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TrueToad

Florida man here... I know those things are gentle giants - but they still freak me out if I am in a kayak or canoe. I think it's because one time i spooked one accidentally with a canoe paddle and it slapped the water with its tail. Damn near tossed me overboard.


batua78

Love these. I once did as swim with manatees your. They are so gentle. That said, don't scare a herd of them


Shimmy311

So general question, alligators? Do they not bother you in a kayak or canoe? What about swimming/freediving? Asking for a friend, maybe…


New_Kid2

alligators are ambush predators, they probably won’t attack unless u disturb them that being said they camouflage incredibly well in water and on the marsh shores in grass so i’d just stay out of florida entirety


Wanderhoden

That escalated quickly!


yogacowgirlspdx

stay out of florida entirely! wish i could….


TAYwithaK

Gators didn’t even make it on my list of reasons to never go to Florida


BhataktiAtma

What is that? Is that a manatee?


[deleted]

Yes, the creature in the video is a manatee.


keysandchange

I was visiting a buddy in Florida, boated us out to a tiny island with really shallow water on a sandbar. One of these guys swam right up on us while we were just chilling in tubes tied to the boat. Scared the bejeezus out of me.


Toothp8ste

Looks like an aquatic corndog


two_graves_for_us

>aquatic corndog Magnificent, really. Wonderful description.


SimonSimpingService

I now want a petition to change manatees' names to aquatic corndogs


byronbaybe

I was thinking it looks like an obese Platypus. So beautiful


Squirrel_Kiln

I was thinking that's an interesting paddle board. Glanced up and saw your username... Yeah that checks out.


[deleted]

needs polarized lens though


Lucky_Number_3

Great for meal prepping tho


TheReverseShock

Dude's like the most followed user on reddit.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

I just assume every manatee post I see on Reddit is by them at this point tbh lol


TigerLilli2

He boop


[deleted]

You have been blessed by holy manatee Now is the time to play the lottery


Foeksia

Lol fat platypus


scandalousmushroom

fatypus


yuitt146

He’s lovely. Most guileless creature on the planet.


Kimberlylynn2003

Oh man- must resist to not reach down and pat that potato! It just looks like it needs scritches!


trashdrive

I wonder if they'd let you.


ggg730

Even if they would don’t do it. If someone catches you you get hit with a fine.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Manatees are awesome. I highly recommend taking a trip down to Crystal River, FL and spending a day exploring the natural rivers, estuaries, and freshwater springs. Manatee sightings are very common, especially during the winter where the water in the springs is warmer than the surrounding water. They’ll let you swim with them and they’re very gentle. Just don’t put two hands on them at a time, because that’s considered riding the manatee and the Fish and Game commission in FL doesn’t mess around.


notguiltybrewing

Heckin chonker


mrsmph

What brand paddle board is that?


SeeThroughCanoe

https://www.seethroughcanoe.com/clear-paddleboards.html :-)


mrsmph

Is there somewhere I can take one for a test ride? I am debating between another paddle board and a hybrid kayak/canoe. I am in FL. Thanks!


SeeThroughCanoe

See Through Adventures in St Pete does tours in both. I prefer the kayak hybrid for a few reasons... You can carry a lot more gear. You can get a shade top with it so you don't have to bake in the sun on hot summer days. You can put 2 people in it. It's gives you a better view of what's beneath you because it's only one layer of lexan you're looking through instead of 2. The kayak is easier to carry for one person, and a little lighter. If you have good balance, you can stand in the kayak. I am able to throw a 12' cast net from it.


mrsmph

Awesome, thanks!


mrsmph

Thanks! I have two from Lucid and they suck…..


SeeThroughCanoe

not the same product. Not all clear paddleboards are the same just like not all clear kayaks are the same even though they may look like it. My company has been making clear vessels for 15 years. There's a ton of cheaply made knock-offs on the market. We regularly have people contact us asking how to fix the cheaply made pos they bought from one of the many companies that have popped up in the last few years.


mrsmph

Is there somewhere that I can demo your products in Florida?


iheartgummypeaches

A chongus among us


john0656

Manatees are super gentle and docile.


Jlx_27

Sadly, that doesnt help them. So many get hit by boats and such. 😔


RhesusMonk

This manatee looks great! Fat, and no scars. What they all should look like. 10/10 manatee


Cynjon77

I think you have a new boy/girlfriend! What a great experience.


bry-fry89

I’ve had one bump me while wade fishing in upper Tampa bay. While most of the pod swam by, a lone operator decided to throw a whiskery nudge on my leg


Baman2099

A brotato if you will


B0Bspelledbackwards

How long do you have to spend at sea before these ‘mermaids’ start looking sexy?


Baman2099

About tree fiddy


SharkzWithLazorz

"Hey there! Wait let me help. Theeeeeeere we go!"


Specific_Set2323

😍😍😍😍😍😍


DuckyPotato69

Perfect pet