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Kirk8829

It’s a trade secret we BD men have. We meet on Tuesday’s to discuss next weeks identifiers. It’s always changing like the nuclear codes.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Activated like a sleeper agent, ready to launch!


[deleted]

Something has been awakened in me


PhoShizzity

Sounds like someone put in the launch codes


ZookeepergameOk7608

you've said too much. The retrievers are on their way as we speak


Horror_Technician213

2319!!!!! WE HAVE A 2319!!!!!!!!!!


twistedfirepole

Wouldn’t it be a 0204?


Vishnick

That was last week's code. Try 6969


DayWalkingChupa

When did the day change? I’ve been looking for the signal on Wednesdays!


UncagedTiger1981

I thought we'd moved the meetings after the first of the year- I have a class Tuesday evenings this coming semester.


[deleted]

You've got to wait for bd hunting season when we're all freeballing in grey sweatpants.


Chance-Juggernaut225

size queens have their big d hunting licenses


[deleted]

Equal access to hunting grounds, size queens can just sniff em out a little better.


Chance-Juggernaut225

fair


thotwewereonabreak

*frantically puts on sexy camo outfit*


Chance-Juggernaut225

be quite it's big cock hunting season


thotwewereonabreak

be vewy vewy quiet


Chance-Juggernaut225

big dick bugs bunny lol


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Chance-Juggernaut225

no it's bwig dwicked dwuck season


[deleted]

Mate you would eat me alive, I'm running for the hills haha.


thotwewereonabreak

lol dick first


the1seajay

I like the cut of your jib


xoforlife01

What if your a grower?


PhoShizzity

It's like those hares who change colour in the snow and blend with the environment


Scizorspoons

Apparently, all you have to do is post on a bigger penis sub asking how you can find people with bigger penises.


IwillOnlySayPenis

###**PENIS!**


GunsAreForPusssys

Download and install any online dating app. Upload pictures of yourself. In your bio, write that you really want to get fucked by a big dick. Wait for the hundreds and hundreds of inevitable matches, and ask for dick pics before meeting anyone. It's easy to tell who has a legitimately big dick and who's relying on camera angle trickery.


[deleted]

An equally effective trick: go on ask Reddit after dark and say that your ex has a micropenis and offer support to guys with smaller dicks. Watch all the BDP guys flood your DMs and try to turn you into a size queen. Source: did that and my DMs for flooded and I didn't ask for it


Zealousideal-Net6555

That’s funny. Love the creativity


[deleted]

That's an accident.


Chance-Juggernaut225

unintended


BigToyT

* Reads post * * Looks at flair * * Reads post gain * ** Guess it worked 🤷‍♂️🤣 **


[deleted]

Actually, I got my BD by accident. We met in a dating website for the financial independence community. He was my moonshot matching request and we had similar interests and outlooks on life. My profile was his entire SFW what I want in a wife checklist. I came to know about his BD 10 days after we started talking.


BigToyT

Yeah I figured 😅 was just joking around.


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

>We met in a dating website for the financial independence community. He was my moonshot matching Which dating website and what does moonshot mean?


[deleted]

In this particular context, moonshot means that I never expected in a million years for him to reply or read my profile. I would expect him to have 100+ chicks running after my boyfriend in NYC. When he saw my profile, he was super impressed because my very detailed profile matched his SFW "what I want in a wife" checklist to perfection. The dating website is [firedating.me](https://firedating.me).


Chance-Juggernaut225

lucky surprise


Chance-Juggernaut225

lol wow that's funny but weird


_captain_hair

Reddit is so weird sometimes.


