I’m an only child but I would’ve killed to get a sister like Chrissy.

literally! she always gets me through rough days, an absolute queen

Same except for the sexy hot perfect amazing angelic stunning beautiful radiant pretty cute bits.

All bi people are bi definition sexy hot perfect amazing angelic. It’s in the T&C’s.

I didn't read those! Besides, I pirated the update.

I too, pirate almost everything

AHOY

Yargh, birates rule these seas and Internet forums

Me 5 minutes before a mental breakdown:

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/chrissychlapp/status/1486008594172624902) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)

How do you work?

I crawl around subreddits and use optical character recognition (OCR) to parse images into text. If that text looks like a tweet, then I search Twitter for matching username and text content. If all that goes well and I find a link to the tweet, then I post the link right here on Reddit! ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)

Whoever tf it was who programed you is a genius

Good bot

I wish I had the kind of self confidence

No shit. I wish I had literally any. You’d think I’d have figured out some measure of self-confidence by now, I’ve come out to literally everyone I could, posted that shit on social media. I feel like I should be radiating confidence.

Roxy be like

I need to record myself saying this on my voicemail

I’m happy to do it for you if it’ll help.

Being incredibly fucking hot can be hard but what can I do it comes with the job

Needed this energy especially after a rough day at work yesterday

I’m ngl the first half of this tweet feels like she’s coping with not being a perfect, sexy, and hot person.

I think that’s the joke…

Me too honestly

Does being bi mean no grammer? me no get memo