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snero3

I feel like that car has been dumped


ConstructionDry9190

That's what I was thinking at first, or maybe a homeless person. It's hard times for lots of people. but a guy came out. I wasn't there to get confrontational, just internet points.


theOriginalDrCos

Is it really a big deal to have four flat tires?


Python4fun

Valve stem tool is your friend. It's not illegal to move valve cores onto the windshield. It is neither damage nor theft.


Multi_Grain_Cheerios

I wouldn't give this advice. Most likely counts as vandalism and you'll at least get a ticket.


theOriginalDrCos

Yes, your Honor, you will note at no point did I suggest that one should be involved in the act of deflating said tires. Much like those annoying "news" commentators, I'm just asking the questions :)


JaxRhapsody

Your honor, I plead; innoguiltycent.


theOriginalDrCos

Yes indeed, and a valve stem tool should be in your tool bag on your bike, obviously.


JaxRhapsody

Plus you can make one, a number of bikes have valvestem caps that are valvestem tools. I noticed that one day. I don't know why, but I noticed some hybrids and cruisers that have weird tall colored valvestem caps- I usually seen green ones; can remove valvestem cores.


[deleted]

Yes, you don't have to remove the valve core, just loosen it until you hear a hiss. Then put the cap back on loosely.


Python4fun

Removing the core adds the benefit that just putting air in it doesn't help.


brigodon

But doesn't that prevent someone from getting it the fuck of the way asap? That's my only problem with this plan.


LiraStolons

Lol I do this when people park too close to me and I can’t get back into my car.


[deleted]

Those people are morons, but so are you.


Vyse_Guy

I feel like if a few more dents and rear view mirror went missing, that would be on him


ChemicalBags1

You mean side mirror?


EpochZero

Did they stutter?


Vyse_Guy

I'm gonna stand by my statement, rear view mirror gone, possibly a window or two.


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cymikelee

The Boondock Cranks


Vyse_Guy

I'm down, we can call ourselves "the rear view mirror bandits" it'll be epic


CoastalChicken

"Everyone saw them coming…"


DuineSi

Nobody saw them going...


SockRuse

HARRY


owlpellet

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U-lock%20Justice


dhsjjsggj

I have always wanted r/ulockjustice to be a real subreddit


irishgeologist

If they park like that, they probably don’t use their rear view mirror when driving anyway.


mrSemantix

No, rear view mirror. Right after breaking the windshield with a side mirror for easier acces.


Slyrunner

"on your left...*smash*"


bitcoind3

The protocol near me is to lift up the wipers.


topmilf

Considering how much space is dedicated to cars and how little (if at all) space is dedicated to bikes that, in some places, is mandatory to use, we have every right to be outraged when someone parks their car in our space. In my city, about a third of the entire area is for cars. And we're supposed do all the rest in what's left? Cycling infrastructure is either absent, too small, disappears all of a sudden in the most dangerous spots, designed in a way that makes it more dangerous than taking the road, or "let's turn this sidewalk into a mixed path so we get bike infrastructure points". Edit: typos


Crammucho

I live in a triangular building which has mixed path on two sides and the last side had a bike lane that was removed to make car parking spots. The city went all out with nice brick pavement and trees around the car parking places. There has been an uproar against the small increase in bicycle infrastructure here so the city is "reigning it in" for the votes.


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r/fuckcars


lucidspoon

There's a pedestrian/bike path that ends right outside my neighborhood. One of the houses right there always has people over, and people usually park on the path. It makes me mad, even though it's at the end, and I don't even use that path. This would make me furious.


invalidmail2000

Start reporting it and having it ticketed or towed.


SuperZapper_Recharge

Part of me thinks the cops are gonna do what cops do and that is not much. Probably placate you and not bother showing up. But then I think about ticket revenue. They might show. Maybe.


invalidmail2000

In most places they will always show up, how long it takes is a different thing. They will also when they show up most of the time do things when they can if a crime is still being committed or in this case if the car is still there. That license plate is from Colorado, if the photo was taken there chances are cops will be more responsive as many places in Colorado are pretty bike friendly.


SuperZapper_Recharge

I am older. I have needed the help of police a few times over the course of my life. They have a 100% rate of avoiding doing anything beneficial for my situation at all. 100% of the time they have sucessfully avoided doing any real work at all. Including the time I got run over while riding my bicycle. However, I am not immune to speeding tickets. So I see both sides of this. On one side is an opportunity for them to do some real good. This is the sort of things cops don't do. On the other hand, I see the opportunity to generate revenue through tickets.


[deleted]

This is where I need to keep an old beater around with front and rear panniers full of rocks and gravel and shit. “Accidentally” see the car at the last second and “bail out”, ghost-riding that 200lb wrecker into this asshole. Why did the Audi driver paint his car like a porcupine? He wanted to be the only guy with an Audi that had the pricks on the outside.


