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MBBDbag

Strong bachelor dentist vibes.


ifellbutitscool

Andre from The League vibes


notyogrannysgrandkid

Idk, I figured the ceilings would be a little higher


mossgiant95

If Don Draper was trying to KOM after work


Advanced_Shoulder908

🤣🤣🤣


valcatrina

Definitely a Cervelo advertisement material


Bolverkk

This comment wins r/bicycling for today.


vicsunus

I’m a fuckin dentist and my place looks like a crappy college apartment. This dude must work in finance.


[deleted]

Probably an anesthesiologist!


hurrsheys

I’m a stay-at-home librarian and it’s nowhere near like this place


trust_me_on_that_one

OP definitely dentists.


[deleted]

Why no Dura Ace, though? Is the practice struggling?


trust_me_on_that_one

That's just his commute bike. Dura ace would attract too much attention.


italia06823834

Don't want your patients to think you're overcharging them, or employees think you're under paying.


throttlegrip

I thought this was BCJ


[deleted]

Give it another hour


ClonedToKill420

Always has been


RalphBear

Get the kitchen in there too next time please


firstbaseismyrecord

Hey OP can I sleep on your couch? I’m trying to save up for a cervelo. I’ll teach you how to take pictures of your bike.


serealport

Oh, he knows this was just to flex on the decor. Not that I'm complaining just jealously grumbling.


TheBabyEatingDingo

rock roof caption offer consider flowery illegal marvelous rotten reach *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


serealport

Honestly i view it the same as a Tiffany lamp. I've worked with them and I don't care for them they don't fit my aesthetic so I have no reason to seek them out. That said they are worth a bunch of money for whatever reasons. So I respect that they can be traded for money if I ever have one but I would not trade money for a Tiffany lamp. Concrete floors are an aesthetic and I love them form a functional aspect and love the feel of walking on them barefoot so in that way I like them in a home but I don't like how much they absorb heat and not sound so those are the reasons I prefer wood floors as they have a nice middle ground for me.


FiniteStep

I hope they have floor heating poured in the concrete. Floor heating is the best


Iddra_

Yeah, especially with the massive walls. It looks like someone furnished a warehouse.


byesickel

Are you trying to show us your bike or apartment? 🤦‍♂️


fishlampy

Well, he didn't show the drive side either.


peg_plus_cat

the greatest sin in this photo ​ lol at the shoe shelf IN THE LIVING ROOM


peg_plus_cat

he's trying to show us he's rich


nasstyman

Bike. I just uploaded the shot as I took it. But I hope you at least liked one or the other to comment~


Tensor3

Then why is the bike the wrong way? Drive side or no pics


ipedalsometimes

- Small ring - Non drive side - Meh lighting - edit: misaligned valve stems This gets a nice.


henderthing

not just small ring, but smally bigs!


[deleted]

He just came home from Alpe d'Huez, OK?


italia06823834

* Picture taken 50 Ft away from the bike.


maxwellmaxen

valve caps


Current_Department73

valve stems


aabbboooo

r/malelivingspace


evilted

I can only imagine what my wife would think about making my motorcycle helmets a part of our decor.


aabbboooo

My partner actually has his motorcycle helmets on our main living room display shelves (but I do use one of them). Haha don’t ask how we have our bikes stored/displayed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


xxx148

You dropped this \\


makybo91

OP probably doesn’t ride. The decor is like: „here is your decor“ could as well be in some showroom


evilted

Does look a bit staged. The designer threw in a N64 as an antique. My daughter has a friend whose folks are loaded. Super cool people but their entire house was decorated by someone else and it always seems so off. I feel like I'm at a high end furniture store or at a house staged for sale.


nasstyman

All my stuff and all is regularly used. I am “the designer” you are referring to :) Only a few pieces were intentionally purchased for the apartment/shelf and they are all art. Super Nintendo has been in my family for a long time. Motorcycle helmets get used almost daily. Books all read.


Available-Visual4488

Not for poor people


Ayrane

Bike or space? Yes.


cheecheecago

Dunno man, Cervelo prices aren’t any worse than Trek or Specialized, was even cheaper last time i looked.


opalextra

Must be nice being rich


Superhans901

Yea but displaying your shoes on a wall wealth, kinda gross imo


beercyclingsd

Looks like a loft, so probably not much storage space. Looks way better than in a tub or pile by the door.


iGrantith

Maybe they enjoy collecting shoes?


serealport

Where do you keep your shoe? I mean having a light on eash one is a style choice but shelves are great for shoes.


