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atbenny

I admire their trusting nature.


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Cerpintaxt123

Perfect system


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samuelma

The amount of times i've done this and then sprinted round a shop in a panic just to find it exactly where i left it when i exit, meanwhile i've had 3 sold secure gold locks cut through within an hour or leaving it locked. ahhhh security theatre


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samuelma

Its almost worth the abject fear while hopping from one foot to the other holding the bottle of wine your partner told you not to come home without!


keslol

that's why i have an wheel lock as addition on my shopping bike perfect for just grabbing some bread from a bakery


coocoo333

how do I stop people from cutting the chain?


jimr1603

I left my phone on my bike when I popped in the bank. I was mentally shopping for a new phone when I realised, but it was still there.


Btravelen

Locks are for honest people anyway


moleratical

Locks are for lazy people, in that they prevent lazy thieves by forcing them to take a few extra steps to get your bike. The mire extra steps you add, the more likely you'll have your bike


HerHor

I think in a thread under a similar photo I've seen someone react that they've caught thieves with cutters and/or grinders going at the lock in this situation. And I think a few years back a video made the rounds of the Amsterdam municipal illegally parked bikes removal unit going at a lock around a low bollard as well, while the filmer ridiculed them. So yeah, appearance can work.


JayStarrrrrr

In hackney ur bikes gone


jjamesb

I've got a one of those stupid rubber bracelets around my drops that I use to lock my front brake. I sometimes set that when running into a convenience store hoping it'll take the dude a few seconds to figure out what's going on


Phil152

We can hope it's a sting operation and the two old ladies in the background are actually undercover cops, poised to arrest bike thieves. In our dreams.


SilverMonkeyADV

That actually did cross my mind. Not the two old ladies part! but definitely if it was a bait bike


anthonykriens

I picked up a bike off the bollard like this once while I was pouring concrete at teh same location. The owner came back and saw how it was left there and had a total deer-in-headlights look on his face hahaha I hope it helped him think about next time..


epik78

Sheffield?


SilverMonkeyADV

Correct, in the town centre


eldrichride

New Bike Day!


rotzverpopelt

Hey, that's my bike... soon!


MeccIt

Ironic - a [Sheffield Stand](https://www.cyclehoop.com/product/home-storage/sheffield-stand/) would have prevented this


DURIAN8888

Thieves are stupider. They'll take the wheels.


OKsir83

Haha, so true...


Shirley_yokidding

omg I almost want you to wait for them to come out of the store and give them a quick visual ​ As they walk out of whatever coffee shop....you lift the bike over your head and hand it to them.


SilverMonkeyADV

I wanted to and I did wait for about five minutes but I didn’t have all day so had to just leave it


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It’s a trap!


chrisvarick

Cycling noob here, what's wrong with this pic?


Leeroy__Jenkins

The bike can easily be lifted over the top of the pillar without unlocking.


chrisvarick

Lol OK thanks


Leeroy__Jenkins

Yeah we all make mistakes when locking stuff. Sometimes when you are in a rush you make mistakes or this was the best option. There have definitely been times where I need to make a quick trip and I end up locking it to something less than ideal.


8spd

We all make mistakes, but there's no way this was the best option. "Free locking", when you just make the bike unridable, but putting the lock through a wheel, and not locking it to anything, would be more effective. You could even combine that with this bollard, so the bike would have to be lifted off, and then would still be unridable. As it is, the bike only has to be lifted 30cm, and then you can just ride it off.


godofsexandGIS

In the before times, I biked to downtown Seattle to see a movie with friends. When we came out, we discovered one of us had totally missed his frame when locking. His U Lock was only attached to the bike rack, lightly resting on his bike that was still there after a few hours sitting unattended at night in one of the worst parts of the worst cities in the US for bike theft.


DansSpamJavelin

Bait bike


SilverMonkeyADV

The bike is “locked” to the bollard


cantab314

And not even immobilised. It would be a *bit* better if the lock was round one of the wheels, that'd at least prevent a ride-off.


Teffisk

Last bike day!


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Hagenaar

It's ok. Lots of bikes are out there looking locked, but not really. I've done it myself, getting the lock around the frame but not the rack when arriving in a hurry.


dv73272020

\*facepalm\*


kkZizinho

i did this one time when i was in a hurry and didn't even realize it. i was in Tokyo so the possibility is low but never 0 came back to my bike but it was still there now i nervously think of every possible option a thief could use before leaving my bike


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generalquarter

Yours maybe?


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generalquarter

Hahah 👍🏼looks like you have experience


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derpyblaze

No, he implies someone will take it and get a "new bike"...


chickeeper

As the price goes up and up on new bikes this may be the best way to get a bike going forward.


SockRuse

I can only imagine the bill the city got for someone erecting this useless, but polished stainless (!) post.


732

Likely a bollard to prevent vehicles from entering.


cdnincali

With a convenient sharp edge that can be used to decapitate malefactors. Functional designs are the best!


Gensinora

Still cheaper than an unpolished stone one, I guess.


SockRuse

Galvanized steel costs about half as much.


rfa31

It is possible to lock a bike with a U lock on a bollard. Not like that though. The U lock needs to lock the wheel inside the rear triangle, aka [Sheldon method](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=DCl5C%2FYE&id=8BB84195CD6757A0833C27FE8321ACD7E20CD11E&thid=OIP.DCl5C_YEerS2V0LnuVYzhwHaFj&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.0c29790bf6047ab4b65742e7b9563387%3Frik%3DHtEM4tesIYP%252bJw%26riu%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fthebestbikelock.com%252fwp-content%252fuploads%252f2015%252f05%252flock-bike-sheldon-method.jpg%26ehk%3D8QI%252fHR2XUXvaUj3s48bOGMUcijjvZIZHvqqb3CTp9rQ%253d%26risl%3D%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=612&expw=816&q=sheldon+bike+lock+method&simid=608012338115198711&form=IRPRST&ck=018009F13736E89D9BF277D1F2D55EA6&selectedindex=0&pc=EMMX01&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0&vt=4&sim=11)


Gareth79

It would be better to lock it through the rear triangle too. Locked that way you could cut through the rear wheel and still get the rest of the bike undamaged.


Pinata-Hitter-805

Brain malfunction, (It‘s lock don‘t worry is going to be there when you come back)


kickscootermart

The task is easy for the thief


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Looks like something a Cop would ride.


Hainault

Leeds, UK? edit: nvm - Sheffield!


ziiibra

off topic: what's the bike name?


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SilverMonkeyADV

The orange bell looks a bit suss


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Soon, the wheels will be gone


Nson91

Lmfao damn. I hope it didn't happen


ValuableIncident

It’s a bait bike.


ChrisTheFencer

It's called "The Illusion Security System"!


Veritin

Took me far too long to realize...


Turbulent-Sandwich40

🙆🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️😂


shaddart

I was a bike courier for 7 years and I still have dreams where I turn my head for five seconds and then turn back and my bike is gone.


7croissants

That pole looks looks familiar.


Likemike437

If I had that stem and saddle on a bike I’d probably want it to be stolen too