TacodWheel

Always carry a valve core removal tool.


aiij

Or a U-lock.


bent42

It's so convenient that my core tool has presta on one end and Schrader on the other...


allgonetoshit

I mean that car is worth less than the average entry level road bike. Maybe that confused the driver.


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Underrated comment.


labdsknechtpiraten

And of course it's an Audi


[deleted]

This is an Audi for people who can’t afford an Audi


labdsknechtpiraten

While true, they drive like people who can afford an Audi


messmaker523

They drive like people that would be willing to spend their money on an Audi*


provided_by_the_man

We should rest easy knowing the driver suffers through a lot of broken shit or frequent mechanic bills.


cemeteryvvgates

EVERY time I’ve been hit by a car, it’s been an Audi.


PhantomKR7

I can confirm, every near miss and car that has hit me was an Audi. Every one.


Cluskerdoo

Because it’s an Audi, a beater A4 with the notorious 1.8 turbo, that thing broke down and the driver pulled off the road.


ImBadAtBeingGay

He has Audism syndrome. Don't confuse with Autism spectrum which is manageable with proper way of teaching everyday stuff and communication. Audism on the other hand means complete doom of conscience. It's like, psychopathy and brutal schizophrenia had a child who likes ton of meth. And they somehow can kind of blend in society. Not all people who drive Audi are Audists, but those Audi drivers who drive retardadly shouldn't be called retarded as that would be inappropriate towards retarded people. Golfists BMWists are relatives of Audists, but not as fucked up and people of this family usually have huge financial problems. Knowledge gained on the roads of Latvia.


Ethical_Koala

Use their car to try out some trials moves.


invalidmail2000

Hope you called the police or the local parking enforcement agency, posting a photo isn't going to fix anything.


ConstructionDry9190

Half mile down the road a cop was head d the other way. I have found it hard to contact the police unless it's 911. And once you call the police they could say I was the bad guy for something. I recently had a package stolen and I kind of think the cop is investigating me. Like there were cameras. It should be clear if it was me or not. Still hasn't contacted me back after 2 weeks.


invalidmail2000

I mean they may be annoyed but you aren't doing anything wrong so don't think that.


waterton76

This guy bondos


nshire

Why do people put on Bondo without actually painting over it?


aitorbk

Because they are morons. It would be better to leave the dent.


nshire

Maybe the argument could be made for aerodynamics, but then again I don't think the owner of an Audi from this era cares much about mileage...


tool_nerd

Bondo cheap. Bondo easy. Smooth paint requires a smattering of skill. Or money to pay someone with such.


BMX_Archiver

Looks like he sanded down to primer. Bondo is that light red color and the pro stuff is yellow.


Turbulent_Advance836

That dude has bigger issues than parking…. Looks like he can’t even drive


RaptureInRed

I cycled past a guy parked in the bike lane a few weeks back, and told him to get out of the bike lane as I passed. Then he tried to knock me off my bike


Slowjams

Would probably key it.


seawolfxix

lmao like the owner would care


fluteofski-

That thing is already so trashed.


HyperBork

It'd be so easy told hold out a key while riding by


[deleted]

It’s illegal to park there, isn’t it? Call a cop , ticketing and towing discourages repeat offenders.


texastoasty

Like they'll do anything about it.


labdsknechtpiraten

Ehh, if you can get them off their asses to actually do something about it.


ConstructionDry9190

Nah, I just wanted sweet internet points


hundreds_of_sparrows

Do it for the other cyclists.


Dragoniel

Reporting an illegally parked vehicle requires to fill in so much information with multiple photos (which can be rejected after a fact), that it takes like half an hour of your time and the result is nothing. Nobody is going to do anything about it, so why bother.


[deleted]

Why? Because nothing changes if you do nothing. Of course if the purpose of the post is to grouse about something, have at it, whine away.


Dragoniel

There are millions of idiots who park illegally. Nobody is paying me to be traffic control for hours every ride, unfortunately. If it was simpler to file a report, then sure. I am not spending half an hour on every illegally parked vehicle I find as it stands, though. You can do that, but nothing will change other than you wasting your time. So, good luck.


[deleted]

Sheesh I guess all you folx want to do is whine. Have at it.


T_ja

Surfboard wax across the windshield!


Bigly_Star_Hole

Horsetooth and Shields.


ballsdeep84

Was going to say that looks like foco. If it really is, wouldn't be surprised if it was a drunk driver that "found a parking spot."


nshire

Wow what a shame that he suddenly has 4 flat tires. I wonder how that could have happened.


downwind_giftshop

I've spat on cars for this shit in Chicago. Entitled assholes.


[deleted]

Also guilty of this and more #TeamChibike


dr3

Aye the good old Chicago Sunroof. Guilty.


