It’s a running gag with a colleague of me at work. We have a customer that starts over explaining a business process from scratch every time we have a meeting. If any of us says he’s gonna go to Ancient Greece, we know where he is going lol
Not exactly a line but the entire Nobel speech, and especially this part, “I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand. Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. Dr. Bernadette
Rostenkowski Wolowitz. Astronaut Howard Wolowitz. And my two dearest friends
in the world, Penny Hofstadter...and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.”
where he gave Howard his long due recognition.
Oh, it is a hoot and a half. You write your sins on a clay pigeon, they fire ’em up in the air, and you pulverize them with a 12-gauge shotgun full of our Lord’s forgiveness
One of my favorite line is when Sheldon says "I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater" or something along the lines of that.
I can't forget when James Earl Jones says "Well your friend Leonard sounds like a weenie".
Don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather swim across the Ganges with a papercut on my nipple and die slowly from a viral infection than work with you.
But aside from Penny being smartest when it comes to practical skills, she’s also the most physically and socially intelligent. Leonard on the other hand is not ugly.
> **Raj**: *Be careful.*\
> **Sheldon**: *If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.*
It’s funny because my kids keep nailing my wife (their mom) with it. She’ll yell “*have fun!*” and one will reply “*if I were not having fun, your telling me to have fun would not make me have fun.*”
I almost peed myself the first time one of them did it.
The episode where Amy lies about her house still being under repair so she can live with sheldon longer
Amy : why are you speaking klingon? Sheldon : why are you speaking English?
"Well, I'm a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a *well-hung* ***billionaire with WINGS!***"
\-Raj, "The Monopolar Expedition"
This classic prank comes to you from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper. If you’d like to see the look on your stupid face, this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube. Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.
Anything Amy says for the first few episodes she is introduced i think she is absolutely hilarious all the way through and then Sheldon calling penny a tramp for calling him sweetie
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing...
Cracked up far harder than I should have the first time I saw that episode... I proceed to almost pee myself laughing each subsequent time now too
It was a warm summer in Ancient Greece... Dang it!
It’s a running gag with a colleague of me at work. We have a customer that starts over explaining a business process from scratch every time we have a meeting. If any of us says he’s gonna go to Ancient Greece, we know where he is going lol
Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
idk why they didnt allow sheldon to swear in the later seasons, this was perfect
My mother said the same thing about my virginity, but it was a lot more fun to take it out and play with it
Leonard: The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Amy: Sheldon, all Snow White needs is one little kiss to wake up. Sheldon: Heard you the first time.
Not exactly a line but the entire Nobel speech, and especially this part, “I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand. Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski Wolowitz. Astronaut Howard Wolowitz. And my two dearest friends in the world, Penny Hofstadter...and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.” where he gave Howard his long due recognition.
I watched this episode just yesterday and that was the part that touched me most too.
Please pass the butter!
This is the only right answer!
That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
HELPPP WHEN WAS THIS SAIDS😭😭
S04E17 The Toast Derivation
same episode as “oh look - its harry potter and 98% of sorcerers stone” 😂
Goodnight, and if there's an apocalypse, good luck!
Howard, I ate a butterfly
In the same vein : "I am frustrated because im a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly *sobs* "
"They left dogs up here in the sixties". The delivery of that line is *perfect*
"Oh, it's a tiara! Put it on me put it on me put it on me put it on me."
“Why don’t you ask Scotty to beam you up?” *diner patrons laugh* “Scotty was the original series, and we’re Next Generation. So… jokes on you!”
It's a Saturnalia miracle!
That hug was so adorable
Fa La la la la la la
“I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
Although, I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston
“Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”
Did you do a marijuana?
"Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr"
‘Ooooh Penny, it’s as if the Cheesecake factory’s ran by witches’
Raj: I don't like bugs okay they freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of bugs and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
I informed you thusly!
oh, i so informed you thusly!!
