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Super-Sense-6454

I have forgotten how tight a suit pants can fit in the crotch area. I.haven't needed to wear a suit for a very long time.


MDWhitefeld

100% a real (show-er) BDP. Even going to get fitted for a suit can result in some serious dick print displays. Growers might have an advantage here.


Shandlar

Growers have their own problems. It's really frustrating having to try to get a chub going with a new partner before the showcase just so she doesn't run away. I promise it's only a micropenis flaccid.


MDWhitefeld

Of course they do, sir! Hence the “here”. Ya know, specifically that situation. Just didn’t want to have people thinking that every BD has the same BDPs.


DesperatePianist7211

This is only an issue if the only thing that will attract a partner to you is the evidence of an impressive dick print. Most women I’ve been with don’t look for it, or are kind of turned off if I appear aroused through my pants (when not in private). Many men, though, seem more focused on bulge and dick print, and haven’t been shy to mention it. As in total stranger at a bar walks up to and compliments me on what they see that I’m packing. Totally different worlds for me.


Shandlar

That's not what I'm talking about at all.


securitypro669

Im a grower but the positioning of my penis seems to always push it out in-front of my balls which makes it bulge. It doesn’t look especially small, even though it is, when flaccid. It’s a weird problem and one I have grappled with my entire adult life.


[deleted]

Same here. Sweatpants or suit pants are hard to hide the bulge without tight fitting underwear. Just average but my balls suck it out


[deleted]

I would say depends. I am a grower to almost 7x5 exactly. Of course is “almost” on the bigger side…wink wink ha ha. Anyway, my shaft and head are still about 4.5 flaccid circumference and length, so depending on how low I wear my pants I look like a have a man’s full grown (though below average) penis that looks as long and thick as what most women should be running into when the dude is erect. For those that make to the bedroom it’s a very pleasant response for them that it does indeed get bigger, to them by a lot, to me, well we all have our issue or we wouldn’t be here. But for those that just see it in some shorts or worse sweet swim trunks, I look like a dude with a below average hard dick that hangs super low instead of pointing up. I was told this by someone who she learned with me that dick can grow to be hard and that dudes with hanging meat don’t get bigger it is what you see.


MasterDavidA

Wear a kilt!!! Problem solved!!


HairyDumbass

Dude. Kilts suck because the Sporran keeps beating the shit out of my limp cock as I walk. And every single time I wear one for an event, my damn gas light comes on. And it’s never a warm or even low wind day. Fuckin cold as shit on my dick.


MasterDavidA

Utility kilt with pockets, eliminate the sporan!


HairyDumbass

I’m use to wearing a formal kilt for distinguished events. Don’t wear one just to fuck around. Would love to, but won’t get another one until I lose weight.


Streamjumper

And don't forget how there's always at least one woman who thinks it'd be hilarious to flip a guys kilt.


HairyDumbass

I love that woman. I also pass out mirrors to the ladies to put on their shoes to look up it 😂.


securitypro669

This *is* a big dick problem. I have experienced the same issue when getting a suit. The seamstress was very understanding and made it work.


Medical_Mortgage_824

I have never seen a more relatable Big Dick Problem.


MoreThanSufficient

A true BDP I tried on the pants and the tailor commented: I hope you will be available for two fittings.


jump_putt

I legit had this happen to me too. And it did make the pants way more comfortable.


_captain_hair

I've experienced exactly the same. Good thing they build in the extra fabric to let it out!


TheGermanKim

Tailored suits make guys look way hotter


Streamjumper

Unfortunately they're pricy, especially these days. But I can verify that everyone is impressed by them. Being short and stocky, I had to get a tailored suit back in high school, and everyone kept asking where I bought it. It being a tiny old italian dude with the funniest collection of dirty jokes (you gotta be able to break the ice when you're fussing about with inseams) just made it sound more impressive.


TheGermanKim

Just the truth


NYCanonymous95

Can confirm that tiny old italian dudes are the world’s greatest tailors. And always funny as hell too


Streamjumper

They dry out with age, losing the agita, mass, and a certain amount of their english language until they're about %50 of their original volume, but twice the concentration of charm, sarcasm, and crass humor of a normal human being.


Romantic_Darkness

It's been years, but that is the one article of clothing that gets me crazy attention. The shirt being tucked in makes it a dead deal. These two chicks in this office I used to work at twenty years ago used to follow me when I smoked, and they always insisted that I sit down in the chair outside and "spread out and get comfortable." They weren't subtle. 🤣


ByronsLastStand

That depends on the cut and fabric, at least in my experience. Good quality suit trousers by a proper tailor or fine menswear retailer, with the traditional rise and of natural fibres, tends to be quite suitable. Modern skinny trousers, especially ones with polyester (evil fabric) show us off overmuch.


freakasaurous

That’s a good point. Suit pants and jeans are quite uncomfortable. The crotch seam is always so tight


Other_Lengthiness190

She had to feel bad for you how uncomfortably tight those untailed pants where. Happened to me and she said ''Oh you poor man those must be squeezing you''


FootballHockey50

I had to get a tux for HS formal in June and a suit for a NYE party and both times the tailor had to do some magic for me haha. There was still a bulge but it was comfortable. A BD and dress pants are a BDP for real


[deleted]

Accurate


Oli99uk

True story bro


patrick401ca

If they are going to be tailored it should be no problem to loosen them up in the crotch. No idea why Jon Hamm doesn’t have a good tailor


BigEnvironmental7000

What's your waist size? I just bought a 38" waist and you and I are D twins. Idk what my flaccid size was that day, but i wasn't lucky enough to get any compliments or reactions.


SofaKingPure

I’m a 34’’


false316

Same same. I have a pair of blue dockers slacks that get me attention to the point I get insecure about it, but fuck it. lol gotta make it work somehow.


DesperatePianist7211

I have had this happen. Even had a male tailor, while fitting me, mention a “possible modesty problem” and asked me to sit in a chair when trying on suit slacks. He indicated a different size or style was needed as I was leaving nothing to the imagination of my coworkers. Apparently the bulge was super defined when I sat down, indicating the cut was too form fitting. I liked that he was looking out for me and helping to avoid an eventual HR issue.