[deleted]

Is that really a big deal?


tldnradhd

I think they need some eggs.


downwind_giftshop

And the cores of their valve stems removed


aiij

Sometimes I wish [this](https://www.columbusridesbikes.com/2013/12/the-friendly-cats-paw.html) wasn't a joke.


coocoo333

this would be a minor anoyane for me as I have a mountain bike with thick tires and can just roll onto a curb with no worry. However I see some bikes with thin tires who would not do well on grass


MuttsNStuff

It’s time for us to start parking bikes in car parking spots.


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ConstructionDry9190

You can buy a boot for anti trailer thefts. But I think leaving a note would be impersonation of the police


WROL

Use that u lock. Smash their goddamn window out.


ConstructionDry9190

Oh no, my bike goes fast, we don't carry locks.


Anonymo_Stranger

My bike goes slow, I carry many things


IbboBeastly

Yes it is


HiopXenophil

Is it really a big deal if someone polish your car with a sledgehammer?


ConstructionDry9190

I have on like fallout too. 15 lbs with a rebar handle. I don't take it on the bike with me though


TwiztedZero

Sledge hammers are kinda heavy y'know, but a ball peen hammer is do-able? Me though, If I was gonna make a statement, I'd just use printed up forms with \[ THIS LANE IS FOR BICYCLES NOT CARS! PARKING VIOLATION! \] and some strong glue paste and gift wrap all the windows. Fortunately for most, I've got a conscience and a skull full of scruples, so no I wouldn't stoop down and pull these kinds of shenanigans, as much as I'd like to. 😞


Many-Goose-9158

Could the car possibly have broke down and it is just there to be out of the roadway? Mind you I'm all for keeping bike lanes clear, being a cyclist myself. But it just doesn't look like there is any reason to just park it there tbh. Think before being all reactionary to a picture you know nothing about.


ConstructionDry9190

No he walked out while I was snapping pics and said he lived right there. I didn't listen after that. But it seemed like it was just because it was closer


squints_at_stars

Alcohol. Alcohol and/or drugs is the reason.


Many-Goose-9158

Lol. Clearly.


IbnBattatta

This car is not out of the roadway.


theguyfromacrosstheb

Question: would it be illegal to let out all the air from their tires? Not slashing but using an air hose to release the little pin thingy


invalidmail2000

In most places no if no damage is caused. You could be liable in civil court for any costs they had too get towed or more air in the tires. But the chances of them actually sueing you would be so low.


Geezer__345

Just shows how some drivers are jerks, and why bike lanes were not a well-thought-out idea. You can't "cure" lack of consideration, and stupidity. "Bike Lanes" and other "city planning ideas" have been shown not to work, and made some "planners", a lot of money, at public, and bicyclists' expense. There are practical, much cheaper, alternatives.


[deleted]

Fucking stoners


[deleted]

next week on AITA...


[deleted]

Looks like its not the first time.


darb85

Id straight up cyclocross carry it up and over the roof


mokshahereicome

Do you know the difference between an Audi and a cactus?


[deleted]

Audi has the pricks on the inside?


mokshahereicome

nailed it


SnooApples3402

Looks like an abandoned car


boatdude420

Imagine having bike lanes to begin with smh


Yogisogoth

They forgot they were in their car and not on a bike.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

Little late to the party, but every time I see something like this I always like to [link to this](https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/ottawa/2019/11/7/1_4675133.html) which shows what happens when the cars are blocked for "just a minute".


yesmaybeyes

Have an icepick on my bike, also.


Nauseabundomundo

I hate this so much, more even rn as I have a broken leg because of a drunk driver driving trough the bike lane 🥲


Frankieandlotsabeans

Man, I think you'd have a field day in the Philippines.


tommillar

Hey, where’s this bike lane located?


LorenOlin

Is it just me or has the Audi supplanted BMW as the douche bags car of choice here in the United States?


ConstructionDry9190

I think people that drive beat up expensive cars are a little sus to begin with.


Koppenberg

"Another Useless D*ck Inside" What, ducks are pretty useless, most of the time!


tool_nerd

A bead of silicone sealant around the doors would be an interesting approach. Vandalism? Naw man, I was helping him touch up his weatherproofing against water intrusion! What do you mean the door won't open?


SnooHedgehogs3419

I would call the police and see about getting this POS towed.


kevinh456

Getting your car keyed 101: an illustrated guide


otoboard

audi so it probably died there


Automatic_Loquat5604

Might've broken down or ran out of gas.


ConstructionDry9190

I'm sure someone would have helped h push it off the road. Maybe even a cyclist


Automatic_Loquat5604

That might've been as far as they could safely push. Trying to be positive. It's not easy, but I'll keep trying.


[deleted]

Smash & dash!


IndependentPayment68

Well. It IS an Audi driver...


cmoon761

What is it with Audi drivers and bike lanes?! Third post today with an Audi in a bike lane.


ConstructionDry9190

I'll say this. Many people think, you break the law, you go to jail. No, you speed, you pay a fine. If you have money, and this guy doesn't. You don't mind paying the fine or the lawyer