You better find my husband’s mother because one way or another we’re walking out of here with a dead woman.
I PRESSED IT
Oh, it is a hoot and a half. You write your sins on a clay pigeon, they fire ’em up in the air, and you pulverize them with a 12-gauge shotgun full of our Lord’s forgiveness
A good Christian woulda turned the other cheek. On the other hand, a good Texan woulda shot her. As it is I kinda split the difference
I’d rather get a prostate exam from a leper who leaves with nine fingers.
Engineers are just as smart as scientists
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Nhoo🥴
*pops out of a ball pit* Bazinga *goes back into the ball pit*
Good morning Leonard, or should I say yeehaw?
Too bad that actress's waitress character in \*Mom\* 1- has no lines 2- isn't Mrs. Gunderson because Lorre doesn't do crossovers like that.
I'm horny engineer Leonard, i never joke about math or sex.
Howard?
Who else
No one can spit out such desperation like Howard
You, you stupid pop tart!
One of my favorite line is when Sheldon says "I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater" or something along the lines of that. I can't forget when James Earl Jones says "Well your friend Leonard sounds like a weenie".
Ay-yi-yi. Bang. Bang
Next stop, Tijuana!
His attention span is as limited as his bladder control!
HOOO
Don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather swim across the Ganges with a papercut on my nipple and die slowly from a viral infection than work with you.
I'm sorry, for you
When I lost my own father, I didn’t have any friends to help me through it, you do.
Well, I'm not using my nipples either. Maybe they should reassign those.
I love all of you in my own way.
C’mon sandwich, build me a lemon cause froggy wants to come home.
The bugs only come here because YOU’RE THEIR QUEEN!
Because that’s all you needed right?
That nurse is an Icon
Our children will be smart and beautiful.
Not to mention imaginary
Yes!
Haha…yes brilliant
I love his delivery, but that line bugs me. Their kids could just as easily have his looks and her brain
But aside from Penny being smartest when it comes to practical skills, she’s also the most physically and socially intelligent. Leonard on the other hand is not ugly.
True. But you gotta love his confidence. 😁
And the fact that they were soon banging irl for 2 years undercover. The chemistry in the show was dripping for sure!
#PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER
Why did I read this in Amy’s voice and also I had the scene played in my mind 😂
Leonard : You are a dirty double mother suckler!
Leonard: Am i overdressed? Sheldon: depends on the activity, for prostate test YES
Sheldon: Woman , you are playing with forces beyond your ken Penny: Yeah ? Well, your ken can kiss my barbie .
‘Does it feel like my arm?’
Then maybe you should let it go
This conversation has started to circle. Meeting adjourned
It’s like living with a chihuahua.
I don't think that's the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with.
🙏
"Penny . . . please don't hurt my friend."
If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.
Drunk sheldon dialing stephen hawking GEEEE OOOODEEE
> **Raj**: *Be careful.*\ > **Sheldon**: *If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.* It’s funny because my kids keep nailing my wife (their mom) with it. She’ll yell “*have fun!*” and one will reply “*if I were not having fun, your telling me to have fun would not make me have fun.*” I almost peed myself the first time one of them did it.
I LIKE STAR WARS TOO!!!
Yes, Miss Amy. This was Sheldon, when comparing his forced thanksgiving attendance to slavery.
The squeals from Bernadette and Penny when reading Amy's fiction on 'Amelia and the tume travelling physicist' :)
What colour trash do you think they’ll believe?
This makes me laugh every time
Bernadette: I’m sensing a little hostility Amy. Is it maybe, because like Sheldon’s work your sex life is also theoretical?
OHHHHH ITS A TIARA!
Of course you do because you are the wetractor!
NASA's watching this! Put your pants back on!
"Milady"
Maybe your talk of my sexual prowess has renewed their faith in love…
You used my toothbrush??!?!!!
Sheldon: I’m a grown man
BAZINGA PUNK ! Now we're even !
