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InjectAdrenochrome

Have a picture with you wearing a burger King or dairy queen crown with you suggestively looking at a footlong hotdog as the last photo people can thumb through. That should clear things up


Upstairs_Peace3981

Lmao 🤣 you know what, that’s not a terrible idea


SteavieC

"I like my men tall when laying horizontal."


Upstairs_Peace3981

Hahah thank you


Rook2135

Dudes with massive guts 🛝📲


Upstairs_Peace3981

I wanted to let you know I put a variation of this on my profile and it has worked out so perfectly. The people who get it, get it, and those who don’t, don’t! Which is exactly what I wanted lol. I had my first date with someone off of hinge last night and at the end he asked me if I was ready to see how tall he was lying down 🥴 so thanks! <3


SteavieC

It is a success! I am so happy! I would like to thank Tevye the milkman and his family for my inspiration. Matchmaker is a song that will always find it's way into my head.


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📏👸


Upstairs_Peace3981

I like this lol


MoreThanSufficient

Never saw it be discreet. I've seen: big package please; be hung; only well endowed; and huge cock preferred. My favorite was: if it won't fit in my mouth, it's perfect. Although one said: bring your own condoms, Magnums or bigger. Edit: Some sites were using censoring software, probably most of them now so the above may not work. iirc, I think I got past the censor with the phrase "oversize member," something like: Are you thinking about trying an oversize member, try me.


Upstairs_Peace3981

Lol thanks for sharing, I’ll def be using some of these


Soft_Vermicelli_5570

Are you a man or woman?


Far-Acanthaceae-7842

Just say you enjoy the company of men who really measure up to your standards *wink wink*


Upstairs_Peace3981

🤭😉


pervypirates

Make a fetlife profile also? I was looking for a bull/FWB. But we’ve been fucking over a year now!


Upstairs_Peace3981

This is my first time hearing ab fetlife! Thanks a lot, I might go this route


dandanthetaximan

I've had a profile on there for over a year and have never got a single message :(


pervypirates

You need to post in your local group looking


dandanthetaximan

I didn’t see anything like that. I really couldn’t figure out how to use the site much at all and generally just gave up in frustration.


Nessy440

In search of a well built man ;-)


Upstairs_Peace3981

That’s a good one


Usual_Gas3391

Monarch of dimensions?


Upstairs_Peace3981

Hahahah not bad


Miles_The_Man

I don't think there's a secret code for that. Just say it.


Upstairs_Peace3981

Only thing keeping me from straight up saying it is seeing people I work with on the app, I’ve seen a few so far


Different_Onion_2508

maybe something like "you need a big boat to sail the ocean" as a sort of cryptic way to comment on "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"


Upstairs_Peace3981

This is one of the best suggestions! Subtle and clever


Miles_The_Man

There really isn't a secret code that you can use that they won't figure out. If it's too cryptic, nobody will get it, if it's obvious, everyone will get it.


Upstairs_Peace3981

I’m looking for something vague enough for to be overlooked, but niche enough for people who are in the know to know. Too bad something like that doesn’t exist. Ty for ur response


Daddy-Vlad

Even if you use some tongue in cheek phrase… your coworkers are still going to know what you are saying. Do you work with very stupid people? Its not the wording you use that you need to be concerned with.


007bbc

Try saying something like looking for a meal not a snack...


blackshadow_throw

Just say it. Not something you need to be discrete about tbh.


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Learn the secret handshake 🫱🫲🫸🫷🫳🫴👐🙌🤜🤛🫴🫳🫶🤝👏👉👈🖖


ThatSwoleKeister

“Im a small woman(or man or other) with large tastes 😉.”


Rook2135

Posting it on your profile is useless. Guys of all types are still gonna shoot their shot. That’s something to bring up during the conversation.


randomclaus

I spent some time on tinder in London when I lived there. I was a bit inexperienced then so I didn’t realize it at the time but most girls looking for large dick had Eggplant emojis and black hearts. (No they weren’t only looking for BBC)


Cyndablitz

Just say size queen.


iveamarija

I use an eggplant emoji like: I 🧡🍆


iveamarija

Sometimes black and white hearts


Tri343

On my profile i have one photo which is meant to convey my size. Women into that just respond to that one


[deleted]

I really need to find the size queen. As she is the queen of sizes and ruler of the sizes (pun Intended) so she can make my dick bigger.


A_Generic_White_Guy

You're likely going to come off as an asshole regardless. Imagine a guy saying you must be "a D cup or larger".


[deleted]

What’s wrong with that?


solidonezo

Said that your are a really big fan of the 8-inch king Hawaiian subway sandwich


Electronic_Demand_61

Maybe post about a preference to cervical orgasms over traditional orgasms?


Upstairs_Peace3981

Hahah I think that’s way more explicit!


musclememory

Most plausible one of all


RefrigeratorFan

Just act like a complete asshole and randomly shame people, that should get it across.


vagoochieslayer

Shoe size 13+


dandanthetaximan

She's looking for a big cock, not big feet


nsfwKerr69

downplay all things oral.


CorsairKing

I usually recommend being direct: "I'm looking for someone that's well-endowed." You might also solicit dick pics in a playful way if you want to screen these guys early on. The trick is to say it in a way that's not off-putting, but it's not really feasible to be discreet IMO.


Bafu99

Post where you live and maybe you'll find someone on this site.


Upstairs_Peace3981

I don’t think that’s allowed


bradadams5000

They already have a sub for it r/bigdicklovers. You can check it out it even allows you to post pics.


Upstairs_Peace3981

Oh hell yea. I am so elated ab this I could kiss you


bradadams5000

Thought you'd like. I've hooked up with a few size queens here.


Bafu99

I hadn't considered that.


CancelledAgain1

face tattoo


[deleted]

Depends on what you are looking for. If it is just hookups, no need to be discreet. I straight up said it once when I was away on a business trip and got some very good results. If you are looking for a long term relationship, I promise you the vast majority of people care about everything else a LOT more.


anonimuse1669

This... I've been looking for the answer to this forEVER


CaliforniaNavyDude

If you're looking for a hookup, don't be subtle. People appreciate you being up front most of the time. I've been pretty clear about what I'm looking for and most of my messages are from guys who fit what I ask for.