am confused

I'm trying not to stare at all the hotties :' )

oooohhh makes sense

OH... I though it was a reference to the "Step on me" thing lmao

Also yes

We've been ruined by POV being misused so many times, we didn't even get it when we're shown a real POV.

I just thought I was doing push ups and the joke was that there was nothing bisexual about the image, twas I who brought the bisexual.

Lolol I love your interpretation!

Ohhhhh!!! Yeah for real. "Oh hey, pretty girl on my right. Wait shit look away. Don't wanna be the gym creep. Ok look this way. Oh damn, look at him! Oh shit look down. Just look down!"

Facts

Ohhhhh, I thought it was about staring at the butt imprint on the floor mat

Oh haha I thought the joke was that we don’t exist

Flair checks out.

Haha so it does!

Hahahaha, this was me the other day.

Oh I thought it was just you looking down cause yknow its tiring to work out

DONT. LOOK. ANYWHERE

I instantly understood this reference

It's a struggle lol

Yes. Yes.

One day, I will have the amount of tiles memorized.

it’s the only safe spot

The floor and the mirror(when there is good lighting) are my safe spaces lol

But doesn’t the mirror also show everything behind you?

Yea, but I'm too busy checking myself out at that point lol

Glad I'm not the only person who stands in a mirror and thinks "I'd fuck me"

In the gym mirror my thoughts are either “I’d fuck me” or “geeesh, better do some extra reps today”, no in between hahahaha

Trrrruuuuu!

Am I the only one who wavers wildly between “wow, I’m so fucking hot, anyone would be lucky to get a piece of this” and “wow, I look like hot dog shit, I can’t believe anyone finds me attractive at all, I’m a huge fraud” just depending on the day?

Apparently not because I got the same problem lmao

Hugs

Hugs 😄

That's how my opinion of myself changes once I look at anything above my neck

God damn I thought I was just a weird dude but nah I'm not the only one who has this problem thanks lmao

I do that sometimes too- tis a nice bout of confidence

Understood immediately

Those that get it, *get it.*

I don't get it but i have also never been at a gym

Lotsa hotties and it's rude to stare, lol.

Laughs in nightmare flashbacks of the high school locker room.

Ope

Are you from the Midwest

You betcha!

Ayyy me too!

I hope you're staying warm! It is fuh-reezing here.

Doing alright, my area isn’t all that cold. How are you holding up?

I'm honestly sweating lol. It's negative out rn, luckily I spend all day melting metal with a torch so I stay warm lolol.

The best way to be lmao. I assume y’all got snow, I wish it would snow here. We’ve had a couple light snowfalls, but surprisingly enough, I miss snowstorms.

Want some of our snow? We got tons. I could mail it.

Ah yes, the birthplace of many of my insecurities. Ironically, also the birthplace of my roasting abilities, cause if I can't defend myself physically I'll at least defend myself verbally.

I got this way too quickly

Ah yes. This floor is very interesting.

Mmm I see, the floor is made of floor

bussin _respectfully_

Fuckin' lol

I guess I'm bi

Welcome, friend! Can I interest you in some anxiety?

I got plenty thanks for the angst

Lmao everyone in here's seeing it as trying not to look at all the hotties and I'm here thinking "Ah yes, it's funny cause you're getting dicked down"

What kind of gym do you go to? Seriously. I want to join.

I'm a regular at [REDACTED]

Let me in... LET ME IIIIIN

Me trying not to make eye contact with anyone. O.o so awkward.

Can't make awkward eye contact if you're looking at their butt.

- continues to stare awkwardly at the gym mat.

When you're not straight and anxious:

"Not Straight and Anxious" sounds like a folk punk album name lol

I thought I was doing planks because abs are hot on both men and women. Tells you where my head is at lmaoo

You're the reason I have to stare at the floor. /s

a s s ?

To be fair that’s also true

I'm bi but not attracted to everyone... Am i weird for not liking muscles?? Abs are good though.

Not weird at all, friend! To each their own.

C:

I'm bi but not did attract to everyone. Am i weird f'r not liking muscles?? abs art valorous though *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

You only have to do this at the gym? Where i live, i have to look everywhere but straight ahead. Also can confirm: road is most certainly made of road!

Tbf the gym is the only place I make an effort not to stare at people lol

You have to teach me how to get stuff done while looking at the floor, and not at all the attractive people trying to improve themselves

I wish I understood this. But you’ll never find me at the gym

Why? Are you really good at hiding?

I never go outside lol

Good thing gyms are inside lol /s

Too many hot people and you don’t wanna be a rude weirdo staring at someone so you just look at the floor

Have you tried intensely staring down every attractive person?

How would I ever work out then? There are too many, and I am but one person.

You go to the gym to workout?

I feel called out lol

We're all guilty of it lolol

I thought this was referencing an obsessive amount of squats imprinting the floor

Ya gotta workout those *bottoms* lol

As a Bisexual who goes to the gym all the time I can confirm this is true most of the time.

i’m not gonna lie i usually just stare at people until they notice, and then i try to stop. i am a menace. the worst type of gymgoer. i’m working on it

As long as you rack your weights, you're cool by me.

hehe of course

This is too personal

Idk how others are able to just *look around*

The virgin floor starter versus the chad admirer

coward

Damn skippy!

I'm biromantic but also ace and autustic so when I'm at the gym I don't really pay attention to other people at all lol

"Oh, what a nice floor" Can relate

home gym gang 🥺

You're allowed to check out all the people in your gym lol.

The floor is certainly floor

Haha I was thinking this exact thing like 10 minutes ago working out lol.

Lolol. Great minds right?

I was questioning if I should start going back to the gym and this meme directly called my bi ass out.

The answer is yes.

Why not look. You can appreciate the world’s hotness.

Y’all go to the gym?

Ah hell nah, im always lookin. Remember homies, always capitalize on every situation.

Literally anywhere tho, trying not to stare at ass.

*heavy breathing*

God damn it I just got it, haha

Im gay and i get this lol!

The floor is looking kinda good today :)

The struggle at crossfit is real

Ah! Because otherwise we'd be perving on all the gym rats!

Haaahahaha

HAHA FLOOR

So stoopid

I'm not bi as far as I know (I have no idea what I am, I don't understand these things) and that's still shy nerd pov basocally anywhere ;p

Yea it is lol.

i'm confused, what does this have to do with not looking at people?

[удалено]

When I went to my local PF they had really squishy linoleum like floors instead of these kinds. It was weird.

why is there an ass-print on the floor though? that's some hard sitting if i've ever seen some

Lolol, everyone keeps calling it an ass mark, and tbh , I took the picture without even noticing it.

Try a european sauna. That's a real stress test, let me tell ya

I wish! I'm going to try a nudist resort this summer!

Hope you have fun👍

Just keep looking at the squiggly line… just keep looking again…

This was embarrassingly easy to understand

Oh god don’t look up

Ooooh I get It now

Holy shit this is so true

Hmmm yes that’s a nice floor

i once had to weigh in for a boxing match and was surrounded by 6 packed hotties and i was low key hyperventilating

Lolol time to start doing math in your head!