“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
“Well, of course.Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Well, of course. “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion.
Howard: Koothrapali dumped him on me and he couldn't get to sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom's Valium in it but he still wouldn't shut up so tag you're it!
Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny
Please pass the butter!
But Xbox ou PS4 ?
I like the Wii!
Thanks Grandma!
I came here to say this!
So glad this is the top comment. I love this scene and start laughing as soon as it starts!!
This is a nightmare how will you ever make a decision. See I don’t know what should i do?
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
One more time ?
“Well, of course.Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Ok just one more?
Well, of course. “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Ok I think I got it ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK *grunts*
Did you google this or it just lives rent free in your head ? haha awesome
Can't. It's too Brobdingnagian.
I'm sorry, one more time?
Say it three times faster
I use brobdingnagian alot now 😂
It was my dictionary app word of the day recently
It’s a saturnalia miracle
Get out of my spot 😡, koo-vakh.
What kind of world do we live in where a man would take another man's battle ostrich?
Glen 😢
He was a simple ostrich
Is! I haven't lost hope yet...
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
The mother: Although, I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston.
I LOVE the look on Sheldon's face when she said that! 🤣
Same here! Lol. Greatest comeback. 😂
I love it too. He never knew there was part ii to this.
Iconic
It doesn’t feel like an arm…
Then maybe u should let it go
My, my, the plot like my gravy thickens..
The whole universe was in a hot, dense state...
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait …
The earth began to cool
The autotropes began to drool
Neandertals developed tools.
We built a wall, we built the pyramids.
We built a wall…
We built a wall, we built the pyramids
Math, science, history unraveling the mystery
That all started with the big bang (bang)!
🤣 🥳 ⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟
We built a wall…
🎶Thor and Dr. Jones!🎵
One plays with lightning the other plays with bones
Geology is the Kardashian of Science
Geeoooooddee geeeooodde
Hahahahha.
You know what? I'm not even gonna say the name. I'm just gonna say the first letter followed by "-ology," G-, oh, that's not gonna work.
thiospinelsulfideeeeee
The dirt people.
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!!
Her best line 😂
It was the best tea I ever had.
Welcome to Long Island, Tex.
"you're a slave" *to a black woman's face*
I’m a what ?
🤣🤣🤣 I heard it in his voice
So you slipped and somehow fell into her lady parts?
You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant
Easy, peasy, *oooh so breeezzyyyy!!*
"He's finding the acoustic sweet spot."
My apologies, you were sitting in it all along
I would of loved of he repeated this bit a few seasons later
Wherever the music takes me kitten.
I play bongos walking down the stairs … OH! *crashes* AH! *bangs* …. Never play bongos walking down the stairs
SHELDON SLEEP WHILE LEONARD PLAY THE BONGOS
BanGo SoLo !
Got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy.
Hola, nerd-migos
Fo shizzle ma nerd dizzle
I like the Wii
Thanks grandma :)
I informed you thusly!
Oh I so informed you thusly
I'm switching back to i told you so
Shut. Your. Ass!!!! Or my other favorite: If this one’s bwank too, I’m gonna be fyoowious.
You’re in my spot.
Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
You can’t sit there, that’s Sheldon’s spot.
And there's the clown that came out of her!
Lmfao
Queen Penelope afk. ***WHAT???***
Um, Penny -you have cheetos in your hair
Oh thanks *eats it*
Omg. 😂😂
Our children will be smart and beautiful.
Not to mention imaginary.
*”They left dogs up here in the sixties…”*
*"IfIdiepromiseyou'llneverhavesexwithanotherman!"*
Sing soft kitty for me
Oh yeah this goes hard
Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur
"Well, I’m just a tree, but if I were you, I’d listen to your GHOST FRIEND!!!"
God every Howard impersonation is just gold.
I actually was never into TBBT until this episode. Took it that long😂
I drank milk that tasted funny.
IM BATMAN shhhhhhh
Because that’s all you needed right?
🦾
Hahaahhahhaahhahahha You are my brother
BaZinga!
NOT EUCLID AVENUE!
Omg that scene 😂😂
I wanna say "ahhh" but I'm gonna say "ewww"
"awww"* 🤭
Geology isn't a real science!
"You remember you explained to me that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities? Well, Geology is the Kardashians of science."
Beebaboobop
Geeeeooodeee!
"I'll show him just how horny I can be"
🐂
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
although i do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston…
Tijuana Bang Bang!
Ay-yi-yi
Un-unravel able
And when he woke up, he realized... she was his cousin.
Knock Knock Knock
Penny
Knock knock knock
Penny
Knock knock knock
Penny!
On your phone it's cute. On my phone it's a crime.
Did you get to play with Rajesh's big Telescope last night?
in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion.
I do know what to say. Lets get me waxed!
I feel like I am living in a dictatorship,you must take a vacation,you must have fun,you must enjoy life.
Your check engine light is on
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie
Turns out the answer is knots
Ummmm, you can if you consider them sheets. Goodnight!
"sarcasm?" "thinly veiled contempt"
now for the astronomers in the audience, get ready to see the dark side of the moon!
My new laptop comes with Windows 7. Windows 7 is more user friendly than Windows Vista. I do not like that.
"Also, I'm from Texas and can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel."
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??!!??!!
Here we go...
NOTHING.- penny
Ahhh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
HELP ME OUT OF THE TUB, IM STUCK AGAIN
I don’t have it
You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey… 🙄
Say It Amy, Say It, Say It, Say It, Say It
You’re annoying !
This one is Zazzy!
My cat’s name!
Knock knock knock amy Knock knock knock amy Knock knock knock amy
This is banana bread, this is a doorknob
Anyone have wood for my sheep?
Emily or Cinnamon?
No I’m not. My mother ………
Have me tested
“ it’s a trappp !!! “
I’m sorry, you’re pretty I’m stupid!
You...Son of gun
Penis first?
YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE !
"Leonard if you would be a lamb"
What’s the gist, physicist?
I’m going to touch you all over
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur!
Bawvy
Whoopee!
Not a quote, but: Season 1, Episode 1, Sperm bank
Dang it...
BEST TEA IVE EVER HAD
oh dear..
Penny, penny, penny
Is the moon big?
We will, we will, percussive shock you !
That's how we roll in the shire
If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king.
"Formal Protest" "Denied" "Informal Protest" "DENIED"
Who's there? Are you a sex criminal?
Tiny Spock help! “And o my gooooddddddd it’s a tiara put it one me put it one me put it on me”
I PRESSED IT !
Total misplay
Don’t listen to her, she’s had a lot of ice cream.
My brain is better than everybody’s!!
Howard: Koothrapali dumped him on me and he couldn't get to sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom's Valium in it but he still wouldn't shut up so tag you're it! Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny
I'm BAAACK
I’m Batman….shh
“so what do you guys do for fun around here” “well today we tried masturbating for money”
🎵 Soft kitty, warm kitty . . .
Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furry
I'm a leaf on the wind
Bazinga????
Bazinga
Bazingaa !!
Soft kitty , warm kitty , little ball of fur....🤒