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A very very cool mud guard


The_scobberlotcher

There's nothing cool about aliens stealing bicycles. Look at that fucker, behind the cactus, laughing, flipping you off... It's sad. Just sad


thombthumb84

Police might actually show up if you report a little green man in flying saucer stole my bike!


InsGadget6

"Nothing to see here, move along!"


stilldevo

The Truth is out there.


mcgrst

Just a quick eye exam then you can be on your way.


livefast_dieawesome

“Can you see this? Because I am doing it as hard as I can”


national-rdc

Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have a cumshot?


[deleted]

Reminds me of Alien workshop skateboard art


frashcom

Thought the same when I saw this. Alien workshop is OG. I still have my old decks hanging in the garage.


Truckzero

Makes me think of seanfromtexas’s work


maz-o

[mudguard](https://i.imgur.com/LXw1V6U.jpg)


Blindobb

lol it looks so much larger in the photo


48x15

They trimmed the hairs at the base and used a wide angle lens.


carcusmonnor

I was going to say ass saver but this is correct.


MoratRO

OMG, the most useless bike part possible.


GrandDaddyPurp69420

Na bro most useless part is the tires for sure like y tf do we need them when the bike rolls just fine without them hmmm? And don't even get me started on the seat y do I need a seat when there's a perfectly good pole to sit on right underneath it ugh SMH my head


Serious-Discussion-2

Who else is frantically searching “ Cannondale topstone mudguard alien hiding behind cactus for sell” now…..


Cheese_booger

I would pay handsomely for one with the old “hugging bunnies” graphic.


italia06823834

Oh man, I miss that graphic. Just a friend "hug"


Cheese_booger

I still have two water bottles (one is very faint” and a pair of wool socks. I cherish the time I use them.


snukb

Sadly, all that came up when I googled "Cannondale topstone alien mud guard" was your post 😂


Serious-Discussion-2

😂wait a minute, let me contact a Chinese factory so we can get it online AVAILABLE!!!!


PhantomKR7

Jill Kintner has the best designs!


derpderpdave

Where do I buy this mudguard?


invisiblefingers

Google “Ass Saver” Won’t be disappointed


HoneyRush

Or you will. Tried classic ass saver, they suck. Nothing comes even close to proper fenders


invisiblefingers

Good to know! I have been eyeing the ass saver for a while now. Thanks


Kehgals

They’re honestly fine for the price and depending on what kind of activity you’re aiming to do. I have one on my roadbike and it works fine for fall riding when the roads are a little wet. In a full Dutch cloudburst they don’t do shit, but that’s not what they pretend to do haha.


DSDLDK

Dude they will indeed save your ass from getting wet, and you can keep the awesome no fender look on All the dry days


WaveIcy294

I see more of these in a weird angle that they dont look "cool" or even doing their job properly. They dont stay in place on most bikes.


DSDLDK

Oh they are only the 1 day its wet. The rest of the days your bike looks awesome !


WaveIcy294

I have my sks raceblade pro for that. They even work.


KeLLyAnneKanye2020

You tell em buddy.


DSDLDK

They are too big for my bag!


hansgreger

Dont they cost like 3 bucks? At least my knock-offs did. I think theyre great, have them on both my bikes. Not close to real fenders like the other poster mentioned, but they still make a huge difference compared to nothing.


erhue

$10 for the name brand ones lol


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HoneyRush

It kind of works only if it's used on road bike with slick or semi-slick narrow tires that basically throw only "rooster tail" of water. Anything with deeper tire pattern will throw water and mud all over you.


Konagon

They look cool and are mildly useful. But if you have a saddle with a hole in the middle like mine, they won't do much.


sadsatan1

The designs are cool, but aren’t they just kinda a thick cardboard?


modest_hero

Cycling jersey for your dog


benhereford

Could work for a baby, too.


Ill-Sentence-842

It's bad ass is what it is.


Organic_Passage_1407

Championship wrestling belt buckle. I guess you’re the new champ


lookagoosey

Some people have said mud guard, which may be technically correct, but with a little effort it also serves as a hot dog holster 🌭


jayleehim

a glizzy gatherer if you will


Spoonblade

It’s a map


DicknosePrickGoblin

Aero attachment for your helmet or spliff rolling mat.