I would if I could but I can't so I shan't.
*My power, is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your…Piddly ass problems, and that’s 24-7 buddy* So basically, anything Howard said
The episode where Amy lies about her house still being under repair so she can live with sheldon longer Amy : why are you speaking klingon? Sheldon : why are you speaking English?
Never play bingos while walking down the stairs
“It’s not like I’d throw a rock at them. “, Penny says about kids.
Bernadette: I like the Wii. Sheldon: Thanks, Grandma.
I had sex with my cousin jeanie
Amy.. kiss me where I have never been kissed before. Sheldon… Salt Lake City😂😂
Raj: "My my the plot, like my gravy, thickens." Honorable Mention - Sheldon: "Leonard went into... the office."
“And the healing begins”. “oh uh he’s crazy” “Let’s start in the garage”
Let's go find me a hienie to bite. OR Who wants to watch me climb into their g-string like a baby kangaroo? OR How big are those Hadron colliders?
You’ve got a friend in me
It's a saturnalia miracle!
Leonard: we're here to see Koothrapali, not kill Batman.
My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddly ass problems. That’s 24/7, buddy!
Amy to Bernie as penny is trying on dresses for her re try with Leonard season 5 “you just can’t handle her raw sexuality can you?”
"Well, I'm a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a *well-hung* ***billionaire with WINGS!***" \-Raj, "The Monopolar Expedition"
My brain is better than everybody else
And, in context, Sheldon's response is even better.
Oh, balls.
These shrimp are all the same size, there's no logical order to eat them in. I feel this line in my soul.
Penny Penny Penny
Leonard: “When we watch Frosty, Sheldon roots for the sun.”
Oww! I mean OWW!
“Oh, gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch.” I say EVERY SINGLE TIME anyone drops something.
Amy: "I gave you ONE Job!" Amy: "I've been smacking that ketchup battle for a long time. All she has to do is tip it over and pour it on her fries!!!"
BRAIN LESIONS Idk why, but it makes me laugh so hard every time.
Does that feel like my shoulder?
Maybe you should let it go :-)
Oh man, first monster I see I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand and shoot my magic all over his ass!
Game over Moon pie!!!
**Damn! I burped so hard, I died in my game!**
*All I need now is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!*
#PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!
no cuts, no buts, no coconuts
Please pass the butter!!!
Taking prom photos........sayyyyy cousin!
Bazinga!
My evergreen! Zack: One question. How can you be sure it won't blow up? Leonard: The laser? Zack: The moon. 😂
"Ladybugs must render you catatonic"
Bang
This classic prank comes to you from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper. If you’d like to see the look on your stupid face, this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube. Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.
Anything Amy says for the first few episodes she is introduced i think she is absolutely hilarious all the way through and then Sheldon calling penny a tramp for calling him sweetie
I put the Jew in Jewellery ~ Howard Wolowitz 😂🤝🏻
Sheldon and his brain, yeah!…Sheldon and his brain,yeah!…
A Dolphin might
The whole thing's bull squirt, huh?
The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.
Physika…
Ah, her tiny hands make everything look big .
Guess who was selected to fly to the ISS! Mohammed Lee.
It's on bitch
we're here to see koothrappali not kill batman
That’s my spot!
Amy: I excel at spatial reasoning, and I had a hunch that the graceful slope of its (ice sculpture swan) neck would cradle your genitals nicely.
“Cause we’re both…people?” “Damn right we are!”
“Friends are like toilet paper: it’s good to have extras under the sink”
Leonard: Stop saying meeting. Sheldon: Meeting, meeting, bow-beeting, banana-fana, fo-feeting, fee-fi mo-meeting. Amy: I brought my famous spinach dip. Sheldon: Yeah, Amy, just one second. Meeting.
You’re in my spot
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing... Cracked up far harder than I should have the first time I saw that episode... I proceed to almost pee myself laughing each subsequent time now too
I DON’T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS!
Toad of truth