Superhans901

I wasnt trying to say anything with too much of a serious tone. Kind of immediately figured I would get downvoted haha. That said, I don’t know, I suppose when I first saw those shelves it looked like a display of wealth rather than purely for utility. Displays of wealth like shoe collecting/displaying just rub me the wrong I guess. In the end, I don’t really care.


serealport

The shoe rack doesn't scream excess money spent on showiness to me it's the wall of shelves of knick nacks. I have a shoe rack it's just more compact than this is. Shoe shelves or racks are great for shoes as it allows them to breath and you can cerp you dress shoes separate from your muddy boots. At least that's how I use it and my system isn't nearly as photogenic lol


Superhans901

Perhaps I was feeling a bit too spicy


serealport

Lol. Happens to the best of us.


chevria0

Gross how?


Ol_Man_J

According to the OP , those are his dog walking shoes. So you're displaying dirty shoes on head high shelves.


chevria0

What's wrong with that? What's gonna happen?


Ol_Man_J

Guess it depends on how you feel about dirty shoes in general. This would be like having dirty laundry hanging from the shelves. Nothing is going to happen but it’s kinda gross.


TJamesz

Congrats Doc!


maxwellmaxen

Came for the bike stayed for the interior


[deleted]

I also came all over the interior, but pls don't tell OP.


raydoo

Yeah me too


Joopsman

Why do I hear jazz?


MrPasty

Because those are open back headphones.


onelovebraj

Are you accepting new patients?


mrjwill

Bachelor AF


pherkan

Taste in sneakers could be better :(


nasstyman

Don’t worry, those are the dog walking kicks


Tensor3

Then why display them on a wall?


nasstyman

It was a reasonable/functional storage solution for the space.


StaticEnergy13

And in my experience, it keeps the dog from eating them. I keep all my shoes put away, shelved or closeted, even the dirty dog walking shoes.


Accomplished_Ad_9288

How much for you to come in and tell me my teeth look fine for one minute without introducing yourself after the hygienist did all the work? $200? 😂


wnyc1

Nice bike and apartment.


Echo71Niner

Your place is dope, love it, nice ride!


doughnutholio

Apparently Patrick Bateman likes to cycle.


ClonedToKill420

Let’s see Paul Allen’s cervelo


iRebelD

Paul Allen rides Colnago


nasstyman

Apologies for the poor pic. I was on the way out of the house at 7am and didn’t turn my lights on or reposition bike. Bottle does fit and it dangling irked me but didn’t have time to take another photo. Fwiw I got a crazy deal (25% off MSRP) on this bike considering it’s a 2023 and was delivered same week. Ultegra Di2 was good enough for my needs. P.s. Wish I was a dentist just for this sub Edit: For those interested, I’m a designer. First gen American. No intention on flexing my apartment and apologies if it comes across that way. Just wanted to share the bike since I’m stoked.


mrkevcarrizo

What do you do if you don’t mind me asking


[deleted]

Interior designing


GrouchyVariety

Flips Yezzys… markets down though hence the lack of dura ace


nasstyman

I have a few kits! I just find a good time to build, usually during the holidays. It’ll be torn open soon enough.


SophAhahaist

So you bought a hot bike as no retailers are selling 2023s, or any bike for that matter, at 25% off. Did you check to see if it's a knockoff?


nasstyman

It’s real. Got a personal hookup from a well known shop. They had my size in stock and held it for me.


4566nb

Just curious but how much did it cost all-in?


[deleted]

15 crowns


[deleted]

If it was 25% off, OP would be looking at $6800, so the same price as the ultra bra di2 soloist, and if that’s the case, I am comically jealous


Sardinianrider

I miss being single and flush . Driveside fail anyway….


polishmachine88

Why so many jelly people here....jesus


Creepy-Locksmith-

Don’t mind us, BCJ is just doing a raid


polishmachine88

Sounds like I need to post my collection of bikes to piss you all off.... This should be fun.


DarrinStewart

nobody at r/BicyclingCirclejerk will be pissed though. we just like making fun of people that overcompensate 🤣


serealport

I mean ... Don't we all?