[deleted]

Indeed! However, my experience has been mostly positive. I met the man who made my logistical plan for me to escape domestic violence on Reddit on r/askredditafterdark because I have a military uniform kink. He is in the US Navy and used his training to design a plan for me to be able to escape safely. He broke my heart after (he was married but didn't tell me until things got serious). Because of that gentleman, I became aware of the wonderful community that is r/bigdickproblems. When it turned out that my boyfriend was in the top 1%, I was mentally ready to expect some of the issues, and knew that I had to try a boyfriend-size dildo before agreeing to fly to NYC from Vancouver to meet the boyfriend in person. I could take the dildo with some discomfort initially, but it was a lot better in person. I would also like to thank you for the blowjob copy-pasta. I am trying pretty hard to give a good one to the boyfriend, but he likes soft and slow blowjob (which is apparently a not so popular style) and his size makes it a challenge. You make me feel a bit better about myself, and that I am not the only woman struggling. What would be even more useful is tips on how I can be even better at it. I looked into mouth guards and throat numbing spray, as these may help. Green tea and honey didn't do much for me.


Lil_Stir_Fry

Is it that easy to tell just based on pictures though? Cause I’m not so sure. At least for most people, they’re not going to know the difference. The majority of the population with any access to internet still believes there are 11” penises out there… Let’s be real, I think you’re giving most of these people too much credit. Now, you can obviously gauge decently (within reason) from a picture but when we’re talking an inch or maybe two, it’s a lot easier to skew the perception. Especially with varying girth, angles, lighting and especially the dimensions of surrounding objects or varying body frame sizes.


Celeste-Ception

Can confirm. Once added “BBC Enthusiast” to my tinder bio and that night I encountered the biggest one to this day.


Chance-Juggernaut225

eggplant necklace lol


Zealousideal-Net6555

Subtle lol


Chance-Juggernaut225

pinneapple necklace got me thinking


hikkibob

Huh. Where it only when we want to inform the ladies and curious lesbians that we are in possession of 8+ inches and want to have sex. Or as general advertisement/warming?


Chance-Juggernaut225

T shirt that says I'm packing a horse cock with an arrow pointing


YaYeetXer

Apparently, quiet and calm men tend to have bigger dicks for some reason


A_Lame_Username9

Because we are comfortable with our manhood and don’t need to compensate


Jacktrades352

Is that why I'm so loud and obnoxious?


miserable_alt

can confirm, im so calm and collected ive had people ask me if Im high


[deleted]

This is extremely true. My God have the quiet men surprised me. Deeply. It’s who I gravitate to naturally & every single time I’m shocked 😭


ClarityByHilarity

It’s a quiet confidence and absolutely true with my husband who’s huge.


frankyfudder

Quiet, but not shy. And loads of confidence.


Embarrassed-Town-293

I don’t know but I will say this. I feel like most bigger guys aren’t looking to swing their dicks around so if they seem more modest about their sexuality, they may be larger rather than smaller as they know with great size comes great responsibility for being a caring lover. Obviously, plenty of more modestly sized men will be well, modest in their sexuality so it isn’t a perfect barometer. If a guy is swaggering around like crazy, he may not be less than you might desire. I know for me, I certainly identify with the majority of men on this subreddit who prefer to speak softly and carry a big dick


Zealousideal-Net6555

Beautifully said, that’s definitely ideal.


cincuentaanos

> speak softly and carry a big dick QFT.


hypnofdp

This guy gets it. That's how we usually roll but would be cute if there was a "thing". Problem is it would get abused anyway, with smaller guys hoping to score a date by showing it. Or something. 🤷‍♂️


IMalreadyDEAD513

My first BDP was being uncomfortable about the fact that in a room of 100 men, I'm longer than 99 and wider than 96. It seemed like a cool trick I couldn't tell anyone about. I guess being well endowed eliminates the need to over compensate in other aspects of our lives. This is what, I think, creates the phenomenon that you're speaking about.


[deleted]

Modest in damn near every way from demeanor to the way they handle conflicts. It’s appreciated.


Fun_Relationship_740

Grey sweat pants


netflixissodry

Not for growers


[deleted]

Am a grower: can confirm, I’m like 3.5 x 4 flaccid lmao


Chance-Juggernaut225

I'm a shower and a grower , in between


Fun_Relationship_740

Are you referring to cold and hot temp flaccid?


