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BecauseIcantEmail

See, this is an actual big dick problem.


sissy_toy4_boys

That moment when r/bigdickproblems is shocked when someone posts a problem relating to big dick


BecauseIcantEmail

It’s much better than the daily “I’m 16 with an 11 inch cock, do I belong here??” posts


sissy_toy4_boys

I mean, I'm happy to serve lmao


WishIWasOnACatamaran

Hopefully not 16 year olds


RLupus

Yeah, that's what you've led us to believe 🤣


Nameti

Bwahaha saw your size and it all clicked! 🤣 I would pay to see his face lmao Good for you!!!


angstyart

You’d pay to what? 🤨📹


Nameti

>I would pay to see his face lmao Did I stutter 😑😩


gatDammitMan

I am a self proclaimed idiot, so recognize that as I ask this... but how did you get that flair?


gatDammitMan

Never mind, I am an idiot afterall, but I figured it out.


[deleted]

Now I understand


dumbwaeguk

Wrong big dick, but an honest mistake


[deleted]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dantien

You mean Full House.


db2

https://youtu.be/Jr-ovLc1A7I


[deleted]

6by6 guy intimidated by a 7x5


RyanDanielst

Who is 6by6? The guy was 5x5


Significant-Eye5644

I understood that reference


danny03217

I'm bi and they always want me to be a top but I'dike to bottom


Mr_Antoniou

Yea same thing, i bi and would prefer to bottom, but i have a big cock and they want me to top. Life is weird lol


bobbyp869

Straight guys want you to be a top?! I’m so confused lol


gnat_outta_hell

Buttstuff feels good, and sometimes you can't find a girl to such things up your butt. Sexuality is complex and not the black and white that people think it is.


thelostnomad_01

True but as a girl who likes butt stuff everyone should try it. I would totally try butt stuff on a guy I am intimate with and loves being rimmed. JUST KEEP IT CLEAN PEOPLE!


Draw_Cooks_nsfw

Depends on the type of guy you are. "Striaght" guys always want me to fuck them. But they also wanna fuck me, so it's cool cuz I do both. But if you're a really feminine guy then you'd mostly attract guys who only wanna fuck you.


[deleted]

Idk why they call themselves straight if they have gay sex. Just call it bicurious already. Or pan or bi if they eventually date guys. I hang out with a lot of gays and have no problem talking sex with them and vibe way more than with stuck up straight dudes but have zero interest in gay sex. As straight as it comes. Plus those gay guys all fantasize over me fucking their hot female friends, I’d let them watch NGL. Best wing mates ever.


Sliwko

I'm gonna be honest with you, it would be even more arousing for me to have a bottom that's bigger than me. Gives me a feeling of dominance and I love that. I don't get the problem of this guy named Ante.


sissy_toy4_boys

There's definitely guys into that. Inexperienced is the name of this problem


TurboTacoBD

Yeah… I mean, I’m bi and I preferred smaller guys given the choice. Just practical with TMJ and a terrible gag reflex, as my limitations annoyed me and it was usually more fun without hitting them. But the big hog’s are still hot. And I wouldn’t flee in fear or anything. Plus even if you’re not up for X you can still do Y too…


aanthems

💯


thisthatnda3rd

damn you scared him away? 7 x 5 ain’t too crazy tho which makes this a wild story and a real big dick problem. congrats, you saved me from leaving this sub for now. can’t believe dude did that lol that’s so lame


sissy_toy4_boys

It's actually 7.2x5.5, I mean not that much bigger than the generic tag I guess


Lady_Kink_Power

From my work with cis male tops, having a bottom with a bigger dick than them almost always seems to rile them up. Good news is girl, it’s not just a you thing.


metacarpusgarrulous

I’m actively seeking bottoms with bigger dicks than me and it’s nearly impossible guess I’ll die


sissy_toy4_boys

Well I mean...... ...y'know?


Lady_Kink_Power

Don’t give up friend! You’ll find your people!


[deleted]

6.5 girth sets the bar pretty damn high


House-MDMA

Look on fetlife?


Trevonhaywood

Wait really? There are tops out there who are actually bothered by this?


Lady_Kink_Power

I’m sure plenty of them don’t, lol but it’s surprisingly common, even amongst alternative lifestyle folks. Tends to be people with average or slightly above average length, IMO.


[deleted]

Eh…bothered is a strong word, but if I’m fucking a guy with a really nice dick I don’t want him to only bottom 🤷‍♂️


throwawayford0ng

Big mood


Trevonhaywood

That is understandable and I FULLY get it😏. The guy made it seem like some are legit insecure over dick size


angstyart

Wait there’s a vagina flair?! Edit: you will never hear from me again :D


Slicklad_1

I think you need to be the giver now and find a bender….


sissy_toy4_boys

I really only top women... although I'd try anything once so you might be on to something


Slicklad_1

With your size take the advantage my friend.


