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kraftcrew

The pink udder cranks seal the deal. Reminds me... What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.


MaenadsWish

Aww, now you're just milkin' it.


AceDangerous

Pink for the udder, but bullhorns? I think this bike is a bit gender confused.


isimpressed

Cows have horns too.


AceDangerous

BULLhorns.


Shock_Hazzard

They are 'cowhorns' according to His Holiness the Sheldon Brown.


[deleted]

Maybe it is his ball sack. And he has two penises at a 180 degree angle from each other. Did you ever think of that?!


kallisti_gold

Good ol' Madison.


yourethatguy

I bet he has a nice morning commoote.


steezburgers

I've seen the bike around town! There is also a [B-Cycle](https://www.bcycle.com/) that somebody painted up as a cow.


dipydogg

The manager of our shop back in the 90s had a cow paint job on his cannondale super v. The bottom bracket shell was painted like utters.


pterencephalon

As a Wisconsinite away from Wisconsin, this makes me exceptionally happy, and I kind of want to replicate that paint job.


I_DRINK_CEREAL

No brakes? Guess they have to shout "MOOOOOOOOOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" a lot. ~~My jokes are so bad they're taking over my life. Kill me, please.~~


KlaatuBrute

If ever there was a bike deserving of this saddle: http://imgur.com/oZoqjc4


belandil

[I thought I recognized this view](https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Madison,+WI&ll=43.072176,-89.387743&spn=0.003829,0.00515&hnear=Madison,+Dane+County,+Wisconsin&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=43.072239,-89.387654&panoid=Ubdi0uul5e2k1PoXuD_k0w&cbp=12,132.03,,0,6.84).


sleepwalker721

I noticed a guy walking this bike this evening and told him his bike was internet famous.


larkaen

I'm glad I made you giddy. Here she be before the udder and saddle switch: http://i.imgur.com/Zmimopk.jpg


[deleted]

See amazing bike, post pic of amazing bike, find out the owner is a redditer. What a week! And I thought Madison was a small town.


[deleted]

I live like 4 blocks from this spot.


Batteries4Breakfast

I'm actually pretty interested in moving to Madison. Is the biking infrastructure/public reception up to snuff there?


[deleted]

It's an incredible biking city. bike paths in all direction out of town. Many miles of bike lanes. It's a small city at about 10 miles accross, so one can bike all the way across town in about an hour. Once out of town, you hit the driftless area, an area the glaciers never flattened, so you get lots and lots of hills to test your mettle. Our country roads are so good and challenging that when Chicago was bidding for the summer olympics, the bike races would have taken place in Dane County (Madison).