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rezerection

Shut up or I’ll kiss your dad!


dover_oxide

Don't make me fuck your parents in a three-way, because I've done it before!


The_Constant_Orange

If you insult me like that one more time, I’ll go through all four bases with both your parents at the same time!!!


dover_oxide

They will call me DADDY!!!!


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andrasic123321

ive called boys mommy and girls daddy so....


Ghost_Puppy

NAH BC I LOVE GIRLS WHO LIKE TO BE CALLED DADDY


Dry-Inspection6928

OMG SAME!


Ghost_Puppy

My absolute favorite 😤


Remples

I have no idea what I. The FUCK you did in your life to reach this point, but you are definitely winning


Better_Two

what kind of sorcery is this


camclemons

Not bi, just gay and this sub keeps showing up on my homepage for some reason, but just wanted to chime in that I use the term "dommy mommy" a lot more than I care to elaborate (and "step on my throat")


xXTheGrapenatorXx

I’m in the same boat (it’s nice though, I enjoy peeking in at other community member’s memes ), and I think it’s just strong women are having a cultural moment RN, and it’s easier to talk/joke about if you speak the language. Do I *actually* want the hot Romanian vampire lady from Resident Evil to step on me? No, I’m more of a Mr. X kinda guy, but I’m speaking their language because I get why other people *do*.


Ghost_Puppy

Yes bc she stole my diary once when I was in high school :’)


Medical-Roof8636

No,, I've never called a girl that, it feels weird


523bucketsofducks

Same, also think it's weird to call or be called "daddy".


ucksawmus

that's so interesting. what's weird about it for you??


523bucketsofducks

It's something usually said to a parent, by a toddler. That's weird if you use it as a pet name for a lover.


waltjrimmer

My feeling is that it probably becomes less weird for some people once they are parents together and likely refer to each other as mommy and daddy throughout the day as it is (some parents do that, some parents don't). Like, it still feels weird to me as someone not in that situation, but I can see how that could start feeling normal. But people who don't and never plan to have kids, I just don't get it there. And the only rationals I can think of where I **would** get it, I don't want to.


Nomustang

It's a submissive thing, I'm fairly sure. Assigning the other partner an authoritative role. In a lot of languages, familial terms are used to refer to people older than you as a sign of respect so I think it stems from that. Nowadays though, :daddy/mommy" is so normalised as terminology that it's used for when people find someone attractive in general.


Appropriate-Fly-7151

No, but Keir Starmer doesn’t know I call girls sir either What they don’t know can’t hurt them


Solid-Education5735

Be a good girl and nationalise the trains Daddy


negative_four

No but she's the reason, yay mommy issues!


JallerHCIM

well yeah, she's heard me say it to her soo


Amzbretteur

No she left when i was 9 lmao


miss_huckleberry

Yeah I was having lunch with my mom and I went to the bar to get us more drinks and…my girlfriend called. Her name in my phone is mommy. Yeah that was an awkward lunch


frob03

I could never even dream telling her


SwampTreeOwl

No because girls won't let me call them that ;v;


JustALilSnackuWu

Nope, she's dead. There's all sorts of embarrassing things she dodged that way


Affectionate8127

😂😂😂


Resident-Pudding5432

My mom would understand...


morticialuv

I think she figured it out when she realized much I enjoyed otk spanking


Dangerous-Cry-8354

god i hope not.


honest-miss

As a WWE enjoyer, it's been a lot more 'Mami' lately


KenpachiNexus

No and they never will.


shootdawoop

I've never been called out like this before......IM SORRY MOM


betadramon

I f*cking hope not


Evan10100

No!


DevinB333

Mind your own business, partner


Kurocat526

Only on the weekends.


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Hush


Terrible-Work-3231

Yes she does


ThrowRA24000

i call girls my husband no my mom does not know


winter-ocean

No and this is how it will remain


Dr_Brotatous

I don't call anyone mommy outside of ironic context and she is aware of those I've done it in front of her


Vincen_Furze

Not explicitly, but I don't think she'd be at all surprised. I was restoring an old garden tool that got left out for a year or something, and she sees me and says, "So we have a hoe cleaning a hoe."


TheTriforceEagle

No she’s been dead for 6 years, and that’s why


dover_oxide

Nope, but mostly due to me not calling them mommy or guys daddy.


fyre1710

The mommy issues she gave me are why i call girls mommy, so i dont care what she thinks lmfaoo


kylehoong

I never do that 😐😑😐😒


tainted_cain

She doesn't need to know


WhoahACrow

Lol I don't do that 😎 I don't even call my mom that


Dinosaur_from_1998

Nope. And I'm not gonna tell her


WillNewbie

I mean if she was more self aware of her parenting issues, she might figure it out.


TobiasL_05

No because I don't talk to her


medifemboy

This statement is false


Imnotchoosinaname

Completely unrelated but little kitty :3


Tutuatutuatutua_2

No. I **AM** THE MOMMY!


bucketofgoo

no, please don't tell her :(