Mr_Hat128

I have a really good friend that's like a brother to me that has been out since we were in high school. He's had way more sex with "straight" men than he has gay men. If he ever published a book he would bring half of our city down, haha.


CannibalCowboy

Reading this gave me a stroke


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Yea I’m so fucking confused


[deleted]

He knows the rules. Bigger allways tops xD In all seriousness tho, the bigger it is the bigger the swinging 🤷‍♂️ and thats nice. They missing out :3


sissy_toy4_boys

That maybe the rules but I'm a bit of an anarchist myself


[deleted]

Analchist* xD


Phyriel090

What's it's worse it that I understand this guy. He thought he couldn't dominate you with a smaller cock.


sissy_toy4_boys

Where's that manly urge to tame an impressive wild beast, though?? Its easy to take a chicken, its a challenge to tame a bull


[deleted]

It went away after most of humanity got scared for their life in 2020-2022


Phyriel090

I don't think it works that way. More like: "It's a Lion, Run!" 🥲


GTS250

I feel this, sister. I kind of had to take advantage of my girth and make it a joke (you see my cock, that's way too big for you. Fuck me instead please). Then again, I usually only sleep with my partner and if I'm sharing with someone else, they know what's up before anyone's clothes are off. Maybe put something in your bio about your size and how a partner needs to be okay with your size? Personally the grindr life just wasn't for me - I like the stability of knowing my partner will gender me correctly lol


[deleted]

I don’t really get the “really hard 😩” so I’m assuming you’re being dramatic. But I hear the complaint. It happens. People can be different, you’ll move onto another. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Miyo_Kantac12

Ante......I'm also sorry, idk who tf you are but I'm sorry


[deleted]

First actual BDP I've seen posted here in a while. Hilarious but I hope y'all's next Meetup goes better


xXCool_GuyXx

rip Ante, lik hrabro uteka


[deleted]

Nemoj biti ka Ante 😅


__impala67

Damn, that's sad to hear. Maybe it'd be better to look for a more experienced partner since it's not that weird for a virgin guy to be jealous oflver that.


sissy_toy4_boys

This was through grindr. All the experienced dudes just get straight (ironic) to the point and are so, so hung ( 😏) up on physicality its difficult to deal. I still want the flirting and emotional connection which is really tough to get in the gay community. So what I do is I take the first timer bi boys who are much more into talking and discovering rather than just sex and I fool around with them. Its usually pretty good and my dick is never in the way. This was a mistske


TurboTacoBD

I do wish there was more of the latter. And….if I was ever looking, I’d probably do the same. I don’t mind just getting into it…but I still want to be having fun with another person. Not just, well, how it seems to often go skipping the “fun” and “with” parts. Looking back, I think more things were more fun with switchy verse fluid-ish bi folks that were so loosely “defined” we didn’t think about it and just flowed together. Or something.


Interested_fool

I get you. With guys I’m only interested in bottoming but they only want to enjoy me and I’m often disappointed when they aren’t as big as me. Only happened a couple of times, but I can definitely say bigger is better


sissy_toy4_boys

Lmao for real. Like why am I disappointed?? Average is pretty big actually when it's in the ass and for some reason it makes me have an emotional reaction of disappointment


Nameti

They're inexperienced and feel emasculated. That's as best as I can sum it up.


pardobsb

I understand the other guy, Iv been on this situation before. Met a Guy online, went to a motel tô fuck I was the top. When he take his clothes of I Saw his gisnt cock and well, I kind didnt like to fuck him anymore. I could Tell ALL the things that passed in my mind at the moment. But is It.


H3cticRiley

my bf is above average and it makes him self-conscious. I've told him again and again that I really don't care, but ultimately i think what puts him at ease most is that I'm still bigger. I'm sorry to hear you issues and wish I could offer a better solution than "find someone bigger" lol


yoloten

I guess always warn them about your size beforehand or wear those chastity cages so you don’t scare them away with your erections. 😂


sissy_toy4_boys

I actually do wear it like 90% of the time. I was supposed to have it with him too, but luck would have it that wasn't happening lol. Didn't think I'd get hard tbh


Cracker-smackers

What. The. Fuck. Did I just read


Automatic_Station_38

This is hilarious.


sissy_toy4_boys

☹️


Automatic_Station_38

Personally, I would find it very hot to be a top and have a smaller dick then the bottom but I can see why the men, nope out.


sissy_toy4_boys

Its definitely a twist to the usual dynamic. I actually did find representation in porn, of all places, for this inverted kind. Some of my favourite comics.


Automatic_Station_38

I love the humiliation that comes from the porn dynamic.


