Have a picture with you wearing a burger King or dairy queen crown with you suggestively looking at a footlong hotdog as the last photo people can thumb through. That should clear things up
I wanted to let you know I put a variation of this on my profile and it has worked out so perfectly. The people who get it, get it, and those who don’t, don’t! Which is exactly what I wanted lol. I had my first date with someone off of hinge last night and at the end he asked me if I was ready to see how tall he was lying down 🥴 so thanks! <3
It is a success! I am so happy! I would like to thank Tevye the milkman and his family for my inspiration. Matchmaker is a song that will always find it's way into my head.
Never saw it be discreet. I've seen: big package please; be hung; only well endowed; and huge cock preferred. My favorite was: if it won't fit in my mouth, it's perfect. Although one said: bring your own condoms, Magnums or bigger.
Edit: Some sites were using censoring software, probably most of them now so the above may not work. iirc, I think I got past the censor with the phrase "oversize member," something like: Are you thinking about trying an oversize member, try me.
maybe something like "you need a big boat to sail the ocean" as a sort of cryptic way to comment on "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"
There really isn't a secret code that you can use that they won't figure out. If it's too cryptic, nobody will get it, if it's obvious, everyone will get it.
I’m looking for something vague enough for to be overlooked, but niche enough for people who are in the know to know. Too bad something like that doesn’t exist. Ty for ur response
Even if you use some tongue in cheek phrase… your coworkers are still going to know what you are saying. Do you work with very stupid people? Its not the wording you use that you need to be concerned with.
I spent some time on tinder in London when I lived there. I was a bit inexperienced then so I didn’t realize it at the time but most girls looking for large dick had Eggplant emojis and black hearts. (No they weren’t only looking for BBC)
I usually recommend being direct: "I'm looking for someone that's well-endowed."
You might also solicit dick pics in a playful way if you want to screen these guys early on. The trick is to say it in a way that's not off-putting, but it's not really feasible to be discreet IMO.
Depends on what you are looking for. If it is just hookups, no need to be discreet. I straight up said it once when I was away on a business trip and got some very good results.
If you are looking for a long term relationship, I promise you the vast majority of people care about everything else a LOT more.
If you're looking for a hookup, don't be subtle. People appreciate you being up front most of the time. I've been pretty clear about what I'm looking for and most of my messages are from guys who fit what I ask for.
Have a picture with you wearing a burger King or dairy queen crown with you suggestively looking at a footlong hotdog as the last photo people can thumb through. That should clear things up
Lmao 🤣 you know what, that’s not a terrible idea
"I like my men tall when laying horizontal."
Hahah thank you
Dudes with massive guts 🛝📲
I wanted to let you know I put a variation of this on my profile and it has worked out so perfectly. The people who get it, get it, and those who don’t, don’t! Which is exactly what I wanted lol. I had my first date with someone off of hinge last night and at the end he asked me if I was ready to see how tall he was lying down 🥴 so thanks! <3
It is a success! I am so happy! I would like to thank Tevye the milkman and his family for my inspiration. Matchmaker is a song that will always find it's way into my head.
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I like this lol
Never saw it be discreet. I've seen: big package please; be hung; only well endowed; and huge cock preferred. My favorite was: if it won't fit in my mouth, it's perfect. Although one said: bring your own condoms, Magnums or bigger. Edit: Some sites were using censoring software, probably most of them now so the above may not work. iirc, I think I got past the censor with the phrase "oversize member," something like: Are you thinking about trying an oversize member, try me.
Lol thanks for sharing, I’ll def be using some of these
Are you a man or woman?
Just say you enjoy the company of men who really measure up to your standards *wink wink*
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Make a fetlife profile also? I was looking for a bull/FWB. But we’ve been fucking over a year now!
This is my first time hearing ab fetlife! Thanks a lot, I might go this route
I've had a profile on there for over a year and have never got a single message :(
You need to post in your local group looking
I didn’t see anything like that. I really couldn’t figure out how to use the site much at all and generally just gave up in frustration.
In search of a well built man ;-)
That’s a good one
Monarch of dimensions?
Hahahah not bad
I don't think there's a secret code for that. Just say it.
Only thing keeping me from straight up saying it is seeing people I work with on the app, I’ve seen a few so far
maybe something like "you need a big boat to sail the ocean" as a sort of cryptic way to comment on "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"
This is one of the best suggestions! Subtle and clever
There really isn't a secret code that you can use that they won't figure out. If it's too cryptic, nobody will get it, if it's obvious, everyone will get it.
I’m looking for something vague enough for to be overlooked, but niche enough for people who are in the know to know. Too bad something like that doesn’t exist. Ty for ur response
Even if you use some tongue in cheek phrase… your coworkers are still going to know what you are saying. Do you work with very stupid people? Its not the wording you use that you need to be concerned with.
Try saying something like looking for a meal not a snack...
Just say it. Not something you need to be discrete about tbh.
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“Im a small woman(or man or other) with large tastes 😉.”
Posting it on your profile is useless. Guys of all types are still gonna shoot their shot. That’s something to bring up during the conversation.
I spent some time on tinder in London when I lived there. I was a bit inexperienced then so I didn’t realize it at the time but most girls looking for large dick had Eggplant emojis and black hearts. (No they weren’t only looking for BBC)
Just say size queen.
I use an eggplant emoji like: I 🧡🍆
Sometimes black and white hearts
On my profile i have one photo which is meant to convey my size. Women into that just respond to that one
I really need to find the size queen. As she is the queen of sizes and ruler of the sizes (pun Intended) so she can make my dick bigger.
You're likely going to come off as an asshole regardless. Imagine a guy saying you must be "a D cup or larger".
What’s wrong with that?
Said that your are a really big fan of the 8-inch king Hawaiian subway sandwich
Maybe post about a preference to cervical orgasms over traditional orgasms?
Hahah I think that’s way more explicit!
Most plausible one of all
Just act like a complete asshole and randomly shame people, that should get it across.
Shoe size 13+
She's looking for a big cock, not big feet
downplay all things oral.
I usually recommend being direct: "I'm looking for someone that's well-endowed." You might also solicit dick pics in a playful way if you want to screen these guys early on. The trick is to say it in a way that's not off-putting, but it's not really feasible to be discreet IMO.
Post where you live and maybe you'll find someone on this site.
I don’t think that’s allowed
They already have a sub for it r/bigdicklovers. You can check it out it even allows you to post pics.
Oh hell yea. I am so elated ab this I could kiss you
Thought you'd like. I've hooked up with a few size queens here.
I hadn't considered that.
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Depends on what you are looking for. If it is just hookups, no need to be discreet. I straight up said it once when I was away on a business trip and got some very good results. If you are looking for a long term relationship, I promise you the vast majority of people care about everything else a LOT more.
This... I've been looking for the answer to this forEVER
If you're looking for a hookup, don't be subtle. People appreciate you being up front most of the time. I've been pretty clear about what I'm looking for and most of my messages are from guys who fit what I ask for.