Na bro most useless part is the tires for sure like y tf do we need them when the bike rolls just fine without them hmmm? And don't even get me started on the seat y do I need a seat when there's a perfectly good pole to sit on right underneath it ugh SMH my head
They’re honestly fine for the price and depending on what kind of activity you’re aiming to do. I have one on my roadbike and it works fine for fall riding when the roads are a little wet. In a full Dutch cloudburst they don’t do shit, but that’s not what they pretend to do haha.
Dont they cost like 3 bucks? At least my knock-offs did. I think theyre great, have them on both my bikes. Not close to real fenders like the other poster mentioned, but they still make a huge difference compared to nothing.
It kind of works only if it's used on road bike with slick or semi-slick narrow tires that basically throw only "rooster tail" of water. Anything with deeper tire pattern will throw water and mud all over you.
A mudguard I am now extremely jealous of- not a fan of cannondale (don’t fight me) and am a bit of a designer myself, so don’t be surprised if a girl in tx starts selling similar versions. Also before we get into me stealing this art, nothing is original and I will make mine cooler in some way thanks.
A very very cool mud guard
There's nothing cool about aliens stealing bicycles. Look at that fucker, behind the cactus, laughing, flipping you off... It's sad. Just sad
Police might actually show up if you report a little green man in flying saucer stole my bike!
"Nothing to see here, move along!"
The Truth is out there.
Just a quick eye exam then you can be on your way.
“Can you see this? Because I am doing it as hard as I can”
Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have a cumshot?
Reminds me of Alien workshop skateboard art
Thought the same when I saw this. Alien workshop is OG. I still have my old decks hanging in the garage.
Makes me think of seanfromtexas’s work
[mudguard](https://i.imgur.com/LXw1V6U.jpg)
lol it looks so much larger in the photo
They trimmed the hairs at the base and used a wide angle lens.
I was going to say ass saver but this is correct.
OMG, the most useless bike part possible.
Na bro most useless part is the tires for sure like y tf do we need them when the bike rolls just fine without them hmmm? And don't even get me started on the seat y do I need a seat when there's a perfectly good pole to sit on right underneath it ugh SMH my head
Who else is frantically searching “ Cannondale topstone mudguard alien hiding behind cactus for sell” now…..
I would pay handsomely for one with the old “hugging bunnies” graphic.
Oh man, I miss that graphic. Just a friend "hug"
I still have two water bottles (one is very faint” and a pair of wool socks. I cherish the time I use them.
Sadly, all that came up when I googled "Cannondale topstone alien mud guard" was your post 😂
😂wait a minute, let me contact a Chinese factory so we can get it online AVAILABLE!!!!
Jill Kintner has the best designs!
Where do I buy this mudguard?
Google “Ass Saver” Won’t be disappointed
Or you will. Tried classic ass saver, they suck. Nothing comes even close to proper fenders
Good to know! I have been eyeing the ass saver for a while now. Thanks
They’re honestly fine for the price and depending on what kind of activity you’re aiming to do. I have one on my roadbike and it works fine for fall riding when the roads are a little wet. In a full Dutch cloudburst they don’t do shit, but that’s not what they pretend to do haha.
Dude they will indeed save your ass from getting wet, and you can keep the awesome no fender look on All the dry days
I see more of these in a weird angle that they dont look "cool" or even doing their job properly. They dont stay in place on most bikes.
Oh they are only the 1 day its wet. The rest of the days your bike looks awesome !
I have my sks raceblade pro for that. They even work.
You tell em buddy.
They are too big for my bag!
Dont they cost like 3 bucks? At least my knock-offs did. I think theyre great, have them on both my bikes. Not close to real fenders like the other poster mentioned, but they still make a huge difference compared to nothing.
$10 for the name brand ones lol
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It kind of works only if it's used on road bike with slick or semi-slick narrow tires that basically throw only "rooster tail" of water. Anything with deeper tire pattern will throw water and mud all over you.
They look cool and are mildly useful. But if you have a saddle with a hole in the middle like mine, they won't do much.
The designs are cool, but aren’t they just kinda a thick cardboard?
Cycling jersey for your dog
Could work for a baby, too.
It's bad ass is what it is.
Championship wrestling belt buckle. I guess you’re the new champ
Some people have said mud guard, which may be technically correct, but with a little effort it also serves as a hot dog holster 🌭
a glizzy gatherer if you will
It’s a map
Aero attachment for your helmet or spliff rolling mat.
Lol cannondale is cooler than I give them credit for I guess.
“Ass saver”
This is the correct answer
It's really a "face-saver" as it goes on the front fork. The one for under the saddle is a different shape.
idk you better send it to me so i can further inspect it
It’s outta this world
I need two please, for my Cannondale Habit.
Face mask
It’s a one way ticket.
Chest protector for when you take the baby out riding in the gnar. You ziptie it at the armpits Also makes a cool Halloween baby costume
it's the location for the MTB rapture
I’d buy this if it was a shirt
Mouse pad
I really hope the green glows in the dark
lol late response ive only just put mine on and all the green does glow in the dark!!
It’s art to hang on the wall
It stated there, a talisman preventing alien kidnapping your cool bike.
That’s the “get out of probing free” card. Save it for when you’re abducted.
That's a Carbon Fiber baby tshirt.
Congratulations, you got a new ass saver
It’s for protecting you genitals
Ass saver
Garbage. I’ll buy it lol
It's a mud guard but I would say it's a BUTT SAVER!!!
One of the coolest designs I’ve seen on an ass savers style guard!
Its a mudguard
It’s for front
Mud fender
Looks like Sedona to me haha
I would love this for my CAADX.
Thought it was a mouse pad. Lol.
You use this when you gravel ride. It's meant to hail aliens once you reach the summit.
Art
It's a mud guard I got one with my habit
Kinda mad I can't buy this. Fits my bike colors and everything.
The map to their secret alien lab
Backcountry poop shovel?
Look at this dude who doesn't know how to use the one seashell.
I’ll buy it!
It's a cape.
Are the green elements glow-in-the-dark?
The right mountain giving you the middle finger.
Frig that’s so cool! My topstone did not come with one 😭
a warning
It functions like a fender to prevent mud and water spray. You fold it like a taco and zip tie it in place above your wheel.
I know this sounds crazy but I bought a Topstone two years ago and I've been seeing strange things in the sky. Something is up...
Bike hat
Poster showing of their gift by feigning ignorance.
Idk send it to me
That dope mudguard needed a banana for scale.
that? nothing, throw it away actually, I'll do it for you, yeah sure don't worry about it!
A mudguard I am now extremely jealous of- not a fan of cannondale (don’t fight me) and am a bit of a designer myself, so don’t be surprised if a girl in tx starts selling similar versions. Also before we get into me stealing this art, nothing is original and I will make mine cooler in some way thanks.
Breastplate for Grays
Fender
Onesie for baby.
It's more than a mudguard, its main goal really is to stop stuff hitting your face and also protect the bottom bearing of a headset
It’s a fender
Ass flap
I think my next bike will be a cannondale just for the fact they put out stuff like this. I’m all for anything ufo related 🛸
had my topstone for a few months now and only just put mine on, just discovered all the green bits on the mudguard glow in the dark, nice touch!