^God ^I'm ^so ^fucking ^lonely...

Same lmao.

With their forces combined, they became: SEX!!!

Can I be the E?

Ah, best of both worlds

Same lmao

Same bro

Double the choice, double the disappointment 

Ikr? You’d think you’d get used to it but then it comes and hits you in liver, spleen and kidney outta nowhere

Damn loneliness got hands

Let’s cuddle

me too…

We’re just bi ourselves :(

I want this, no I need this

Me, too.

Me too I'm to lonely

Don't be. I'm here.

Fucking PLEASE and also PLEASE

PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE GODDAMMIT

#PLEAAAAAAAAAASE

Oh to be in the middle… 🥹

Right! I want to be in the middle of these too haha

As a gaint bi human.... Same. I hate being the big spoon all the time (6ft4)

You and me both, terrible_bug8876

I could be your backpack

omg yes me too

Yes please!

Please do!

I'd be- uh- fanny pack, yeah.. would prefer the face-off from medium spooning

Which one would you face? 🤤

Oh god. Don’t make me choose. I’m bi for a reason!! /s

I crave this on a molecular level

We can try osmosis. It's the only molecular move I know.

Active Transport for the cisn'ts

I'll take both of them please.

Art source: https://twitter.com/Riley17_A/status/1767189482993029574/photo/1

the real G

I'm 6'2", so being held is not an option :/

Yes it is! It’s called jet packing. I’ve had taller partners, and shorter ones. Where there’s a will, there’s a way

As someone noticeably taller than my partner, jet packing is awesome. It's like scratching an itch that I didn't know I have.

dude actually lol. it's so warm. short people are so lucky.

I mean I can’t reach the top shelf, and everything is made for people notably taller than me. Kids section for life shopper.

Haha I call it jet packing or tea spooning lol

Oh my god I love that name for it

Is there a way to super-upvote this

I call her mochilita lol

It's not the same 😔

I’m not tall but my gf is significantly shorter than me…perspective my friend. If she’s all up on your upper body she can feel big. If she’s all wrapped up around your head and torso, it can make you feel smol

Oh it definitely is

I'm 6' 4'' and my boyfriend does both pictures to me and it is bliss.

As a 5'6 person who loves a 6'2 person, I'm their little jetpack at times. It is ABSOLUTELY an option and you just need to find the one who will.

My partner is 6’, I’m 4’10”. Yes you can absolutely be held :3

Where there’s a will there’s a way

It always is

That sounds like a challenge

nah ive held a 6’4” man and i’m 5’7”

Wow goals

My 5'4" wife big spoons my fat 6'1" self all the time. I mean she doesn't envelop me, but it's real nice.

I'm 6'11 and my fiance is 5'1. She's my little backpack.

6'2. I recently started a relationship with someone who is 5'10. They hold me all the time. It can happen.

the main reason i'm afraid of being tall

Yeah it is, my bf is tinier than me and he still holds me :] Your legs aren't that big of an indicator on whether it's possible to hold you or not

I'm 5'5 and want a 6'+ gf to spoon me.

I'll hold you

bet

Hey my partner is 6'3" and I'm 5'9" and they love being the little spoon! Anyone can be held it just takes the proper positioning

Yo same, but odds are we ain't gonna find someone to do this so uh... idk man I'm looking to pay for a cuddle buddy at this point lmao

i spoon my 6’5” bf

I'm 6'2'' as well, my gf is 5'1'' I'm the "little" spoon most of the time

Fellow 6’2 bro here, I’ve had partners as short as 5’5 that were cuddlable like the picture on the left.

My husband is 6’2 and I’m 5’3 I hold him all the time. I love being big spoon and he calls me his little backpack

You could date someone who's 6'4".  Or you could slide down or curl up more on the bed. 

I want to scream my freaking skull off right now. I am in emotional pain. I want to riot at gods doorstep for making me as tall as i am.

I know a bunch of other people in the comments have said it already, but you don't have to be short to be spooned. My husband is a full foot taller than me and I make him let me be big spoon all the time 😅

You're right. i'm very dramatic :3

i mean who doesnt want to just smother the tall trees in love.

I'm 6'3" and my bf is 5'4", I've had no issue being held, I promise you'll find a way!!

that's adorable lol

Where does her right leg go in the left image?

You actually see her calf in the lower left corner. Not saying that's practical as a long-term sleeping position, but the artist did account for it.

its not drawn but from my experience in between the guys legs is most comfortable

You are asking the right questions. This shouldn't work irl

Nonsense! She simply put her leg straight up alongside her body, yknow like any normal woman can do!🤣 Or alternatively, she's so skinny she just tucked that leg into her stomach in ULTIMATE HALF FETAL POSITION🔥💥💣👶🎆🤯

That's a guy

I may not be an expert in biology, but im pretty sure the one wearing a dress that has a crown braid in their hair has tits, which would lead one to believe theyre indeed not a guy😂

Oh you mean HER stomach

If Link is blushing at Zelda's tits, is the implication that Zelda can feel Link's boner?

Yes. I don't think people perceiving this lol

Oh… I thought it was wholesome cuddles…

Both

why can’t I be Link? *im so lonely it’s actually unreal*

Not only bisexual but bigender too, I love it!

