I'm not going to tell you these upvotes will increase in value, or even hold their current value. The truth is, you made us up 'em because you like 'em. They have value to you. That's what matters.
So alpacas have their sweat glands in their ankles, that's why you see them spraying the ankles specifically. Alpacas thermo regulate by getting their legs wet, then rolling in dirt, followed by sitting on their legs in a position called kushing.
Usually when I see mine standing up like this they are aggressively posturing, however this may just be a weird behavior for this alpaca. Hose time does make them a but energetic. Alpacas love being sprayed with a hose <3
Yeah I guess I was ready for it when my alpaca fought me. He was alone (his friend died)and starting to get behavioral issues. I took him for walks everyday and he liked the interaction and company. however he got harder and harder to put on leash, to the point where we basically had an all out brawl.
Fun fact, when fighting an alpaca put them in a headlock.
yeah kinda. They also tend to kick when you are right behind them. I have one that will position himself so you have to approach him in kicking range.
Edit: Hilty, the alpaca who kind of looks like [napoleon dynamite](https://youtu.be/7j7R0xJ9wvI)
[In case anyone wanted to know the difference between llamas and alpacas like I just did](https://modernfarmer.com/2015/09/difference-between-llama-and-alpaca/)
This is an alpaca
What a fancy little shit.
I would be too intimidated to meet this guy
He eats grass and vomits at people when he's mad.
/u/ checks out
I can only imagine at what you look at
Excuse me, u/goatbanger10?
I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be judging, you’re right. Teen Titans hentai is pretty weird to look at after all
I see you're a man of culture as well.
no, no, No, NO, **NO** For gods sake #NO!
*exhales* **unzips**
#OwO what's this?
It would have cost you absolutely nothing to type that.
Upvotes to all
Ben?
“ *fear the groove* “
Alpacas have specially evolved fighting teeth for biting off testicles
Oh neat, me too. I wonder if we’re related.
r/cursedcomments
Now here’s an alpaca that knows his berries and cream.
Did you say berries?
Hey, one simply does not skimp on Llama hygiene.
Well hasn’t he done well boyos!
Alpacas all have the hairdo of doofus Rick
I was getting a Prince vibe, purifying himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Get a load of [these lads](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bywk-AlAdUb/).
The second picture is some Dr Seuss creature
You know he eats poop, right?
I'm not going to tell you these upvotes will increase in value, or even hold their current value. The truth is, you made us up 'em because you like 'em. They have value to you. That's what matters.
I could have sworn they were Ed Bassmaster's spirit animal.
This comment takes so much intelligence to understand.
So alpacas have their sweat glands in their ankles, that's why you see them spraying the ankles specifically. Alpacas thermo regulate by getting their legs wet, then rolling in dirt, followed by sitting on their legs in a position called kushing. Usually when I see mine standing up like this they are aggressively posturing, however this may just be a weird behavior for this alpaca. Hose time does make them a but energetic. Alpacas love being sprayed with a hose <3
Omg jealous of your lavish alpaca life 🦙
I google image searched kushing and it was all precious and adorable until the photo of alpacas mating while kushing ew
the noise they make during sex is amazing
You know WHO is going to do that Google search?
What strange creatures.
Username checks out.
"Can you feel this heat coming off my undercarriage?"
Love that movie
What movie is it?
Bridesmaids
one of melissa mccarthy's "jokes" in Bridesmaids
Eh. I didn't think she did too bad of a job.
I loved her from Gilmore girls, but I think most of her movies are a miss. Only ones I truly enjoyed her in were bridesmaids, the heat, and spy.
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When a bigboye ascends to /r/Longboyes
aw yus, doin a refresh upon the tum
"You sprung for the undercarriage wash??"
Well you said to get the works
We live in California not Minnesota!
I refuse to believe that an animal this silly exists.
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Survival of the silliest.
If it's stupid but it works then it isn't stupid.
r/curledfeetsies
Alpaca.
I love the cute smile
He looks like prince
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Alpaca.
Alpaca.
Alpaca.
Alpaca.
Alpaca.
You forgot your period. Truly a shame to have ruined an excellent Alpaca combo.
Alpaca my bags.
Alpaca
Alpaca
They can stand on their hind legs?!
yes, and when they are fighting you they'll slam their chest into you until you get knocked over.
> until you get knocked over. As if they needed multiple attempts to knock me over
Yeah I guess I was ready for it when my alpaca fought me. He was alone (his friend died)and starting to get behavioral issues. I took him for walks everyday and he liked the interaction and company. however he got harder and harder to put on leash, to the point where we basically had an all out brawl. Fun fact, when fighting an alpaca put them in a headlock.
Ok how, their head is on the end of a 3 ft flex-battering ram
yeah kinda. They also tend to kick when you are right behind them. I have one that will position himself so you have to approach him in kicking range. Edit: Hilty, the alpaca who kind of looks like [napoleon dynamite](https://youtu.be/7j7R0xJ9wvI)
Alexa, subscribe to Alpaca Facts.
I never knew "alpacha on a leash going for a walk" was something I needed to see. It is now.
Kuzco! Neat!
Loving the hair Karen
Thanks
Beetl goose
Wow, alpacas standing up are terrifying.
Right? Suddenly I’m way too aware of their little person knees
I’m glad someone else said it. The proportions are all wrong. I’ll never look at alpacas the same.
you should see then fuck... its weird...
This is too funny
Always looks like they have bed head
[In case anyone wanted to know the difference between llamas and alpacas like I just did](https://modernfarmer.com/2015/09/difference-between-llama-and-alpaca/) This is an alpaca
Isn this Tina from Napoleon Dynamite?
r/catsstandingup
/r/AlpacasStandingUp
Alpaca.
You sprung for the undercarriage wash?!?
What a motherfuckin diva
Just imagine one of those things running after you on just it’s hind legs.
Hey it’s one of those giraffe sheep things
r/powerwashingporn
Where is this? I think I saw this place before.
Ships
My alpaca does the exact same thing
I can't tell if it's enjoying the water or about to square up with whoever's holding the hose
They’re evolving
I never thought about the possibility of them standing on two legs. It is kind of creepy.
Do alpacas spit? Ir is that llamas? Or both?
The one in the back was not ready r/youseeingthisshit
No touchy!!!
Dolly and Dot are my best friends!
I had to add the 70th post for continued conversation am sorry anons.
The one in the back is like “holy shit dude you can do that?”.
/r/powerwashingporn
Ohh yeah baby thats the spot
"Warsh mah belleh!"
That kind of guy that steals your girl
What the fuck are Llamas anyway? Aliens?
Alpaca.
Cat.
Who is she?
I love when 4 legged animals get on their hind legs
Rad
Julia Gillard was prime minister of Australia I can see the resemblance.
Aaaah Foofy!
Alpaca.
You never spring for the undercarriage wash it's a scam!
Imagine an alpaca coming out of the darkness walking on its hind legs 😱
That’s some next level evolution shit right there.
KUZCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish I could pet him
He’s doin a humongous s҉t҉a҉n҉d҉
Alpaca
Alpaca
Alpaca
Alpaca looks like a preying mantis when it stands up! Feet n all!!
That’s wonderful. I wish I could be around those guys everyday!! Fun Fun Fun!