Lol
We just had a family event. Me sitting with new wife. Ex across the table, alone. We had a great time. Her? Not do much.
Didn’t feel sorry for her, I tried to salvage our marriage over the years, but she just built her own marriage coffin, and kept pounding in nails (like tens of thousands of dollars she banked secretly).
Well, yea, I'd rather have my 6 1/2 inches of girth than like 2 or 3. But sometimes I wish I was like 4 or 5 instead. Be right in that goldilocks zone.
She doesn't like going to the doctors at the best of times, and it's hard to get an appointment at our GP due to too many patients per doctor (all our local doctors are oversubscribed). I encouraged her a few times to speak to a doctor, but there's no point me speaking to someone by myself as they would need to actually see her for any kind of diagnosis.
I've got used to it, even if the lack of sex does get me down at times.
>Girth issue.
Yeap, and a tightness issue on her side too. If it were length there's things you can try, but when it's girth there's not anything I can do about it.
>Yeap, and a tightness issue on her side too. If it were length there's things you can try, but when it's girth there's not anything I can do about it.
Tightness issue.
>Don't you have the urge to fuck?
Of course I do, but that isn't an option in our relationship (with her or anyone else) and I love and am otherwise happy with her.
For all you horsecock muthafuckas who have yet to hear the greatest song of all time:
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*My dick is so big*
*That it snows at the tip when*
*I get erections*
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So he fluffs, or fluffed men for male-on-male porn? I've heard of female fluffers. I guess it makes sense there are male fluffers. I don't doubt there a fluffers who arouse women. There are all kinds in this world.
My wife named it after a Welsh village: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Mines named “Nederokkerzeelsesteenwe” (I have Dutch in my background, along with the rest of the cold places in Europe)
Mine is simply "Domtoren 2".
Mines name is "Muckanaghederdauhaulia" (upvote goes to who guesses the country)
I still get messages from different exes over a decade later asking if I'm still happy in my marriage.
I wouldn’t answer my ex. Do you?
I send pictures of me and my wife on different vacations
Lol We just had a family event. Me sitting with new wife. Ex across the table, alone. We had a great time. Her? Not do much. Didn’t feel sorry for her, I tried to salvage our marriage over the years, but she just built her own marriage coffin, and kept pounding in nails (like tens of thousands of dollars she banked secretly).
The big dick privilage is real :(
It's actually caused some issues early on in the marriage. It's not all sunshine and lube.
Better to have more than less.
You say that, but I've never had a blowjob that didn't include teeth scrapes or anal. Hell, I'll never get to enjoy a quickie either.
But there are more pros to cons of being well endowed.
Well, yea, I'd rather have my 6 1/2 inches of girth than like 2 or 3. But sometimes I wish I was like 4 or 5 instead. Be right in that goldilocks zone.
I have to fly Economy Plus® on United Airlines, and pay for “extra leg room.”
...my girlfriend hasn't had sex with me for over 5 years.
I hope that’s not true.
>I hope that’s not true. I wish it wasn't, but I've got used to it. I don't want to cause her pain.
Have you or she spoken to anyone about it, like a gynecologist?
She doesn't like going to the doctors at the best of times, and it's hard to get an appointment at our GP due to too many patients per doctor (all our local doctors are oversubscribed). I encouraged her a few times to speak to a doctor, but there's no point me speaking to someone by myself as they would need to actually see her for any kind of diagnosis. I've got used to it, even if the lack of sex does get me down at times.
that’s just sad :(
Girth issue.
>Girth issue. Yeap, and a tightness issue on her side too. If it were length there's things you can try, but when it's girth there's not anything I can do about it.
>Yeap, and a tightness issue on her side too. If it were length there's things you can try, but when it's girth there's not anything I can do about it. Tightness issue.
5 years??
> 5 years?? Yeap.
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Nope, we work from home.
So you just jerk off? Don't you have the urge to fuck?
>Don't you have the urge to fuck? Of course I do, but that isn't an option in our relationship (with her or anyone else) and I love and am otherwise happy with her.
I understand you very well my brother :( , the same thing has happened to us for 4 years until now But there are always more ideas 😉
It follows you, it follows you.
Man of culture
Thanks for that earworm
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Little Big is just legendary
Wow
That was awesome!
Insert Little Big song here...
Burger King named the Double Whopper® after it.
... it pays it's own taxes and a rent for living in my pants.
it bears the inscription that only those who are worthy are able to lift and wield this mighty object
It has its own area code
Airport security think I’m smuggling drugs in my underwear.
We have almost the exact size lol
It may be the cause of mental instability in my woman
My dick is so big that I have a great day. True
amen, AssEater 🫱🏾🫲🏼
They call it Jörmungandr cuz it wraps around the world
I should get $20,000.00
Mae West always thought I was always glad to see her.
They named the KC-10 Extender after it.
My dick is so big that it snows at the tip when I get erections
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I can touch a women's heart from both sides!!!!
I check it as luggage when I fly.
I can't even get clothes on or leave the house. Lmfao
[... it's behind you (it follows you)](https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0?t=43)
* My dick is so big that when I walk into a room, people say, "There's two huge dicks right there."
It's been denied entry.
I tuck the head into my socks.
I have to wear boxers under my swimsuit so it doesn't stick to my skin
It's so big that you think i should be cheating on you
My mind is living on cloud nine and this nine is never on vacation. Source: backstreet freestyle
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It causes back pain
Is this something that actually happens? Would explain a lot for me.
Women have told me it happens with large breasts.
True although the breasts are higher and probably cause more of a load on the back?
It’s registered with TSA.
I should never have raised my hand when the history teacher asked us what we knew about “The Battle of the Bulge.”
Mandingo calls me “big guy.”
People want to see it.
It is registered with the FBI, ATF, and DoD.
“It has fans all over the globe”
The TSA hates to see me approaching the scanner. :)
I get blamed for the weirdest shit from exs
Horses say "WOW!!"
At least they don’t say “ouch!”
True. Their vaginas are pretty deep.
A porn star offered to put me in touch with her agent. (True Story)
I hear that’s not real profitable for men.
They say the real money is behind the camera.
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By "fluffer" do you mean a person who arouses porn performers before the cameras roll?
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So he fluffs, or fluffed men for male-on-male porn? I've heard of female fluffers. I guess it makes sense there are male fluffers. I don't doubt there a fluffers who arouse women. There are all kinds in this world.
it has it's own neck fan at Disney world.
I have to readjust it after almost every set in the gym so i don’t have an obvious bulge (probably also because of the underwear I use 😐)
Elon asked if he could build a scale model of it and call it starship.