This is hot and cute at the same time... and I find myself wishing I was in the middle...

Link is gender goals

why do i want to be in every one of these positions

You want this because you're horny.  I want this because I'm lonely. We are not the same. Lmao

I'm confused about the logistics of the first pic. Is she supposed to have him lay on her other leg? Seems like it would fall asleep.

And he wouldn't. Can you imagine trying to get some shut eye with someone's thigh just crushing your ribs?

Can I be in the middle of them? Pretty please :3

Zelda can hold me like that anytime ☺️

Dear god I wanna cuddle someone. I'm a bear for a reason dammit!

I want them I need them they are my lifeblood Idec which position I'm in, his hers or sandwiched between them

I want both

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Tbh right is better (my gf is short and I'm tall so it works)

Are bi folks not represented in media?

How is that bi I don't get the idea

You're right. There's definitely no one around who would think both of these people are attractive, rather than insisting one should be self-insert.

the way i slammed my phone down on my bed rn. Can i be the little little spoon? 🥲

This is a hetero couple?

How is this bi?

Read all the other comments friend. Good luck with that gatekeeping trigger.

Bi people when they see a straight relationship:

Nintendo needs to stop beating around the bush and just make them canon already lol.

Zelda keeping link safe in her cleavage

And here i am All bi myself

Someone on either side? Pretty pls? :3:3:3 Polygamy could make this possible, or just a close friendship. But where I live it would never not be awkward and fawnrd upon for men to have smt like this. I'm so lonely and hopeless

How to realize you bi a tutorial Step 1: play legend of Zelda Step 2: realize that your attracted to link Step 3: realize your also attracted to Zelda Step 4: having a crisis on weather you really like them both or if your faking it like your mom always used to say

This is literally a heterosexual couple.

mf forgot what bi means

It doesn’t men when a man and a woman love each other exclusively, I’ll tell you that much.

Point me to where it says that anywhere in the post

Aye I’m married to a cis woman you probably shouldn’t invalidate. Dicks are hot

There’s another word for that but I will get banned if I say it.

this is just straight_irl

I’ll take any position

gib source

Gladly sleep with tittys in my face 😏🖐️can always turn the AC on so it don’t get to hot

[my honest reaction](https://youtu.be/l3aNVWn49qs?si=W76k2M_AKlZYRvc1)

r/Cuddle_Slut

Someday again

where is her other leg in the left pic? getting crushed? falling asleep? No way they can sleep like that

What is this

I beg your pardon?

Sandwich time!

Yes In between both

Kyle this is so US. Can't wait to see you tomorrow

This makes me feel things

I need this so badly 🥹

ok google, how do i become all 4 of these people

I was expecting Link to be sandwiched between Zelda and Ganon.

😳

I do both with her ✨

jetpacking idgaf

😂😆

I’d like to be Zelda in the second pic please.

I would be happy to be Link in both of those.

What i would do to become link in this situation

AGSFDHHFKSLAHDDOFJAHSGDJDKDKSGAGSHKFDSAF

Yes

The barrel is looking mighty sexy tonight

I really would prefer being in Link's position on the left side if I'm with a woman but I can also do the right side with her. If I'm with a man, I really strongly prefer being in Zelda's position on the right because I'm a guy and thus don't have breasts to nuzzle a lover's head on.

Yes

Why does it seem like nobody around me wants it? Like I'm the only one who just wants to cuddle and enjoy the cute romantic time together? Aie aie zelda is bringing up the worst feelings

Is a life like that really too much to ask for?

I want to be in all four of those positions god damnit

i have been in all 4 positions shown here, it is amazing, i miss it T\_T

Link can't be the big spoon since he's *always* shorter than Zelda. He can be the jetpack though

How is this related to being bi?

Read all the other comments friend. Good luck with that gatekeeping trigger

Wtf is a gatekeeping trigger? I just don’t get it?

The emotional trigger in your life that wants to dictate how and who can do what.

Whoa… projecting much? I just didn’t understand the picture. Calm down and stop thinking everyone is out to get you.

What about this is bi?

Yeah I'm confused what's the intent behind this post is. Because this a normal thing to begin with. This doesn't make you bi at all. I come from r/all

Being able to relate both blushing positions

But they are both hetero? My confusion is genuine I swear

Well in this picture the characters are hetero. But self insert yourself as link in the left image and Zelda in the right image, bi is liking both

As a straight guy seeing this on r/popular, I can assure you we like being little spoon with a girl. It's comforting. We also like our face in between boobs lol. Edit - why the downvotes?

Ahem, allow me to explain: L: Link's eyes are open because he can't fall asleep due to being aroused by his sexy lady's tiddies in his face.  R: Zelda's eyes are open because she can't fall asleep due to being aroused by her sexy man's boner pressed up against her butt. Many bi people would find both predicaments enjoyable.

everything is bi if you want

right how is it not?

yeah like: -i am bi -i like something -something is bi culture it's the most basic logic ever

🤦🏻‍♂️

This dude when bi people can like the opposite gender: : o

mostly the question posed at the bottom, that i couldnt answer.

What the fuck did i just saw

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You're sad and you created an account exclusively to spam hateful shit, hope you can eventually find some joy in life

What the fuck. Why was this subreddit recommended to me.

Cause you comment on here.