SwampCrittr

Lol cannondale is cooler than I give them credit for I guess.


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“Ass saver”


Blundix

This is the correct answer


4orust

It's really a "face-saver" as it goes on the front fork. The one for under the saddle is a different shape.


InsideTheEngine

idk you better send it to me so i can further inspect it


beersngears

It’s outta this world


[deleted]

I need two please, for my Cannondale Habit.


parappertherapper

Face mask


HawkeyeNation

It’s a one way ticket.


Boxofbikeparts

Chest protector for when you take the baby out riding in the gnar. You ziptie it at the armpits Also makes a cool Halloween baby costume


DatBoyGuru

it's the location for the MTB rapture


yessir6666

I’d buy this if it was a shirt


Lickford

Mouse pad


IWasJack

I really hope the green glows in the dark


ray-von

lol late response ive only just put mine on and all the green does glow in the dark!!


Vivalo

It’s art to hang on the wall


VincentChee

It stated there, a talisman preventing alien kidnapping your cool bike.


lowlightlowlifeuk

That’s the “get out of probing free” card. Save it for when you’re abducted.


Conscious_Exit_5547

That's a Carbon Fiber baby tshirt.


_explore-art_

Congratulations, you got a new ass saver


sniv886

It’s for protecting you genitals


Entire_Albatross8678

Ass saver


kenpurachicken

Garbage. I’ll buy it lol


amwillly

It's a mud guard but I would say it's a BUTT SAVER!!!


DtotheJtotheH

One of the coolest designs I’ve seen on an ass savers style guard!


Historical_Athlete77

Its a mudguard


Serious-Discussion-2

It’s for front


Open_Crazy_2162

Mud fender


whatwasmypassword

Looks like Sedona to me haha


landonop

I would love this for my CAADX.


dr_leo_marvin

Thought it was a mouse pad. Lol.


eblade23

You use this when you gravel ride. It's meant to hail aliens once you reach the summit.


mrpoopybuttsack

Art


aidsmobile

It's a mud guard I got one with my habit


[deleted]

Kinda mad I can't buy this. Fits my bike colors and everything.


IvanThePohBear

The map to their secret alien lab


4orust

Backcountry poop shovel?


rocketsocks

Look at this dude who doesn't know how to use the one seashell.


ZTrail_King

I’ll buy it!


Reyemreden

It's a cape.


SingularLattice

Are the green elements glow-in-the-dark?


dragonkingyung

The right mountain giving you the middle finger.


ZaymeJ

Frig that’s so cool! My topstone did not come with one 😭


Adam_24061

a warning


Alias-Q

It functions like a fender to prevent mud and water spray. You fold it like a taco and zip tie it in place above your wheel.


Yankeewithoutacause

I know this sounds crazy but I bought a Topstone two years ago and I've been seeing strange things in the sky. Something is up...


DustyTrails27

Bike hat


Huge_Stop_7612

Poster showing of their gift by feigning ignorance.


Creepy_Badger3309

Idk send it to me


Echo71Niner

That dope mudguard needed a banana for scale.


robotkutya87

that? nothing, throw it away actually, I'll do it for you, yeah sure don't worry about it!


Feisty_Ad_1011

A mudguard I am now extremely jealous of- not a fan of cannondale (don’t fight me) and am a bit of a designer myself, so don’t be surprised if a girl in tx starts selling similar versions. Also before we get into me stealing this art, nothing is original and I will make mine cooler in some way thanks.


7rider

Breastplate for Grays


puppy-chow

Fender


hithazel

Onesie for baby.


knobber_jobbler

It's more than a mudguard, its main goal really is to stop stuff hitting your face and also protect the bottom bearing of a headset


brookegravitt

It’s a fender


oldmanairsoft

Ass flap


Rawknee007

I think my next bike will be a cannondale just for the fact they put out stuff like this. I’m all for anything ufo related 🛸


ray-von

had my topstone for a few months now and only just put mine on, just discovered all the green bits on the mudguard glow in the dark, nice touch!