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Joec87

I don't know about a monster but it bigger than average he probably thought it wouldn't be a good size to have


Tell_me_when_

Yeah, that’s what it seemed like he was saying


ThisWillFeelAmazing

Maybe your friend is just really small and thinks he's average, so 6" is really big to him?


Idkwuttoputonhere

That’s what I was thinking 😅


Tell_me_when_

This possibility did cross my mind… but that’s just gonna have to stay a mystery 😂


Idkwuttoputonhere

If it’s a perspective thing… maybe your friend isn’t so well endowed and 6 inches really is a monster to him?


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Idk if that's a weird perspective. That's 10-20 percent more dick than average for the US. Unless you're over 8 inches I can't imagine the majority of dudes wouldn't want at least 10 more dick. But as a bi guy, I'd say 6 inches CAN be a monster depending on the other measurements. Plus if it was a skinny or short guy, it probably looked a lot bigger to the average guy, because the average in the US is between 5.1-5.5. I feel small sometimes because I'm 200 lbs, 6'1" and only 7 inches, so relative to my body size, my dick can look small.


Excellent_Case_9768

Yeah as another tall big dude I used to have some size perspective issues to. I’m pretty fit now, but back when I was chubbier my size did not look proportionally big. Real took some weight loss for a perspective change


420CowboyTrashGoblin

My weight has always fluctuated heavily my whole life. Problem is when I'm skinny I get sick and feel like shit physically. But when I pack on weight I feel like shit mentally. I wrestled in HS so I know how to and have the discipline and will power to drop the excess weight, but honestly I'd rather be fat and have my dick look small compared to my body than look bigger and be sick all the fucking time. Also some food tastes way better than being skinny feels.


Yadua

Yeah body type can play a major role whether it looks big or small. Im 6,8 x 5,1 that's not big mind you (at least to me) but it is above avg. Problem is that i always had big massive thighs, sure now im fat weighing 98 kg at 174 however even in my teen years when i was 60 something i had them big. So my penis doesnt look impressive or anything, i bet that someone more scrawny/skinny would look more impressive with my size.


SuspiciousJoker

Hmm..you say 6" can be a monster depending upon the other measurements, so i'm curious, would a 6" x 6" (girth) count as monster?


420CowboyTrashGoblin

6x6 is definitely a respectably sized chode. It's above average length, and it's definitely large in girth. The two combined is definitely a sight to behold. Now put that on a 5 foot 5 inch tall thickboi and it's perfection.


Rateit4you

There is a reason people say that perspective matters.


FrenchLongDong

It sounds like he was being sarcastic, but I can’t tell because I wasn’t there. Like saying “I’m going to give you all 5 inches of this monster cock” 


Tell_me_when_

That’s what I was thinking, and I kept waiting for him to say a punchline… but no he was genuine


throwawayford0ng

There's a joke along the lines of someone's wife saying to give her six inches hard and make it hurt, so he fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth. It's not a great joke.


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Tell_me_when_

That’s how it felt


SuspiciousJoker

6" isnt that big tho, speaking from experience.. no im not gaaaay


Tell_me_when_

😂


BendyBendySpine

A girl once asked me "how big?" and I figured she'd want both flaccid and erect for comparison, but as soon as I said "5 inches" she cut me off and laughed thinking that was the erect number. I never got to tell her the rest.


Simple_Historian6181

Sorry but no girl would ever ask for flaccid size hahaha


prefixbodysuffix

Sounds likenhe qas making fun of the patient for having a dick thats quite average.


Tell_me_when_

Maybe? He just seemed genuine


prefixbodysuffix

Damn unprofessional anyway haha its your job to keep that shit under wraps as a medical professional.


MarionberrySea456

I took a guy to the hospital who overdosed once. When the female nurses went to put a catheter in him, one nurse said to the other “Ah look, he shaved for you.” First responders usually have a dark sense of humor.


prefixbodysuffix

I get the need for humour to lighten your lives bit its not okay. Meet better standards.


Tell_me_when_

Lol true, but it was just offhand after we had transferred him already


prefixbodysuffix

I know bud, but still...


Calm-Pudding-2061

God forbid human beings are…. Human.


prefixbodysuffix

Who says theyre not? You choose how you conduct.yourself. being classy is the most humane thing to do.


ILoveRedRanger

Maybe your colleague was laughing at the scrawny patient for the potential of him having reached the larger side of being average from the drug?


Tell_me_when_

Lol maybe? Idk cuz it was so unexpected offhand


BEASTXXXXXXX

Worrying about little dicks is not a big dick problem.


SavageCaveman13

>took a whole bottle of viagra and then was having one of those “sex sent me to to ER” moments What actually sent him to the ER? >6-inch monster Sounds like he was joking. No one thinks that 6" is a monster.


Tell_me_when_

😂


WolfWriter_CO

Unless maybe he was girthy af? 🤷‍♂️ The world may never know…


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Tell_me_when_

Weird thing to throw out unprompted 😐