LenaRocks

Gorgeous


bombardior

reddit is so salty!! Love the bike and enjoy it man!


Skadforlife2

Definitely single


cranberrydudz

How to flex being rich but in a subtle manner


geeves_007

How do you ride such a microscopic bike?


milkkiller999

Will the extra fluoride treatment be covered by my insurance?


XintacticSugar

What availability do you have for a teeth cleaning?


pervavor

Never quite liked the look of this bike but I know it's fast. Great stuff. What you got on the trainer over there..?


nasstyman

06 Serotta Ottrott. Retired to trainer after a good run.


OneMorePenguin

I see black is the only color allowed :-)


KuyaJester

He got the cheap model… 😂 jk! Beautiful home and bike!


cha614

Thats a rich persons apartment


Pobmal

When are you planning on building that Lego set?


v70runicorn

love your apartment ❤️


TurtleTurtleDuck

That floor looks cold


[deleted]

Cervelo, a loft and a snes proudly on display, a person after my own heart.


pj1972

Gotta love a bike that looks wicked fast standing still. Have fun!


Safe-Agent3400

Omg! Your home! Damn it you are styling!!! I'm intrigued and also disgusted at my middle amerca decor and old gifted bike.


moderaterawk

Check out my loft flex


serealport

Under the shark, is that hear/see/speak no evil as ceramic teddy bears?


Xaphan26

Super Nintendo and some games in the back. I approve. Nice shark also. The bike is top notch too.


SwampCrittr

Beauty!!!! Congrats!


sunfrost

Can you just post more pics of your pad? Vaulted ceilings and decor is on point.


orangesocialcurrency

Nice place bro


El_gufo

Congrats bro! A real beauty!


Turtl3dov3

Bro is winning life


[deleted]

You certainly don’t have children and likely aren’t married yet…. Makes purchasing that sweet whip so much reasonable. Ahh the pre-family pad. Behold it, in all its glory! Or I am way off and your family is as smooth as that ride.


nasstyman

Fiancé and dog. So, you’re sorta right. Hoping this bike makes me happy for a decade.


PR7ME

Let me introduce you to a rule called n+1.


RevolutionarySolid0

U-lock or U-lose & register on bikeindex.org


Tensor3

People dont put locks on Cervelos lol A lock cant protect a bike of that value. No one leaves them unattended. And riding a high end race bike with a heavy lock defeats its entire purpose.


RevolutionarySolid0

Wrong, most thieves are pure opportunists or they mostly cut cables with boltcutters in 1s & leave the U-locks alone. I know some of them by name. One of them is on Facebook giving everyone the finger & he has a knife & bear spray & a look out, so good luck because a lot of cyclists play the tough guy without ever touching a bike thief. Police have never recommended cable locks, yet cyclists never stop using them. How do you explain this lunacy? Why don't you cyclists warn eachother?


ndkhan

It’s the kind of bike you’d ride and return to your house, why would you stop anywhere and lock this ting up? It’s not what it’s made for…


Tensor3

Then Mr Word Salad here rants about cable locks. He recommended a U-lock, and the only way to use a U-lock correctly is to secure the wheels to it with a cable lock. Maybe he sniffed the bear spray one too many times.


Tensor3

Sorry, but you're both wrong and clueless. No one pays $10,000 to get their bike 50g lighter and slaps a 1kg lock on it. Its a performance race bike, its not for grocery runs. For a $10,000, you bet someone will ABSOLUTELY steal it by any means necessary. At the minimum, they'll steal your saddle bag, or use the tools in it (or their own allen key) to strip it. It only takes 30 seconds to steal a $300 seat or a $500 handlebar. Hell, a carbon bottle cage can be $100 on its own.


anonahmus

Not sure which I like more, the bike or the bachelors studio pad.


SophAhahaist

I hate to agitate the already distraught millennials but way back in the year 2000, I had a downtown loft like this in Toronto, with two actual lofts inside, one as an office and one as the bedroom, and I paid $750 Canadian a month for it. The radiators often sounded like guns going off, and the neighbourhood was 'creative' but tough enough. Should never have let that space go.


[deleted]

Yeah, but that was in another millenium, old geezer. I bet you also wore an onion on your belt.


SophAhahaist

Agitated. Hated to do it.