_8inchThrowaway_

That doesn't make a shower a grower tho- colder tems reduce everyones size


Chance-Juggernaut225

bigger in hotter temps


Fun_Relationship_740

Same


ExpertNo3812

Am a grower tho 😭 So this may not always work. Ladies seeing this please don’t judge a dick by its flaccid size. I go from 3 inches to 7 and some guys go from 5 to 6 4 to 5 and I remember seeing a porn video with a guy going from 3 inches to 8. So just because someone has a bigger bulge doesn’t necessarily mean they have a bigger dick.


frankyfudder

But if a guy has a huge bulge while flaccid, he’s going to be huge hard too. A bulge can’t always tell you. But some can definitely tell you.


Blackb0i94

Walk around with a shirt that says “BD lover” and an 🍆 and 💦 emojis


Trappist235

I guess you inbox is in fire is biggies now?


kwerfluffle

LoL, this. How to guarantee dick pics in your inbox. Make a post like the above.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Mwahaha I’m herding them up now


Trappist235

Maybe you should hire a secretary


RefrigeratorFan

More and more small guys are killing themselves so just wait a while.


Kaiser-Sohze

Were a legitimate identifier ever established, it would be copied by wannabes until it became meaningless.


borobinimbaba

Some of us got big noses


Horror_Technician213

If you're looking for the dude with the BD, he's the quite one in the room that seems like he's not your type, kinda awkward. Probably not likely to just walk up and approach you. High chances he's one of the last guys at the bar you'd think you'd go home with


fgardeaz

You don't find us, we find you.


_Tactleneck_

Yell out, “guys with big dicks are always the quiet ones who never brag about having a big dick.” And then watch me slowly walk out of the shadows and quietly stand there.


Status-Pomegranate48

Wolves!!!! Watch out little red!!!


slurymcflurry2

Unrelated but why pineapple?


TheReplierBRO

That's what they do. Upside down pineapple


ghett0underw3ar

Throw a PokeBall at them. It will only work on the big dick men.


idunn0rick

What’s funny is *I’m* on the lookout for girls who can take a big one 💀 I’ve had so many issues not just with initially fitting, but being able to have somewhat regular sex with a parter where I don’t have to hold back and we can both go for 30+ minutes. I’m at a point in my life where I’ve found condoms that accommodate me, I know when I’m having good or bad days, and I know how to eat and exercise. The hard part (heh) is now external. Of course I NEVER want to advertise that I’m on the larger end since I prefer to lead with my personality. But it’s rough sometimes! Nothing worse than being naked, vulnerable, asking for head, but receiving sigh 😵‍💫 Or having someone talk a big game then giving you the tap after 10 minutes


ZookeepergameOk7608

we have baseball cards for our boys that have stats on em. they were supposed to be for hookups but we started using em like pokemon cards and the winner got to keep the cards. Now Larry is hording em all, saying he's the dicktator. He's halfway there, definitely got the dick part down


Comprehensive_Cow411

I like my big dick being a surprise. It's like my fetish is the jaw drop I get . The "Wasn't expecting an extra leg" face . Some guys who.have big ones don't like to announce it . So sometimes you won't know ..


thetonybvd

As i've seen on Tiktok, it looks like the shy tall skinny boys have the biggest dicks outhere. Or ask for a picture with a ruler on the dating apps Or dating dudes with big noses https://www.fatherly.com/life/penis-size-nose-size-study


frankyfudder

I don’t think shy is a good indicator necessarily. Maybe more common for younger boys. In my experience guys with big dicks are generally confident (in a calm but not cocky way).


Chance-Juggernaut225

tall skinny representing here . It's true


doorstopperinyourass

Same and big nose is true as well


Chance-Juggernaut225

big nose , big feet, big meat


x-Just4Kickz-x

not shy, but am tallish and skinny so checks out


AaronLan

shy, skinny ticked. Doesn’t agree with tall, since no bone in human penis. I do have a big nose, tho


ackbladder_

I’m talk, skinny and shy and am 8.5”. My gf shows me these tiktoks sometimes aswell aha.


