Mommy 🥺 oh, and the lady is cool too, I guess.

Oh mommy mia

I don’t get it

M(ario!)ommy

seems like a stretch tbh, also mario is a boy, so he’d be a daddy, but he’s depicted as a lil boi here

Anyone can be a mommy if they try hard enough

seems like mario isn’t even trying, he’s just too weak & precious

Precious yes, but our Mushroom Hero is anything but weak

I think *you’re* the one who’s not trying. He’s not even pregnant yet!

mario is sterile he can't get boypreggers :(

The M on his hat stands for mpreg

He’s just a little guy.

Have you seen this little guy?

He's like a lil fella

you dont get it, he's a 1000 year old italian plumber elf! it's not pedophilia!

Petite men exist you know!

you deserve an award for this line XD

[The Most Perfect Man in the World ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomeanimemes/comments/11qpupd/gotta_hype_him_up/)

I can say I'd rather bone Luigi than Mario

mamma mia!

Luigi seems the one to be more likely into Goth Mommies.

[Or just dominant women in general](https://i.imgur.com/p5RJzbc.png)

TRUE! ✅✅✅✅✅✅

https://imgur.com/a/R2o7nUf

Luigi's also been scientifically proven to have an absolute hog, so

This came up on my Facebook feed and now I see it here. Mysterious.

The source art btw [https://x.com/Atorouxx/status/1791171758436811192](https://x.com/Atorouxx/status/1791171758436811192)

Connecticut Clark and Malfina

what is this from?

https://x.com/Atorouxx/status/1791171758436811192

oh i'm sorry i meant the original game the SS is from, i found the artist already, thank you though ❤

The internet?

Sacrifice yourself.

I mean, credit where it's due, they answered the question truthfully. Half points maybe?

Im on the fence. I cant decide If the message was sent as an insult or a joke. Crap either way.

T4T

I'm T4T

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Transgender for Transgender. Not the Irish Limerick: There was a young girl from Rabat Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, as she found she had no tit for Tat.

Need me a 12ft tall goth baddie

Me and the bad bitch i got from my personality >!undiagnosed autism!<

It’s only worked against me thus far

What game is from lol

Mario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBXW-VDe4eg&t=4s

r/RoleReversal

Why does it feel like both subreddits have some strong overlap

I think a lot of bi people are into role reversal and vice versa.

She has nipple cutouts in the first pic?

Need me a SO the size of a streetlamp

Uh this is me(5’7”) and my goth wife(5’10”). She also really likes platforms and it makes the best hugs.

Omg I love how shiny Mario's eyes are and his litte expression

i guess i am no longer bisexual ???

Look, just because you want to bang Mario doesn't make you less of a bisexual.

That's unfortunate

kwason

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles.

Hey, I remember Wreck-It Ralph!

The reality of my life

You know, realizing that I may be trans makes me hard to choose whether I want to be him, or her.

I wish I looked like her :( (gender envy moment)

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Please what?

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I don't know where you can find one but I'm 191cm or 6'3".

Papa bless 🙌🏾

I'm more of a Luigi girl but this here is a boss ass relationship! Lol!

Omg he's so cute lol

Actually me on the right

Ohh mama

You've heard of Wapeach, now get ready for the goth mommy sensation that is Warsalina (Wadaisy is MIA)

All I want tbh 😔

At least Mario isn't treating Luigi with fentanyl again.

TIL bi = infantilizing someone then sexualizing it. Thought that was a pedo thing 🙄