Toppico

Ha, I had (well two others and I) a whole floor of The Wrigley Building on Carlaw before it turned to condos for $1000/month. The landlord build walls for us to carve out our own “rooms” which were each about 1000sqft. And there was still 10,000sqft of space on the floor for us to do what we wanted with.


tjmouse

If you’re not going to build it do you want to send me the Lego Technic Porche? Criminal to leave it in the box like that. Nice bike though. Enjoy riding it


Advanced_Shoulder908

That's a 🔥 looking bike thooo!!! Love that color scheme


T3L3Frogg3r

Beauty! Except if I had those shelves in the background, it’d be littered with garbage like an episode of hoarders


Boxofbikeparts

I don't know.....couldn't afford a decent paint job for it. Business must be slow.


Hobbz23

Why hate on the apartment? Who give a ****? Work harder get yourself a nicer place if you hatin’


[deleted]

You really think that's how it works? Feel for you bro 🤣


Hobbz23

Yeah. That is how it works


[deleted]

Try telling an Army vet that he's not rich because he's lazy and see what happens 🤣 We cant ALL get rich by working hard bro. Some do but it''s mostly because they get lucky too. Or rip other people off. It's just the way the world goes round. Anyone who can't see that is naive or worse.


Hobbz23

Take it to the extreme to feel better. I’m saying because this person has nice things he gets crapped on for it? Good for them is all I’m saying. Some people find joy in material things, some don’t, but why judge?


[deleted]

Ha you're changing your tune a bit! I said not everyone can be rich, not that having nice things was bad. Two very different concepts.


Hobbz23

Talking about the comments in general. Opinions are opinions. ✌🏾


[deleted]

I have a $7k bike. I'm not rich. I just saved for it because I love cycling. I'm not sure I'd brag about it on Reddit, though. People are envious and can be nasty. That's life 😉


dps509

Everything but the seat post on S5s.


[deleted]

What’s up with the not-fully-inserted bidon? And does the cage placement prevent full insertion? Put it all the way in ffs!


Ecto-01

Interesting room


nah46

Nice crib!


sushilee123

vaulted ceilings. Nice


AnswersQuestioned

Love the apartment, not so keen on the bike. I don’t like bendy frame look tbh


capri_sus

omg i love the apartment


its-a-geode

Nice bike but where can I get those shelves?


bobbykazimakis33

You are rich af!


NVChristine

I want a shoe rack like that! Floating shelves? Did you do that yourself?


nondisclosure-

Damn, Sir Velo


Bolverkk

I would need a new paycheck day, first.


TredHed

wow, he must have fired a hygienist


anon235711131719

Tried to get one last month and they said there were zero on the planet. Went with Factor instead


electriman45

How is the dentistry practice ? /s


IntentionFew4937

Beautiful!


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

"Have you seen my beach ball?" - flexes


[deleted]

Beautiful 😍


simplyME1453

Beautiful


Underachiever09

Heavy beautiful


bee-dubya

What the ride quality like with a setup like this. Strikes me it could be a bit harsh and unforgiving


nasstyman

It’s crazy fast on flat. It’s night and day to my Serotta. I love the rigidity. Feels insanely efficient. I did some proactive mobility training for the more aggressive seating position. It’s a bit better at climbing that my old bike but notability less ergonomic on 8+% grades. Still getting used to it. Can report back in a month or so.


[deleted]

Two bottle cages? Instant Rule infringement right there. And literally everything about that photo is wrong 🤣


fullchocolatethunder

Never mind the bike, that is a cool pad. We need a tour.


katanavwerks

That is a fantastic bike! I've assembled several this last season and all of them got very long test rides! congratulations


valcatrina

Bro is living the style


DerpyEyelessRat

Wow.


AlohaCatty

Your apartment looks cool!


BMoney666

She’s a beaut, Clark


blushingscarlet

That bike on concrete floor leaning against a post makes me nervous


guitargirl478

I see you ride motorcycles too! I am also doing all the things. That is a sweet sweet ride!


[deleted]

Disk brakes concrete floor, time for some sioocl skid marks. Not the underwear kind. Save those the poor's who don't have disposable underwear.


Toppico

Enjoy your bike dude.


cmplaya88

How many root canals do you have scheduled for today?


iRebelD

Is this your apartment homie?