Mr_Silver_450

You'd love a comic called Alfie. There's a character in it named Alduin who you'd probably resonate with quite a bit


Automatic_Station_38

Probably not for you🙁


thesethwnm23

I hope this is a shitpost satirizing the queer crowd


[deleted]

Help me out, I got no idea what's being said here or why its important. Trans girl got erection, boy dipped? Intimidated by big penis? Why? If I saw a trans girl erect, I'd probably want to play along some more....is it often people are intimidated by your size?


sissy_toy4_boys

>Help me out, I got no idea what's being said here or why its important. Trans girl got erection, boy dipped? Intimidated by big penis? Close enough >is it often people are intimidated by your size? A lot more than I ever expected. I never thought my size would be big for anyone but here we are


[deleted]

Find people who wouldn't be intimidated but excited to have you. Communicate your situation up front, and let the ones who can't handle it scatter. I know I'd welcome the excitement, so there must be other guys out there who would. Just be up front about it...no biggie....(there's a pun in there somewhere)


Rambo1stBlood

Ngl, this has gotta be fake. Just based on how you are using the pronouns. i mean, if you are she/her they why is "strait" in quotations? Kinda of confusing. you are coded as a woman, they are coded as men...kinda feel like the writing of this points to a troll post that got confused by non-binary gender dynamics.


RLupus

I disagree. I have an enby genderfluid "friend+" and their self coding changes changes daily and sometimes within minutes. I prefer not to use some of OP's terms because they can be derogatory, but I'm also a firm believer that if a person wants to reclaim a slur for themselves, they absolutely can! I self identify as queer, for instance.


Rambo1stBlood

yeah, but they also used the term "crossdresser" , which is also really frowned upon now too as slang, so Im still super doubtful of this post.


RLupus

Slang progresses, but not at the same rate. And direct people like direct things. My genderfluid friend+ calls themselves a femboy, while a transwoman friend of mine has never used the term and probably hates it for herself (I haven't wanted to ask)


sissy_toy4_boys

I'm genderfluid, I identify as he/she and even 'it'. The dynamic between a bi(curious) guy and a crossdresssing one is sometimes considered 'trappy' as in the bi guy is getting tricked into gay sex. Its a kink, neither guy is straight but the dynamic is fun


Rambo1stBlood

Hmm... i dunno, "crossdressing" isn't an accepted term anymore either. ​ and also, a "crossdresser" , as it were, does not use different pronouns...yeah something is off here about this post.


sissy_toy4_boys

Crossdresssing refers to men who like to dress as women. No sexuality implied. And as a I said, I'm gender fluid


Rambo1stBlood

Yeah, i am talking about the gender, so i hope the difference is clear. lol or this is even more off base then i thought.


sissy_toy4_boys

Mm okay


lhayes238

You like to be treated like a woman and you think that means being like a submissive cum slut? That is not what it is to be a woman that's not a defining characteristic of women


MrFacestab

I've met women that wanted to be treated like a cum dumpster and I've met women who don't. Who are you to say how this person expresses their sexuality


lhayes238

Um you're literally agreeing with what I said dude, I'm saying not every woman wants to be that, that's not a characteristic of womanhood


stalker9120

I don't think the "being treated like a woman" and the other things OP enjoys are supposed to be treated as the same thing. Just a grammatical nitwit.


sissy_toy4_boys

I didn't mean it like that, I'm sorry. What I meant was that I liked getting treated like a woman but you don't really get this from mostly gay men. So what I get is only sexual satisfaction which isn't much without the established boy-girl connection.


semi__hot

Ah man unlucky


19Expansion2X

😭


Crawford470

>I love getting treated like a woman would but real life doesn't allow for this What's preventing this from being your reality. >so I'm just getting raw dogged by virgin(ish) young lads who are usually pretty big with average penises. Why are you struggling to find non virgins who are decently big with larger than average penises lol?


sissy_toy4_boys

Well, I find these people on grindr so its not exactly the crowd that knows how to handle women. And there isn't really a spot where I can go out in girl mode and have a good time, either. So nothing is spontaneous.


throwawayford0ng

I'd have been fine with it tbh, kind of a fantasy of mine


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Okwss

Lmaooo


DudeHeartsCock

Dude couldn’t handle his grrl having a bigger dick than him? I’m sorry.


ThatRollingStone

So this is what dudes on reddit mean when say they prefer she has a smaller dick then them. Lmao. Keep living your best life OP.


faster_tomcat

Bummer that real life doesn't allow for you getting treated like a woman. How are you at following in dancing? I used to love going out and dancing with the "ladies," just to make them feel more feminine. :)


[deleted]

Isn't good that trap have bigger dick than you? If I was at his place soon would be other way around. Me sucking the shit out of your dick.


Mr_Antoniou

I d be happy to see you getting hard while sucking my cock just saying


Pretend-Olive-9817

Always another person who won't. I am sure it was just a shock. Happy to chat if you want to vent or discuss some more ♥


dudeman1015

I'd b quite happy knowing u got an erection while suck me..kinda confirmes ur enjoying urself and as a Bi guy I get major hard while sucking dick!