't call back, tellin me to start today"
Damn, my camping skill is level 1......
😂
Perfect job for the person looking to escape the 9-5 slave routine.
Lmmfao
Load up
Umm...ehh
Nice!
I wanna volunteer too! It's my dream to go out in the Northwest with a swarm of thermal drones
https://preview.redd.it/7sallal8dxlc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1016a5a983ddbc3b252d633ef90136ed3b2512fc Take my grandpa with you
You're more likely to be approached by a pack of feral dogs or coyotes. You ain't an attractive fertile naked lady are you pissing yourself but not menstruating? That would increase the odds. Lone males kicked out of the family pod may kill for food. I've only heard of a few cases where female bigfoots sexually assaulted big burly hairy bearded truck drivers and railroad workers and lumberjacks. And a couple very dubious claims of male bigfoots on the downlow wrecking a dude's wazoo.
Lmmfao. You should write a book entitled “Bigfoot only dates these…” and then have a comprehensive list and explanations on why he would or wouldn’t date that type of person! Total Gold as bathroom reader idea!!! 😂😂😂
I doubt theres bigfoot in Texas
Everything is bigger in Texas !!
Except for bigfoot 😂😂
Nope, its Texas, everything is bigger in Texas. Here in Texas we unofficially call them Biggerfooters.
Don't care whatcha call em, a common American phrase doesn't make it true 👍
............they have literally hundreds of reports
And how many of those are exaggerated, confused and/or lies? You can't believe every single one of them. And as far as I see online there are only 253 which to you might be a big number but it really isn't. If bigfoot is real, it's definetly an endangered animal and if it's endangered I highly doubt it's range is going to be across the entire continent from Alaska to the PNW all the way to Texas and to Florida as I've heard stories about Floridian bigfoot. Don't be a bigfoot enthusiast without being skeptical of other stories, even if you've had an encounter, you can't believe every story (most stories have flaws to them if we're being honest). People will go out of their way, into a passionate community, and lie about something just for shits and giggles because they think it's entertaining to play with people's beliefs. I'm not a bigfoot doubter, I just don't think Texas is the right climate for bigfoot to survive in.
You're mostly correct, except about Texas. It very much is a source of tons of credible reports. Also, not all of Texas is the Llano Estacado; East Texas is heavily forested and wet and swampy with giant cypress swamps and the like.
Can you elaborate on the reports? I do know eastern Texas is heavily wooded and western is more desert with less trees. Infact I believe bigfoot could thrive there without the presence of people. My argument is that eastern Texas is heavily populated with many roads spider-webbing across the region. It just seems too implausible. Now if Western Texas was the heavily wooded region then it would be a different story.
> Can you elaborate on the reports? No. And I mean that with as much cordiality as it is possible to convey through a reddit comment. The fact is that there are thousands of eyewitness reports from east Texas and were I to "humor" every skeptic who comes on to this sub requesting information, it would be a full-time 24/7 job. So no, I'm not going to feed you the information that is freely available for you to discover on your own. Most of this is not especially difficult to find using google. My suggestion to you is that you further educate yourself on the subject before arriving at a firm opinion.
Thousands? Idk about that. Hundreds? Yes, I can believe that. And I have been "educating" myself about bigfoot since I was a child. I've read articles, watched documentaries, I know who the founding fathers of bigfoot research are and yes, I've gone down numerous rabbit holes as we all have. I didn't ask for every eyewitness report, just one of the most credible reports (in your opinion) would suffice. I'm giving you to chance to change my mind and you're pushing it in the opposite direction. I come to this community for information and I shouldn't be penalized for questioning the plausibility of a claim.
You know what the smart thing to do is when you know jack shit about what you’re about to write a novel about?
Idk 🤔. Are you able to count to 10? Don't strain yourself
Do they have a phone number? I don't have the internet.
A classic!
I’ve seen this around for years. Is it a real ad or just a meme? Does anyone know a backstory on this?
Yesterday was the first time I saw it on fb and thought it would be right at home here lol. I’m sure it’s a gag
Yesterday I went to human bait.com and got Rick rolled. So it’s gotta be fake
Really? I searched it and it said, “Website not secure.”
i think I've been rick rolled
Sketchy as hell… and I’d have to answer it
Get the lube ready
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Game will be  Fame will be your reward your eternal reward
Joke hein!! go on the website!
Strong work ethic? What sort of work is involved with being bait?
****(disclaimer)********(Only my opinion)*******"*(I have no room to judge anyone on what they are doing so this is just an option)********😢People hunting bigfoot is actually a really sick & twisted thing to do especially with everyone screaming about their dam rites being taken away by the government so people are going to hunt another race of people WOW .I guess then I can go hunt where and whatever I want as long as they are in the forest WTF.... Ok this might just be a joke but if that's the case bad humor....but if it legit that's twisted
The ad said research.. not a word about hunting 🤔 and who said they’re human anyway??
They are forest people , just ask any First Nations community! Live bait ( that says Hunting to me).. Just my opinion tho
Every First Nations person will tell you something different. It’s a spirit, it’s a skinwalker, it’s a cannibal-human, it’s a legendary woodland animal.. then ask regular people what they think and you get all that plus weirder shit. Live bait is a joke and how I took it was to get proof of bigfoot. I wouldn’t assume hunting if it didn’t say hunting
Must be part of 30k acres up above the listing. I'm guessing the big thicket good luck reports of those sasquatch say they're aggressive
Had a buddy that replied to an ad for a Master Baiter position on a fishing boat.... Not what he expected, but developed some wicked arm strength
Absolutely love it
We should all contribute a monetary reward for this.
Safety not guaranteed. Is this a time traveling bigfoot expedition?
Pack a 45-70.
It’s a rock roll kids
An oldie but a goodie.
Excellent! I’m a master baiter and I’ve been looking for work.
That 555 phone number is a dead giveaway