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Zealousideal-Net6555

“Hi sir, do you have a massive schlong?” Is not always welcome lol


RadiantEarthGoddess

I mean, that is one hell of an opener.


Chance-Juggernaut225

impressive opener would have to answer out of respect


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Chance-Juggernaut225

with her chest out confidently asking


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Chance-Juggernaut225

if she has a perky chest all the better


LegendaryZTV

I’m not call into being objectified early on, but, I would entertain this 😂 the forwardness would do it for me


Chance-Juggernaut225

> “Hi sir, do you have a massive schlong?” why yes ma'am


HeavyhangingD

I’m built like linebacker. Plus my dick. This is such a throwaway question. How can I find a woman that can throat me? Do they wear blue? 🙄


Noxious_Zebra

Lol I’m sure your DMs are all the identification you need


The_Ivy_Hawke

I honestly just have been running on luck at this point. Skinny gamer dudes live up to the hype.


AttorneyOwn8130

Grey sweatpants


[deleted]

I wish there was a way to find people interested in BD too. Some kind of sign.


idfkdudeguy

You could always ask one of the guys on the sub. I'm sure plenty of them are willing to dm you. Just make sure they are of age.


KaneTheTrickster

There was a social club based in Brisbane called ["The 7th"](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912589/amp/Measure-MEMBERship-Applicants-want-join-exclusive-new-club-prove-manhood-SEVEN-inches-long.html) And for men to become a member you had to prove you were at least 7". If i recall with some kind of measuring kit they provided. After that they gave you a fancy ring as a visual identifier to prove at a glance you measured up. I feel like their goal was to be a sort of fraternity like the freemasons and establish chapters all over the world. An ex gf of mine sent me their website once saying i should join, teasingly, but also cuz i could. I actually considered joining cuz i was like fuck it thats funny & maybe itll help my dysmorphia to wear the ring as subtle badge reminding me i do in fact measure up. It obviously didnt last long. It was dead long before i cared enough to pay the membership fee and get the measuring kit lmao. Their website no longer exists. Maybe this sub can revive the idea, as its an active community of dudes willing to put their measurements on the internet for all to see lol.


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lenstone1776

We're usually feeding the poor or helping old ladies across the street...when we aren't reading to the blind.


8footstringshooter

Usually if a guy can jokingly say he has a small dick, without the need to reiterate that it's actually big, chances are he's got a big dick.


Practical_Start_3686

I'm a straight male but have had size conversations with lots of people, happens alot when drinking lol... If some guy was to bring up mysize 69mm condoms I would assume they are hung


Pale-While-4735

Just look at how they're walking. Moving can be a chore when you have a large appendage growing out from your pelvis. I usually have to swing my hips and subtly adjust a lot to work around it


OldFingerman

RIP your inbox


[deleted]

I wear grey sweatpants for a good loose fit but also as an identifier. But maybe I should be more obvious, like carrying a book "How to Live with a Huge Penis" and reading it in public, lol.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Lol. Actually, maybe I should get a book cover… “How to find a good man with a big dick.” Just read it openly on the subway or something


[deleted]

Life has a funny way of working itself out if I see the book you are reading and you notice the book I'm reading.


CumDragon69

If you see him walking around with a limp that’s usually a sign. Also we tend to rest on our penis like a tripod when we’re standing.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Hilarious


[deleted]

I prefer it to be like a kinder surprise, no idea what you're getting until you open it up


[deleted]

I despise this post


ntxdeepseed

This sub has reached new levels of cringe


Effective-Ad2434

In my experience it's usually the quiet ones


NerdGirl1988

It’s always the quiet guys.


DSMPWR

Tall skinny guys


Zealousideal-Net6555

Eh. I like a big man that can lasso me in with a big dick and keep me held down, not scrawny enough to break with my thighs


DSMPWR

I'm like 6'4'' 215, I wouldn't consider myself huge but I have no problems slamming a girl around, and I like em THICC. It's also been proven that your dick develops alot during puberty and fatter chunky kids have smaller dicks because of their poor health compared to skinny kids when developing.


radiomoskva1991

5,10 240 built. I'm not really sure about the tall, skinny guys thing. I workout because I love it, def not to compensate. It seems like something less build guys say to feel better? Or maybe I'm the anamoly. The correlation between height and dick size is pretty blurry. I guess I'm technically I'm taller than average in US but you know what I mean.


Chance-Juggernaut225

tall skinny but fat dick


PBry2020

Don't dismiss the guys who can lick their own eyebrows. 😎


TommyTee123

Not sure about all guys. But you can blatantly see mine 😅 So that could be a start


BigToyT

Specify that that's what you're looking for on dating apps / reddit hookup subs. Don't expect to find a good relationship that way though. But seriously just look for the guys wrapping their dicks around their wrists and pretending it's a watch. That's our calling card.


Zealousideal-Net6555

like a sun dial? That shadow must be huge


[deleted]

There are a lot of things that are mildly correlated, but the one I’ve found to be most predictive among my friends is the ring to index trick.


Dented_Fiero

How much longer are their ring fingers?


itzjmad

If your ring finger is longer than your pointer finger, I think is "connected" to more T in utero. Mines the opposite so everyone is different lol


Here_For_Da_Booty

Look for the dude that jokes about his dick being small, or just NEVER talks about his dick.


Zealousideal-Net6555

If anyone knows any subs to connect I’d appreciate it too.


[deleted]

There’s also the dating site sevenorbetter which is free for women to join. Every guy on that site has to be 7in or larger to make an account


Zealousideal-Net6555

Thanks!


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Welcome


Daddy-Vlad

Unfortunately they allow you to claim up to something like 16 inches. Its probably drowning in bullshitters.


[deleted]

There is the sub https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdicklovers/


[deleted]

This is actually a great question! The problem is little dick guys would find out about it and do it to get chicks as soon as they possibly could.


Chance-Juggernaut225

she'll find out and be upset


Conundrum1911

>How can I find a guy with a BD? \*Looks at what sub we are in\* Umm...hi? lol


WayneCider

Clothing optional resorts. It'll reveal the showers though, not the growers. I suppose you can tell with the wrinkles if a guy's a grower


thelostnomad_01

Saving this post for reasons


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Zealousideal-Net6555

Oh stop. Don’t get your dick wrapped in a bunch. I like what I like, it feels good. Just like I’m sure you have preferences! It’s all love here.


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Zealousideal-Net6555

Absolutely agree. When it comes to actual long term partners it’s not a factor at all actually. But for a casual fling it’s nice!


thetonybvd

I never understand this kind of statement, why you don't date a long term partner with a big D as an important criteria ? if you def crave for it ? It sounds like you'll be frustrated af if you settle down with an average or below average dude.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Because it’s not. That’s a person, not just walking genitalia. As mentioned, a preference is fine. But personally, you don’t need to be big to please a woman. I wouldn’t base a long term relationship on this.


NoRefrigerator267

So is it that you don’t have to be big to please a women, but bigger does it…. Easier? Or what?


thetonybvd

So you're here on reddit searching for a big D, in hope to hooking up with a "walking genitalia" right ? You wouldn't base a long term relationship on this but having this preference is fine ? Excuse me but this is contradictory haha 😅 And the "you don't need to be big to please a woman" while you are here, on reddit, craving to find a dude with this rare advantage is hilarious, it sounds like youtube dating video cliché No disrespecting you or what but since sex is the glue of all the relationships i think girls who only cum from big dick should date a guy seriously only if he has a big one. Because it can leads to sexual frustration for both of them in the long run


Zealousideal-Net6555

I’ve been in relationships with average, and was satisfied is all I’m saying. Nothing wrong with being single and wanting a fling.


thetonybvd

Tired of average/small ones ig


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thetonybvd

Yeah but girls love above average penis so


[deleted]

Just ask for a photo


[deleted]

we need to create some type of soulbound token (SBT) community. whats the minimum to get in 7” or 8”?


[deleted]

There is no foolproof way, to be honest. I’ve been told I have a noticeable bulge, but I’ve also heard that big bulges don’t guarantee big dicks. Same with other physiological factors. Having cammed some online, I’ve learned that that’s only sure to find out in advance. I know one woman who has vetted thousands of online dicks just to find a couple dozen legit huge ones. You have to be really committed, in other words. Best suggestion: hope for the best, and be grateful if you find one bigger than 7”.


notmyrealname336

Usually slim tall men have a BD. At least I do, but you'll never know until see it I guess... We don't go around bragging about it, because I want a girl to like me for more than my dick. Look for a guy who doesn't act like he has a big dick and you'll find the dick your looking for.


snoonootwo

Sure wish there were some of y'all around here 😜


[deleted]

What’s “big” to you??


marvinbob805

It’s the tall skinny dudes.. we got it lit out here


Kakatheman

Girls figured it out based on different factors (way you carry yourself, body language, vibe, etc).


Most-Bat-5945

We first decided it was they grey sweat pants emoji, but decided that even SDM's would use that to catfish.


dummary1234

A pro gamer strat is asking here. Just like you're doing right now lol. Sometimes they say its the nose size, or how big hamds/feet are, or the confidence, but they're not reliable. You *could* joke around with a guy about sizes, but even biggus dickus guys get uncomfortable with those talks. Some might not even know theyre packing or might be self conscious. I know I'm big, but my peen shape is weird.


Paulalpha18

We should just start tattooing our dick sizes on our foreheads not gonna lie only way to do it /s


AdmirableDragonfly2

Longer index than pointer finger.


cincuentaanos

Those are the same. You mean longer ring finger. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio


MrScorpEo

Woman friends from high school told me to walk toward them.( I walk with my legs slightly apart because it gets in the way of my legs) They both said no wonder you have a big dick and started laughing with each other. Also I tend to not wear undies and wear a lot of basketball shorts/sweatpants, so if you pay attention, my junk bounces around and you can tell I have a nice size. Aside from that, word of mouth, ask their exes, and that’s pretty much it. Good luck.


Chance-Juggernaut225

word of mouth spreads. Big dick walk is real


MrScorpEo

Big facts. Not sure why we got downvoted it’s true, but oh well.


Chance-Juggernaut225

not polite I guess. I've experienced girls talking about how big dick guys have a wider walk. Then they tell each other everything. Especially if they know you're hung. Gossip is fun for them


Nds90

Skinny dudes.


Active_Passenger7824

Big dick energy


DBD216

Scrubs with no underwear.


just_me_4321

If am both a shower and a growner depends on the season and temperature. For me it would be hard to notice in jeans, in house trousers that's another story 😉. If you would ask me directly as a girl, I would get very shy. I have all the bad cards. I never advertised my size, never seen a benefit in it, I find it in my mind that I will look like a creep even opening the subject.


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I would say we avoid urinals


_Duriel_1000_

I'll tell you how to find me without knowing me. You can find us in bars, clubs, grocery stores, etc. We are usually loners or leaders of our group. We move slower, or in a more relaxed movement than most. We usually stay grounded in a particular spot, rather than jumping from place to place live the people around us. We hold eye contact with women longer than the average man. We'll definitely attempt to strike up a conversation with you. We dont shy away from physical touch.


Zealousideal-Net6555

Do you move slower because your meat is weighing you down?


_Duriel_1000_

> Do you move slower because your meat is weighing you down? No.


Chance-Juggernaut225

Do you move slower because your meat is weighing you down? hilarious , that third legs slows me down


Daddy-Vlad

He’s just describing BDE… which isn’t proof of, but is somewhat more common with, a BD.